>Disney is bringing Endgame back to theaters, this time with new scenes>The Russo brothers said you won't understand Doomsday if you only watched the beta version of Endgame, you must watch the new one to get it because the new secenes link both moviesWill you pay to watch Endgame again?
i never even saw it the first time
>>219878365Collectively people are done with capeslop
>>219878400It's not over yet, brother, it's just starting.Joe Russo said that there's plans for more movies and we haven't hit even 10% of the MCU's main storyline.
>>219878430No one cares anymore. Once you introduce multiverse shit the stakes are gone and everyone loses interest.
>>219878430>we haven't hit even 10% of the MCU's main storyline.So is the gay feminist bullshit that they've been shilling for the past 7 years part of that 10%?If they come out and say "lol those movies don't matter anymore no refunds btw" that would be extremely based and I will reconsider not seeing their upcoming films
>>219878430>joe russoMore like "jew" russo, amirite?
>>219878365>Our new movie won't make sense unless you consume edited versions of the old moviesSounds like a flaw in the writing if that's the case.
>>219878365>MCU: Special Edition>every movie now has a 5 second clip of Iron Man quietly saying "but wait, what if I was evil..." to himself>p-please pay to see it againI'm not even surprised they're this desperate.
>Greedo saying maclunkey is critical to understanding the new Star Wars
>>219878430>10% of the MCU's main storyline.>have no fears weve got stories for years!
>>219878382>muh contrariango fuck yourself, edgelordeverybody saw that fucking flic and then finally stopped watching the damn shit
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>>219878365Fuck these scam artists.
>>219879024Kek
>>219880028T-thanks anon
INFINITY WAR WAS THE LAST MARVEL MOVE
>>219879954i never saw it either lol why does that offend you
>>219879954I stopped watching MCU slop in 2014. GotG was the last straw for me
>>219878365if you paid to watch it the first time you're a unsalvageable golem and should be liquidatedactually thats the case even if you watched it for free
>>219878733Yeah, that obscure retcon dependent shit is never good. Just write a prologue
>>219878430What Marvel stories are even worth adapting for the modern era movies, attempting to pander to the "wider audience"?They'd never do Demon in a Bottle, Streets of Poison, or Green Goblin Reborn, and if they tried to do something like One More Day - there would probably be actual violence involved.
>>219878511CW Arrowverse collapsed the multiverse. Owlman routinely tries to collapse the multiverse. Sure, both are DC, but there's no reason why Marvel can't have an event to implode their multiverse. It would probably be good for the brand in general. Really force them to focus on what sells, rather than diverting time and talent to shitting out ideological titles for ESG points.
>>219878733>>219878865You now remember their collectors edition with all the Thanos saga phase one Bluerays with infinity stones box sets.This is EXACTLY the sort of thing they'd do. Gotta pump the merch.
>>219878365LMAO
>>219882050>One More Day - there would probably be actual violence involvedI don't think so because no one really cares about these characters. People hated OMD because they grew attached to those characters and it felt it was time for Peter to move on with his life without May. Plus it was really OOC for Peter to make a deal with the devil.
>>219882129What's left that didn't get shoehorned into a single movie, or flopped in a series season?Infinity Saga was literally Phase 1, Civil War was "minor disagreement" subplot in a singular Cap movie, Secret Wars is cancelled Skrull shit, Dark Phoenix was done already, Days of Future Past was done already, Death of Gwen Stacey was done already, the Galactus trilogy has been tried and failed twice already, Born Again is streaming slop, Planet Hulk got glossed over so hard that the result of it is a passing comment and a brief cameo in She-Hulk in a post-credits scene, Weapon X and Marvels got done already, Annihilation set up GotG already - so what? What do you got?House of M? Powers of X? Parlaying God Butcher arc into Runic King for Thor 5? I'd rather see Spider-man 2099.
