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>>219878040Is he ok?
>>219878057The air conditioner is on and he's listening to his favorite music
>>219878057He watched movies on our banned list
let's discuss every film on the banned list in order. will Terrifier 2 and 3 make your end-of-decade top 100 /hor/?
Watching Mudborn right now. Exorcism scenes are pretty cool.
>>219878131There is no list
>>219878140> will Terrifier 2 and 3 make your end-of-decade top 100 /hor/?Only if you’re a low test beta soi boy cuck redditor.
>>219878140Haven't seen one yet. It's on my list, but I never could be bothered for some reason.
>>219878140does this mean we're going to discuss every single animated horror or comedy horror ever made? This is going to take more than one thread
>>219878140Terrifier 3 yes. Actually a great film even though it could have had some tits.
>>219878164This movie is actually very good. It just needed a fancier director to get it on par with the Wailing and the other korean movie. Sometimes a movie is very good but a gifted director can really turn the film into classic or legendary status.
>>219878198not even the first? i'd wait til the 4th one releases and marathon them all, it'll be a good time
almost missed the new thread>>219877911interesting take.Why?I'd put green room, besides the obvious supsense thrillers, into maybe the terror kino sub genre. In this case more like a reverse home invasion movie. But it definetely falls into horror imho.Climax on the other hand. Well it's not that easy to classify. Noe has a way to make his viewers feel more and more anxiety throughout his movies and this one is no exception.I'll have to admit that I was on psychedelics while watching it for the first (and only) time so the uneasy camera angles in the later half of the movie, together with the general bad vibes and paranoia between the characters made it a very uncomfortable watch. That's the kind of impact that I am expecting from his movies though, so no dissapointment on my part.Maybe drama, tragedy?I mean I wouldn't call Melancholia a horror movie.But climax a horror? Mmmhhhh, maybe. Would like to hear your thoughts on it though.
>>219878040He's literally me
>>219878247Terrifier 2 and 3 were garbage.
M3gan!
>>219878308you also get car sick?
>>219878288It will not be a good time. Terrifier 2 and after are pure slop.
>>219878040Based Mel Brooks producing The Elephant Man and this with a simple "Brooksfilm" card at the beginning and calling no further attention to himself so as not to sully the dramatic content with his comedy-famous name. "Hi, I'm the famous comedy director jew Mel Brooks. I'd now like to present the most metal ending that any film has ever had."
What does /hor/ think?Is the guest a horror movie?I'd say yes, in parts.
anyone else hyped for the new evil dead movie?
>>219878389I'm keeping my expectations low.But so far I wasn't disappointed by any of the evil dead movies. Not even evil dead rise. All of them were at least good, if not great movies.
>>219878383It's insane I was just thinking about this movie, and I scroll 3 seconds later and see this post. The Guest is a perfect movie, lightning in a bottle, extremely good. It's horror in parts, it's partially a slasher movie. But not overtly horror.
>>219878290honestly i'd have to watch Green Room again, but i think Climax comfortably fits into the psychological horror subgenre, where as the former i thought just lacked enough traditional horror elements to label it as such
>>219878389No, we are hyped for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>219878497>tranny foid directorno thanks
>the Wailing>Exhuma>Mudborn
>>219878534>cuck beta posterNo thanks
>>219878534The director is a woman.
Has /hor/ ever seen the Blackwell Ghost series? I really enjoyed them and hope there’s more to be made. It’s a bit of an acquired taste
>>219878497this film is gonna break letterboxd
>>219878602>>219878653lmao TV Glow was beta as fuck, also "she" looks like a tranny
>>219878687I remember falling asleep during them. I can try watching again.
>>219878751Also, (you) look like a cuck
>>219878763They are great in that sort of calm/focused state. If you can ride that line without sleeping you might like it. Admittedly the 2nd one on is much more exciting
>>2198781402 will.
>>219878718>break letterboxdwow, somehow this makes me want to see it even less.Reminds me how Kim Kardashian "broke the internet"What a horrible day to have eyes.
>>219878718You sound like a faggot tranny
>>219878140Top 100 of the decade? Easy.Of course, I don't know if I'll even watch 100 horror movies from this decade.
>>219878318Terrifier 3 was kino. All three are great efforts and I look forward to 4. I guess you have a weak stomach for violence.
