>heheheheheeee YES goy leave the comforts of your middle American hamlet and move to New York City where you will have whirlwind love affairs every weekend, YES goy yeeees traverse to our urban utopia anyone who's anyone is here! hehehehehe!
New York City is the best place in the world
>I’m a dumb fuck zoomer dddduuuurrrrr>I think Seinfeld made country life look bad >dddduuuurrrrrrrhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Ljmh7_fdgS0?si=lNtoS_jVgYxcPyF4
>>219867729New York City breaks Marchetti's constant. Its an abomination.
>>219867729It was, between the 80's and 9/11.
>>219867729>>219867755 AYYYY I'M WALKIN HERE, GOY!
/pol/jeet spam thread
>>219867642Uh oh, flyover melty>>219867729Correct and based
seinfeld correctly portrayed NYC as a realm of sin, while also giving fair warnings against the evils of los angeles where it was filmed. not a single aspect of LA as depicted in The Trip was flattering
>>219867729...to leave
>>219867642>you need to remain trapped in some dying factory town in the midwest with no factory and no jobs where the only thing to do is be alcoholic trailer trash working minimum wage because it's trad o algo
conservatives who just want to live like amish people in little villages with inbred communities where they churn butter and drink beer all day are spiritually brown. the hillbilly "mane i jus wanna grill i love me church i love me kids" shit is not essentially white. sorry but white people build cities, innovate transportation and rule over empires. ivy league colleges were built by wasps, broadway is white, constructing the Chrysler Building is white excellence. if you strive to be a fucking hillbilly NOBODY who worships a jew and thinks drinking beer and grilling is more white than new york you're the problem
>>219867729USPS there stole my mail.Some city sloppers have never even left their toxic shithole before. Kind of sad isn’t it.
>>219867642Jew yorkers having a legendary crash out ITT
>>219868077>You finna crashing out nigga no cap fr frZoomers are subhuman
>>219868106Still less ratty the New Yorkers. Cities are perfect for little car-less zoom zooms. They can get shanked in public transit and they can’t drive anyways.
>>219867975You can get a child bride for cheap in those parts howeverbeit
>>219868141Very good news for all the Indians and Haitians being imported there
>>219867642Yeah, I just watched a Twitter vid that said Steve Bannon helped fund Seinfeld so it’s a conspiracy and they are trying to kill us
>>219867642>Just stay at your bumfuck nowhere town with no jobs nor excitement and suffer a slow death as local economy crumbles
>>219867846Nobody is doing deep analysis of goy slop and they know it. It’s not about the supposed message for thinkers it’s about the propaganda for stupid people. Seinfeld had a clear message of it’s cool to spend your thirties fucking around.
>>219868304>my idea of excitement is seeing lunchtime rowdies get away with domestic terrorism daily
>>219868359you don't know what living in a city is actually like and only see cherrypicked clips lmao "daily"
Yes I am a costal elite. Yes I am better educated and make more money than you and I deserve it too Yes I’m objectively better than you in every way.Cope, seethe, dilate, and fentyfold, uppity flyovers
>>219868387>going as far as defending the niggers committing domestic terrorism Do jew yorkers have ANY integrity whatsoever?
>>219868397We don’t know anything about fentyfolding around these parts. That’s your life navigating around naked niggers and their feces as you head to your job making jews millions so they can buy a house in Connecticut to get away from your sucker ass.
>>219868542>We don’t know anything about fentyfolding around these parts.You uppity fags are so full of shit lol. I’ve been to your shitty little towns and have seen the low IQ’s outside the dollar general. Don’t forget your Narcan flyoverfag.
>>219868601I've seen even more low IQs outside your bodegas also could you explain how jew yorkers breath in piss oxygen 24/7?
The best kept secret is living in a city that is not one of the two biggest ones. You get all the amenities of a megalopolis, yet it's not exorbitantly unaffordable.
>>219868643>I’ve seen more low IQ’s Yes, stop sending your Midwest scum and refuse here to beautiful costal America than you. The fumes and lead from your shitty abandoned factories fucked them in the head
>>219868690What Dallas/Fort Worth used to be.
>>219868711I read recently in the Atlantic that people are actually leaving the coasts and moving to the Midwest, bringing their coastal culture along with them. In a few years, the Midwest will not be associated with abandoned factories anymore.