Why is Ironman a bad guy? Tony Stark died
>>219882441Variant. TVA nonsense after Cap went back in time to have a life with Peggy.
>>219878400Like all genres, it has peaks and troughs. In the peaks, it dominates pop culture, in the troughs, it trundles along, far less numerous, much less culturally relevant, but doesn't die.The decline in popularity is in fact necessary for a genre to become favoured again as it must fade to become "new" again.Westerns, Horror, Romcoms, etc, all have had peaks of popularity spanning a few years before sinking back into the cultural background. Cape movies are no different.89-95, 2000-2005, 2012-2022, were cape movie eras.
>>219882441RDJ is playing Doom; he is confirmed to have an East European accent in the movie.He likely uses reality warping to make himself look like Tony Stark to fuck with the Avengers.
>>219878365>Will you pay to watch Endgame again?NoEven if they paid me to watch Endgame I wouldn't watch it again
>>219882050They were allegedly going to do Demon in a Bottle for Iron Man 2, but Marvel got bought by Disney.
Doomsday leads will be Doom, Thor, and Cap.Secret Wars leads will be Doom, Reed, Tom Spiderman, Tobey Spiderman, Andrew Spiderman, Wolverine, and Deadpool.Everyone else will just be cameos or have tiny screentime.
>>219882936Secret Wars would retcon Spiderman 3, and would HAVE to include Dr Strange and Inhumans.
>>219882936>DeadpoolIsn't it weird for a PG13 franchise to require audience to watch an R rated movie? How would the disney kids even know those characters lol?
we can make the new chicken jockey for this movie. First one that comes to mind is 'That's America's Ass.' And the theater would ironically turn into a twerk party. any other ways to make wagies lives miserable when this comes back into theaters?
>>219883113>implying kids are the primary audience for thisit's mainly fat manchildren who starts flapping their hands every time cesspool says "le chimichungus xdxd"
>>219883113No not really. The TVA plot is fairly easy to understand, it's a group of special cops that monitor the sacred timeline so they make sure people aren't abusing it via time travel or universe hopping. Can easily be explained in a single scene. Also the tva plot was part of loki which most people saw. Not to mention deadpool and wolverine made $1.3 billion so even if it was rated R it was still seen by most mcu fans.
>>219883230kek
>>219878365Not falling for this again
>>219883113Same sort of way they can take Netflix Daredevil and shove him into Disney She-Hulk.
>>219882847Exactly my point. Disney is too safe. It has to be too clean, too family-friendly. God forbid a villain do something actually villainous. You now remember that they had to change posters for Apocalypse because feminists on the Internet screamed about misogyny when Mystique was getting choked.
Funny, the more they want me to watch their movies, the less I want to see them
>>219883337For me it's making the mandarin Gandhi to not piss off the chinese box office
>>219878365Shit. This means they're going to ''patch'' the OG Endgame. I doubt the additional scenes are going to be any good.I know Marvelslop is slop but I kinda liked the whole ordeal up until Endgame. Guess I will buy the fucking thing physical.
>>219878430>even 10% of the MCU's main storyline
>>219882092not possible. Once you jump the shark you cant unjump it. There's no guarantee the multiverse wont come back the very next movie
>>219883398don't forget making the ancient one a white woman instead of tibetan to not piss china offand then china doesn't give a shit when disney actually tries to pander to them with shang-chi and cigar frog
>>219882847I remember seeing Iron Man 2 and thinking they were going for that when the movie starts off with Tony checking his blood toxicity level or some shit. That whole story line was probably left in the script but Disney made them change it to>hurr his robot heart is poisoning him instead durrwhich was just fucking retarded. He's supposedly a super genius but he doesn't know that the shit he used to replace his heart is toxic? And then it's solved by some macguffin "lol my dad discovered a new element but didn't tell anyone" shit?