>>219879217I guess you have pleb taste.
I seem to recall that the director of a very good horror film later did something specifically on the subject of Bugs or something.
>>219879344No I have clearly have the patrician taste, and you that of an ass. A mule even.
>>219878389I'm gonna go see the Mummy tonight and that'll be the ED run up since it's apparently EDR Part II
>>219879217> Terrifier 3 was kino. All three are great efforts and I look forward to 4.Pathetic.
wait, so it's literally just about Dinosaurs? seems a little uninspired..
>>219878040OH N-
>>219871200>>219871931Very based!
>>219879217>Terrifier 3 was kino. >All three are great>look forward to 4o a redditor
>>219879833samejeet
>>219879217> Terrifier 3 was kino. All three are great efforts and I look forward to 4.Grim.
>>219879833>>219879891>>219880139You really get triggered about everything don't you.
>>219880181The other two are not me but cope. Those movies are garbage.
>>219879217You must not be a fan of horror or haven’t watched many films if your taste is that bad.
>>219879217We have a banned list so plebs like you don’t show up in here desu.
mummys, as a horror concept, are frankly quite ridiculous and silly
Execute the spammer that keeps posting the bait list.
>>219880464
>>219880254>>219880310>>219880254>malding meltdown
>>219880464Execute this anon>>219879217The banned list is pretty much banning him.
>>219880464Being an annoying retarded faggot on 4chan is a spectrum and he's honestly pretty tame compared to the really bad ones.
>>219880824This. I don’t mind him. He only wants what’s best for this general.
>>219880866stop talking about yourself in the third person.Talk more about>the fly and other Cronenberg body horror
>>219880824Exactly. He only discusses horror and doesn’t actually go off topic or anything.
>>219880866You are a samefagging hall monitor schizo that should kill himself ASAP.
>‘The Pitt’ Star Fiona Dourif Joins ‘A Head Full of Ghosts,’ Horror Movie Produced by Robert Downey Jr. >She’ll star alongside previously announced cast members David Harbour, Rebecca Hall and Esmé Creed-Miles.>The Barretts' normal suburban New England life is torn apart when their teenage daughter shows signs of acute schizophrenia, reluctantly leading them to be the subjects of a reality show. 15 years later, Merry faces her haunting past.>Directed by Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz, who both directed Goodnight Mommy, The Lodge, and The Devil's BathStacked cast plus based directors. This sounds like potential kino.
>>219880917spamming his stupid little list (oh, how autists love their fucking lists) is not>only discusses horror
>>219880968“Our” list
>>219880968What about that list isn’t horror?
>list discussion continues to derail the thread>no horror discussedwhat an annoying attention whore
>>219879593Bug by William Friedkin? It's not actually about bugs.
>>219880940> >Directed by Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz, who both directed Goodnight Mommy, The Lodge, and The Devil's BathFeminst horror is banned here.
>>219881102please fuck off
>>219879190Good point. I watch a ton and I just checked and I'm at 275 horror movies from the decade so far. A top 100 is almost a whole third of those.
>>219880940> The Devil's Bath (2024), directed by Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala, is a historical psychological drama that explores 18th-century Austrian women's mental health through a feminist lens.
>>219880913he's gone full melty, much like the fly there's no coming back from that
>>219881141Hell no. Miss me with that shit. >>219880940I’m good, no thanks.
>>219880940> based directors.>directors of feminist horrorWhy is this place so cucked?
>>219881141Oof. Femslop traumaslop and anon like it. Roastie or tranny or lgbt?
>when the moid won't stop yapping about his banned movie list
>>219881151Well, there is one solution though.Great movie ending btw.
>>219880940Did you actually watch those movies?
>>219881256kek
>>219881261He is too scared to say yes now, dimwit.
>>219880940>>219881141> Although it’s streaming on Shudder, The Devil’s Bath is more historical drama than horror film — and all the scarier for it.This sounds like shit. So, not even /hor/.
need recommendations like Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum where they explore a haunted place. really like how they used tech like cctv and gopros to give more angles to your typical found footage movie. lowkey felt like an ad to the gopro session too which was pretty nice actually
>>219878383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhhZIVhGw8the climax scene was amazing and you really had to read between the lines to realize David wanted none of what was happening
>feminist horroron that note, was The Bride! any good?nb4 banned
>>219881261The Lodge and The Devil's Bath, yes. Both kino.
