Apparently boomers used to sit through really bad movies just to see shots like this
Actually "100 Girls" is a classic and a successor to "8 Days A Week" where Keri Russell shows off her giant booba.But I digress. The film was about college sluts. I hated the feminist male lead, he truly was anti-boner material. But he was kino in the "Black Donnellys" and "Kingdom" (mma). Dude even almost killed Raylan Givens iykyk
>>219880764zoomers sit in some e-girl's twitch chat 8 hours a day and spend half their mcdonald's paycheck hoping that she'll read their donation message
>>219880764>zoomers hit themselves in the face with hammers and worship Palestinians then criticize then
>>219880764>boomersHow do you think you get webms from new garbage flicks on /tv/?
>>219880764As a '90s teen I would literally sit up in the small hours of the morning watching countless hours of weird world cinema with my dick in my hand in the hope of seeing some titsI became extremely cinematically literate as a result but didn't see nearly enough tits considering the time I put in
>>219880833>iykykWow for once I actually did know.
Before I had internet access I thought Katherine Heigl had the biggest tits in the world
>>219880764Apparently zoomers still don't understand there was a world before the internet.
>>219882421And it is never coming back.
>>219880764Idgi
>>219882462yawn.
>>219880764I'm a boomer now
>>219882790You never do see boomers complain about their own generation. Zoomers all despise each other. And they blame this on the boomers.For example: they'll blame boomchads for Hermoine being Pakistani when our generation couldn't give less of a fuck
>>219880764When I was young I'd sit through 89 minutes of black and white European arthouse rubbish, where people would just speak to each other across a table for that whole time just to see 5 seconds of uncensored boob.
>>219882937My brain just doesn't register the new HP
>>219880877And people wonder why the birthrate is down the lowest rate in decades...
>>219881144>small hours of the morningIt got tough when 5am rolled around and the sky was dark blue and all you had were a couple old lady yoga shows left on PBS. Better hope for a weather girl with some ass!
>>219881144Holy shit, are you me?
>>219881144>>219880764
>>219880833rare absolutely based post
>>219881181>>219883176Based knowers.
>>219880764why they pull they hair back so tight like that like dayum gorl chill
>>219882462Kind of scary to think that a time is coming very soon where there will literally be nobody who can remember what life was like before the internet or appreciate how totally different it was
>>219880764>Apparently boomers used to sit through really bad moviesnah we used to make out and get our dicks sucked in 600horsepower V8 muscle cars we bought for $500 at the drive ins when we were 15
>>219880833There are only seven days in a week, dickhead. This post is debunked.
>>2198832857 days in a Western week. Who knows what goofy calendars Asians or Indians use.
>>219883305Asians only have one day in a week, a workday.
>>219883157>The furious thrashing of your poor dick as you frantically concentrate on the split-second moment of flesh you fleetingly witnessed, praying you have time to knock one out before your brain betrays you and lets the mental image dissolveGood times
>>219883157>when you had already started to beat it and you realize that they're two dudes
>>219880833>Keri Russell shows off her giant boobaI think Keri Russell is hot as fuck, especially in that film, but she didn't have big tits.
>>219880764I watch Under Siege 2 for she.
>>219882937>Zoomers all despise each other. And they blame this on the boomers.Even better, anyone older than them is a boomer. It's lost all meaning as a generation name. They hurl it as an insult and get a roll of the eyes in response.
>>219882790Do women really dress like this under their clothes?
>>219884201yes, is disgusting
>>219883241Fucking. Based.
>>219881144South Africa didn't even have that in the 90s. I used to have to watch MTV in the hope for some cleavage. My friend paid what would have been like R75 (£100 in today's money probably) to buy a new porn mag under the counter from the greasy greek guy who ran the cafe (bit of a misnomer, corner cafes in SA at the time were like tiny supermarkets, carrying everything from cigarettes to groceries to porn mags and usually also selling disgusting snacks like slap chips)Anyway, R75 for a fucking porn mag. And EVERYONE in the class used it. It got handed round at break times.
>>219883490One day we'll have the technology to hunt down and kill the people who decided to cut to the guy's face during pornAnd if they're already dead, we'll bring them back via cloning so we can kill them again
>>219883241That sure af didn't happen to me.