Tick tock, Avasaar fans
>>219882092The problem with pulling some "dr doom builds a machine to collapse the multiverse lol" is that in the back of everyone's minds they know they'd just pull a "someone invents a machine or does a magic thing to fix it again" down the road as soon as they run out of ideas again.It's just like when everyone "died" in Infinity War only to come back in the very next movie. It's comic book shit, there's no stakes.
>>219883689>make an entire movie specifically to target the chinese audience>turns out china doesn't actually give two shits about insecure asian-americans>bans the movie from being screened in chinaMany keks were had.
kang will returnin doomsday
>>219883991> Somehow, Kang didn't return.
>>219878733it's them trying to milk profits and claw back losses with all the other failures. and possibly shoehorn in more woke shit.
>>219882050Spiderman: Reign
>>219878365>Will you pay to watch Endgame again?No. This is absurd. They're going to make endgame the most pirated movie of all time.
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>>219881342For me it was Iron Man 2, haven't watched capeslop since unless you count Korean Superman.
>>219878365They're probably nervous how the last few Marvel movies (especially Thunderbolts) underperformed big time, and now word is that the opening scene of Dune 3 blew people away at a screening and that movie is opening the same day as Doomsday.
>>219882441It's a clone.According to the Russos"Dr Doom is popular, he's kinda like a robot, but we decided he'd be more interesting as a clone than a mindless machine""Tony Stark knew he may have to use the gauntlet at some point, he made the calculations to predict the final fight's outcome, so he made a clone of himself called Johnnt Stark who'd become the new Iron Man, however the clone was evil""Johnny Stark decided to become a mockery of Tony's hard work, an evil version of Iron Man, he tried many names, "Iron Doom", "Johnny Doom", "Johnny Evildoer", etc, but he settled for Dr. Doom. He became Spider-man's archnemesis because he's Tony's biological son, which makes them natural enemies."
Russo fags. Back to capeshit machine. Can’t direct a fucking movie except capeshit for faggots
>>219882092>ok but we can go back right? If they just use the multiverse-imploding machine from Dr. Buttsnatch #390 then we'll go back to the glory days of everyone loving Marvel right???You really don't get it
>>219878733They did cut the entire first scene where he destroyed Xandar, so maybe that’s it?Either way, I don’t give a fuck about capeshit anymore and won’t be seeing this shit
>>219879954I think the last marvel movie I saw was Ironman 2
>>219887310Funny how only /tv/ shits on the Russo. Most people say they're on the level of Tarantino and Kubrick.
>>219878365Why don't they reset the story like they do with Batman and Superman movies? Just get a new set of actors to play the Avengers and start building to a new supervillain with some minor villains before.
>>219880794>shes already sucking someones cock on the 2nd picgrim
>>219887191That sounds retarded, I believe it
>>219888357The popularity of their characters is tied to the actor rather than the character itself. It's why WB can get a new actor for Batman every few years, but a new Captain America won't sit right with audiences.
>>219888473And why is that?, because the Avengers actors have played those characters for more time than in the case of the ones from Batman and Superman?Eventually they will have to change actors because of them getting old.
>>219888357Why did they ever think this was a good idea? It's retarded and annoying. You can use new actors without rehashing the same story over and over.
>>219888643Yeah that could be another possibility. But maybe they do it because they audience sees that there is a new actor and they think it's another story.
>>219878365why would they want to remind people how bad endgame was?
>>219878365I wish this was real so people could wake up and realise how shit endgame actually is. Legitimately an awful movie.
>>219879954imagine being such a manchild that you think every one saw slopgame
>>219882050No Way Home was the MCU version of OMD
>>219879954Ultron was my last one. it was so stupid I said never again.
>ITT anti Marvel idiots who think the world is like themyou don't understand how much peoples still like superheroes. It's coming backs everyone
>>219878365>MCU as an arc of movies ending in Endgame is actually pretty good as a whole with Endgame being a concise ending so you never have to revisit anything afterward>But what if we took out that ending...? Surely the people will see our movies now!
