>heroe's plan hinges on the idea that villains penis is huge and will create a half chub bulge during the confrontation
I don't get it. She pooped her pants?
>>219885709That penis is extraordinarily huge
>>219885709That is the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!
>>219885723I unironically thought that was the case as a kid and didn't get what was the deal
I can't walk right when i tuck because it's too big
>>219885709I remember watching this hundreds of times as a kid and I genuinely thought it just meant she shit her pants lmao didn't realize it was a dick until I got older, I assumed that's why everyone was puking because they smelled shit.
>>219885961Same, and also gave me a fetish
>>219885840makes me laugh even reading this line desu
>>219885709Thats a fair average amount of penis for a normal American
>>219886038This. My older sister even thought the same thing when she was a kid. Seems we all literally did kek
>quarterback did a sex change and now looks has a very slim body and completely different face They really got us thinking in the 90s that plastic surgery is magic, even 30 years later girls get bogged even from small procedures
>>219885709Doesn't matter how long it is, a pencil dick is still a pencil dick.
>>219885985It can't be a tuck. How whould he get his dick above his balls? He somehow reversed his dick and ass
>>219886350What? Your balls are longer than your dick Soft?I get if it's cold out, but like, in anything other than "sport mode" your dick should be longer than your balls.
new qt with a massive dong dropped, Briar Bianchi..thank me later
>>219886038Same. Were we stupid or just untainted by the world?
>>219885709shouldnt the balls be above the dick?
>>219886518>tfw I know the exact pale tranny you're talking aboutI really need to stop watching porn...this isn't healthy at all. That being said, I would ruin that faggot's shitter if given the opportunity.
>>219886716idk, if you are at the point where you recognize this literal who newcomer i don't think you want to stop but the opposite
>>219885709To have a penis tuck ending up halfway up his bum it would mean he was at least like 10-12 inches un erect.
>>219886401I'm a grower but it still doesn't make any sense. If his dick was any size a tuck would still result in balls up.
>>219886808sounds like a big girl cock situation
>>219886865Really? I consider myself a grower as well, but my limp skinny dick still overtakes my balls if I attempt to tuck them.Maybe it's more in the way the balls are kept. My balls are more forward, they actually push my dick forward. Makes swimsuits a bit more awkward.
>>219886900You say overtake but that's the point.Unless Finkle's ballsack is so saggy, his dick just settles between his testicles and pushes the skin aside.Great thread
>>219886185I think part of it was that for most of our views of Hollywood types, it was through a 480p screen. It's easier to hide the imperfections when the resolution is that low.
>>219887010Oh holy shit I didn't even consider that. I can place my dick between by balls, but maybe others can't do that. since I was like 10, I could put my dick between my balls, up my taint, and hit my asshole, but maybe if you have a tighter sack you couldn't do that.2025 sex ed will teacher your kids to fuck each other in the butt but won't teach you that you're normal for wanting to drive a forklift or do a burnout at 3k rpm because your chevy 305 with a stock qjet is tuned properly.
>>219886350>>219886401>>219886865>>219886900>>219887010>>219887109>Anons debating the logistics of dick tucking
This got me into futa
>>219887160I used to be a Tier 1 futa hater until an anon taught me that there are SOME (few) artists that create futa because it's a way to avoid the introduction of a male character, while introducing the pornographic cock to a hentai comic.Does anyone else fail to recognize lesbianism as true romantic partnership?
>>219887265saunce
>>219886808He’s a former athlete, those guys are typically pretty big
>>219887182brown booba!
>>219887389I mean, you could just google it, and I hate spoon feeding, but,[mdo-h] Ty-Zoom Girls (Comic LO 2023-02)I know this isn't /g/, but how many people still use the panda anymore?
>>219887265no because i don't try to use logic and my brain in general when it comes to cooming and porn, i let my dick guide me. What a fucking weirdo
>>219887465Okay fair, fuck you, but fair.
Girl penis hallelujah!
>>219887182how the fuckwhere did it go before it magically appeared
>>219887619The supercruise arc was insane, shame there was no place on 4chan to discuss it
>>219887716I think i missed the whole thing. I only watch the slay the spire clips.