>>219880764Real boomers jerked off to underwear catalogs
I remember watching one of the Police Academy movies on VHS and waiting for the scene where the blonde chick with giant tits jumps in a pool with a white t-shirt on. When she gets out of the pool there's like a second where you can see her nipples through her wet t-shirt and I would always pause the movie at that exact moment. One time my dad entered the room just after I did that and he said "Nice work, Son. Dinner's ready."
>>219882421the internet was a thing back in the 60s but limited. world wide web was launched for everyone in the early 90s (thanks al gore)
>>219883213Honestly it was more your knowledge of Kingdom and particularly The Black Donnellys that impressed me. Most anons have no idea of the kino
>>219884389Why is she covering up that bloodstained bra strap?
>>219885309armenian poonani
>>219880764>Be me>Zoomer>Pirate and watch all of Evil Toons just for tits
>>219881144I would casually browse pirated CD stalls under the trees beside the road junction for sexy cover pics. Problem is, pirates caught on and printed misleading screenshots or straight up photoshopped sexy pics and put in on the cover.
what the fuck is a "boomer"?>the jews came up with these idiotic names to divide the goyim even more>every hour, there's a new group>the badoongas hate the boomers! and the boomers and the hoomers hate the poomers!>gen A>B!>C!>D!as a goyim do i have to learn all those jew terms?>nocool, fuck off now.
>>219880764yes. and i also i jerked it to your mom.
No in the late 90s and early 2000s we would just dumpster drive behind the magazine stores and steal them from there. Internet speeds here in NZ were horrendously slow up until the mid-2000s.
>>219883157i used to watch softcore movies like this. i didn't even know there wasn't any penetration lol.
>>219880877i still don't understand why people give money to streamers with thousands of views, doesn't the ''community'' aspect disappear once you're past a thousand viewers?
>>219881144Like watching The Breakfast Club, this comment makes evokes a feeling of longing for a bygone experience I'll never have because it came and went before my time.
>>219883490>>you have to follow through anyway, anon.
>>219885309>The new Sears catalogue is here! (unzips)
>>219885374based dad, my own cut off the internet to the entire household when he found some clown porn on the browser history. It wasn't me and I still don't know who the fuck it was 20 years later, I think my dad still thinks I jerk off to clown porn.
I used to watch scrambled cable and flick the switch on the cable box to get one split second of nudity out of a hundred switch flicks. But that one split second? Bliss for a 13 yo male.
>>219889637That was me. Sorry, anon.
>>219881144I used to watch the late night arty French movies on BBC2 and Ch 4 for the same reason, more or less.
>>219889694I'm convinced some gooner broke into our house and just used the pc to get watch some clownussy before leaving without taking anything.
We had Bodyshaping on ESPN in the 90's.good times.
Yeah good thing we live in world now where even 10 year olds have access to videos of all manner of degenerate porn. The wonders of progress
>>219889724It was The Joker.
Meanwhile zoomers sit through really bad movies to watch thisLMAO
>>219889777Who is the left one.
>>219883023It’s just the darker grittier reboot to catch the Gen-X and Millenial HP fans for whom the first set of movies is now slightly too much of a teen nostalgia piece to take seriously. Also while the movie series was a cultural icon and good overall, the later ones are not particularly good adaptations of their respective novels. A TV show would give them more room so they don’t have to cut as much material.
>>219889777I respect those trips but I’ll watch Zendaya in anything
>>219889637>Clown pornwut
>>219882937I blame boomers for immigration (the only policy that matters)
>>219889805that girl from the last of us and game of thrones
>>219889863>I blame women for immigration (the only policy that matters)Fixed.
>>219889852that was my reaction as well lol, when he showed me what he was accusing me of watching that was the first time I found out about clown porn even being a thing
>>219883241Zoomers are doing this too just with E cars and in their bedrooms
>>219885374Your dad should not be encouraging lust in his son
>>219880833>"8 Days A Week" where Keri Russell shows off her giant booba.Doesn't look that big to me...
>>219889863Shouldn't you be blaming your politicians instead? The ones who lie throughout their campaigns then do a 180 as soon as they're elected?
