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Jewish actress Malina Weissman is starring in Disney’s COVEN ACADEMY, an upcoming series in which three teenage witches must protect New Orleans from supernatural threats
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>>219875949
she looks lovely. didn't read your post though.
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>jewish woman playing a witch
Perfect casting. Odessa Zion and Gal Gadot could play the others.
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>>219875949
why do witches work so well as a trio?
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>>219875949
it should be something about she only wearing thongs
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>>219875949
nom nom nom (eating her ass)
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>>219876028
>old hags
>teens
fool
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>>219876028
>New Orleans
I'll give you one guess what race the other two are.
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>>219876040
>why do witches work so well as a trio?

triple goddess shit. three fates, norns, furies, grey sisters, etc.
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>>219876220
Surprisingly only one is black. The other is Mark Duplass's daughter.
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>>219876288
That actually is pretty surprising. I'm still not going to watch this because it's a show for girls but hopefully they get some nice outfits posted here.
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>>219875949
Subhuman.
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>>219876288
>Mark Duplass's daughter
not half bad looking for a jew
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>>219876408
i will now watch your teenage drama tv series.
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>>219876288
It's not ideal, but as black girls go I've seen worse
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>>219876340
>I'm still not going to watch this because it's a show for girls
You didn’t watch Kim Possible? Totally Spies?
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>>219876040
>>219876246
This. It's an old European folklore motif.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHecateSisters
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>>219876592
>>219876408
>>219876288
Bretty good. I may watch this.
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>>219875949
looks like Shannon Doherty with not crooked eyes
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>>219876592
fugg
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>>219876890
I always think she's Sabrina carpenter but brunette
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>>219875949
Post her boyfriend
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>>219875949
She looks like her asshole tastes immensely sweet
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>>219876616
Not even once.
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>>219875949
sounds stupid
more of her though plz
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I look like her when I crossdress
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>>219875949
>COHEN ACADEMY
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>>219875949
>New Orleans
Snowbunny Academy it is
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>>219875949

Why not cast her as Kitty Pryde for the new rebooted X-Men movies?
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>>219875949
>a yid plays a child of the devil
Sometimes Hollywood gets it right
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>>219875949
>supernatural threats
that will just be the first 3-5 episodes. the rest up to the season cliff hanger and the rest of the seasons it will get, they will spend assembling a team of all the witches and dark forces together to focus on fighting the worst threat of all: white supremacy
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I will watch for her.
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>>219876356
>Subhuman
Why because she smokes?
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>>219881739
Maybe Israel are the good guys after all
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Tanlines?
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at least she's working
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>>219881842
>scars from the time she broke both her legs skiing
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>>219882004
They are nice
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>>219876408
It’s because of the Jewishness, not in spite of it
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>>219875949
I will watch your Disney show now
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>>219876616
not even with a rented cum sock
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>>219876408
>nose scrunch
c-cute
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>>219882343
too many clothes
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>>219876288
>>219876592
>Leftwich
Did Kojima write this?
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Will they show witch slit?
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>>219882747
Is that Elizabeth Hurley's son?
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>>219882910
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>>219882888
hurm
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>>219882754
she's so pretty. holy shit. and that pale jewba!! hnghgh
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>>219882754
husbant, you spent all the food money on funko pops, now we're going to starve to death
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>>219882249

wait a minute, that posture...
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she really reminds of that pornstar named princess leia .
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>>219882754
Your new rural German wife (some amount of Jewish ancestry).
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blue
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>>219883563
>/tv/ wants me to hate this
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>>219875949
>mentions she's a Jewish actress
>also puts this info as his filename
Da joooooooz, amirite heheh?
Even though being Jewish has no importance in the context of making a thread announcing her new role, (you) just had to do it, didn't you? You just had to throw it out there to bait the antisemites here to sperg out.
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>>219883607
technically she's only half Jewish
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>>219883607
I thought it was parodying those torrent release threads where they emphasize the race of the characters.
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>>219883556
50 percent
But it’s on her dads side so it doesn’t count
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>>219883668
Got everything from the mom it seems
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>>219881800
SEX
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>>219881783
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>>219875949
My lovely Jewish wife and our child (I am Count Olaf)
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>>219883864
Look at the calves on that fat bitch in the back
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>>219883913
Why on earth would I do that?
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>>219883864
She has very nice hips. So did Emily Browning, yet another thing they share in common. Though Emily was flat chested, this one has a healthy bosom.
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>>219879131
Underrated
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dont take the bait. she wants to steal your aryan genes for her hive of pit vipers. how do you think shoe got blue eyes?
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*cocks*
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>>219884030
I CAN’T RESIST, SAVE ME HITLER
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>>219884030
I'll do whatever I want, you rake.
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>>219884066
thick soft lips
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>>219884066
She makes me feel protective over her
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>>219884030
oh no!! imagine her stealing my genetic material!! haha!! that would be awful!! haha!!
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>>219884030
Look lad, those hips were made for this and I will not deny my biology.
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bigass eyebrows
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>>219884030
you would turn her down if she throws herself at you?
How gay are you?
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>>219875949
ok
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>>219884030
Stealing implies a lack of consent
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>>219883668
I am hoping her cute nose does not get any bigger or pointier and stays just the way it is
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>>219884196
khazar milkers are fleeting. the glory of hyperborea is forever
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>>219884130
our children would have very hairy eyebrows
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>>219883757
O
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>>219884130
that just gives me bigger targets
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RIP her food blog
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>>219884311
Is she an escort now like Ryry?
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>>219884321
I don’t think so, at least not anymore. Maybe when she was relegated to the schlock mines but the Mouse should be taking care of her now
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>>219881823
>>219884233
She was horribly maimed during the production of that film

