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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJek-kc384w

>Before he was the Father of a Nation, he was a soldier fighting to survive. A single misstep thrusts young George Washington (William Franklyn-Miller) into the center of a global conflict, testing his honor, loyalty, and courage. As alliances crumble and the frontier erupts into war, he must confront not only his enemies but also the man he's becoming.
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what’s HIS story
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>>219896631
It’ll be kino
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>>219896631
Didn’t he cut a cherry tree and lie, or some baby boomer shit like that?
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>>219896645
Lol
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>>219896664
They're gonna have a CGI cherry tree monster to show that cutting it down was actually the right thing to do.
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>>219896631
is this when the British were still the good guys and both were fighting the fr*nch?
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>>219896721
Why were the French the bad guys? Why didn’t they team up and take over South America?
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>>219896631
Fake kino. I'd rather watch John Adams or Ken Burns Civil War again for the umpteenth time
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>>219896753
>Why were the French the bad guys?
a) they're fr*nch
b) they gave firewater to the injuns
c) the tea-tax was only created to recoup the British money spent aiding the colonies against frog agression
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where’s the movie about Lawrence?
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Looks like Clavicular.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL RETURN
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>>219896631
A better Idea for a film would be about William Franklin- governor of Philadelphia and steadfast loyalist but his father was a traitor to the crown and a renegade. Would make an interesting dynamic
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>>219896721
the "fr*nch" won you your war of independence, maybe you should be more thankful
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>>219896868
Thomas Paine and Jefferson would make kino solo movies. Just create a a founding fathers cinematic universe.
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>>219896785
So money? How sad
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>>219896631
>its a prequel
Bennedict Arnold is already spoiled theyll probably recon him into some complex villian type and pack it with woke shit like some free slave getting shot at the boston massacre. He even fights the french fucking up the whole lore. DROPPED
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>>219896865
if he did he would get rid of the orange fool immediately
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>>219896906
Do you know what the Scottish Speculative Society was doing with Thomas Paine's skeleton ~10 or so years ago?

>Two technicians in lab coats and cotton gloves were now laying out this article on a sort of truckle bed. The technicians then stood aside to reveal a small but almost complete skeleton. Although skeletons are usually, in my experience, a faded mushroom colour, this one seemed to have been polished like ivory.

>“Good evening Thomas,” [Alex] Salmond laughed, gloating over the bones. “Deem yourselves privileged, my brothers, to clap eyes on what remains of Thomas Paine. And now, let us pay our regards to this prophet of democracy!” Salmond gulped extravagantly from his flagon of EU house champagne and smacked his lips with a flourish.

>The law students were all on their feet, fumbling with their flies and downing their last of the EU’s juice. There was a pause, an instant of intense concentration, and then countless trembling arcs of piss converged over the skull of Tom Paine. There were cheers of “democracy!” and “the EU!” Salmond stood back, his legs fabulously astride, as he contributed his own effort to the drenching.

>I was raging at this. “You will never defeat democracy!” I gasped over the hullabaloo. “The demos will always overcome… oh my word!” With my hand over my nose, I was suddenly fleeing from the abominable stench of urine and the foul shining pool which was gliding across the floor.
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>>219896631
They will make him gay
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>>219896631
For England George?
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>>219896631
>chops down a cherry tree

so the movie is all lies basically
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>the obligatory dei-mandated epilogue scene with george in his slave dungeon with a buck strapped to the table
>"MASSA PLEASE!!! NO MASSA!"
>george turns to the camera, smiles, revealing just gums
>"I think that after breaking you in, I shall endeavor to have your teeth."
>fade to black
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No one looks believable. That guy looks like he came out from a catwalk and someone farted some shit on his face!
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>>219896645
Bong actor. A fucking disgrace an American didn't get this part WTF. "Global"? This was between a colony and the crown shit.
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>>219896631
As a Christian boomer I just have to say God bless America and long live Israel!

https://youtube.com/shorts/M-aynQTmVO8?si=Pp_B60BeACeYbAgs
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>>219896631
>Franklyn-Miller
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>>219898954
anon, I hate to break it to you, but the "American Revolution" was really just a civil war, it was bongs vs bongs over spilt tea
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>>219898954
You should me more grateful for your ANGLO heritage
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>>219897185
Are we talking about the D*tch?
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>>219896631
but...we don't have a defintiive prime Washington movie. Why? This is like the io 007 game, you get your one chance to make your defintiive bond game and you make him a young nobody in modern day setting that's indistinguishable from some Ethan Hawk shit.

