How come there's no movie about sexy alien women coming down to Earth and enslaving human males as sex slaves?I would watch that movie.
>>219874162There's something about this pic that makes me feel really uneasy and anxious.
>>219874351tell us more about your feelings, fag
>>219874373I've not been feeling so good lately but I've gotten used to it, my wageslavery makes me sad but I cannot quit, but at least I don't have financial difficulties right now.
>>219874162>How come there's no movie about sexy alien women coming down to Earth and enslaving human males as sex slaves?I'm sure there are a ton of cheap 70's pornos following that and similar themes.
>>219874162Watch the short documentary on this fucking spastic.
Wasn't this basically the plot of Species?
bumping for interest
>>219874162Lifeforce (1985?) was kinda like that. The book moreso, it'll get you hard
Bump.
When is All Colours Sam getting his biopic? That’s what I want to know
>>219874162>He's never seen Species
>>219874351Maybe you were abducted?
>>219875177This shit is fucking hilarious.
>>219874162Great idea. I would cast these actresses
>>219874442There’s one where Zoey Nixon Is an alien getting a sperm sample from you to make a race of slaves for her own planet. I’m gonna be honest I felt a little morally conflictedThe premise is that she’s your step sister pretending to be an alien to tease you but the twist ending is (spoiler) she actually is an alien
>>219874351gee, maybe because there's a fucking alien staring at you??
>>219875585yeah but most alien shit is goofy and ridiculous looking.
The two most likely scenarios to me is that we are in a simulation, or aliens already control Earth and otherwise have a functional signal quarantine over many solar systems. Personally, I'm siding with the latter.
>>219875702it's probably the art style, 70s abduction recounting art is weird looking as shit. also my bad for being a dick lol hope things get better for you anon, or not idk fuck you lmao
>>219874162You'd like Illegal Aliens with Anna Nicole Smith Peak-00s Ironic Camp
>>219875442There are countless youtube videos about it, go watch them.
Any recs on getting into UFO and alien folklore? I've been vaguely interested for a while but I want specifics
>>219875849There are countless naked men in your mother’s bedroom, go suck one of their dicks
>>219874162Lifeforce you filthy fucking jeet
>>219874431You are lonely, anon.
>>219875860Modern Ufology is for sure a kind of living folklore. They have some streaming service called Gaia that can serve as a pretty good curated library for the basic content that makes up the bulk of their lore. Of course I wouldn’t advise you to buy the streaming service or give anyone any money or to take anything you see there or anywhere else seriously. It’s just a pseudo-religion built around a possibly real phenomenon that we know certainly very little about
>Early Aliens all Giant Blonde HumansNords are basically built on the concept of a theist universe that accepts science and Eugenics and views taller, whiter features as preferred>Greys appear in 60s abduct Betty and Barney HillLmao Greys were always big into BLACKED shit and kicked off the summer of love right there, basically at Woodstock>Reptilians Basically came out of the What-if era of aliens and evolution. Lizards look funky when you're fucked up too. Lots of Lizards in Colombia where you do Ayahuasca too.
>>219875177And this fella is in it.
>>219875585It's a woman, anon
>>219875177>>219876634
>>219876974Would.
>>219875983There’s a really cool image out there of all the different alien types people have encountered. I’m phonepostin right now so I don’t have it
>>219874351you should propably ease off the estrogen
>>219875860If you go to charity shops or car boot sales they always have some old shitty book about ufology. Or not so shitty actuality because the Encyclopedia of Alien Encounters by Alan Baker that I got for 60p in Tesco has references to stuff no one really talks about online anymore (unless you specifically look for it) and there’s probably enough references in there to find books to seriously get into to it
>>219874431You need amphetamines
>>219874973A24 should unironically make this guys art into a movie, with the praying mantis and everything.
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>>219874351because this is a depiction of a real event. Samjase is real.
>>219874162Under the Skin
>>219874351It's the hip curves and breasts. Not to worry anon, most homosexuals have the same reaction.
>>219874162They exist but they're either not very good or a monkey's paw situation.
>>219874351I hear a low pitch noise which slowly grows louder. I think it has something to do with the unnatural way her limbs are drawn, as if she's in zero G.
>>219874351>>219880928I get a strange growing sensation in my pants, possibly the result of some type of anti gravity device affecting my penis
>>219874351It's because it takes place at noon and there's a dark forest and her eyes are dark.
