Dr. Pavel, I'm drowning.
First one to talk gets to stay on my submersibleWell at least you can float
You don't get to breathe
>>219890861If I pull that snorkel off will you die?
>>219890861my undersea pipelines only have enough bandwidth for me and one of you
You don't get to breathe oxygen with Gills and doctor Pelagic
They expect one of us over the submersible, brother
Perhaps they're wondering why you would harpoon a man before making him walk the plank?
>>219892057Perhpas he's wondering who would shoot a man before crushing him into a molecular red paste?
>>219892191Lotta loyalty for extra seamen.
Air?
Blocking the strait...with no survivors!
>>219891512>mearly
>Bells?
>>219892250
>Dr Pavel refused our oxygen in favor of yours. We have to find out what he told you.>GLBGLBLBLGLBGBL! GBLGBLGBL!
The bubble rises
I still can't believe the whole thing especially with the real plane crash happening in the same time frame. What a wild ride this meme was.
Haha, keep the funny quotes coming y'all. I'm laughing my jinkies off!
>no brother they expect one of us in the wreckage
>>219893707
He didn't swim so good
>>219890861>Blb. Blblb, B'lb BLB>Blb blblbl bblbl.>Blb, blbl blblb blbl blbl blblblb>Blblb blbl blb blbl blbl>Blbl blbl blbbl blb blbl blblb. Blbl blbbl blbl blblblblb.>....>Blbl blblbl blb?>BLBL?>Blb.>Blblb blb blbl, B'blb blbl blb bllb
>>219893908Wtf
>>219893908It's so absurd that you could almost get the feeling there were hidden messages in those happenings
>>219894091But Bart's fart and shart doesn't work?
>>219894091>>219890861>GLUG?
dead meme
>>219895121show me the bubbles
>>219895121somebody get this landlubber outta here
>>219893120Daring synthesis.
>>219894286>you came back to drown with your city
Iran?
>>219890861> The dive plan I just filed with the Aegean Sea.
>>219894286lol i remember doing exactly this at the beach as a kid
>>219895121
>>219895121Then fish its body from the water
Hey guys, remember Baneposting?
>>219897375i'm an alkie i can't remember yesterday
>>219895792balls comment?
>>219895121Do you feel in charge?
>>219899809
>>219899834
glowies get out
>>219890861*Sonic drowning music starts playing as they speak
Have we let in the water?
KANE?
>>219900076LIVES IN DEATH!
Kino meme
>>219900002the delta p rises
Modern technology, the internet, AI, is almost all-powerful. But there is still one thing it cannot do: mend broken hearts.
>>219895792they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>219893120>If Harrenhal's off the table, I'll simply create my own...
>IT'S A TRAP, BILL! THEY'RE WORKING WITH THE MASKETTA MAN, IT'S A DOUBLE CROSS! BILL! HE WANTS YOU TO FILE THE FLIGHT PLAN! BILL! BILL! BIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!
>>219895121Peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you
>>219891457Blblblb blblbly painblub
Why is this meme coming back? They're not planning another Batman, are they? I boycott any Paramount-made Batman out of hand.
I’ve been so poisoned by Baneposting that I went full circle and now love the movie in spite of its many, many flaws. Was this part of your plan?
>>219900076THAT’S GOTTA BE BANE!
>>219900981BLB BLRB!
Bane (Bane!)I'm gonna make it to GothamLight up the sky, crash the planeBaneI'm gonna banepost foreverBaby, remember my meme
>>219901127>ITS THE BIG GUY MACHINE!
>>219893908this among other things made me start believing in something like a collective unconscious. people called it meme magic, the simulation, the matrix etc, but i think somehow when enough people think about the same thing due to their globalized connection through the internet, it somehow manifests subtle changes in reality in a way that seems supernatural. like the population has some invisible connection similar to cells in a body. ive seen it so many times.
>>219890861Jag?
Baa baa big guyHave you any plan?
>>219890909Kek
>>219891512Lmfao
>>219901309Holy shit
>>219902006frere o pavelfrere o pavelbane 4ubane 4u
>>219890934>We’re all Big Guys down here
>>219891512Classic lol
>>219890861>Perhaps he’s wondering why you’d board a submersible before stress testing it.
>>219902006Of course, of courseNab the man!
>>219901309Fucking hell.
>>219890861>have we started the fire?>no stupid, we're underwater
>>219901366>Joo know dees mang? Dees Beeg Eye?