I don't understand these decisions. I think I 'm starting to lose touch, it takes too much out of me. I-I'm old.
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>>219898655
that's like the only thing 75% of people know about George Washington, if it wasn't in it they would all be asking "where's the cherry tree scene"
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>>219898954
Shoulda gone to Glenn Beck, the real George Washington
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>>219898968
based rebecca enjoyer
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>>219898954
Hey retard, this is about Washington's rooe in the French and Indian war. A war between the French and the British over who would control the atlantic coast of the Americas.
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>>219898778
kek'd
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>>219899292
Who gives a fuck about a cherry tree and why did he chop it down? Such an odd little fable. Other countries have famous figures who smote 5,000 turks underfoot of their steeds or something. Americans have a guy who cut down a cherry tree and then told the truth when asked. Wow. Who gives a shit.
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>>219899399
>Other countries have famous figures who smote 5,000 turks underfoot of their steeds or something
That was one guy in Southeastern Europe
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>>219896785
>c) the tea-tax was only created to recoup the British money spent aiding the colonies against frog agression
Sorta kinda, but it was mostly to counteract the blatant piracy and tax evasion by US importers. Most colonists were ready to accept it until it got imposed on them at a high rate without any of their delegates present when it happened
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>>219896631
Washington
Washington
Six Foot Eight
Weighs a fuckin ton
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American revolution makes no sense. All other revolutions are sparked when people are super desperate and the state is collapsing, people will withstand an insane level of punishment before they do anything. American revolution doesn't seem to have nearly enough pre-revolutionary conditions to work. There's always an organized minority opposition who are needed for the massive unrest to actually lead somewhere, but what's different here is that there doesn't seem to be much of a wave to ride, people weren't exactly starving in Boston, and the massacre was like 5 people. If anything should make you believe in illuminati/freemason shit it would be this one, just seems orchestrated from behind the scenes.
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>>219896631
its crazy the actor is older than washington was at the time.
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>>219900168
Has this funny faggot made anything since China IL? His old stuff is genius.
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>>219899399
George killed 10,000 Prussians (non white)
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>>219900174
>American revolution makes no sense
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I hope the Indians are portrayed accurately.
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>>219900305
w-what are you trying to say saar
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>>219900211
Good question...I don't think so. They just put out a collection of his old comics .
Maybe he's super rich from his old YouTube shorts? doesn't seem like he has to work
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>>219900330
I'm tired of the brain dead Marxist garbage spouted by non-whites on this website. its not even worth arguing with idiots who barely even understand what they are typing.
Just take some time off from the internet
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>>219896631
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>>219900174
The American Revolution is by nature a top-down "revolution" of the landed class against a colonial government that didn't respect the power they believed they were owed as gentry. It never would have taken off if the British weren't so hilariously inept and heavyhanded in their response to the point that the common man came to see them as a danger to their lives and livelihoods. But brits were and are dumber than rocks, so what else is new?
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>>219900411
>British weren't so hilariously inept and heavyhanded
The English bank, the rothchilds demanded that the Colonials were put in line or to be put down. Their cruelty against the colonials backfired.
Look what they did to the boers for example.
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>>219900368
I'm beyond checked out, I am beyond tired.
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>>219896631
is that kiera knightley
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>>219900530
High on Empire juice, they really thought they were invincible even if it meant projecting power across a hell ocean with no stops.
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>>219897185
Fix your disease.
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The hollywood jew have established tradition of tarnishing the portrayal of white peoples history in films.
So i am skeptic for now.
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>>219900642
The terrible decision making of said retard is directly effecting the everyday life of everyone, I say this having voted for him in '16.
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Uncanny
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>>219897185
>orange fool
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>>219900325
>I hope the Indians are portrayed accurately.
Not possible, as doing so would completely upend and delegitimize the approved narrative. Critical theory isn't a two way street.
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>>219896645
fippy bippy
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I looked into it and I guess he never killed anyone. I always just assumed he was like a warlord or something but nah he was just a good strategist.
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>>219900706
>is directly effecting the everyday life of everyone
you're only mad at what the media tells you to be mad about
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>>219896631
This sounds pretty cool.
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Why isnt he black? Are they stupid?
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>>219900365
>I'm tired of the brain dead Marxist garbage spouted by non-whites on this website
It's all the rage, figuratively and literally, amongst the ESL in third and Brics-world countries, and increasingly amongst second gen immigrants in Europe. When you consider their population numbers and the fact that envy is the biggest driver of Marxist uptake, the spillover is an unfortunate inevitability.
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>>219900174
America's upper crust didn't want to be under Britain's thumb anymore and most of the rest of the populace just went along with it, general life probably didn't change much for the average American so they didn't care too much about what happened.
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>>219901008
Isn't it disrespectful to the native americans to portray them not as they were?
The good old hollywood noble savage stereotype is insulting the audiences intelligence, if they have any.
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>>219900411
The Brits treated the Yanks with kid gloves because they thought of the rebels as wayward Englishmen needing only a slap on the wrist. The Brits mostly follows the gentlemanly rules of war with the Yanks. Things would have been different if the "Founding Fathers" were Irishmen or Africans.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
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>>219901970
So Starmer is being "gentlemanly" + using "kid gloves" with Bong SUBJECTS now? Bank of England-Carney is being soft on Canadian SUBJECTS now? CUQS
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>>219896753
>>219896785
you forgot
>d. Catholics
>e. Who served an absolutist king
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>>219897185
yes, he would be quite displeased at the slow pace of the deportations. he would at the very least give him a good dressing down.
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opening line is pure myth

