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How do we fix this piece of shit garbage?
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Kotor 3
Jedi knight 4
Gta Coruscant
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have the next star wars movie start like this but with rey as the guy who cuts his head off
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>>219885946
enter adulthood
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Gritty and realistic reboot
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>>219885946
women ruined star wars.
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>>219885980
/thread
Stop consuming it and stop talking about it.
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>>219885980
>>219886014
This. We should talk about mature things like Euphoria or Martin Scorsese movies instead.
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>>219885946
You are 38. Stop watching children's movies
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>>219885946
Time skip.
Start a brand new era many years after 7-9 and hope people like the new galaxy
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>>219886025
You're so mature
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>>219885966
I have no idea what you are saying
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>>219885946
Moisture tycoon
Tibanna tycoon
Durasteel tycoon
Tauntaun simulator
Sex with Palpatine
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>>219886146
Poor you
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>>219885946
It's never gonna be as good as it originally was, but they should say least drop Filoni before he Kurtzmans all over it with his lame OC.
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Whatever Gen Z likes
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Why? Just let it die and make some new franchises. This is washed up beyond saving
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>>219885946
Rey opens the Rey Skywalker Bimbofication Center on Coruscant.
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>>219885946
You can "fix" any sci fi series by firing the dumb women managers/writers and hiring back the old male sci fi writers. Women do not get sci fi, women dont understand sword and sorcery, they dont comprehend personal sacrifice, character growth or moral codes.
They live in a tiny cali echo chamber isolated from reality where everything is fake, gay and trump is some super godlike figure they hate. Non of these things have any place is science fiction or fantasy
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>>219890969
this, women see the world like children thats also why they hate sci fi and love fantasy/witchcraft
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>>219885946
Skip a billion years ahead (still a long time ago from our point of view), all biological civilization has collapsed, and many sentients are extinct . Droids are still around, and plentiful. One droid can feel the Force.
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>>219885946
decanonize sequels (they've already de facto did that)
make a new sequel trilogy based on lucas' drafts. replace dead and old actors with ai (we finally have the technology)
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>>219885946
You don’t fix it. You leave it alone. Which is what no one else did.
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>>219890969
>and hiring back the old male sci fi writers.
Like James Cameron and Ridley Scott?
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>>219886018
No you should get a job and contribute to your community.
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>>219885946
Sell it back to lucas
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>>219885946
Just take it away from Disney and make everything they did non-canon.
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make good movies.
Make good *Star Wars* movies.
Hire actors who are *actually* charismatic.

>b-b-b- the lore!
I don't care at this point. Just make a good movie.

>>219888461
and don't do that.
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>>219885946
you don’t
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>>219885946
we don't
stories deserve the right to end
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>>219885946
Let it die and pretend the disney era didn´t happen.
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>>219885946
I'm gonna go back in time, become a billionaire, buy it before Disney did and make it public domain.
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>>219885980
And let it die
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>>219885946
Remake the Original Trilogy

Luke: Timothy Chalemet
Han: Glen Powell
Leia: Margaret Qualley
Obi-wan: Tom Cruise
Gran Moff Tarkin: Tommy Lee Jones
Darth Vader: Idris Elba
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If the punch isn't sweet enough, you can add some sugars. If it isn't boozy enough, you can add some booze, but when somebody comes along and SHITS in the fucking punch bowl, it can't be salvaged and has to be tossed out. That's where star wars is now. (((Disney))) took a giant shit in the punch bowl, and there's no "fixing" that...
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cant be fixed its completely and utterly broken and western media is nothing but globohomo propaganda

the only chance would be something that will never happen

>sell star wars to someone who isnt ideology ridden (never gonna happen)
>declare disney wars part of legends and the most expensive fan fic ever
>use AI and CGI to create the sequel trilogy george lucas wrote

that would restore the OT / PT and ST timeline
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>>219885946
A rated R Star Wars show where we follow around a grey Jedi detective who is corrupt and grimy but ultimately does the right thing eventually. Like a noir.

Hopefully thousands of years before or after the skywalker bullshit
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Completely disown the sequels and tell they are not part of the franchise. Then start somewhere in the future with new story with new characters
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>>219885946
Make a movie set in the old republic or legacy. Old republic wozld probably be a better choice, since a lot of legacy stuff hinges on stuff established post destruction of the second death star that hasn't been adapted and also got retconned by the sequels. Old Republic has none of that baggage and ranges from Freedon Nadd uprising to Republic Dark Age offering a lot of freedom and variety in what kind of story you want to tell. But Disney will never do it because you can't put member berries into the Old Republic.
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>>219886394
kek
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>>219891559
Are you suggesting that those 2 cannot direct?
Because everything they direct looks just fine. They are surrounded by women writers. Its so painfully obvious women wrote this trash
>avatar 3
woman co-writer
>alien earth
3 diverse women co-writers
And people think "ai" wrote it because its so bad, no, a rich, insulated, woman whos ever had a real job wrote it.
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>>219885946
luke we saw in 7,8,9 was a clone from the hand of luke skywalker and not the real luke skywalker, bam you can recon a lot of stuff that way and get the story back on track
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>>219895518
>james cameron only wrote the good parts
>the woman wrote the bad parts
>i just know ok?!



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