>>219881372It's amazingly bad. There was a reason it flopped so spectacularly. Just the first five minutes will get across what the rest of this shit is like.
>>219881372If Joe Dante thinks it's good and chuds think it's bad, that means it's good.
>>219881392Cool, a girl in /hor/.
>>219880940>six samefag repliesSomehow, he gets gayer every day.
>>219881407>>219881436cool cool, I'll probably check it out tonight or tomorrow, I'll keep /hor/ posted
>>219881586Ew…
>>219881586>he gets gayer every day.point in case >>219881689
>>219881586I want to take a big bite of this ass
>>219878389Yeah, Evil Dead is the only franchise that I legit think every movie is great.Yes even Rise.Also, since I don't see it in here here's the teaser for the new one.https://x.com/Athers83/status/2045110383422083204
>Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’ follows a gothic world where townsfolk are investigating a brutal werewolf terrifying their town.>Presented in 4:3 aspect ratio.
>>219881837>>Presented in 4:3 aspect ratio.why?!
>>219881908kinothat's why
hey /hor/ what's your favourite Nosferatu?>Max Schreck (1922)>Klaus Kinski (1979)>Bill Skarsgård (2024)honorable mention>Willem Dafoe (2000) playing Max Schreck
>>219881947Shit, I gotta go with Dafoe, he was hilarious. Then I'm going Skarsgard, Kinski, Shreck
>>219881335Grave Encounters As Above, So Below
>>219881586Her ass looks disgusting
>>219882049>>219881947I'm not even that big of a Dafoe guy but same, man that's a great kino
>>219881335I just watched Do Not Enter and it's very similar except it felt like they did the exact opposite and pared down the number of cameras and equipment they used
>>219881335Horror movie titled Portal
>>219882149I honestly wish they'd had him reprise the role in Eggers version instead of using Skarsgard. He still could've been in it, as either boyfriend character. Shit, if the premise of the movie was grossed up old ass Dafoe cucking Skarsgard who's such an obvious Chad, it would've made the movie even more effective.
>>219881947Peri Baumeister from Blood Red Sky of course
>>219879870It's all true tooI hadn't noticed the bits of Emma Watson in there too (Karen Allen and Snood resemblance was more immediately noticeable) but it comes out sometimes at certain angles. Not in as strong a way but sort of in the mix
>>219882366Shut it
>>219882366Quiet
>>219882407...no>>219882538...no
>>219881363please explain more
>>219882257Good point, that would have worked so much better. The way it came out.. idk good on paper but didn't hit for me.
so the new mummy is a piece of shit?
>>219883164It's fun, if too long. Some very gross stuff in it
>>219883066Total snood victory
>>219883164my internet frends told me it is
>>219883164I'm going to see it in like an hour
>>219879870Can't believe we didn't get an Abominable Snowman remake in 1979 now looking at this pic. I can see it now, in my headcanon.
>>219880940Kino cast >Directed by Severin Fiala and Veronika FranzDamn I fucking hated Devil's Bath. But this is an adaption right so maybe it'll be alright
With no disrespect,what if a horror girl just PLRRRRRRRRFTfartd in your face hot.What then?
>>219883243but what if I know them in real life
>>219884065>Donna D'ErricoI've seen her boobs, lol
>>219884159Are they nice and firm?
Just finished. I was pretty bored during the first hour despite being a Wirkola fan. There's plenty of action during, I guess I'm just not a fan of this mini-genre that also includes Bait and Crawl of kinda Animal Home Invasion movies. Then the final act had one of the most absurd climax situations I've ever seen and I have to give it credit for that. One more of them and we'll have an Alyla Browne Animal Horror trilogy.
>>219884223they were kinda rude but they were flexible
Bleh!
>>219884021I know there is a gay couple here
>>219879860Jesus Christ this shit makes modern horror films look like fairytales
>>219884811Stupid pregnant foid and black. Pass.
>>219878383Never even heard of this film before. Watched it follows again the other night and wondered what else maika Monroe was in since I recall her being pretty popular for the briefest window.Wtf, now this film is talked about a fair bit, and it even has decent ratings. I might have jumped universes again.
>>219885269you must watch itis amazing
>>219885269You seem to be the anon who doesn’t watch horror outside of October.