An American in the 1730s-70s would most definitely consider themselves British and were considered British by people in Britain, maybe unless they were German/Dutch or black

Americans could become British officers too, Sir William Pepperell was a Lieutenant-General in the French and Indian war for example

They would probably hate the fact America is now just spics blacks jews and all sorts of mutts who have nothing in common with the founders
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>not patrolling the land on a horse made of crystal, with his mason ring and a schnauzer in his hands
are they even trying?
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>>219896785
>Be france, a known nation of homosexual retards.
>so butthurt over 7 years war you decide to help fund American revolution even though you're broke
>get your heads cut off 30 years later by autistic lawyer and friends
At least you're not speaking English, right?
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>>219901937
Hollywood has never portrayed them as human beings, just as stereotypes - either the savage horde or the noble savage.
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>>219898968
Holy shit what a blast from the past
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>>219901937
>Isn't it disrespectful to the native americans to portray them not as they were?
That's the catch. Only they get to decide what is or is not accurate or "respectful." Any inconvenient first hand accounts and historical records that don't fit their accepted narratives, can easily be dismissed as the white man's propaganda, regardless of reliability or neutrality. Such is the benefit of the "lived experience" or as the Canadian Injuns say, "ways of knowing."
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>>219896631
Run, it's George!
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>there must be a path
>there is not
>for you
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>>219896721

The British were always the good guys. It's the Americans who were the assholes.

> Colonists provoke a stupid war.
> British have to send over troops to bail out the colonists, negotiate a peace treaty.
> Colonists break the peace treaty almost immediately and provoke a new war.
> British send over troops again, etc. etc.

This goes on a few times, and then finally the British decide that maybe the colonists wouldn't keep acting like idiots if they had to pay taxes to cover the times they had to be bailed out. The colonists then completely chimped out about this, leading to the whole "no taxation without representation" thing and the revolutionary war.
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>>219900893
God, she was so fucking hot.
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>>219903392
The Brits were also a bit better to the Natives whereas the Americans wanted to continue expanding and viewed Natives as obstacles to their goals
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George Washington was a redhead.
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>>219896631
>angel
Lovely amerislop
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>>219903613
>The Brits were also a bit better to the Natives
The enemy of my enemy...
Any "betterness" was tactical.
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>>219902286
There's no "probably" about it. They resented even having so many Germans in the USA at the time, and didn't consider blacks fully human. They would absolutely shit their pants if they saw the current demographics.
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>>219905416
>Germans
this is true btw. Ben Franklin picrel
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>>219900368
it do be like that.
from tearing down statues to hagiographies, like a switch was flipped
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>>219896721
Yes. It's where the French and British exploited the native browns to do their bidding in order to gain favor and new tribal lands. Kind of like what modern "British" are doing with the browns in London today.
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>>219896876
>maybe you should be more thankful
We paid that back during WWI and WWII.
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>HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
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>>219896631
>YOUNG WASHINGTON
I'm shocked he's not fucking black desu.
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>>219907263
>You called?
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>>219906929
Why did Americans stop thinking way?
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Yea this is already slop.
French would have been the good guys, they supported Washington and the founding fathers against the British.
The whole reason why the British couldn't commit to retaking America was because the French navy kept the British in check on the continent.
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>>219896631
So the 250th anniversary movies and documentary specials are starting to come out now huh
This will either be kino or shit, no inbetween
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>>219896631
Will it show him starting the French and Indian War?
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>>219896631
Will they show that one time he held his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party?
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My name’s Benjamin Franklin, I’m here to talk to you about the America Initiative
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>>219907263
Young Washington Carver
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>>219902286
>>219905416
>>219906929
>New England has in many Respects the Advantage of every other Colony in America, and indeed of every other Part of the World, that I know any Thing of.