>>219889908Didn't know that she wore glasses.Lots of women seem to have trouble with their vision.Truly inferior organisms.
>>219889848You poor sad soul
>>219890043The one scene where I must apologise to americans. They CAN make KINO
>>219890121I read somewhere a few weeks ago that there's a statistical link between high-income and needing glasses, in higher income countries like NA and the EU the proportion of glass wearers is way higher than anywhere else on Earth.
>>219889535You're underestimating how sad some people are.
>>219880764male gaze is sexistjennifer connelly complained about advertising of the movie career opportunities. even though there was no nudity they still sexualized her in the film. it was clear example of the male gaze. very sexist
>>219880764Remember being like...14, 15, and your parents take you to get a haircut, and your haircut lady is like late 30s thicc and milfy and while in the act of cutting your hair she leans in and lays her tits on your face and head by accident?I member. Yes. Boobies are nice, zoomer faggots. Touch grass, have sex, praise SOL.
>>219890564but men are the one who buy movie ticket
>>219890544yeah but what's the thinking behind it? I get people that have been with the streamer since the early days sticking with them when they get big because they probably still get recognized and adressed, but if you're a late-comer to a guy with thousands of views you're just another face in the crowd. Then again I don't get how idols and superfans can exist IRL either.
>>219881144Based. This is true gooning.
>>219883233Remember looking up "breasts" on the windows 95 Encarta encyclopedia? And it was like, wild to have ALL that information along with lemmings and some others shitty floppy dos games on our 96 Toshiba laptop? I mean history is always weird when you're experiencing it but I think it really is significant that we are the transitionary period at its most severe curve Going from the mid 20th century into the internet age. I member. We used to be a proper country.
>>219880764We didn't have a "time bar" to scroll through when we watched films on our computer mobile phones.We bicycled over to the theater with our friends and watched one of the 3 movies that was playing.
>>219880764her tits are too big
>>219880764Starting in the mid 1970's, there arose an unspoken agreement between movie producers and the audience. Under the ratings system, you could get an "R" rating if you had any of the following:> the word "fuck"> nudity> excessive violenceThe unspoken rule was: If you saw a comedy, (especially a summer comedy aimed at a young audience), and it had an R rating, you were guaranteed at least one nude scene.> boomers used to sit through really bad movies just to see shots like thisYes; and in one famous example, the audience was basically sandbagged. See image for the film. How they screwed the audience:> R rated movie> starring Bo Derek, known for getting nude in every movie she was inThe trick:> the only real nude scene of the film was in the opening credits> the rest of the film was a pretty bad talk-festThe only redeeming quality of the film was that the opening credit nude scene was one of the best nude scenes of the era:> Bo Derek nude in a hot tub> Hot, glistening, jumping up and down in slow motion
>>219890771>putting a space after the memearrow
I used to fap to a history book I had that contained a chapter on weird Bible stories that included a lot of ones related to sex.I also used to just come into my underwear and assumed that my mom wouldn't know the white stains were come. Man...
fapping to Demi Moore’s bolt ons in Striptease and Disclosure are some of my fondest kid fap memories.
>>219883233>image of kids riding their keyboards like surfboardsBack when "browsing the web" and "surfing the net" was visiting remote encyclopedia pages or IRC channels.And when someone phone-called your house, the Internet crashed.
>>219890579>lays her tits on your face and head by accident?weren't no accident. these women are twisted!!
>>219889714Sophie's immaculate 10/10 tits
>>219889714KINO
>>219889591>because it came and wentoh it came alright
>>219890939Does she know that her nipples are visible.
>>219891165Undoubtedly, yes.
>>219891165Bro she was full frontal nude in multiple movies a thin nightie ain't gonna faze her.
>>219885309>Mom won't be home for another 2 hours...>omg, something came out!
>>219880764this is true. You had some extremely bad movies back in the day but they got people talking about them by throwing in some skin scenes.
>>219882937It’s gen Xers who do all this woke identitarian stuff. Boomers weaponized Gen X women in the workplace to act as sentinels preventing any ambitious younger males from trying to take their seats at the top.
>>219882979Why are Europoors so bad at film making?