>>219878383I like American Ultra better unironically
>>219885314Underrated. I honestly miss Max Landis.
>>219885334based
>>219884811Ai generated poster lel
>>219885314>>219885334I've seen some awful takes in my day, but this takes the biscuit.
>>219885281Sick I will!>>219885313Nah man, I watch pretty much every horror I find as it releases. This might have come out when I was on an adventure or something, or I might not have seen it cos it isn't horror per se. Idk. I'ma watch it now tho, that's for sure.
>>219885396It's largely just a matter of taste. The Guest is a great film, too. I think people like to hate Jesse Eisenberg but I'm not sure why.
>>219885421Of the two main characters, he was preferable.
this was a god tier horror tv show
>>219885545Not horror
>>219885545Never heard of it, looks interesting
>>219885545Woke
Man, seems like there's a lot of extra violent stuff coming out recently.Ready or Not 2They Will Kill YouThe MummyNormalOver Your Dead Bodyjust noticed because I go to pretty much everything and I noticed the overall level of movie violence spike this past couple months.
>>219885581how is it not horror? You have monsters and scary stuff in every ep
>>219885849I can tell it is drama and some sits show it as drama. And I looked at the episode list on imdb and it reeks of woke.
Just got back from The Mummy.Imagine your family dog getting run over in a clumsy accident by your father. A sad, painful memory of a pointless nihilistic event with no real silver lining or positive spin. Now imagine some hotshot director making a 2hr+ SFX-laden extravaganza out of it! Would that be cool? Would it be entertaining to see your mother weep before bed in 4K? Anyway The Mummy has all the tonal confusion of Evil Dead Rise, but longer, boring, cheap, occasionally kino. I'd describe it as EDR meets Herditary and Martyrs. It gets real twisted, I actually felt sad for the child actress for having to be part of the degeneracy at one point.On the other hand, the direction is like ED on steroids and the SFX are great.I also thought the ending made no sense.
>>219885982Sounds good.
>>219885982So it's just misanthropyslop?I'm so sick of that sort of horror.
>>219885982this is from Wikipedia :>The film follows a family who is reunited with their long-missing, mummified daughter and realize something is wrong with her.So was she always mummified? Like being mummified and missing AREN'T something wrong with her?Lel the fuck kinda sentence is that?
>>219886052It's essentially comedy, it's just very mean comedy, like Raimi does. Cronin doesn't wink at you as much about it as Raimi does, but if you're paying attention, you can't help but laugh at how excessively things are done. I'm thinking of the filling of the champagne glass at the wake or Grandma's dentures on the floor.
>>219886083Major spoilers: the girl was abducted by a family that have been keeping a demon imprisoned for generations by keeping him trapped inside a living person that they "mummify" and keep in a sarcophagus for the rest of their life. The mummy they had at the start of the movie has come to the end of its lifespan so they need a new host. They lose the sarcophagus in a plane crash and that's how the family gets the girl back, who's now literally possessed.The movie plays out like an exorcism movie except the demon is Egyptian. It feels like a new Evil Dead movie more than anything.
>>219886105Oh I figured that was the plot from the trailer, but I just mean that the plot description on wiki is worded in such a way as to imply that being mummified is just a normal thing for their daughter. Eg.>The film follows a family who is reunited with their long-missing, oldest daughter and realize something is wrong with her.See what I mean when you swap mummified out for any other qualifier?
>>219886052You know that WKYK grapist skit, where at the end the producer is like, "A grape whistle? idk guys I still think it's too much". I feel like that convo happened at the test screening but EDR made like $150m and everyone's looking at Terrifier going "the people want suffering!">>219886085Rant about the ending I just thought it was dumb that the film lines up the magic woman as evil. She's trying to keep an ancient evil trapped, you could say she's the good guy. And so the mom doing a heel turn at the end is just more "dog getting run over" nihilism.For context The Evil Dead is maybe my all time favourite horror. Even ED2013 I thought was awesome.
>>>/wsg/6131048
>>219886352kino
Went on a day yesterday bros. She suggested we go to the kinoplex. Nothing on except a couple of horrors, which she's terrified of and didn't want to see, or some Bollywood shit.Ended up doing an escape room instead. Was pretty fun. Big boobs.
>>219886381Sounds gay.