>>219868711>Yes, stop sending your Midwest scum and refuse here to beautiful costal America than you.Would you like to try this again in English, ESL?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Elaine get gangbang
>>219867642It's pretty hard to live in a big city and be more chuddy than like center-right. All the scaremongering about troon rapists and brown people kinda falls apart when you're constantly hanging around troons and brown people
>>219867786Still is faggot, you wouldn’t know, being in a room of 20 people would make you piss your pants and that has nothing to do with two buildings being blown up
>>219869391Literally me
>>219867642Hamlets don't exist in the US. You're either in a large city or a small town in Bumfuck, Kansas
No one in the alt-right blogosphere knows this, but the North side of Chicago is almost entirely white. They are still liberal, so whites from the sticks will not care about that.
>>219869510There are lots of interesting small cities if you're in a developed part of the country. Like Huntington NY or Portland ME
>>219869510>I, the european who is made of radioactive waste can tell you what your country is
>>219867642This wasn't targetting american who knew it was nonsense, it was targetting all the third worlders who would be giving up their 10 acre homes and easy life. Like where Obama grew up in Kenya he had miles and miles without a neighbour.
>>219867729You misspelled LA
>>219867642I moved to the city, found a good job, boss introduced me to a jewess who I married. now I've signed all my bank accounts over to her and am converting.the idea that these programs have any effect on people is a ludicrous far fetched spiracy therie
>>219868037>everyone but me is retarded and should die
>>219869644Life in a city is just that: work. A city does not build or maintain itself. The pyramids did not build themselves.
>>219869673Yes
>>219867822>>219868077This whole thing of declaring the other side "mad" or "seething" and calling it a victory is extremely worthless and annoying. Actually it tends to show if anything that you're mad and invested. Anyways this site would be a lot better if people stopped doing that in every thread.
>>219869687We finna built dem pyramids.
>>219869753>the site would be better on my termsThat infamous uppity city slicker silver spoon attitude strikes again.
>>219869753Why you mad, though? Deal with it.
>>219869887It's interesting to me how terms and phrases like "based" and "why you mad" literally originated in ebonics.
>>219868359Hey Billy-Joe. Wanna go watch the grass grow? I hear a cow might make a special appearance!
>>219869929The forefront of human language evolves in the cities
>>219869950That's the worst thing about country living. I cannot stand the smell of cow dung. I've moved around plenty my whole, but wherever on this planet I have lived, it was always in a large city.
>>219869929The "people" who speak those ebonics, those "people" you worship, how would they feel if they saw this post?
>>219869950>this smarmy, effeminate attempt at patronization It's no wonder you let fags, niggers and spics rule over you.
>>219867642
>>219870104>ross>still the biggest friendWhy doesn't he simply eat the other Friends?
>>219868397>costal
>>219870095>Look how manly I am! I whine about minorities!
>>219870310The "minorities" you worship while they murder your people in cold blood and rape everything in sight. If you were any more misguided, I'd assume you were in a cult.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop another one!!!
>effeminate>how's it effeminate?>I don't know. It just IS
>>219870489I accept your concession, sewer rat.
>>219870095hello jew
>>219867729any city where it's impossible to afford your own place is shit
>>219867812It's really easy to tell when they are just farming izzat with buzzword spam they don't understand
some of us moved to nyc and found success but keep coping from your safe bedroom.
>>219870010Crazy opinion honestly, i love living in a city but the shit and piss smells are the worst part for sure
>>219870468>my whole life revolves around breeding like a dumb animalSubhuman locusts desu, people like you should be sterilized for the good of society
>>219867642Good bait, op.You triggered the Rabbis and Leftists.
Internet slapfights are so lame and stupid
>>219868037Cities as an idea are fine, but NYC is where wealth goes to die. Zero reason why ANYBODY should live there now. Momdani's tax policies will just accelerate the outflows of people and money. Hochul was recently BEGGING for people to move back and pay for dem generous welfare pograms.
Who would win in a brawlTeam FriendsRachel, Ross, Joey, Monica, Chandler, PhoebeTeam SeinfeldJerry, Elaine, George, Kramer, Newman
