Why did this guy creep me out so much?
>>219878177All the 12 year old girls wanted to fuck him - making us, the viewer, jealous
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>>219878177He murdered hundreds of innocent French noblemen, he's a monster.
>>219878177His magical specialty was basically being Bill Cosby
>>219878177This is the only Harry Potter movie I can stand to rewatch and it’s entirely because of him.
>>219878264>grown man watching 30 year old tipsy bipsy wopsy bopsy snuggle wuggle whimsy school of magic and faggotry shit for kidskill yourself
>>219878177Hugh Grant made way more sense for casting Branagh looks like a fucking weirdo, too hard to believe Mrs Weasley is squirting for him
>>219878415he had confidence, money and was a star of course women want him you fucking retard
>>219878415not at all. cooped up walled housewives without the will to cheat on their beta male liberal Democrat government lackey husband will romanticize some very strange masculine fantasy figures, usually enhanced by whatever social prestige they carry, deserved or notthey'll often aim for surface level masculine portfolios that are very distanced from her real life so no fantasy no matter how delusional can ever approach near enough to force a self analysis of her infidelity, has been dead for decades for the same reason and to gauruntee against midlife self demolition or closet skeletons ruining the fantasy later on, or men that are so foreign or mysterious that they are basically untraceable and uncontactable like a Korean Kpop twink or a guy from a series of Finnish cookie advertisements who may not even be real
>>219878691holy shit touch grass
>>219878439I guess it works, I've known people who can confidently lie like that and it has worked out for them. Still doesn't explain why a celebrity would accept a job as a teacher where he could easily be exposed as a fraud. At least the other fraudster Trelawney is only shown as 90% fraudulent, 10% guesses right. If you were famous for bench pressing 800lb and you knew it was a lie, would you ever get a job as a physical trainer in a gym?
>>219878177White men are responsible for a disproportionate number of child porn arrests
>>219878177he was based. I love the cowardly grifter archetype
>>219878691one time i was going through my moms ipad and there were all these screenshots of this korean drama and they were all of this fat middle aged asian dude and i was honestly just dumbfounded. like mom, you can do better
>>219878691Tell me you were cheated on and never got over it without telling me you were cheated on and never got over it.
>>219878177he was very groomer coded
>>219878691based explainer
>>219878177just look at him