>>219886381It's a good thing you didn't see The Mummy kek.
>>219886431It was neat!>>219886439There was only that and Undertone. I knew /hor/ isn't a fan of The Mummy and no one has mentioned Undertone so I didn't bother pushing for either.
>>219886381>she suggested >movie date>turned into escape roomBoyfriend material detected.
>>219886469The Undertone probably wouldn't have been a great pick either, though would have scared her witless. It's like a low budget version of Sinister.
>>219885924you could at least pretend you've watched it lmao
>>219886804I would have if it didn’t reek of woke. Each episode is like different race for the protagonist. Definitely don’t watch things with black main characters.
>>219886881Based.
>>219886881you're gonna burn in hell for choosing trump over jesus btw
>>219886931Biden lost
>>219884921Nice to see the wolfman cosplaying as dracula for once>>219885982I didn't hate it but I wish it featured a real mummy
>>219886469Undertone is basically a bunch of slow pans, one or two spooky figures in the background, some super slow zooms on religious iconography, cameras clocked 33 degrees to the left, a gay sounding guy rattling off creepypasta fnaf lore for a podcast that these two halfwits take about three weeks to record for a weekly release apparently, and then a bunch of crying baby sounds in some really thick room tone while people scream about a family planning roe v wade demon. It was very very feminine. Not scary at all.
>>219881788everyone in the comments is fucking braindead jesus christhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2045110197576765440/vid/avc1/720x1280/fvDEPOdlv64BM2MK.mp4
>>219878383Horror adjacent. I love The Guest. The faux sequel soundtrack is full of bangers too.
Haven't watched Sinners or read anything about it other than it being a nog vampire flick. Let me guess. Wypipo bad.
>>219887672Same boat here. I see no need to subject myself to what is clearly just anti-white racial propaganda masquerading as a horror movie. I’ll never watch Get Out either
>>219887672its okay, there is wypipo bad but it's an extremely minor throwaway gag. the white vampires are kind of the good guys.
>>219887821Yea right
>>219887821shut up blacked cuck
>>219887821And the Chinese vampires?
>>219887930jump blues not hopping
Bleh
>already making a profit>pure gross out mean kinoMummybros... we won for once...!
>>219885545it will filter most of this board. It's too intellectual and thought provoking
>>219888028It is woke though
>>219888028I thought it was complete trash because I was expecting monsterkino and just got hammered with the obnoxious as fuck HUMANS ARE LE REAL MONSTERS hamfisted message most episodes haveDidn't help this was released around the pandemic when moods were already sour
>>219885982According to the director the movie takes place in the Evil Dead universe
>>219887930>I VANT SUCK BRUD!
>>219882366>I hadn't noticed the bits of Emma Watson in there too but it comes out sometimes at certain angles.Very true. I've seen plenty of anons convinced that picrel really *is* Emma Watson lol>WE GOTTA MAKE>LIKE>EGGS>AND SCRAMBLE>>219883395>Can't believe we didn't get an Abominable Snowman remake in 1979 now looking at this pic.That pic was taken from a '77 miniseries starring Harper, Sam Elliott, and Tony Franciosa, but now I wanna watch the film you described starring those actors instead. Throw in a Cushing cameo and it's a certified late-70s classic!
u ready for those cum zombies?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjdGmIUbYIQ
>>219888047no one knows what this word means
>>219879854It's family drama with dinosaurs, which they already tried as a TV series twice. Just give me dinosaurs attacking the suburbs.
Finally got around to watching this after wanting to see it for decades. I don't really feel like they took full advantage of the "WW2 submarine horror" premise and the ending was pretty lame but some of the scenes in this movie are genuinely haunting and disturbing as fuck
fourth kind with milla jovovich aged like a fine wine desu
>>219878195
Anyone seen Koji Shiraishi's new movie? Is there any way I can watch it? I'm addicted to his slop.
>>219879870>>219882366>>219883066>>219888607Why are you such a schizophrenic loser?
>>219887672>>219887760>Two low IQ racists think this is a revenge porn movie against wypipo just because they listened to some right-wing grifter on youtubeThe movie is about the system of subjugation and dehumanization of people.
