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Snydercut Justice League (4+ hours of bliss, turn it down low and you could sleep to it the sound design is so good no cap)
Godfather 2, the best sequel to every be made, the first sequel to be awarded an Oscar award (best picture), which wouldn't be replicated until Return of the King twenty-five (25) years later in 2004.
Osmosis Jones
Purple Rain
Jacob's ladder
Black Rain
Oh, God!
Dragonslayer
Reign of fire
Blue is the warmest color
Glengary Glen Ross
Wolf of Wall Street
Dallas Texas buyers club
Return of the Jedi
Men in black
Independence Day
Godzilla
The color purple
Wizard of oz
Gone with the wind
Airbud
Lost in Space
Halloween
Nightmare on Elm Street
Gremlins
Die Hard
Beverly hills cop
Rich man, poor man
Cool hand Luke
Alcatraz
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Atlantis

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Hearts in Atlantis
Stand by me
Wizards
Happenstance
The smurfs
Garfield
Sneakers
Hackers
Ballsack
Road Trip
Gimme back my bullets
The good the bad and the ugly
Jaws
La la Land
Beale Street
Fab five Freddie
Into the spiderverse
Mockingbird
Last tango in Paris
Brown Bunny
Reservoir Dogs
Creepshow
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
Into the blue
Texas chainsaw massacre
Pacific Rim
Escape from witch mountain
Fantasia
Conan the Barbarian
Master and Commander
Ben Hur
Ben
Merry go round and round
The Mask
The VVitch
There and back: the green sun
Christine
Chasidim Chad
Bespoke
The Omen
Rosemary's Baby
Ghost Story
Julia
Full Circle

nigger

>>219880585
Using the word nigger pejoratively makes you one.

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Transformers: The Movie
Haberdashery
Grim Tidings
Dog Soldiers
Franny and Zooey
Jesus Christ Superstar
The Last Temptation of Christ
The Passion of the Christ
The ten commandments
Prince of Egypt
Crash
Fritz the Cat
COOL WORLD
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
They live!
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead remake
Flubber
Grease
The Forgotten
Nope
Get out
Us
Sss!
Snakes on a Plane
Planet of the Apes et al
This is not a test
Legend
The 13th Warrior
The Judge
Dog Day afternoon
Jurassic Park et al
Sneakers
Hackers
Good luck have fun don't die
The Last Castle
Jaws 3-d
Face/off
Jumanji
Titan A.E.
House
Evil Dead
The Frighteners
Popeye
Swamp Thing
Holes
The Godfather
Everything everywhere all at once
Cable Guy
Spun
Requiem for a Dream
Bram Stoker's Dracula

Anyone want to talk about any of these kinos? Also, if you are a femanon, I REALLY want to talk to you about the op pic.

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I'm more kino than all of you bitches. This isn't even my home board. You all bore me to tears.

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I'm gonna rank all these in a 1-10 scale, I'm so fucking kino. That's how kino, I am. You guys should be grateful for me to give you your opinions.

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>>219880534
>ctrl+f Tombstone
>no results
Your thread sucks ass op

>>219880558
>Snydercut Justice League (4+ hours of bliss, turn it down low and you could sleep to it the sound design is so good no cap)
Oh, so true. It definitely put me straight to sleep.

Let's start at the bottom: Bram Stoker's Dracula
10/10
Most of the acting drives it down, unfortunately but the story is a superb retelling of the hoary Dracula tale for a film medium. It's been done before, this isn't even the best effort, but it's very close. Oldman is not too be missed in this. He plays nothing in this as blase. Everything is important to the Count.
Requiem for a Dream
7/10, dialogue redeems this film.
Spun
5/10 this is not great on a rewatch. It's very effective as a don't do drugs and. Leguizamo is pretty good in this. Very unhinged on meth.
Cable Guy
8/10 and I hate comedies. This is a rare comedy that actually made me chuckle at least a little. Carrey is an amazing comedic actor ofc

>>219880618
what if his use was complimentary, what would that make him

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>>219880939
Oh fuck! Your right, that's an extreme oversight on my behalf. Infinitely quotable movie. Huge oversight. What else am I obviously missing?

