Reminder that Bruce Lee was killed for teaching ancient Chinese martial arts to foreigners against the will of the ancient masters.Then Quentin Tarantino killed him again with Brad Pitt's help, even though he protested.
>>219879273You scream like a girl and got moves like JaggerBut I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pupu PlatterYou're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicksYou should spend more time matching your voice up to your lipsYou don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshopSo go ahead, make my iPodThose little dances you do don't threaten me, BruceFuck you dude, I even squint better than you
Was Chuck a better fighter than Bruce? I don't know that much about martial arts from that time.
>>219879273le ancient chinese martial arts techniques were lost in time before Bruce Lee was a speckle in the corner of his fathers eye. what happened to china is actually quite similar to what is happening today in the west
>>219879273>BWC MASTA STOPU
>>219879389Chuck Norris was a real fighter, Bruce Lee was a performer. They aren't really interchangeable because real fighting looks boring.
I wish Pittu could go back in time to the set of "The Crow" and save Brandon Lee before the bullet struck him. After saving his life, Pittu would then pummel his head in with his bare fists killing him.
>>219879685Bruce had a daughter too named Shannon LeeI'm trying to get her pregnant and will name Brad Pittu the "Godfather" (in asian culture it's called "Sieuy Huong")It's a great honor
>>219879273Bruce Lee died from heatstroke because he got his sweat glands surgically removed so he wouldn't look sweaty on camera.
i like the rumor that he had surgery on his armpits to reduce sweating and that ended up killing him
>>219879788>getting Shannon Lee preggoOkaaay>she's 57 years oldHAHA LOL
>>219879988Natalie Portman is that age and she's having a baby. Fertility drugs are really on point. They even un-do damage from abortions. That's why you see celebs like Jane Levy, Busy Phillipps, and Alia Shawkat spitting out kids. You think I should call him "Bruce, Jr." or "Brad, Jr."?
>>219880067>Hershlag was born in 1981>it is now 2038WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
>>219879837>to reduce sweating and that ended up killing himHow would that kill him?
>>219880106the surgeon slipped on the sweat and hit Bruce on the head with an anvil
>>219880106Overheat I suppose. I knew one guy that had to quit playing college football bc his sweat glands didn't work properly.
>>219879518It can be cool if the fighter is cool. I could turn this thread into a cool real fight moments, but I can't be bored.
>>219880106Heatstroke. He can't sweat but is continuing to do the same amount of strenuous physical activity that he used to do but his body doesn't cool itself by sweating anymore.
>>219880067Cliff Jr.
>>219880295Fuck. They're making a Cliff sequel aren't they? Damn it.You just know there will be an apology in there for Brucefags. It ruin the whole meme.
>>219879273>>219879517Sometimes it is hard being me
>>219879831>>219879273How is this not more widely known as a top death by being retarded?How many people in history have had their sweat glands removed? Yeah, not looking sweaty on cam is a legit reason and why yes by chance I happen to have a couple Dr friends Mr Berg and Stein wholl fix ya right up, Bruce
>>219879988greatgrand kids status?
>>219880730its right up there with elvis's death. its the diehard bruce lee fans and /x/philes who like to claim he was assassinated that muddy the waters
>>219880730Because it's not true. He took aspirin and it reacted with medication he was taking.
>>219880912Bruce used electric shock therapy to replace real exercise. Watch "Dragon The Bruce Lee Story". Fucking dummy electrocuted himself.
>>219880912No, he had an intense fuck sesh at his mistress ' apartment, got heatstroke and passed out. He died at the hospital and all the mystery surrounding his death started with his manager lying about what happened to cover up the fact that Bruce was stepping out on his wife when he died.
>>219879685maybe a Crow will bring Bruce's soul back to the living to put the wrong things rightTarantino is already dead... he just doesn't know it yet