>>219887182
>>219887441my bad anon I had a migraine and didnt notice the sauce is literally in the pic cuz I was looking at the cute lolis... you're a swell fella for saucing me anyway have a good day
>>219888151Don't even worry about it.You have a good day too
>>219886185>quarterback did a sex change and now looks has a very slim body and completely different faceThat's her in the football picture though.
>>219887182that looks painful
>>219888524she's a big girl
>>219887674you dont wanna know
>>219887182I've only just managed to get into the habit of only coming here once every sorta month or so and I still have mixed feelings about whether it's actually worth it
>>219886631noit's because a penis could never bend like that and the balls could never go that far the effect is ruined by adding the testicles. it's A very poorly done visual.
>>219890830fuck off and die see if I care>OMG I POSTED ON 4CHAN WOE IS ME LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE IM AN EMO KID
>>219888596...
>>219890942eh? if you're avin a fuckin go then keep looking at tranny cocks you voluntarily cock magnetav somecunt
>>219887182>4 hours ago
>>219886518Why do trannies seem to have huge dicks way more often than not?
>>219887182Needs a sproing sound effect.
>>219887895>just realized it's savini god fucking dammit I'm retarded
>>219891503think I've had this debate in the /jazz/ threads. my theory was that every so often a chad gets bummed in the showers and turns into an lgbt
>>219885840You should se mines
>>219885709You would have to have high t to do such audacious crimes so clearly must have a large erect cock to go with it, makes sense
>>219887182IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY
>>219891582He stole a dolphin and had dan marino kidnapped or something?
>>219891582>crimes are high t
>>219887081This. Even now with lighting and make-up at your beck and call a random celebrity looks completely different on the street to in a produced show, that effect was even more intense before. I miss those days.
>>219886185I remember back in the 80s st elsewhere had a small plot about an old friend of a doctor getting a sex change and it being played by an actual woman and both just shoot me and two and a half men had episodes about old friends trooning out both be played by blonde bombshells (one of which I believe was Jenna mcarthy) it’s hard to tell if this was just a way of continuing a joke or trying to implant the idea for shit later
>>219886711we've got a scientist over here
>>219886086I can't tell if you dodged a bullet or not there.
>>219891503trannies tend to have small bodies but dick size isn't affected by that, but by luck or genetics, so many times their dicks seem comically large compared to their tiny bodies>>219891408it's ok because it's educational
>>219893160imagine untucking Hunter and it smacks you directly in the mouth, lol that would be kinda crazy
>>219885709Ace Ventura was ahead of its time in trannies getting BTFO.
>>219885961As a kid i thought he had surgery removed his penis and then reattached to his ass
>>219893787crazy how times changed, if we saw this now there would be endless gooner threads and fan-art of her fat girl cock
>>219886865Just try it yourself now and tell us
>>219886185not a QB. a faggy place kicker
>>219887010No, Finkle's ball sack shrunk so much from the hormone therapy to make him a hot supple woman.
yeah this shit doesn't make sense, try tucking your dick all the way up to your asshole yourself, it doesn't work like that. Also youd be in a world of pain if you even got a little bit of a chub
>>219895312i like to think it's impossible but i've seen the evidence now
>>219895312>try tucking your dick all the way up to your asshole h-heh-hehe sure it's not a problem for me or anything h-hehe
>>219885803for you
How did he tuck the frank back above the beans?
>>219895853big sosij, I got one as well
>>219885709Code?
>>219891408touch grass
>>219895312the balls cannot literally move back there whoever made this joke was kind of retarded
>>219885709That wasn't the hero's plan though. He strips Finkle down to his panties and is shocked when he doesn't see big old Mr. Knish in the front. Ace is puzzled and thinks he lost, before Dan Marino, who is tied up behind Einhorn and can see the penis, tells Ace to look in the back.
>>219893663why would my mouth be in smacking range of her smol pp?
>>219887265what? are you retarded?
>>219887265But if you need a pornographic cock, then it's not a lesbian relationship. You're saying...what are you saying?
>>219891503it’s god laughing at men with small peens
>>219895912up up up up up up up down right triangle
>>219896055checked. if you have to ask, you can't afford it bro
>>219891503it's a statistical anomaly. oestrogen actually shrinks your penis and especially your balls. although the penis shrinking is probably more related to lack of erections and losing stretchiness which could be mitigated if you get a lot of boners (which is much harder to do)