>>219889900>he says while dehumanizing people against wypipo badgrim lil bro
The cast for the live-action ‘ELDEN RING’ movie:>Kit Connor>Tom Burke>Ben Whishaw>Cailee Spaeny>Nick Offerman>Sonoya Mizuno>Havana Rose Liu> Peter Serafinowicz>John Hodgkinson>Jonathan Pryce>Emma Laird>Ruby Cruz>Directed by Alex GarlandSTACKED
>>219889900checked and nta(s) but I didn't care for Sinners.It was better than Weapons, but it feels like I'm comparing a wet turd to a dry one—they still STINK!
>>219889943>subjugator thinks he knows what dehumanization is
>>219890219>all of those words and they don't even add up to a fraction of the power that the gamer word has on blacksOne word and every black person within earshot goes into a murderous rage. It's both hilarious and scary how subhuman they are.
>>219890219>kpop profile picfuck off
>>219890266And they have every right to beat the shit out of the racist. Fighting words are not protected forms of free speech in the US.
>>219890641United States v. Bartow says otherwise. Next time, do your research so you don't look like an idiot.
>>219879860nice
>>219890641>I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus. And nobody beats the Riz!
>>219890812>Case is about racial harassment in the workplace and nothing about physical altercations>The matter is pending and awaiting a ruling on summary judgmentWas the last book you picked up from Dr. Seuss?
The Bluray for Primate is shit. They gave it a BD25 release, so it's low bitrate. Could have easily doubled it for a few pennies more.
>>219891040You didn't read the case and your IQ is too low to understand how it applies. Other cases have upheld that unless it's a direct incitement to violence (ex: I'm going to kill you/shoot you/stab you/rape you/punch you, etc.) then it's protected under free speech. Please just quit now instead of embarrassing yourself further. I get you love blacks and probably jerk off to every bbc thread on /gif/, but you still need to live in reality.
>>219878040>The Fly feat Goldblum>1986!!!!>still the best Body horror ever made>maybe The Substance is rivalAm I missing something /hor/mies?
>>219891299idk, hellraisers but not really the focus. japans got some good stuff. tetsuo/meatball machine are classics.
Newest addition to my collection.>wild zero>man bites dog>Malum>MaXXXine>double dateI have only seen wild zero and man bites dog. I did like X and Pearl so I hope for the best with MaXXXine. No idea about the rest though.What are some of your opinions on these movies?
>>219892029If you're a normal person then it's Pearl >>>>>>>>>>>>> X > MaXXXineIf you're a forever online /pol/tard, then it's Pearl >>>>>>>>>>>>> MaXXXine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> X
>>219891299>>maybe The Substance is rivallel who even thinks this
>>219878082kek
>>219891299Somehow I had to think about >Johnny got his gunI know it’s not a horror movie and so it can’t be body horror.But it’s probably more horrific for all the same reasons.Besides that it is a gut wrenching movie. The book is great too.
>>219888960i saw the trailer and thought it was gonna be a family hunted by some otherworldly apex predator. not Land of the fucking Lost
the japs were killing it in the 50s, 60s and 70s, I had no idea
>>219891238>You didn't read the caseYou mean the case that doesn't involve physical altercation?>Other cases have upheld that unless it's a direct incitement to violence (ex: I'm going to kill you/shoot you/stab you/rape you/punch you, etc.)Right, a Black person is allowed to beat the shit out of a racist if he calls him the n-word and makes a move towards the Black person.>I get you love blacks and probably jerk off to every bbc thread on /gif/Dickhead finally projects and mentions bbc unprompted. Only on 4chan.
>>219892130Why would /pol/tards hate X? Only because it doesn’t condemn muh evil jooish pornography?Ok, I think I‘ve answered my question.
>>219892373>he still didn't read the case>he proves how low IQ he is by not being able to understand how it applies>he didn't even attempt to deny jerking it to bbc threads on /gif/Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. All sub-60 IQ retards keep replying anyway. Show me just how low your IQ is.
>>219889868I could ask you the same question kek
>>219892130Do you realize that not everybody is a pornbrained freak like you?
>>219892259it was in a sarcastic "look how dry it is out there" kinda way
>>219891784>>219892292>tetsuo/meatball machine>Johnny got his gunIll be sure to check em out cheers
>>219892731Congrats, just outed yourself as incredibly new.
>>219892898Ah, so you don't. Sad!
>>219892923>doesn't even attempt to deny being newThanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, all sub-60 IQ retards keep replying.
