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>BRING OUT THE BONE TOMAHAWK!
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>>219899024
gyaaat!
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he ain't gonna be in bone tomahawk 2!!
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>Bone? To my hawk!
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>>219899024
Hawk toma bone on that thang!
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Tarantino sucks ass.
All of his shit is race baiting and nigger loving.
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>>219899227
yeah this tarantino movie is awful
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>>219899227
Retarde.
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>>219899158
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>>219899024
I watched this with my Mom.
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more like boner tomahawk
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>>219901443
Me too, she loves westerns but hates violence. Had a blast showing her this.
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>>219899024
I got a boner when we got to see their women
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>>219899227
Not only is this not Tarantino, a case could be made (if you're enough of a communist) that the film is racist against Native Americans (even though these are more like neanderthals)
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>>219901470
Yea she really liked it, she just covered her eyes for the violent stuff. In my defense I didn’t know it was that brutal, and it starts off as a pretty damn-good old style western
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>Bone Tomahawk
>Brawl In Cell Block 99
>Dragged Across Concrete

These are legit the most cut-throat film titles ever, three in a row.

I was gonna say Zahler should make music as well as books and movies but holy shit, he actually does, he made metal.
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Why didn't the savages mercilessly rape her
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>>219901530
All not even close to Rossa Venezia
Bethman was on a different level
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>>219901477
Yeah it really pissed off an entire generation of feminists.
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>>219901530
Brawl was a crappy movie, and amazog censored the medical specialist meeting his end out of all the deaths otherwise gone uncensored, the one part that I'd like to see drawn out a bit. Wonder why.
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>>219901586
They first have to turn her into a nugget, its their culture
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>>219901586
According to Hanzo, they prefer to copulate with their own.
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>>219901917
kek
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>Matthew Fox comes out of nowhere to give the performance of his life
>fades back into obscurity
Did someone bet him he couldn't act well just once or what?
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>>219901483
Sorry, predditor, your historical revisionism spiel has no power here. They were, and by extension still are, demonic subhumans who lived in tents, huts and caves while europe, japan and china were dominating the world.
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>>219902559
He said “if you’re enough of a communist”. Personally, I took “communist” to be synonymous with “retard”, because it is
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>>219901483
This film isn't racist. I am.
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>>219901483
No, no, NO! They covered their bases by having a scene with a culturally assimilated Indian man with a pocket chain and bowler hat tell the protagonist that the troglodytes were specifically not from any Native American tribe and were an isolated remnant of some unknown archaic Amerindian people. That's right, audience member, no honest redskin would EVER mutilate or cannibalize captives, worship demons, or wear mud on their naked bodies.
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>>219902780
>no honest redskin would EVER mutilate or cannibalize captives, worship demons, or wear mud on their naked bodies.
Wait a minute, I have a question.
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>>219899024
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow.
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Most Injuns were deceitful savages. It's not really their fault as they didn't know any different. It's just dey culcha.
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>>219901483
Go read the journals of Hugh glass on which the revenant was based which that they also revisionized if you want to know how peaceful your precious natives were.
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It's finally happening, boyos.
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/3/25/s-craig-zahlers-the-bookie-and-the-bruiser-finally-start-production-in-april
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>>219902407
he was my fav character too
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>>219901483
These were troglodytes, ya moran.
Even the natives didn’t like ‘em.
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>>219905319
They threw in a scene where an educated Indian says "they're some unrelated group!" to cover their ass while making a horror movie eerily reminiscent to shit the Indians did. If someone wanted to make a big deal about the movie they definitely could have.
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>>219902780
What do you want then? Can we not show cannibal serial killers in the Appalachian mountains because that would be racist to white people? No, because everyone understands it's subhuman hillbillies causing the trouble. Just like these are not normal civilized indians.
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>>219905609
I wish you’d come to the Appalachians so i could eat your fat ass.
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If one of the settlers got their hands on a bone tomahawk what sort of damage could they do?
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>>219905916
They'd shoot their eye out, kid. Bone tomahawks are extremely dangerous and only weilded by skilled warriors.
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Why is this so much better than his later movies? Like its still over the top but it feels a lot more mature and grounded. You'd think his movies would get better with time.
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>>219905916
The bone tomahawk is like the Bigfoot footage. No one has been able to replicate it. A man attempted to make a bone tomahawk after Thanksgiving dinner and accidentally killed his family.
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>>219905704
Why do zoomzooms love eating ass so much?
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>>219899024
I honestly thought this movie was pretty meh. It's sloppy, amateurish and it's saving grace is the cast.
It's cannibal holocaust, just a western.