>Lead actress Malina Weissman, best known for playing Violet Baudelaire in “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and a young Kara Zor-El on “Supergirl,” got super glue in her eye. A microscopic knife was needed and she lost her eyelashes; she wasn’t able to film scenes for five days due to the injury.
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>>219884321
Ryry isn't an "escort" either, she's from a rich family, she's never had to work for anything. She got married recently.
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>>219884420
She was a yacht girl for a while
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>>219884427
No, she wasn't.
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>>219884311
>picture ruined because it reminds me of those other kind of "cookies"
iykyk
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>>219881800
lil sunburnt
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her sister is hotter
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>>219884504
no, she really isn't
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>>219884504
If you say so
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>>219884427
why would a rich girl who never has to work for anything need to be a "yacht girl"? are you retarded?
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>>219884066
Hey thats my station. Greenpoint G stop. Fun
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>>219881667
what a whore... her sister won
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>>219884504
Not even her sister would agree with that.
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>>219884504
Bit tryhard
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>>219884532
butterfaces are where it's at
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>>219884578
it's kinda funny how obvious it is at a glance that Malina has real lips and the sister doesn't
like fake boobs, you can always tell
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>>219884539
Lily Chee comes from a rich family and she's an escort
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>>219884651
I don't know who that is. Ryry is a bit part actress who just lives off her rich family as she always did. Went off to a fancy university as well. It's just a dumb claim.
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>>219884504
>plain face
>brown eyes
>thin lips
>no tits
Poor girl got the short end of the genetic stick in the family.
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>>219884504
>>219884578
Her sister looks gross
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She would be a big star if it weren’t for antisemitism
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i love women so much bros
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>>219884944
what is this, 1930?
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>>219884578
>tatoos
Into the fire, you go.
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>>219875949
I've never seen a woman whose name starts with an M who wasn't evil
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>>219883696
Never, ever tolerate women to talk like this.
I don't even need to know what she's saying, just those atrocious expressions and mannerisms
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO MY WOMENOPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT
In Japan a woman who acts like this will be shunned from society
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>>219885488
It’s been on the rise because of what Israel is doing
She attended a screening at the Jewish Heritage Museum. Bad move
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>>219884427
I'm gonna take a wild guess. You saw a random photo of her on vacation in a tropical place and made up a fanfic in your head? Never quite understood the point of that routine myself.
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>>219881667
>>219881686
>>219881705
>>219881722
Imagine how many non-virgin men were involved in that photo shoot. Costuming, lighting, makeup, powdering/taping her body, to say nothing of the cameraman directing how she should spread her legs for him.
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>>219885564
Why is she sitting in the povvo economy 0 leg space section?
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>>219885595
Saving money, she isn't an A lister.
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>>219885595
broke ass bitch
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>>219885595
>economy 0 leg space section?
cause she's just like me. fr fr
>>219885544
>In Japan
lol . stfu weeb
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That's a big thigh
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>>219875949
>OVEN ACADEMY
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>>219886490
Thats good eatin
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>>219886586
rude
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>>219886490
4 me
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>>219875949
>jewish
lmao whatever that means
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>>219886747
dont worry she can stay in my attic
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wtf I love Israel now.
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>>219886979
I love them cuz they actually bomb dog killing goat/boy raping sand niggers
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>>219887120
Well, that too.
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I want to kiss her, and I love Israel.
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Say what you will about God's chosen people, but you can't deny they make the hottest women on the planet.
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>>219887506
How am I, a goyim, supposed to not fall for the goyim trap?
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>>219887562
>>219887492
Pale, dark hair and light eyes is an SSS+ tier combo
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>>219884053
I wish she would take that shotgun, put it in my mouth, and blow my head off, if you know what I mean haha.
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>>219875949
>teenage witches
>New Orleans
>supernatural threats
this is just AHS S3
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>>219887643
it should be me
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>>219875949
Who did it better?
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>>219889312
browning
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>>219884532
>siblings
>One Mexican
>One European
So this is the power of, le melting pot?
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>bare minimum jawline you need for her to acknowledge your existence
>6'3" at least
>thick wavy hair
>8" x 6" cock
>exciting non-corporate yet high paying job
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>>219875949
She's a terrible actress
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>>219885573
He probably saw her on a yacht and was too retarded to realize it belonged to her family.
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>>219889627
This has got to be the saddest incel cope I've ever seen.
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I need sex
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>>219885595
she's not rich
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>>219889312
I'll take em both, I'm hardore



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