>1. The People are purer English Blood, less mixed with Scotch, Irish, Dutch, French, Danish, Swedish than any other; and descended from Englishmen too who left Europe, in purer Times than the present and less tainted with Corruption than those they left behind them.
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>>219896631
thought it was keira knightly from the thumbnail, am now disappointed and my day is ruined
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>>219909880
>less mixed with Scotch, Irish, Dutch, French, Danish, Swedish
America's rebeling oligarchs had such a retarded view of race, they honestly believed that the English were ethnically distinct from Danes and the Scottish and Irish. In reality, ethnic English are a mixture of Celts, Germanics, and French.
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THE HOLY FOUNDING FATHER, G-D BLESS
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>>219896631
>multiples scenes where he's pandering to current year deities
>"one day women will be fully recognised as having been the sole figure in raising humanity from the mud, I as a man am stupid and weak like all men, I hope I will be forgotten because I did nothing
>has a captain planet set of pals
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>>219901846
If it was more of an internal coup among the upper crust then it makes more sense in not needing the people to suffer to get them to go along with it, since the people didn't need to give up much. Kind of like a military coup replacing one general with another.
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>>219907165
Don't forget Vietnam. It was their fight, but the second we showed up they promptly fucked up.
The entire theory of armed conflict in Europe since WWII has been to just make the USA fight like mercenaries in the colonial shitholes they're all responsible for fucking up in the first place.
And then they complain about it.
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>>219896631
didnt this fucking retard start the seven years war by lying about a stupid mistake he made?
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>>219911375
>In reality, ethnic English are a mixture of Celts, Germanics, and French.
are you implying that Celts, Germanics, and French are less of a mixture?
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>>219914514
>fight like mercenaries in the colonial shitholes they're all responsible for fucking up in the first place.
True. True.
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>>219896631
Holy Kino

How long until pseudo intellectuals starting complaining its woke because his buttons are the wrong shade of silver
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>>219896631
> turn George Washington into a Twilight vampire twink
Now truly I have seen it all.
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>>219917718
This will set up for the inevitable sequel where General Washington is played by Peter Claffey
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>>219917804
When are we getting the founding fathers cinematic universe? After video games?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zs51S-8fefs

kek
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>>219917827
Jefferson might be neat but we'll never see an Adamskino that will top pic rel
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>>219896631
>christslop
feed em' all to the lions
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>>219900368
>coming months
that image is over five years old. like people still posting Red Deer Event and QAnon shit.
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They will never make a movie about Andrew Jackson. He warned that a Central Bank (The Federal Reserve) would overthrow the United States.
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>>219896631
Do they show how he started the Seven Years War for no good reason and then surrendered Fort Necessity without a fight?
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>>219900368
This meme worked so well the glowies still throw a fit about it.
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>>219914514
they never like to admit the reason the middle east is such a powderkeg is because the Brits and French arbitrarily split up tribes that had lived together for centuries and then forced them to live together with rival tribes they had despised for just as long. they also like to not admit the Russians are who gave the terrorists all their tanks and guns and tried to weaponise them as a guerrilla merc group to destabilise the global oil supply
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>>219896631
washingtonnnnn washingtonnnn
8 foot 20 weighs a fucking tonnne
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How do they even intent to make Washington's seven years war record look good?
His only "victory" was a surprise peacetime ambush against a force half the size of his...
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>>219898954
Just wait till you find out where his ancestors ( and mine ) came from. One day, we'll right the wrongs in America. Irish first.
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>>219896631
George Washington was a freemason.
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George Washington was awesome and helped create the greatest Nation on God's green Earth. Hopefully this will be kino and do his story justice.
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>>219896865
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>>219900174
I take the accepted historical record with a grain of salt. big salt. one would have to be a normie npc fool not to.
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>>219900632
That would be pretty fucking sweet in all honesty.
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Have you guys tried tried George Washington's famous eggnog recipe? Eggnogs, and nogs generally, were considered pretty uncivilized in those days. The color was wrong, and the smell was often offputting. But George Washington, well, he got his nogs under control. He really whipped them into shape (with a whisk). You could say he was truly a master of nogs. When it came to nogs, George Washington owned them.
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>>219900174
It was an independence war, not a popular uprising.
The vast majority of independence wars in history are not driven by popular desperation, but by very dedicated groups of upper class dudes wanting more power
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>>219918334
I could see a movie being made about Andrew Jackson largely to showcase his mistreatment of the natives but it'd also include all the duels and the stuff with the cheese.
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>>219896631
I hope it has a Hornblower feel, that show was kino
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Yung Washy in the mix!?
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>>219896645
He was a friend to many, enemy to some, and neighbor to Garbo Greebensen
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>>219896664
Learning how Washington actually operates tells you that the tree story is bullshit and undercuts his prowess as a spymaster that held the revolution together through guile and force of will.
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>KELSEY GRAMMER
KELSEY GRAMMER
>KELSEY GRAMMER
KELSEY GRAMMER
>KELSEY GRAMMER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>219896664
the cherry tree story was completely made up by some random reverend that Washington did not know at all
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>>219900174

