I think it was neat.
i was like "fuck yeah i would have done it too" when he got beheaded but then i read how he actually was executed and i was like "im outta here"
Lamentable self indulgent trash
>>219894483>t. englishman
>>219894460He gets his intestines pulled out in the movie, you dumb asshole.
>>219894422>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQ533DztW4
>>219894422fun pro-American war movie disguised as a biopic of William Wallace
>>219894649>pro-Americanhuh
>>219894660>MUH FREEDUMBdefinitely American
Edward Longshanks was based and his charisma shines in the movie.
waitscotland exists?
>>219894756No.
>>219894756no
>>219894756of course not
>>219894422>English king who literally fought in the crusades described as a "cruel pagan">Kilts before kilts were actually a thing>Shows Wallace inventing the idea of pikes>Scottish schiltrons deployed in a thin line instead of several deep wedges>Scottish showed as a mob of dudes with pitchforks and not a kingdom that was able to field its own knights, archers, etc. >No bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge>Weird cucking subplot with the French princess that undermines the revenge for the dead wife storyInstantly discarded.I liked it when I was a tweenager though. And I was crushing on the bride who gets raped by the English lord.
>>219895635>And I was crushing on the bride who gets raped by the English lordPrimae noctis didn't exist in England since you care so much about historical accuracy.
>>219894422excellent film
>>219894422Makes me want to defenestrate queers
>>219895688It didn't exist anywhere but now because it happened in a fictional Hollywood movie, everyone thinks it's true.>>219895635They also turn badass hero of Scotland Robert the Bruce in to a sniveling cowardly bitch.
>>219894680you're a fucking retard kek
>>219895635Were you there? No? Then shut the fuck UP
>>219895910lol
>>219894422Weird anti-english film. Also how many movies is there set in the Middle Ages with a catholic hero who unrepentantly kills a bunch of people and has an adultery subplot? I can think of Kingdom of Heaven
>>219896474>Weird anti-english filmnothing weird about that, actually
>>219894422they should have killed each other and let the island for irish folkirishlanders are cool
>>219894422Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland.
>>219896615you just made an enemy for life
>>219896583thank you irishgpt very cool
The English came across incredibly homosexual in this movie.
>>219896745so it's very accurate to life, then
>every man dies, not every man truly lives>men don't follow titles, they follow courage.>you think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.
It's a great movie, historically inaccurate but still good.
>>219896861keep your tentacle porn to yourself thanks
>>219894422This is Scotland s new history.>>219895635>Scottish showed as a mob of dudes with pitchforks and not a kingdom that was able to field its own knights, archers, etc.During the Wallace uprising it was just a bunch of half naked dudes tho. >>219895635>muh schiltronsRealistic combat looks retarded on tv>>No bridge at the Battle of Stirling BridgeLegit complaint >Weird cucking subplot with the French princessThe English are gay cucks lmao
>>219894422Might be the best movie of the 90s. Certainly in the top 10.
>>219894422I don't know how he was able to both star in and direct such an epic project. Mel is one of the best functioning alcoholics.
>>219894422Every time some doomertard tells me the 90s were heckin woke, I think of this and how it had an all-white cast with no trouble
>>219894576Some of the jokes from this era are fucking golden
>>219894499Does he also get his dick and balls cut off and burned in front of him as was the norm during hanging drawing and quartering?
>>219894499You don't actually see anything thobeit
>...
>>219900203I think originally you were supposed to but it was considered too brutal so they had Mel edit it out.
>>219897833>Realistic combat looks retarded on tv No it doesn't.It's no accident that the best scene of 300 is the bit where they do proper shield wall combat. Unfortunately it only lasts like 15 seconds.
If William Wallace ever yelled "FREEDOM!!!" it was because he wanted the freedom to oppress the scottish peasantry in traditional Scottish ways rather than those new-fangled English ones which treated serfs as being halfway to people (with rights).The French princess was only 12? at the time IRL so the film makes him out to be a PDF too.No bridge at the battle named after one.No kilts before the English invented them as an early form of clan ID.Prima Noctis (along with chastity belts) was an invention by those kinky repressed Victorians.
>>219894422Fucking masterpiece by anti jew Warrior Mel Gibson.
>>219900738>No kilts before the English invented them as an early form of clan ID.kilts were definitively invented by the Scots several centuries after the events in this movie but it was definitively the Victorians, including English, which the garment such a meme with made-up clan tartan colors
>>219896615>the trouble with Scotland is that it is full of the Scots !!!
>>219894422yea i liked it
>>219900357Yeah I heard that too.Wouldn't it be cool if there was some lost footage out there?I remember as a kid watching this and my dad explained the whole disemboweling thing. He must've done a good job, because for years I had the memory of seeing gore effects in the movie.When I rewatched recently, I was rightly confused that we didn't see anything, so I did a bunch of research thinking maybe there were different versions of the film. But nope, it only existed in my mind.
>>219894422I like it too.Excellent score. Great battle scenes. >>219894660>>219894680Nothing wrong with a good bit of pro-freedom messaging.But it is strange because William Wallace doesn't mention one word about freedom until the Battle of Stirling, and then he launches into a passionate speech about freedom. If you just watched this movie cold without any prior knowledge, you'd probably be scratching your head at his sudden change of character.
>>219900263it's over
>mfw skilled in the arts of war and military tactics
>>219894422>Fight to free yourselves from British rule>Turn around and become an EU welfare queen>Role out the white glove treatment for 3rd world niggers while treating your own people like shit Longshanks was right
>>219903793Well tbf there were a few things that happened between then and the EU desu
>>219903622+10 assaulting walls+10 logistical skill (+3 movement points, -10% cost hiring troops)-50 defence when near windows
>>219894422It's unfortunate that more don't accept it as the true historical masterpiece that it is. Scots should be forever thankful to Mr. Gibson and Hollywood. Prior to Braveheart, the only thing most people outside of Scotland could say about their country was that it rained a lot and they talk funny. Now, they're associated with a blue faced mad lad.
>>219905417lelI was trying to think of some joke about him playing Crusader Kings or something but this better
Tangentially related observation that's irrelevant to the post...Seeing an Asian or African with a Scottish accent is like seeing a European speaking Chinese. It's unnatural.
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>>219905873>they talk funny.The English talk funny.Scottish sounds like a real language.
>>219906486no u