>>219892981you'll notice when i cut your arms and legs off
>>219892981> Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, all sub-60 IQ retards keep replying.Nta and desu I didn’t even follow your little bitch-fight with that anon.But this repetitive pasta response makes you sound like an insufferable petty little cunt.Just fyi
>>219893131Maybe I judged the other anon too harshly.You are an even worse and immature little bitch.You should be 18 or older to post here.
>>219893306when i cut your arms and legs off i will also throw you out of a window
>>219892029Malum I assume you know is basically a redo of Last Shift. It was alright. The drunk mother is what I remember most because her acting was below even /hor/ standards.
>>219878040What the fuck is this shit?
>>219893664Cringe 80’s garbage
>>219889801Kinki?You can find it on nyaa
>>219893664it's fly kino
>>219893557>get enough money together to make another movie with an even bigger budget>do you make something original like Last Shift (which received a mostly positive reception)?>no>you inexplicably REMAKE Last Shift and the remake is worse than the originalWhat a retard.
>194 days until Halloween
>>21989493510 days until halfway to Halloween aka Halfoween
>>219892898>Crying about /pol/ in the year that it isEither new or a faggot. Either way not welcome.
>>219889982Looks like femaleslop
>>219879860I forgot, did that particular guard do something to piss him off before he transformed? Brundlefly Jr. was 100% in control of his actions. He didn't hurt the dogs they sent after him and specifically dragged the CEO into the pod with him. He wasn't just acting on bug instincts like his dad.
>>219888236Cronin is an executive producer on the new ED, but if I was New Line I'd be kind of pissed he basically released an ED film the same year an new ED is coming out.
>>219888660Yeah I love stupid shit like this
>Still no adaptationGive me 50k and I'll get it done
>>219896525Dude is okay but ED Rise reeked of lgbt and feminism and woke. Only thing that saved it was the gore and violence.
>>219881947Man, I dunno. They all bring their own unique flair to the role.Schrek had excellent body language and presence. He really made Orlock seem otherworldly and unnatural.Krinski gave Orlock pathos and made him wretched and dangerous at the same time. He’s pitiable, but still repulsive.Dafoe gives Orlock a weird, dark sense of humor and both looked and acted like something that’d been living in a cave for centuries. He was more creepy and disgusting than scary, but that worked in that story.Skarsgård’s Orlock is by far the most intimidating. He’s both an ancient undead sorcerer and a contemptuous malicious aristocrat. Easily the most malevolent of the 4 versions.
>>219888027She looks so old
>>219897372it's almost like she was literally mummified
>>219898164Hitting the wall 7 or whatever she was.
>>219878213That movie had a fuck ton of potential.
>>219881223All I am able to understand from that conversation is the woman saying: >That's not true, what the fuck are you talking about?Any anons here good a reading lips?
>>219898604She isn't concerned with truth. She just got the ick because she sensed he was seeking her validation
>3... D>they're actually the 7th and 4th movies in the franchise
>>219898732name 100 franchises
>>219878213>There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
Is k-stewanon here?
>>219899115Hey, what's Michael Jackson doing there?Jokes aside, how does it compare to>demonic toysand>puppet masterindividually?
>>219896520Yeah I think when he was working there he remembered all the employees who were a dick to him. The funny thing is they make sure to tell us that he was still alive after this too kek
>>219899070He is scared now.
>>219899018Kek, even more relevant nowadays. Like that one redditor screencap where they say going into the woods or wilderness causes them to cry in extreme anxiety.
>>219888660Looks kino. I trust the koreanchads with their zombie horror.
I'm gonna watch Smile 2 again
>>219899466Lol he should be.
>>219899263afaik there's only one watchable full moon crossover film and it's kind of indirect spiritual crossover
>>219900950 Blood Dolls is unironically one of the more entertaining late-era Full Moon joints because it fully leans into the sleaze instead of pretending there’s a coherent shared universe.If we’re counting “spiritual crossover” then yeah, that’s probably as close as it gets to Puppet Master actually feeling connected without being one of those bargain-bin clip show mashups they pumped out in the 2000s. The actual vs. movies are borderline unwatchable unless you grew up renting them from a dying Blockbuster and have stockholm syndrome.At least Blood Dolls has that mean-spirited Charles Band energy and the puppets aren’t just standing around waiting for bad CGI lightning. It knows it’s junk and kind of revels in it.Full Moon should’ve stayed in the “cheap but nasty” lane instead of trying to do Marvel on a $37 budget.