Your reading of history is tainted by the Marxian ideal of the lower rungs of society rising up against the elites. The American revolution wasn't that. It was the elites of a far distant colony rebelling against the crown after having large amounts of leeway to do what the fuck they wanted for generations. Fighting the French incurred massive debts for the British, so they wanted to tax the colonial americans to help pay for it.
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>>219920607
>Fighting the French incurred massive debts for the British, so they wanted to tax the colonial americans to help pay for it.

You left out the part when the war with the French was started by Washington himself, the same man who then revolted against Britain a two decades later to avoid paying the taxes related to his own fuck up
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>>219920607
Should have just printed more pounds sterling
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>>219920607
>>219920689
The colonials fancied themselves as full citizens of the Empire but were not afforded the same privileges and rights as those actively living in the British isles. They were literally treated as second class citizens, hence the rebellion.
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Sad that this movie looks so amateurish.
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>>219896631
They better mention how much he loved
slavery.
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Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6OOuPI5c0
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>>219922106
We deserve a Jefferson bleaching kino
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>>219896631
>At last... I have finally become... Young Washington (Buy tickets now)

Jesus
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>>219922900
In ingurland they just call him Boy George
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>>219918369
>they also like to not admit the Russians are who gave the terrorists all their tanks and guns and tried to weaponise them
That's exactly what the CIA did to the terrorists in Afghanistan fighting the USSR, those terrorists would go on to form Al Qaeda and attack the West. The USA and UK also funded and armed the House of Saud, which later funded Islamic terrorists and Islamists in many countries.
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>>219918460
I always find it mindblowing how shit Britain was in that war
They kept getting humiliated in almost every battle. Took them basically a whole decade to obtain a hard-won victory against a French force they outnumbered 4 to 1 in America while France was busy fighting Prussia in Europe
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>>219896631Do I need to watch Young Sheldon before watching this?
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>>219898954
>global
they're talking about the seven years' war which washington fought in, you retard
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>>219896631
>scene of him chopping down cherry tree in trailer

my fucking sides
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>>219898954
not our fault we're better at playing americans than you
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>>219898954
Washington would had sounded closer to a bong than he would any American today, even accounting for accent drift.
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>>219900368
2 more weeks
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>>219896631
>July 3 release date
Kino
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>>219923180
The French and British armies in the 18th century were miles apart; the French army was light years ahead in organisation and coordination, the British army by comparison was just a collection of regiments, it didn't even have a standardised drill, it only began to form into a more professional force after a lot of exposure of running into French infantry over the course of the Napoleonic wars.
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>>219897185
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>It ain't accurate
>but it will blow your fucking mind
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>>219918460
they shouldn't make Washington look like that good a general because he wasn't. he was like the 4th-best general in the Revolutionary war years later, and I'm excluding the one who changed sides.
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>>219918369
>they also like to not admit the Russians are who gave the terrorists all their tanks and guns and tried to weaponise them as a guerrilla merc group

