>It's a "Truman accidentally liked his interns beach photo she posted when she was 16" episodeI hope Truman has a great explanation for HR. It's been 4 days since he went back to work!
>>219875362>I simply liked it.
>>219875362>it's a Truman deleted all social media 15 years ago after occasionally reposting a few ragecomic memes
>it’s a Truman found his iPhone from 9th grade and remembers it still has all the creepshots he took on the school bus
>It’s a Truman watches his sister get broken up with because she doesn’t have an active Instagram account I’m unsure if the director thinks the audience could buy that but he pulled it off anyway
>>219875362>it's a truman heard a weird falling object noise in the kitchen while being high on marihuana and he is not sure if it was real or not
>it’s a Truman enter a fugue state at 4:55pm Friday and sends a message to one of the department managers calling him a cunt but luckily he isn’t at his desk so Truman hustles to his office, deletes the message then later that night accesses the exchange server to triple check that all traces of it are deleted episode
Truman realizes he is 28 now and even if he ever had the chance at getting a woman he wouldn't know the first thing to do and would probably kill the relationship due to its inconvenience.
>>219875362>I thought I was tagged in itThe Hyde excuse always works
>>219875362>It's a "Truman accidentally likes his coworker's photo of her giant visible cleavage while it's 2 AM" episode>it's a "Truman accidentally sends a friend request to the cashier woman he managed to find with just her name tag while he's jacking off" episodeSome of these plotlines are getting a bit samey.
>>219875362>Truman dances awkwardly when he thinks no one is watching, spawning new clicktok memes daily.
>>219876761>Truman somehow attracts the interest of a middle-eastern woman at work but he lets indecisiveness and low self-esteem get in the way of numerous opportunities to ask her out, instead allowing another co-worker to take her out on a date who then disrespects her by taking a trip down to Coomlombia and developing a terminal case of latina fever and making the middle-eastern woman feel so unwanted that she ends up letting her family arrange a marriage for her and completely gives up on the concept of love marriage, resulting in her being in an abusive marriage that Truman has spent the past year hearing about because his coworker trusts and confides in him, so much so that Truman ends up having to talk with police when his coworker finally stands up for herself and reports her husband for beating her so hard that she stops coming to work because she can't hide the bruises but also can't divorce him because her family would disown her and she can't afford to live on her own
>>219877548...is Truman okay?
Hasn't Truman ever heard about not shitting where you eat? Why doesn't he try talking to a woman that's not being paid to interact with him?
>>219875648How did Truman know the password?
>>219875455>Truman opens Facebook and sees all the girls he creepshotted are married now while he's still single and alone
13yo is proper breeding age anyone who says otherwise is a femanist cuckold
>>219877983A large chunk or people have met their significant others at work for all time and history>>219876761A woman you live with and makes you happy to wake up everyday is absolutely worth the inconvenience and if you picked right like me she births your beautiful child
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