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>>219880967
I'm not saying it is great to anyone but me, really. It's sound design is amazing though especially in the first 15 minutes. I have an extremely hard time falling asleep. Maybe I've seen way too many movies. I'm not even halfway done. But the Snydercut JL cut lulls me asleep at a 100% success rate, no joke. It just has to be turn down really, really low. I hope this helps someone with sleeping problems because it worked for me and I think it could possibly work for you.

>>219881011
Civilized Caucasoid? Idk.

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Made this thread on tg by accident! I'm sorry!! TV mod please tell him it was an accident. Tg and tv look so similar when you're 55 and stoned.

>>219880618
The other way around. Using "nigger" pejoratively is the original intended usage, as conceived by white man. Using it as the equivalent of "my man" as a sign of bonhomie and in-group acknowledgment is a more recent bastardization of the word, as stolen by niggers.

>>219881939
I know that but if you use it as an insult, it shows you are low class and of low class stock. Them's the rules of society. It's trashy when blacks use it. I'm a Caucasian with black friends. They know how I feel and some agree with me. It's just low class all around no matter who uses it. Js.

>>219882015
Yeah can't argue with that.

Everything Everywhere All At Once
610, the acting is subpar and so is the loose plot.

Swamp Thing, 3/10,
Poorly adapted, trying sexual synergy, ugly looking shots


The Godfather, 10/10
This movie does so many things right that it's ridiculous.

Holes, 2/10, I saw this as an adult. Probably why I rank it so low. I know people love this movie though. I didn't. I don't even think it's very likable.

Popeye, 7/10
I love this movie as a kid. It does not hold up well upon rewatch. Shelly Duvall and Robin Williams are delightful as usual. I still love the music. It's just a dreary story to me.

The Frighteners, 2/10
I did not like this movie and I did not find it scary. The only reason why I included it on this list is because I actually watched it and my friend that I shared this list with insisted that I put on here. Unlike me she actually likes movies and watches them often so this was for her.

Evil Dead, 7/10
Classic horror. I love this movie. It's one of the few cases where I think it's eclipsed by its sequel. But very strong start for this series.

House, 6/10
For a comedy horror movie this is pretty good. I would put it near the top of that genre. I hate comedies.

Titan A.E., 8/10
Yes, this movie has obvious problems. You will notice a lot of animated films on this list. I love animated movies and I'm a huge fan of Don Bluth. I like all of these movies to some degree even if they're bad.

Jumanji, 9/10
I did not like Jumanji the first time I saw it. I had to watch it a lot with my kids and it really grew on me, I felt like it was a great movie for kids. I had the exact same feeling with the Goonies. I did not like The Goonies and I was a kid. I had to become an adult to actually like The Goonies and see what it was trying to do. This movie is much in the same way. I think now is someone doesn't like Jumanji they don't like fun. They don't like fun movies.

Face/off 6/10
I used to hate action movies. I like movies that have an intellectual bent. When I got older though much older I ended up liking action movies a lot a whole hell of a lot. Because I don't have to sit and ponder the plot or really anything else. I can just enjoy it and I didn't realize that I would even like action movies. This one is fun and it was the first action movie that actually liked. I was 26 years old. I was too much a nerd for action movies. I grew up with good action movies but I didn't really realize that I liked them. I grew up with the Six Million Dollar man and GI Joe and Shogun Warriors. Evel Knievel Stretch Armstrong. Kiss bubble gum cards.

Jaws 3-d, 2/10
I saw this in the theaters with the glasses and everything. The 3D effects were not impressive and I expected more. This is a very forgettable movie. It was a poor sequel for a movie that terrorized me for years and gave me extreme hydrophobia. It gets one tick on the score just for being a sequel to one of the best movies ever made, the definition of a summer Blockbuster. Anf does anyone even remember Jaws 2? Everybody I've talked to remembers Jaws 3. It's weird, it's like everyone remembering return of the Jedi and not empire strikes back.