>>219901242its one of my all time favorite full moon flicks, the cast is perfect and all understand the tone without going real tongue in cheek about it. its especially weird and feels like an extremely sleazy production but its more competent than most of the franchise sequels.
no regerts
>>219899811>camp in the woods>get murdered by a deranged nazitrve crime horror
>>219899115Kind of surprised this didn't get a 4k upgrade yet
>>219901806wonder why that went down like that. "In a confession to detectives, Abbey “stated Dustin welcomed him to the campsite and offered him a beer,” Springer said.Abbey claimed that the killing was in self-defense, his attorney said. Officials have said there were “multiple chop wounds" to Kjersem’s body." whats the real reason?
Just finished Barbarian and I really didn't like how they ripped off the girl creature from [REC].
>>219902004Shitty woke garbage movie
>>219901974surely it is meth
>>219898732Saw and what else?
>>219901974>whats the real reason?Most likely was extreme homo and like a lot of self hating gays went full psycho once he gave in
Night of the Living Dead 2026 is super woke
>>219902151i just read more about it and it seems it was a factor. and he stole a bunch of gear of the guy , like his guns and yeti cooler and shit. dumb. but ppl be dumb.
>>219901751What movie is this?
>>219881335Deadstream, but it has a lot of comedy elements
>>219902330Smile 2
>>219896247>game is filled with women and main plot kicks off because of back to back to back woman moments
>>219901242>>219901598I'm gonna check it out, thanks anons
>>219901242>Marvel on a $37 budgetAlso I agree this shit is just sad. Maybe there's some economics behind it but I don't get why nobody takes the open lane of making films like old Full Moon anymore and they all look like they were shot on a phone.
>>219903348i'm pretty sure the reason they were able to go so hard in the 90s was them using super cheap labor in post commie bloc shitholes and had funding from paramount. its why they went from having casts of primarily nobodies, to d and c listers and a lot of B listers, back to almost exclusively nobodies
>>219903456>>219903348What's some Full Moon kino from 90s, or perhaps early 00s, preferably before trashy CGI became a thing
Just put on Evil Dead 2013.
>>219903487Haven't seen that many but Subspecies and Bad Channels are examples. Castle Freak is the best though it feels more like a serious film.
>>219892335Oh, I didn't know it had a trailer
>>219903532I will put it on too. Lets watch together.
>>219903645Me as a Dino nibblin on sexy women
>>219903645it previewed for a showing of The Mummy. plus we've been hearing about a sequel to It Follows for years, so seeing that he tabled that for another project was a bit out of left field
>>219903487well, i like the first few puppet masters and the head of the family and blood dolls is vaguely a mashup of those so i love that. trancers is good but not horror. the 00's are a complete wash BUT then all the way in the 2020s the resonator series is pretty okay. also on that note i like the re-animator sequels but only the first is a Band joint.
>>219902258I just saw the trailer. It doesn't look good, but what part is woke?
>>219904118Look at the poster
>>219903532I noticed they made the only black chick the smart and intelligent one of the group.
>>219904118NOTLD is public domain so shitty ripoffs and remakes are abound in the same way Amityville In Space exists
>I just saw the trailer. It doesn't look good, but what part is woke?
>>219904406LOL
>>219904432Fuck that reddit cuck
>>219904406How is that woke?
>>219904118Just go back man
>>219902258Just like the original
>>219904619Romero was the OC. Original Cuck.
>>219903487I like vampslop so I have to recommend subspecies1-3 are pretty good, 4 is crap, 5 is a prequel that came far too late, theres a spinoff cashing in on the success of interview with a vampire thats alright, its better than 4 and 5
>>219904406Is that a tranny or just a very big woman?
>>219905022They are both men
>>219904406>Vivica A. FoxOkay, hold up. This is not on her IMDb and she isn't showing up on the movie's IMDb either.
Watching Twixt Directors Cut on Tubi
So this is how /hor/ dies
>>219905992surely someone will bake
>>219906078Baking
>>219906186>>219906186>>219906186
>>219906196baked wrong
>>219906196Bread came out retarded
