OPEN THE FUCKING GATE OR I'LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW DOWN BARAD-DÛR
>>219882731You want.... some lard?
>fuck dem hobbits we out dis bitch
Is this the sneakers otoole replacement?
>>219882731Why was he fat in this one scene only?
>SAURON YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CUNT
>>219882731I'm not going to cam farth, I am the Lard of the Black Land!Hey! Go cam farth!No!Cam farth, I said!No! *runs away*Ahh, let him go, we'll never catch farth. Not on the Black Land.I didn't cam farth the Black Land, I'm still the Lard!
>>219883013SAURON YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A MAN OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN ORIGIN
>>219883047>I'm still Aragorn son of Arathor
>>219882968He'd literally been running around through wilderness fighting battles and getting no sleep nonstop for a month between lothlorian and pelanor fields then spent 2 days resting and eating like a king while the army regrouped and another 8 days slowly marching towards the black gate with a full supply chain. He genuinely put on some weight.
>>219883691Wow, and here I thought the answer was going to be that it was from reshoots.
>>219883789I think he's also wearing a flak vest because they were filming on an artillery range and they were worried if one of the horses bolted off the cleared zone it could set off a landmine and get them riddled with shrapnel
>IF YOU WON'T OPEN THE BLACK GATE IMMEDIATELY, WE WILL BLOCK IT! THINK ABOUT THE MONEY YOU LOSE EVERY DAY, SAURON!
>SAURON HAS FOOLISHLY BLOCKED OFF THE BLACK LAND. HE HAS TWO WEEKS TO REOPEN THE GATE OR WE WILL UNLEASH THE FULL FORCE OF THE ARMIES OF MIDDLE EARTH
GATE STUCKPLEASEI'M BEGGING YOU
>in a bold move, King Elessar seizes a wagon registered in Mordor. The wagon was trying to break through the blockadeThe crew and eight kilograms of dry aged ham were confiscated
>It is not easy for us to tell the difference between two mortals. To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different, or to shepherds. But Mortals have not been our study. We have other business.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219884668"Get laid, loser, lmao"
>>219884668humans fuck ur bitches lmao they love it so much they willingly die lol
>>219884668BIGHUMANCOCK
>>219884668>I go to paradise when I die, you don't
>>219882968Trimmed his beard too short and lost all aura
>>219883925>>219883994The loser Sauron has now gone too far. Gondor will now blockade the black gate until the Dark Lord agrees to unconditionally surrender. This guy is a LOSER. He made a ring, great ring, precious ring, AND HE LOST IT TO HOBBITS. Sleepy Sauron can't be trusted with running Mordor, so I will run it in his place! MGGA!
Other than the black gate being shut by the cowardly administration of Mordor the plains of Gorgoroth are completely open for transit