One time my friend and I stole a chunk of his dad’s playboy/hustler… maybe 200 mag’s… he didn’t even notice. The other boys at school would beg us for access to the vault.
>>219892163Starring>Shannon Doherty>Shannon Tweed>Sherylin Fenn>Shannon Whirry
>>219890771I looked it up and I'm tempted to say those boomers got their money's worth
>>219889637It was your dad anon.
>>219890771Horror movies really dropped the ball when they stopped having nudity. There's something very wrong with people who just want gore.
>>219893344can't i hate both? i want the illusion of gore and offscreen romance with actual mystery or something at the forefront
>>219885309'bin there!*sip*
>>219892282That stuff was a kind of currency back then. You could have sold them for so much beer and so many Pokémon cards, bro. VHS tapes from Ye Olde Prawn Shoppe could sell for cash money.
less is more. its the same reason i furiously can jerk off to christina lucci videos despite it being so barebones softcore, you are in it with your brain more, its more stimulating, literally, to your imagination, therefore better. i see those heavies swinging and i want them to slap me in my face till i'm all bruised up and exploding in my pants no hands.
>>219892355For a bonus, notice Playboy Playmate Lynda Wiesmeier in the 1885 film "Malibu Express"
>>219894581so pre-gaming is getting ready to party for the cheapbut edging is getting ready for the big spendpersonally i think jerking it twice a day to something immediate is more beneficial in my schedule than the luxury i had to just look at actresses stuff before completion
>>219894695Brother you don't have to tel me. BIG fan of Andy Sidaris' body of work
>>219894716>immediate is more beneficial in my schedulethis is true obviously, but its ruining your experience, cheapens it.
>>219883233>>219890692>>219890874People don't even remember the pre-gamergate Internet and that just happened. Or the pre-COVID 'net. It's like everyone just forgot that there was a massive memory holing. Remember what they did to YouTube? What about the fact that the FBI was openly running Twitter and deciding what was and wasn't banned? Nobody even cares anymore. Even in about 2015 there were still old school Internet Libertarian types, hackers, people with the old ethosWhere the FUCK is everyone and why am I surrounded by third worlders and white or vaguely ethnic teenagers saying nigga?!
>>219894822Satellites! THOSE ARE TOO SLOW!!!!!
>>219889714Jesus Lord.
>>219882937I'm seeing more gen z imbibe the old "avocado toast" memes and repeat themIt's weird because whenever I'm st thr grocery store, it's always trend and very young adults buying avocadosYou just can't trust what you read online anymore
>>219892353>Shannon DohertyDied of cancer.
>>219894581>christina luccithose things were sagging from the start.
>>219880877>COOKEDkek
>>219881144Real Sex on HBO was a godsend. Fuck Exit to Eden tho, stayed up till fucking three in the morning seeing it on the guide and the description, edged for literal hours in anticipation only for it to be fucking Rosie O’Donnel and Dan Akroyd in bondage gear. Yuck.
>mfw katherine heigl dangles over me
>>219898288Real Sex was fun and in hindsight was pretty wholesome in its portrayal of what were (and still are) extreme kinks - pony play and sploshing were both very new to me and while I'm not interested in either those segments were still interesting to watch. PS Couldn't agree more on Exit to Eden. How do you squander nudity from Dana Delaney in her prime? Rosie O'Donnell looked like a sausage stuffed into her costumes. Yuck.
>>219890939perfect perky cones
We had satellite tv but no internet so I would look ahead on the IFC schedule and if The Dreamers was playing that day I'd skip school.
>>219890043Big boobs are nice but small boobs are also nice.