The Last Castle, ?/10
I have not seen this yet, it is on my backlog. This is another one that my friend insist that I put on this list because it's so good. It's something I'm going to watch very soon and I will rank it then.

Good luck have fun don't die 5/10
There is so much to this movie to not like. Sam Rockwell is probably the only redeeming thing about it. He's always pretty watchable. I didn't like the plot, I didn't like the set pieces, I didn't like the story, I didn't like the acting, it felt very flat. I didn't like the beginning, so I put it on pause 38 minutes into it and I finally picked it back up last week and watched it. And I ended up liking it more than I thought I would. It has a good and solid ending, which I didn't expect. I thought it was going to be bad all around. I wouldn't even rank it this high if it not for that ending.

Hackers 10/10
I don't have much to say about this because it's been so long since I've seen it but it was good when it came out, I think it was panned by the online hacking community but I don't think that really matters anymore. This is classic 90s kino.

Sneakers 9/10
I really like almost everything about this movie. It does not hold up well upon rewatch. Some people that I've showed this movie to recently were very disturbed by some of the scenes in this movie. It was really fine back in the day but for modern audiences it can make them squeamish. Which is a shame because everyone in this turns in mostly powerhouse performances. This movie made me hate Kevin Bacon as a villain. I don't like it when he plays villains anymore.

Jurassic Park, 9/10
I was in my twenties when I read the first Jurassic Park book and I was a big fan of Michael Crichton as a teenager because of the book Congo which was amazing book. I love the Jurassic Park book and it has one sequel but the movies are very hit or miss to put it lightly. People will argue about this movie and it sequels night and day 24/7.

Dog Day afternoon, 9/10
I've only seen this movie once and it impressed me pretty greatly. Something about it speaks to me though I'm nothing like the main character at all. I like how bleak and unsatisfactory the ending is. I think it ended damn near perfectly actually. People hate the ending but I loved it. I wish more movies would end on a bleak note. That's more like reality to me. This movie actually changed my opinions on movies.

The Judge, 8/10
This movie was well acted. I cried. It got to me, yes. Good story, decent plot, good dialogue, well acted. This movie deserves every bit it's number on the rank and it actually might be higher: I'm just not really good at judging movies as you can tell. This was a serious flick and that's one of the reasons why I liked it. Because I like serious movies that deal with serious subjects. I'm not a big comedy person at all.

The 13th Warrior, 9/10
This movie probably does not deserve its rank lol. I love Dungeons and Dragons so of course I loved this movie as soon as I saw it. It was not well received. It was not well reviewed. Most audiences hated it, but I really enjoyed this film and to me it's a solid nine. Even the acting is commendable. Someone cared about making this and I'll always appreciate that.

Legend, 1*/10
I hate everything about this movie. Again it's one that my friend insists be on my list. I don't know why I let her dictate my list because it's mine but she insists and I'll usually trust her judgment. There is nothing there's nothing likeable about this movie, not the plot, not the action, not the story, not the dialogue, not the effects, not the photography, not the sound. I really can't think of anything good about this movie. The makeup effects were okay at the time I guess? People talk about the makeup effects all the time. I never understood the like for this movie. And I've seen it at least twice. I would give this a zero normally but my friend insisted. It only got a one out of sympathy for her bad movie taste.

This is not a test, 7/10
This was one of the more recent movies I saw and it's a zombie film and that right there pigeonholes it. I'm picky about zombie movies and I love zombie stuff but there's been a lot of drek in recent years and I blame the walking Dead. It jumps into the action very quickly and maintains a pretty steady pace throughout the him. The acting is competent. It is shot well. The plot is thin but tight. It's a bit gorey too as befits a zombie flick. Zero scares so I had to rank it lower.

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The Exorcist
Heavy Metal
Pretty Baby
The Amityville Horror
Superman III
Crocodile Dundee
Ghoulies
Akira
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Three Amigos
Freddy Got Fingered
Grandma's Boy
Team America World Police
Liar, Liar
Donnie Darko
True Romance
Tommy Boy
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
The Goonies
ET the Extra-Terrestrial
Wargames