>>219891512Incredibly cringe
>>219902401you're a big girl
>>219897483I had a hangover from 2 crown royal whiskey colas and 3 9% IPAs, I wasn't even that drunkI think my time is over... time to turn in the towel or whatever
>>219900003fuck that's good, top kek
>>219891512>#breathe
this thread made me laugh myself awake when I was trying to avoid passing out so thanks anons
>>219897186HE SAY YOU BIG GUY!
>>219902636>picis that AI or an official render? that looks creepy as fuck
>>219901307Kek. Nice.
>>219902295Kek
>>219890861I have been lurking /tv/ for over a decade at least, and I still haven't seen Dark Knight Rises but laugh my ass off at Bane memes
>>219902702it's from some old gaming magazine cover advertising the GameCube and Luigi's Mansion it's deeply upsetting, but I think the magazine made it
>>219900002>>219900495Beautiful.
>>219900644>Captain KhorkYou can’t make this shit up.
>>219902800You're not missing much. The movie is pretty mediocre.
>>219899960Fucking kek.
>>219893668underrated
>>219902800the memes are much funnier if you've actually see the movie, newfriend.
>>219895121HEAD. NICE AND HOT.
>>219902808lol those gums are wild. and the eyebrows are unsettling. thanks for replying anon
>>219894286Absolute classic.
>>219893908I will never be over this.
>>219900003Dr. Grant*Hammond wasn't a doctor
>>219902636Was staying awake apart of your plan?
>>219893908>>219894124>>219894144>>219901352>>219903010I just did a re-dive on the old articles from the time. Look at the fucking picrel from The Mirror.>worked in /tv/>Pawel
>>219903997...wtf
Moderator from Reddit here.I want to start off by saying how completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish, disrespectful, and just flat out rude comments. /r/Iama is a chance for redditors and people in general to interact with celebrities and otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to reschedule the AMA for another time because so many people that actually wanted to have meaningful questions answered had their chances ruined because of all of you. I can tell you with complete certainty that if I see a single “For you”, “You’re a big guy”, or “CIA” reference in the new AMA you can bet that you will be permanently banned.
>>219897186For me, it's this one.
>>219905306
>>219904065haha we are too edgy4u. you're running with the /b/ad /b/oys of the inter net now !!
>>219901352other examples?
reddit meme
>>219905496
>>219905496retard postreddit would get bored and wonder what's the pointonly 4chan would hyperobsess over every single line of dialogue and minor movement
>>219902800I don't watch most of the stuff I post on, but I've seen the bane film.youll find it funnier now you know the memes
>>219893908it also didnt help that the french prosecutor was named "bruce robin"
>>219894144>>219901352>>219893908Some of the stuff in the image is a shoop or fabrication. I looked into this years back. It's not as "meme magicy" in reality.
Why didn't they have Bane hijack the plane and use it as a means to inflitrate the U.S. and make it to Gotham instead of just randomly destroying it for no reason?I mean how did this nigga even make it to Gotham, and if he's so adept in that regard, then what the fuck was the point of trying to cover up the crashing of this plane, with no survivors?I don't get this shit at all. It's like Nolan wanted to make a Mission Impossible but was somehow too stupid and the whole things ends up feeling like a late game Fast and Furious production.
>>219905856
>>219905827Dr. Pavel
>>219905856Holy fuck.
>>219905664Fucking seriously?
>>219891512A hearty kek from me
>>219903997The aspect of this that I believe gets overlooked, the real thing that I think made such a blatant manifestation possible, was the blood sacrifice that preceded it. We had no idea what we were doing.
>>219895792>BRRAAAAAAAAAAPppppffffttttgurgglglgllglgl
>What is thisYour plane>No no no I just called it inAnd now it's here>Okay ... how do I get em on board?You tell Smee, Maimen, Dr Paveleer and Juan of Yu and they'll do it for you.>And what do I do with the men not on the flight plan?You shoot them then toss them out of the plane.
https://youtu.be/N2RP7FvB810?si=PdrdTmWG75dGnerh
>>219902709>At the first, there is nothin>But a partial Flight Plan>And the fear’s not for now>That comes later, you’ll find >All my guns, I have tried>They’re quite loyal, to my pride>On a plaane where we kneel>With hoods on …>What a feelin (What a feeeeelin)>Pavel is reelin (CIA’s seethin)>If you take my mask, the pain’s gonna truly climb>Who I am now (Doesn’t really matter)>The Plan is Master (Gonna make it happen)>You thought you were in charge but you see now I’m the Big Guy
>>219902800I saw it in theaters twice because I thought it was awesome and now I can't make it 1 minute in without laughing. it's the first fucking scene and the first time you hear bane's voice is so hilariously jarring I'm laughing just thinking about it.the action stuff is cool and you can tell a lot of money went into the movie but everything else is just kinda bad. but you should watch it once, or try to. you need to see the cia scene, it's the first one and it's kinda cool if you don't think too much.
