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>Welder.
>Acetylene? Mig? Tig?
>Any of it. If it can be welded I can weld it.
>Cast iron?
>Yeah.
>I don't mean braze.
>I didn't say braze.
>Pot metal?
>What did I say?
>Flux Cored Arc welding?
>Yup
>Plasma arc welding?
>That's right
>Atomic hydrogen welding?
>Sure
>Underwater welding?
>With the right tools
>Resistance seam welding?
>Yes
>Ever weld two coke cans together when you're shitfaced?
>Yes sir
>Coextrusion welding?
>Uh huh
>Could you weld something using only your mind?
>I could try
>Ultrasonic welding?
>Probably
>Upset welding?
>Mmmph yup
>Could you weld something in space?
>With a spacesuit sure
>Could you...
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lol meme of the year
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>>219870497
haha excellent McCarthy dialogue imitation
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I want to get a short haired ginger cat and call him Carson Welles
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>>219870497
Carson was autistic. Anton was not
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What was Carson Wells' relationship to Anton?

He said he knew him "Every which way" but never explained how.
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>>219870497

Underwater welding is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Those guys can't get insurance.
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>>219874288
>Hello Carson. Let's go to your room.
They were fucking. He fucked Chigurh in the ass because he was the pitcher and Anton was a catcher at the time. Like in baseball.
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>>219874334
It looks pretty easy to me
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>>219874334
Skill issue
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why doesn't 4chan have a welding/forklift board?
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>>219875398
That would be the world’s slowest board
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>>219875398

I choose to believe something relatively positive. Those of us plebs who use this website and have also operated heavy industrial equipment are man enough, or at least autistic enough, that we don't feel a need to brag I've operated 10+ fork lifts, stand-ups, changed propane tanks. I once got a dead powered hand jack off the ground all by myself using another two and safely got it onto a pallet for maintenance.. Now, those insecure fat guys who wear those ridiculous fork lift shirts, on the other hand...

Still, I am nothing next to the patrician god among men: the crane operator.
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>>219875398
>>>/diy/ probably has welding somewhere
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>>219875398
>>219875830
oh i was right
>>>/diy/2972986
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>>219875398
>can you weld a welding/forklift board?
>if hiromoot doesn't get in my way sure
>a sneed board?
>if i had enough feed and seed
>a bane board?
>i could make an exception for you
>how about a cunny board?
>let me grab my folder
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>>219874288
It’s implied they were mercs in Vietnam.
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>what’s the most you’ve ever bet on a fillet weld on a butt joint?



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