lmao he's a funny fuck that vito
should i pull a prank like this on my friends?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It--ImHcR68&t=589sLove when his actor got trolled by two guys who just asked him gay questions during an interview
>>219874496>anyone in your vast circle discovering your sexuality will mean you'll be swiftly executed>attends gay clubs/bars while wearing a YMCA outfit in the heart of new york>blows security officers at the construction site that he and his friends pretend to work atso... he wanted to die?
>>219874607it was a joke.
>>219874607Vito was carelessly retardedEven when he escaped he willingly goes back to Jersey after working a few hours at a regular job.
>>219874607he had a gay fetish AND a risk fetish, very dangerous combination
>>219874607It was the blood pressure medication, it fucked with his head.
>>219874672They should have written Vito as a bugchaser.
>>219874607He wanted to live, and he did.
>>219874867
paulie was the real victim in all this
>>219874867You threw AIDS in vito. Thats gotta be resolved.
>>219874607not a funny guy are you
>>219874607>Johnny Cakes is a fit fireman and a good cook who hosts dinner parties at his swanky house for his middle-class homo pals>a "respectable" gay>for some reason he falls in love with a fat, brown, criminal bridge troll like VitoThat was the part the stood out as unbelievable.
>>219874607It's like his gay lover said, everybody else was stupid to Vito. Everybody was a mark that could be conned. He was hubristic, he even thought if he could get Tony out of the way he could become boss.
>>219875845>That was the part the stood out as unbelievable.Cakes already banged all the bottoms up the kancamagus highway
Tony said Vito was a good earner, but we never saw what made him a good earner. Was Vito really more effective on the street than most of the others? Hard to imagine.
>>219876445This always bothered me as well. With Ralph being a good earner, it made sense because he was shown to be cunning and good with numbers, and had experience from running similar rackets in Miami before his debut in early Season 3. But Vito is just a waddling fat slob who somehow becomes Tony's best earner out of nowhere.
>>219876445he was greasing the unions.
>>219874496
>>219877394>clam sauceShould change that to Blue Oyster sauce.
>>219874607People cheat on their spouse even in the presence of high risk of getting caught, this is the same thing.
>>219874496It was just a joke. Fuggedabouddid.
>>219874867An anti-vaxxer? Vito? Get da fuck outta here!
>>219874629I GET IT!
>>219874496Funny how?
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>>219874867bugchaser? That fat fuck could never catch anything
>>219877752explain, im a bit slow. ma used to be beat over the head with a broom because i dont listen to no broad
>>219874496Phil tossed salad in the can for 20 fuckin years and no one cared.
>>219876445He inherited Ralphie's crew and the construction business so all he had to do was not ruin a situation that was already profitable.
>>219874496Its a good joke you have to admit
>>219878697Tony said you get a pass for being a fag in the can, Ritchie Aprile was also another clearly closeted fag who probably bummed a lot of guys in the can.
>>219878697You get a pass for that.
>>219878750>>219878798seems a little hypocritical, no?
A mole on her ass?
>>219874496was he ever confirmed for gay?>blowjob was implied, he could have dropped something>gay club was an obvious joke to make some faggot seeth>gay fireman kiss was also a joke on a faggot that got his heart broke, lmao
>>219878852He was pulling a job on that fireman fanook. Good gig getting free food and housing
>"When the security guy was sucking him off">"It was the other way around. Vito was blowing the security guard"Would they have given Vito a pass if he was pitching and not catching?
>>219878919He should have brought that to his defense when he spoke to Tony on the phone. Never mind the medication nonsense, just admit the truth: "I was gay for pay, Tone. How else could I be such a good earner? And I'm STILL good at it. A beautiful man is pampering me right now, free of charge, because I'm hustling him in the sack."
>>219878822Im in Awre of yous
It was just a joke
My troon break oneshotted scars both phases in the shitty weekly
>>219878798SHES SO HOT!!!