>>219894822It's a confluence of events culminating around 2020. What like 1.5 billion jeets on indian sub-continent have adopted the internet over the past 10 years or so. The interwebs wasn't so much memoryholed as they have no clue about the before times of the 2020s because 99% of current day users have not used it before. Hold on to your butt because Africa is the next population and modernization boom. Won't be long before the jeets get the nostalgia about the good old days of 2020s internet. You'll be past forgotten internet history. You'll be archaeological. They'll be excavating your forum posts from tape drives dug out of the rubble of some guy's garage.The anarchist libertarian guys are getting old. Many of them were actually boomer and gen-x. They're a dying breed. Many others probably went down the techbro route like hippies who became the rich corporate suits. The age of the neckbeard IT wizard is long past. The tech industry have been normies or jeets for well over a decade.Most millennials are of the social media era primarily. It's only about the first half of that generation who were more affluent that got on the world wide web early on. A small percentage of that are the actual internet dwelling libertarian hackermen. The latter half of millennials adopted internet alongside the rise of the Facebook era and didn't into the old school internet culture. Early Facebook was 20 years ago, mind you. Most millenials knew of old school internet cultures but didn't embody it.With COVID everyone sat at home bored to death. They started venturing outside of their Facebook app. They breached containment. The first Trump term came to a close but he let the genie out of the bottle, internet culture bled into real life. The internet meme factories shutdown as everything went mainstream anyways.It was all just a massive swirling shitstorm.I get it. Everywhere I look that used to feel like home is now unfamiliar.
>>219899313>wasn't so much memory holedNo, it was. I am talking about the widespread content takedowns that occurred from around 2018 through around 2021. For instance, American Renaissance's original YouTube channel. YouTube clearly transitioned from "you can post it if it's not illegal or gore" to enforced nuspeak. We're officially in the unalived double plus ungood era of the Web
>>219899508It's been that way since at least 2012 bro, and is why I say that the internet we have today is still the one from that era than the one that came before then. Like in 2011, could you imagine the likes of youtube, twitter, and facebook still being both extant and popular 15 YEARS on? It would be akin to still using myspace and friendster in 2016, or the most popular hosting domains still being angelfire and geocities.
>>219885309Whoop, my night's set
>>219887037
>>219880764HOLY HECKARINO BEWBS
>>219901040Thanks, Anon.
>>219889714For me is was the HBO/Cinemax channels on Comcast, they were airing the softcore stuff without penetration
>>21990113590's late night Cinemax
>>219880764Aussie bros from the 90s remember SBS (TV channel of weird shit from other countries). Movies such as The Weather Woman and Erotic Ghost Story were always a good catch late at night
AUSking millenial here, before I had the internet it went in 3 ways:1) SBS late at night hoping to see some titties in a European movie/naked news2) mens magazines like ZOO magazine3) stealing porn mags (People, Hustler, Playboy, SCORE )from the newsagent and using my god given long distance running talent to evade and outrun securityMy fap sessions used to be SOUL KINO.
>>219880764would lick the sweat off of her underboober
>>219901351I remember it well fellow aussie anon.Sometimes you would get actual hardcore porn scenes too.
>>219880764Nice boobs, r they legal boobs?
>>219893202That was the first thing I thought of when it happened but he barely knew how to open a web browser and why would he then accuse me of it?
>>219883233>literally nobodyThere will still be a small subset of people who don't use the internet and an even bigger subset of people who use the internet for utility but don't go on any of the big sites or social media.
>>219897753Yes I remember. desu I'm not sure why I put her on the list she was only in one T 'n A flick that I can recall - I guess because of all the other Shannons.
>>219901014A girl in my high school class was a model. Weird seeing her in bras and panties in the weekly department store ads. >>219892353Oh that list of names takes me back ... Shannon Whirry only had a career because of Skinemax. All the others at least had other gigs. Still remember the movie where SW is held captive and tries to escape by squeezing through a doggie door in her room. Stripped and covered in butter first, naturally. Kek.
>>219880764the world was a better place when that was normal
>>219880764>sitting through movies ever gives unc
>>219902649I don't remember that one
>>219902649anons life:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg
>>219902691Yes, but that world directly led to this world. It's why I roll my eyes when libtards want to go back to either the Obama years (GFC and the Snowden revelations) or the Clinton years (NAFTA), or when coservatards want to go back to the mother fucking Bush II years (GWOT and warrantless wiretapping). Like motherfuckers those things led to here, and even if we could bring them back, we'd just be laying the stage for the shitshows that came after them.
>>219902812Private Obsession. One of her better films. Silly plot but lots of gratuitous nudity. Kino defined.