>>219878365Why is Tony Stark this Doom Guy now? Thought he was dead.
They're not going to stop until they have 6 Age of Ultrons in a row it seems
>start a franchise>end the franchise>try to continue the franchise>flood the movies with new characters who all mostly feel the same>don't give any of the new characters as much of a chance as they did the first go around>ignore that half of the new characters exist>try to bring back the old characters who already got their ending>tell everyone they need to watch remakes of the original franchise to understand the new parts of franchiseAre they retarded? (don't answer that)
>>219882847You can practically pinpoint where Disney took over the production. Paramount pretty clearly filmed that scene where Tony was drunk in the suit at that party.
>>219890995>>don't give any of the new characters as much of a chance as they did the first go aroundThey ALL get more screentime than the original characters got.
>>219890995>end the franchisethis never happened
>>219878430>Have no fear, we've got stories for years
>>219891211Endgame was the ending. I don't care what Disney says or the stupid phase boards saying uhh we have more movies planned, Endgame is as much of an ending as there's ever been for a movie franchise.
>>219878430That's..very unfortunate for them
>>219878430>we haven't hit even 10% of the MCU's main storylineOh my fauci we are truly blessed!
>>219882050I hope they do>Scarlett Johansson gets fisted by the hulk to fight the patriarchy
>>219878365I was almost looking forward to Doomsday, but if they're pulling this George Lucas shit it must mean they fucked up HARD
>>219879954I didn't because I didn't want to watch all the dozens of movies about literal who superheroes before it.
>>219887612Fuck is a xandar?
>>219891148>shang-chi>one movie, sequel in development hell>hawkgirl>one tv show, everything else cancelled>moon knight>one tv show, everything else cancelled>eternals>one movie, never ever again>She-Hulk>one show that literally every single person hates. No way we will ever see her again>werewolf by night>not even long enough to be a movie, subsequent references inteded in Blade DOA after Blade was canned>fantastic four>nobody liked this movie>mrs marvel>a crappy tv show and a movie nobody saw>skarr>in a throwaway scene in she-hulk>herculese>in an after credits scene that will probably go nowhere>america chavez>half of one moviedamn you got me they're really giving it their all this is exactly the same as thor, iron man, hulk and captain america each having at least 2 movies before introducing more characters
I actually really enjoyed Infinity War (I only watched a couple of the Marvel movies leading up to it) but couldn't even finish End Game.
>>219882679What did 89-95 have besides Batman?
>>219891381I really like Moon Knight. I wish his series wasn't tied to the MCU and was just a regular TV show.
>>219882092Yeah but what about the multimultiverse?
>>219891360xandar is the planet that the power stone was held at and where nova is from. in infinity war they chopped this entire scene out and instead infinity war opens with thanos already having the purple power stone as he goes to fight thor/loki/hulk on the ship for his 2nd stone.
>>219891274>The movie that has a time travel scene where the person time traveling does not properly close the loop and starts butterfly effects in the past is actually the ending of a franchiseYou are not smart.
>>219891360>>219891506(me)and the only reason we know about this is thor mentions it when meeting gamora and the guardianshttps://youtu.be/mWWf8zgh5Dk&t=130
>>219891438Same, I can't stand all the fanboys bitching about the "no blood" thing as if that voids every other good thing about the series. It's Logan's lack of the retarded inbred Hulk family all over again.
>>219882117digits
>>219888298Most people are completely retarded then, as both Kubrick and Tarantinos peaks humiliate the best of Marvel slop.
>>219890103>peoples still like superheroes>it's coming backssaar
>>219892044Moon Knight's absurd violence is like the most important thing about himNot every story will even bring up his DID, but you bet your ass they're gonna bring up that time he sliced a dude's face off
>>219892489>both Kubrick and Tarantinos peaks humiliate the best of Marvel slop.Post box office. NOW.
>>219878365nah
>>219888013sameiron man being le sad half the movie was boring as fuck