that's just because there's no point acknowledging it when Russians try to mess everything up. they literally feed off of the attention.
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The only Washington biopic I need.
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>>219918369
Fucking retard
You took the revisioinist meme excuse leftoids use to excuse Africa for being a shithole and you wrongly applied it to the middle east
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>>219896664
What kind of psycho would cut down a cherry tree? Did it look at him wrong?
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>>219922155
I don't miss millennial humour
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>>219924089
The modern bong accent emerged in the 1800s so that's wrong. Americans sound like 1700s bongs since their sound has been more conservative since then.
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>>219907165
you were barely in the first one and the second is a consequence of your refusal to partition germany
and in the end germany was still partitioned
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>>219926325
Yes because the first world war was going along swimmingly, trenches are actually based
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>>219926325
>it's america's fault europe autistically tries to destroy itself every 30 years
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>>219926514
>anon doesn't know that the american president vetoed the plan to partition germany after ww1
It is yeah, partly
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>>219920743
Then why didn't canada, australia, etc rebel?
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>>219926545
We all know how much Hitler respected lines on maps. This is why Austria never joined Germany and Czechoslovakia was never occupied.
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>>219926608
Canada was full of cucks and I mean that in a non-meme way. The citizens of the 13 colonies who didn't want to rebel would often flee to Canada.

Australia didn't want to break any rules, probably their penal colony roots.
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>>219926618
It's a lot easier to anschluss tin sudetenland and austria as germany (70M inhabitants in 1937) than to reunite the whole country starting as minor Bavaria or Schleswig-Holstein
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>>219896645
Lmao
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>>219926325
Seethe and cope more.
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>>219926545
Germany wouldn't need to be partitioned if the Euro's weren't such incompetent bitches.
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>>219926727
>wahhh you should have made it easier for us not to chimp out
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>>219900411
>The American Revolution is by nature a top-down "revolution
thats every revolution bro
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>>219905416
Neither Germans nor Blacks are fully human in any meaningful sense
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>>219909628
Yes that appears to be the actual movie, did you watch the fucking trailer?
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>>219928114
Nope
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>>219918516
George went to 3 meetings in his entire life.
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>>219920689
Based George playing the long game.
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>>219896631
I mean, could be kino, I'll peep it
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Wow already banned in England
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>>219928133
based 2 the max
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>>219928295
I hope we get a flashback to his 1751 Barbados trip where he's plowing brown snatch
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>>219896664
He murdered brits in their sleep on christmas
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>>219929140
>at war
>everyone just falls asleep at once
its their fault for being stupid.
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>>219896631
>Quick! We need more patriot kino to get goyem to die for Israel
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>>219930933
He literally supported Zionism (like most Anglos at the time.)
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>>219896768
Based
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>>219931239
As all men of learning do
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>>219900168
*spooky slow piano*
washington... washington...
*EAR SHATTERING TRAILER BRAP*
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>>219928268
>nasties
why are bongers like this?
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>>219931239
>>219931471
Based
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>>219930933
lol more Israelis are dying for America
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>>219899288
90% of Washington's life was spent ordering around negro slaves on his massive plantations. Good luck with making a biopic of him in current year. Same goes for Jefferson and Jackson. It couldn't be done
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>>219896753
There was no "bad guys". It was a struggle between two empires for control of the new world.
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>>219907165
Kek, just remembered burgers lost to FUCKING LEAVES in the war of 1812
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>>219896631
American propaganda.
>we wuz the good guys n shiet
lol lmao
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>>219896631
I will watch this.
Should've been a series.
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why did they dress like such fags?
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>>219896631
>george washingstein
eat a dick, rabbi
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Please include mandatory Franco Native relation scene
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>>219905230
>The enemy of my enemy
They were still the same entity at that point
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>>219903392
France lose all of her North American holdings, there wasn't any incentive left to justify paying for soldiers, aside from native raids
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>>219918369
>they never like to admit the reason the middle east is such a powderkeg is because the Brits and French arbitrarily split up tribes that had lived together for centuries and then forced them to live together with rival tribes they had despised for just as long.
Retard, diversity was their strength
A bigger reason was Ottomans rejecting the title of Caliph and stepping down as overlord of the Middle East, so everyone started fighting for the title of Caliph
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>>219932821
Leaves weren't a country back then, plus it was a British armada based in Bermuda that burnt down the White House. General Ross was an Irish guy that fought in the Peninsular War and had never been in North America prior to his attack.
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>>219932238
>Washington's life was spent ordering around negro slaves
That's not how that worked. Plantation owners had overseers ordering around the negro slaves, as it was the overseers that had the knowledge and responsibility for planting and harvesting the crops etc. That's where the term "cracker" comes from, which is the white guys that cracked the whip on the field negroes.

Washington, and his kind, would brief and get briefed by their overseers, and they had little interaction with the field nigs.
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>>219898954
washington wasn't black or latino hombre
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>>219896631
Where the FUCK are the Vampires?
Missed a big franchise possibility here.
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>>219924089
you dummy lol
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>>219898778
buck status: BROKEN
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>>219896631
looks like Elizabeth Swann



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