>>219905475Missed the perfect and fitting finish with "She was brave for you"
>blub blub
Dr. Pavel, I'm H20
>>219899834TEAM MINI FOREVER
>>219893175lel
>>219895838clever
You don't get to bring a towel
>>219901352This concept is known as egregore, basically the scientific term for meme magic
>>219906430>the blood sacrifice that preceded itqrd
>>219912585the plane crash was a pilot suicide with innocent souls on board. Never forget the 212.
I love these threads
>>219905774What isn't made up is that the plane from the plane scene crashed several years later in Africa and killed everyone on board.
>>219912491>>219912627how can we shift time lines into a better one, or is KeK only pleased by chaos?if so, how can the chaos be directed at the wef and other pukestains?I have a feeling that power is why this site was so heavily targetted for fragmentation and destruction, it was perhaps the most unconsciously synchronised and largest collective collective that had ever been at its height.
CHOCOLATE BANE
FAMILY BANE
>>219905774no, not really. like of course most of it is kind of a stretch, but it is all there.
>>219912711>FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY PLANE>CHOCOLATE BANE>IF I PULLED OFF THAT MASK WOULD THERE BE PAIN?>CHOCOLATE BANE
>>219912706Sorry but you won't believe me if I told you.
>>219912761**I move away from the mic because I'm a big guy
>>219912765it's likely I will.
>>219912782>CHOCOLATE BANE>TAKE SOME BLOOD FROM DOCTOR PAVEL’S VEIN>CHOCOLATE BANE>THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS ON THIS PLANE
Unironically the best thread on /tv/ right now
>>219893120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI07pG-er64
He didn't float so good
>>219901352Any chance you guys can do me a solid and meme me out of this living hell >>219901127>Big guy>No one cared who he was until he put on the maskThis and Star Wars Bane (the mask is extremely painful and also he'd die if you took it off) always make me jej
>>219901127Someone get this hothead outta here
We're CIA
>>219890861>DR PAVEL, I AM DROWNING>THERE IS NO SIGN OF BANE>THE PLANE IS COMING DOWN WITH ME>HAND IN UNCRASHABLE HAND
>>219909935Uh, you don't get to bring deuterium
>>219916524>rosebud...*headbutts batman*
>>219916432>I HOPE YOU FLY
>>219905496To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The plane scene. The Themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Areodynamics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also CIAs cocky mentality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Charles Dickens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Plane scene truly ARE Hotheads- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Banes catchphrase “for you” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those Hotheaded simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bravo Nolan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bane tatoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the big guys’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>219917455You landed the plane with all survivors.
What's in the briefcase?!
>my name is CIA mother fucker >open the plane door.....>NOW
>>219918388The prize
>>219917060>I HOPE YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>219895838lol
>>219919958>I’m so big now, Bane, I can barely … see you …
>>219918422Fucking hell.
>>219916524>>219916602Kek
>>219914151This one might be my all-time favorite.
>>219912585https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_theater_shooting
>>219906624Kek. Great shit.
>>219918422lololol
>>219895872If I pull that off will I die?
>>219895838Beautiful.
>>219890909>haskys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9ukF O RY O U
>>219921962Why does youtube need to buffer so much these days, my internet isn't shitting itself. Why is everything getting worse
>>219922335Works on my machine
>>219922335every day tens of thousands of jeets get internet
>>219921081>not doing 15 stage modeNGMI
>>219890861Dr Patel, I am under the water, please help me
so why didn't Dr. Pavel say anything
>>219924972Logitech controller was unplugged
>>219891512Okay, this is epic
>>219924972He did? He said "nothing". Weird choice of words, but it's something
>>219924972He said nothing, actually.
>>219893175Fucking kek>>219893908>>219903010Still cracks me up all these years later.
Well congratulations! You got myself caught.
>>219927237CIA?
>>219893908CRASHING THIS PLANE
I'm a big guy.
>Rain?
>>219928506
>>219918422>TELL ME ABOUT CHUD>WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SANDALS
>>219918422>This is MY flight plan though
This thread.
Lotta loyalty for a hired scuba!
Again, any batman movie made by paramount is something I am personally not attending.
damn this thread is getting all the good stuff|something is brewing
>>219893908Holy fuck on the 3/24 bit.
When do you start laughing?For me, it's the power stance.