>>219880764nice tummy and boobs area
>>219902903LOL that song was big when I was in junior high. Model girl was in high school but the sentiment is appreciated. Like most models she was skinny and flat chested otherwise her underwear ads would have been more exciting. >>219901135Softcore was a huge market for quite a few years. Not anymore of course but for the right people at the right time. My first exposure to delights such as Lorissa McComas and Julie K Smith. Yummy.
>>219889714Yep,that was the time/placeIf it was foreign and it was late, odds are you'd get some titsEuropean, Australian, Hong Kong and Japanese movies were often worth a look, but French/Dutch movies delivered more than most in my experience, and it wasn't just tits, sometimes the movies were really good too
>>219883351Best Kim has ever looked, except maybe Big Trouble in Little China.
>>219883351Zoomers would piss, shit, and puke all over themselves if they sat through Porky's.
raping faster then aminem
>>219880764People used to think those are big boobs. Shame
>>219901535I really miss it. I remember a ZOO issue having a zine about 4chan.
>>219904551They're pretty good for not being plastic crimes against nature.
>>219904364Porky's Kim > Mannequin Kim > Police Academy Kim > Big Trouble Kim > the other Kims
>>219904679>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sex and the City haggard Kim
>>219904364She was very pretty in Mannequin but definitely sexier in those other films.
>>219904768Early seasons Kim was fully functional
>>219880764/tv/ had webms
>>219880764Not even the Zoomers could survive Fast Times at Ridgemont High(1982) and Private School(1983)
>>219904679
>>219905400mid
>>219904844That scene where she is naked and he rushes to cover her up and she snuggles against him and makes a cute face She was hot but no Sharon Stone in "Sliver"
>>219890874This chick is a perfect example of the ravages of time. They took another photo of her when she was 30. Don't open if you don't want this image tainted forever in your mind.
>>219905400natural beauty, I don't think zoomers like that though, their brains got fried from all the anime they watch and think people should look like cartoons
>>219906703Still would
>>219906656Yeah she came across more sweet than slutty in that film. Still a fun that I give a rewatch every now and then. It's a total 80s time capsule with the women's clothes and hair.
>>219906703>ugly brown girl grew up to be an even uglier brown girlWow I'm so shocked
>>219905648Insane take.
>>219906763delicious
>>219906763>>219906933Kind of reminds me of the bitchy blonde from One Crazy Summer, except not as, you know, bitchy.
>>219880764Thank Jesus for Free Porn. You will never have to do this (Gen X here)
Sometimes we'd rent it and fast forward the tape until we saw some tiddies.
>>219883233>nobody who can remember what life was like before the internetI can't remember it. I was there, but it seems so far away. Like a foggy far off land from a half forgotten dream.
>>219890874I remember having an encyclopedia on a cd-rom
>>219909267I remember it acutely. 1971 here
>>219892282I used to make sure to put each magazine or vhs tape back exactly where they were.
>>219904267I remember watching Tampopo in a Japanese film class.
>>219880764I've sat through worse to see shots that were worse.
>>219906703Growing up in Afghanistan under Taliban rule probrably wasn't the healthiest way to grow up.
>>219909331Yeah. I do remember... but it seems like a whole other world.
>>219909446Anon, it was. Be glad that you experienced it frfr.
This thread is still living? I hate you anons.My favorite actress back then was Nicole Eggert.
>>219909617I hate you too.
>>219890631I feel you, on a conceptual level I can understand someone giving a bit of money to a streamer that's barely able to support himself financially, but donating money to a multi-milionaire that earns 100x more than you every day is absurd. I guess they see it as a form of compensation for the entertainment, like you'd do when dropping a coin in a hat at a puppet show? Only that they are paying for low effort garbage rather than for something well-crafted and creative, so it's still dumb
>>219880764It's called having an attention span. You should try it
>>219882790>>219884389girls in their bra are so sexy
>>219880833>Keri Russell>giant booba.Am I thinking of someone else? I don't remember her having any tits at all.
>>219909578There is no way back to that world, is there?
>>219887037I've done that as well, and I'll keep it on my HDD.
>>219905586Fuuuuuuckinghell
>>219905586Wow she was quite the smoke show back in the day. It makes me wonder if older women ever look at back at these videos and miss how hot they looked ? Or are they happy they don't have to work so hard to keep their figure anymore
>>219880764still do you lil baby
>>219905586The camera work on that shot is great too.
