why did they make him so sexy
>>219869814He's already sexy as an ogre so why wouldn't he be sexy as a man?
>>219869814It's a fairy tale. Either you're absolutely stunning, or you look like something that came from a troll's asscrack.
>>219869814Because he took a fucking potion to make himself sexy- I watched this with my three year old son and he didn't get confused.
>>219869814They didn't. You just have horrible taste.
>>219869814fixed
>>219869814>miſsed the entire meſsage the movie was trying to ſend to the audienceſhrek 2 is about accepting who you actually are rather than trying to change for ſomebody elſe, eſpecially changing due to peer preſsure deſpite the perſon cloſeſt to you conſtantly reaſsuring you that you don't need to change. Both ſhrek and Fiona's human appearances repreſent a "ſocially-acceptable appearance" while their ogre appearances repreſent who they truly are inſide. Being ogres together is ſimply being honeſt with eachother and to the world.tl;dr the movie literally ſays to juſt "Be Yourſelf"
>>219870017Did you somehow find a lisp-to-text program you preening homo?
>>219869814He looks like Fred Flinstone
>>219869814Why did Id make nu-Doomguy look like human Shrek?
>>219870194>he has never heard of the long SImagine being ſuch an uncultured ſwine
>>219869976Great now you made him look like a beaner
>>219869814
to gay men, "sexy" means fatthat way they have bigger tits, which is what gay people want, women with penises
>>219870017I think something is wrong with your S key.
Is there concept art of what happened to Dragon?
>>219870017You okay, anon?
>>219870017If you smell burning toast or if one side of your body seems to be going stiff please call the local authorities
>>219869814did you even watch the movie? because it explains why he is sexy on account of it being relevant to the plot. dummy
>>219870571All I can find is they said she'd have been a pegasus- according to the AI slopgrinder, she'd have been like this.
>>219869945I'm just gonna assume if I asked you to post an example of an attractive guy you'd respond with some male kpop plastic surgery monstrosity.
>>219870194Kek
>>219870017Don’t worry anon, an ambulance is on the way.
>>219870017Dude what is wrong with you?
>>219869869FPBP
>>219869814Well he’s handsome for an ogre. Why wouldn’t he also be handsome as a man?
>>219870222Lol shut up faggot.>>219870194Topkek
>>219869814How the hell is this sexy? I look better than that.
>>219869814Why do the most average, ugly, poorly groomed, unhygienic guys always get called sexy?
>>219870017>anon posting from the 1700s
>>219869976>>219870247He would be a great salesperson at a T-Mobile store.
>>219872087they vote for the right person, let minorities get their shine, eat the correct kind of foods and are solely attracted to women 10+ years older
