2nd bottom?
>>219888673Is Nick Offerman playing the Loathsome Crust Eater?
>>219888673Who's our MC?
>>219888724You, the viewer
>>219888673>all women: heroes>all men: evil>that one who look the most like trump: radagon
>>219888673No niggers in sight ?
>>219888875>this anon: obsessed
>>219888708
>>219888673Woahh, they resisted the urge to invoke current day Los Angeles racial demographics
>>219888673Pretty good.
>>219888673Do normies like Elden Ring? Is it as mainstream as Call of Duty and Assassin’s Creed and such? I assume it’s not GTA or FIFA level.
>>219888875what is the plot to Elden Ring?
>>219889098It is. From games are the new normie games. The dude bro energy is off the charts. .you literally cannot walk 20 steps in elden ring without finding at least one message that is a sexual reference to fingering someone's butt or sex in general.
>>219889098It sold as many as one Call of Duty game so I guess it did alright.
Is this an appropriate body type for the world of Elden Ring?
>>219889256She was way skinnier than this in Knives Out 3.
>>219889129I dunno, never played any video game in my whole life, I only know the final boss is a man and a woman in one body, and I just know hollywood will make the man evil and the woman a dindu
>>219888673Love Cailee as my wife Ranni
>>219889129Demigods competing via human proxies to usurp their Goddess mother
>>219888875Marika is my favorite heroine of Elden Ring
>>219888673game of thrones to elden ring pipeline is crazy. 3 hotd, 1 got
>>219888673Where are all of the BAME? This is literally hate speech.
>>219889256>gio scotti fattened up>now thisis this some inverse ozempic thing? hot bitches bloatmaxxing?
>>219889256So fat and still no tits, grim
>>219888673uncomfortably white casting if im being completely honest
>>219888708General Radahn
>>219888673you just know the far left middle guy is patches.
>>219889256She'd make for a good Jar Bairn
>>219888673Can't be. Offerman would refuse to participate in a project that didn't include at least on black person, on brown person (preferable Apu like), and one obese faggot person.
>>219889338She will absolutely blow up in size once the roles start to dry up. She just has that kind of body. It's weird because Jenna Ortega is also tiny but way more petite. I don't see Jenna gain a lot of weight.
>>219889954*one*one!
>>219889967>23mexican wall is coming. cailee is 27 so it's over
>>21988867310/10 actress surrounded by 3/10 rat faces actors
>>219889129you kill your way to the tree and then kill Radagon/elden beast
>>219889662BAME?
>>219889713god thank they didn't shove an ugly black girl into the cast...for now
>>219889129A family dispute is solved by an outsider. A little further, tranny mom goes crazy and starts killing all their children. Her husband fails to tard wrangle
>>219889129There's a place called The Lands Between where the laws of reality are governed. This may also be a metaphysical place that exists in some kind of afterlife or limbo, where souls eventually travel to after death. Many ages pass and fall with different ideologies or fantasy races taking control of this land. At one point, an eldritch being in space called The Greater Will sends down a star to take control of the planet, choosing a woman known as Marika as its proxy. Marika was mistreated by a bunch of people who worshipped The Crucible, a magical manifestation of life itself.Marika becomes a God, then genocides a bunch of other cultures that follow or are adjacent to The Crucible. She forges The Elden Ring, a manifestation of order and structure and then removes Death from it, so nobody can die anymore. Anything that signifies dissolution, such as Fire or Decay is anathema and purged from TLB. The Erdtree is created to represent order.Marika spawns a bunch of children, sometimes with different husbands (Lords). Since she is a weird tree shaman person, she has an alter ego of the opposing gender called Radagon, who also becomes one of her husbands because this is fucked up Greek/Sumerian god stuff. These children are the demigods and they're all fucked up or will get fucked up in someway. She establishes a dynasty and a golden age of perfection and plenty where nobody can die and her Erdtree (a big ass symbol of her Order). At some point she exiles her first husbands warriors from TLB, the Tarnished.Marika's dynasty falls when one of her kids partially unseals Death, takes its power and then kills Marika's favourite son. In her grief, Marika breaks the Elden Ring, locks herself inside the Erdtree, and then goes silent. The demigods fight to succeed but nobody can win, nobody can die, a weird death-as-life plague is spreading and now other dissolution gods areencroaching in. The game is you, one of the Tarnished, returning to "fix" everything.
>>219888699is that a faggotpride flag behind her?
>>219889129You need to watch SmoughTown's 46 hour video (it's in 4 parts) to understand the story of Elden Ring
>>219889129Deicide
>Hollywood now so creatively bankrupt that they're betting all their chips on video game adaptations
>>219891304Wouldn't it be funny if it becomes the best movie they've made since Blade Runner 2049
>>219891336What was once considered low-rent (Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, Assassin's Creed) is now the winning formula for profiting off of the masses
>>219890967that's lore my dude, the plot of the game is non-existent
>>219888708Kek
Will half of the cast have their heads fully covered by a helmet?
>Small government>Common sense gun laws>Bacon>Servicing my divine wife's boyfriend>Firm handshakes
>>219889129>The LoreIn a fantasy land, a woman from an oppressed tribe figured out how to talk to a powerful alien. The alien then sent part of himself down to the woman, which gave her powers that dictate the laws of reality in the land she inhabits. She then had kids, and the kids had powers, and all was well until the woman realized she was being controlled by the alien and didn't like it. She then concocted a plan to escape the alien's influence, but it didn't fully work, and now she's trapped in stone while the alien gets someone else to find her, take her place and continue to wield influence over the world with it's power.>The storyA castaway is resurrected by the alien force and made to kill monsters until it can reach the stone woman
>>219888699Ruby Cruz, she was in a Sarah Gadon kino once
Will they show it?
>>219888673Where is the African American representation? Shan't be watching.
>>219889098elden ring was absolutely mainstream as fuck
hunter schaffer as miquella
>>219891795damn.. so the only barrier to entry to transitioning from male to female is being insanely attractive..
>>219892688hunter is old news >>219891795 this tranner is the new golden girl(male)
>>219888875Who? None of these look like trump
>>219888699The cute tomboy from Willow
>>219890178Black, Asian Minority EthnicBasically, the British term for non-whites. It's been retired because BAME found it offensive.