>staying up until 4am to watch some european softcore flicks with one hand ready to press the "last channel" button incase your parents walked inZoomers will never know this feel
We had to make due, I remember watching MXC just to jerk it to the girls I thought were cute
>>219889714>>219881144never got used to seeing just amerislop on streaming sites, seeing French movies on tv always meant kino, got introduced to Rohmer and Jean Rollin, etc.
>>219880764These movies were sexist
>>219911717I watched a Rohmer film once. It was like watching paint dry.
>>219911793Character is Everything.TM
>>219911222Trips of truth. Volume so low it barely made it to your ears, had to keep them open to listen for anyone coming.
>>219909309>The NeverhoodBased. Genuine work of art. I believe this year is the 30th anniversary too.
>>219890831Lmao.
>>219880764She was Britney Spears, but better
>>219906656Sliver was one of the worst cocktease movies of all time. She's not nude.All you get is manass
>>219892282If you become a father, you'll learn the awful truth. He knew all along that you had taken them but he didn't want to have a conversation with you about how you weren't allowed to masturbate to his pornography- that's for him to jerk off to. And even thinking about it meant having to think about his teenage son wanking it and he'd rather think about getting his toenails ripped off than let that image fester.
>>219880764>boomersI doubt all boomers are incel coomers
>>219909222>when you rent a movie and it distorts at certain scenes "for some reason"
>>219909764Different anon, but I get the impression that it's the closest they get to actually interacting with this person. Giving money to her is the best they can do at actually "having a relationship" with her.
>>219890043how many close-ups do you want?
>>219911222>>219912091My father actually knew the sound of the VCR turning on in his sleep. Late at night, I would hear him rumbling whenever I tried to play a tape.
>>219909578>using frfr when youre 54 Cant tell if bait or retarded
>>219907121Apparently she was on Dallas also? Huh. I don't remember her. That short hair look is great on her though.
>>219912497Great soundtrack too
>>219880764We also used to change a channel back and forth every 3 seconds so we could see a little unscrambled tit on Skinemax
The sex scene at the start of predator 2. I used to replay that on the VCR non stop. Her animal growls still turn me on to this day and she viscously rides his meat
Ausfags remember the Japanese films on SBS like the naked weather girl or samurai films? French ones were elite too
for me it was the Invisible Man and that part where he takes the short haired bitches tit out
>>219920300that was a cgi titty
>>219894822I'll have you know I had one of the first few thousand Compuserve addresses (with the comma), ran multiple BBSs with a 300 baud modem, cracked many of the fat track copy protection floppy disk games, many more online misadventures, and wrote a little software package that many of you have used within your lifetimes.
>>219920460i dont discriminate
>>219918228What a short-haired qt.
>>219906933She looks great here goddamn.
>>219889777for me its this pic
>>219906824better looking than you Rajeesh
>>219901040If God didn't want us eating ass, explain THIS
>>219909410i found him, the man with 3 digits in his IQ among the retards
>>219890939i remember when i was way younger i didnt like boobs like these and was way more into the big round kind. I grew an appreciation as i got older.
Fine I'll post it.
>>219921970>Joyce Hyser was born in New York City. She is Jewish.I'm getting tired of how ridiculously hot Jewish women are, and how few of them there are in my life.
>>219922404somethings in the water in tel aviv
>>219922594Dayum.
>>219921734
>>219881144That's what happens when you don't sit up in the big hours.
>>219920558Thank you for your service
>>219921890This is one of those growing up realisations. When you're young you like the roundest idealist page 3 tits; but as you get older the ones that looked weirder, a bit saggier and maybe longer, larger/puffier areolas with slightly fat pokey tips, they hang and point up simultaneously. Your brain knows they are more erotic because it learns they are better for grabbing, teasing, shoving in your mouth, putting your cock between, cumming over, probably feeding kids (and you). It's a righteous realisation.
>>219905586based kim enjoyer
>>219924617Kim Cattrall isn't bad for a Scouser.
>>219920460FOR REAL? You can't trust anyone...