>>219931826
>>219900076>Dr. Mobius, I'm GDI.
>>219891512>mearly>mouldedRetarded illiterate broccoli-head.
My avatar for Silent Hill Ascension, I did manage to get him into one scene as an extra.
>>219932912Absolutely neiled it, great post
>>219906518Kek. Nice.
>>219912681Holy shit.
>>219914462Fucking hell.
>>219918388A lot of extremely small guys.
>Durin's... Bane?
>>219922335Holy shit. Saved.
>>219931297Fucking glorious.
>>219931826Me too. That slow push-in gets me hysterical.
>>219933513Fucking hell.
Now Bane I can get into!
>>219922335If you have ads block it will add 5s delay before it plays the video
>>219935802>And God help you if you’re small, because he’s already for you.
>>219936000Kekked and chekked.
>>219936112
>>219892284>>219902612>>219932982Someone get this hothead out of here
>>219936087Could I see a mask wobble?
>>219902006For you, for youPlane crash, my small man!
DUNE?
>>219936854They were trying to grab your spice. They work for the fat man, the Harkonnen man
>>219936854>THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE SPACING GUILD LISTS ME, MY FEDAYKIN, DR. YUEH HERE BUT ONLY ONE IF YOU. >FIRST ONE TO PASS MY GOM JABBAR GETS TO STAY ON MY ORNITHOPTER.
>>219936854>Spice
How has Bane survived long enough to be too old for pedobear? Most memes peter out after a while.
>>219893908As the former janny who let Baneposting run amok I may have gone too far in a few places
>>219895121Someone get this wethead outta here
>>219937073Kek
>>219931890*gladiator theme starts playing*
>>219938344It's a big meme
>>219938344Because of how versatile and all-encompassing it is. People will continue to powerstance and get memed on, and the entire Plane Scene is like a huge, nonsensical madlibs that you can pretty much insert shit into at will. It’s the Ur meme. It even incorporates/assimilates other memes.
>>219938525You were doing God’s work. Next time, don’t do it for free.
>>219891512i do this with my cpap machine
>>219938693People Baneposted so fast it slid all the cunnyposting threads off the board faster than I could delete them
>>219938713Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Enk_Xhc7Q
>>219936854
>>219938956If I’d heard this song driving, I’d have probably wrecked.
>>219938344Peter?
bumping this thread
>>219940393WITH NO SURVIVORS
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
>>219940611Dr. Pavel, I'm PVP
>>219940628he didnt flick so good
>>219939039We expect you in the wreckage brother
>>219940730It's been a long day, without Yumai Frehndand I'll tell you all about it when I see Yoo Aghen
>>219901352>>219894144I wonder if the pilot was a secret baneposter
Farting this threaaad... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>219938344The usual death knell for a meme is normalfags getting their hands on it.Bane was initially safe due to it inherently being about mocking Nolan, who was a sacred cow at the time, and now has a degree of immunity due to half the joke now being meta about how ridiculous the whole thing is. Seeing CIA shooped into yet another image isn’t funny to most people, but to the initiated it’s just another reminder about how absurdly versatile baneposting is.
I can't believe they made a porno out of baneposting
>>219941292I think normalfags are afraid of getting into the meme. Reminds me of a old batman meme on /co/, where gordon is like "why don't you just kill the joker" and then it evolved into "why don't you just rape the joker" and I guess that meme isn't safe enough for people.
>>219903538of courzzzzzz....
>>219900767Blubblububligguy
>>219941531Blub blu
bean?
>>219941561They work for the silent comic, the British man.
>>219941568*snort snort*
>>219912782*I move away from the mic to throw him out of the plane
>>219941561Too bloody right
>>219938525Ban?
They were trying to take your drank. They want the recipe for the purple substance, the cough syrup drink. LEAN?
>>219941561Aye
>>219941696purple drank mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBi2xWtEYII
>>219900076>BANE LIVES
>>219901127TELL ME ABOUT KANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
Brisbane?
>>219941771ICAN'TLEAVE DRANK ALOOOOOOOOOOONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM_QslxuRPc
>>219941829>The world used to be a bigger place>The world's still the same. There's just more big guys in it.
>>219890861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
Captcha?
>>219890861Youre a wet guy
>>219916354kek
>>219918422the welcome rug makes it so much more funnier KEK
>>219941743Please, someone shop a Bane mask on Bean.
>>219941856>You are without a doubt the worst mercenary I’ve ever heard of.>But you have heard of me
autosage
>>219943997Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would post in a thread that has passed 300 replies?
>>219944149at least you're not a bot, what are you?