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>>219905609
>Can we not show cannibal serial killers in the Appalachian mountains because that would be racist to white people?
You can, as many have. In fact, if you can somehow weave in an allegorical or actual depiction of raycissm against blackies, you might just win an Oscar for it.
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>>219906014
Yeah, Tarantino struck gold with this one then only dirt afterwards
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>>219906057
Bones are sharp as fuck though. My brother found a cow bone one time and
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>>219906140
>Why do zoomzooms love eating ass so much?
It's a Black™ thang cuz, yt don' understand.
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>>219906334
...and?
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>>219905525
I liked that they clearly wrote in a civilized Indian character and didn’t bother to dress it up at all.
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>>219899024
The troglodytes destroying everyone only to get destroyed by a single guy with a fucked up leg felt like a cop out ending.
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>>219899158
Lmao
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>>219907199
And he bone tomahawked his cock off.
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>>219899024
You just know they would have wrecked his guts before tomahawking him
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>>219905609
>Can we not show cannibal serial killers in the Appalachian mountains because that would be racist to white people?
You can, but at least one character has to turn to the camera and say
>""not just made up cave dwellers did this kind of shit but all native american tribes and they deserved to get genocided "
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>>219904902
Even if this is just Vaughn beating the shit of people for 3 hours like Brawl in Cell Block 99 I will still watch it.
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>>219899024
ATTACH THE BONE OF TRIUMPH!
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>>219899024
>when you hit the peace pipe too hard
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>>219907580
What the fudge, man...
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GET HIS BREECHES OFF
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>>219904902
>its not just th eemails i get asking about the status of his next film -- im seeing it online as well
could they really not write an article that short without a.i
the fuck does he mean, is his email offline or something. is his EMAIL...OFFLINE
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>>219899024
I watched this movie once
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>>219899024
BRING OUT THE SECOND SCOOP
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>>219899024
They didn't say that.
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>>219906373
Black men don’t even eat pussy you fucking Indian
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>>219906014
If you get the one outlier like this it just means he got lucky this one time and made a much better film by accident, or it was due to someone on the production team that wasn't him.
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>>219906014
movies are made by a lot more than one person
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>>219915070
>Now, take him to be gaped!!!
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>>219899024
is this the money shot of the flick? wonder if it'd be half as known without "That" scene
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>>219899024
Do you guys think he's still alive, even in a split second after the bisection? Or was the initial tear enough to shock him to death? Actually what happened to his head?
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>>219912373
Are you stoned?
He's saying he's not just getting direct requests, but seeing talk about it indirectly on online forums.
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>>219899227
of course, hes american
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>>219915305
The head would be like a wishbone and go to one side or the other. The brain supposedly survives for at least a minute or two without oxygen, and anyone who spent enough time on /gif/ should believe it.
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Fapped to the pregnant nuggets.
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>>219899024
In the time that this thread has been up I watched the entire movie. Lilli Simmons sadly brings down the kino factor a lot - she's a terrible actress and completely out of place. She is hot as fuck though and I want to bury my face in her fat arse.
Matthew Fox is really good.
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>>219901443
I miss my mom
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>>219915423
I need nugget gf to make pregnant so bad
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>>219899024
>this is racist towards black people
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>>219912971
I made it two sentences in and closed the image.
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>>219899227
Based and true. Irrelevant to the thread at hand but still true nonetheless.
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>>219899024
>Boy these native Americans sure were savages
>Why would those meanie white people come along and kill them
>All they did was rape and pillage and torture and massacre and sacrifice for fun.
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>>219917285
If this is your level of comprehension after watching, you should stick to teletubbies.
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>>219917368
I haven't watched this film, I generally avoid slop. I value my time much more than you do. I just find it fascinating how Hollywood continually depicts native populations as the savages they were but also, somehow, views them as the victim to whitey.
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>>219907287
???
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>>219901586
she's like a cow to them, just meat
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>>219899024
I would have been perfectly fine if the movie was 4 hours of Kurt and the boys going on adventures together.
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>>219901917
>when ur society discovers /d/ before metallurgy
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>>219901530
>Look it up
>He likes Funeral Doom
What the fuck Zahler is literally me
Also all cannibal cinema is cool by default
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>>219899227
actual based retard
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>>219904902
Nice. Though I'm slightly more excited for The Big Stone Grid.
>>219906014
Brawl is his best movie.
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>>219902407
>Did someone bet him he couldn't act well just once or what?
I'd believe it he got a lot of shit for Lost back in the day.



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