Making my own /tv/ thread on the prestigious TV board of 4chan. No trolls allowed! What movie shall we discuss? I have a huge list to post at a moments notice!
>>219899233What movie do YOU wanna talk about?
>>219899233What’s you’re favorite horror movie?
>>219899233First you must post you are waifu. Then we'll see what we see.
>>219899233>I have a huge list to post at a moment[']s notice!
is it weird that i think we should have two belly buttons
>>219899596You should see my list. It's for so much stuff on it. The most recent things I have seen was This is not a Test
>>219899625The exorcist but it's hard to pick just one so an a horror aficionado. Evil Dead 2 is up there.
>>219899873Do not make me post it. I'm not a poseur like most of tv.
>>219900487PLEASE, NAMELESS, DO NOT POST THE LIST; DO NOT OBLITERATE US WITH MOVIE TITLES, PLEASE!
last year's hack has killed this website, even the fastest boards are now painfully slow. I'm gonna miss /tv/
>>219900569Tripfags giving feminine energy, imagine that.
i gotchu op
>>219900678Hot damn. Bolero? I've seen it twice. Once when I was young in the 80s
>>219900569Kekerino
Sneed
>>219899233lets talk about the hardest to watch movie ever
>>219900678I wanna rub my dick on their tummies
>>219901225Why should or shouldn't I watch this?
The ExorcistHeavy MetalPretty BabyThe Amityville HorrorSuperman IIICrocodile DundeeGhouliesAkiraAttack of the Killer TomatoesThree AmigosFreddy Got FingeredGrandma's BoyTeam America World PoliceLiar, LiarDonnie DarkoTrue RomanceTommy BoyBlazing SaddlesYoung FrankensteinThe GooniesET the Extra-TerrestrialWargames
>>219901225>That scene where Army Dog is finally back home and hallucinates the severed leg of his fallen comrade in place of his chew toy
suddenly very thirsty
Disney's The Black HoleThe MatrixBig Trouble in Little ChinaThe Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension12 MonkeysTank GirlThe ThingWatership DownStar WarsMoonrakerThe HobbitKrullThe Fifth Element101 Dalmatians The Rescuers Down UnderTreasure Planet (fuck you, I liked it)Rock n RuleCabin in the WoodsJames and the Giant peachThe Midnight Meat TrainThe Shaggy DAMichaelThe Crow
Kangaroo JackSpaceballsUltravioletSucker PunchX-Men: Days of Future PastTime after TimeThe Bermuda DepthsHumanoids from the DeepThe ShiningThe DeerHunterCasino GoodfellasThe DepartedThe TownThe Legend of 1900CrossroadsRisky BusinessDan the Daredevil Davediver (Diver Dave) who don't know the meaning of a bar-n-soapThe Creature of the Black LagoonClose Encounters of the Third KindThe Fourth KindThe WizKing KongAlita: Battle AngelBladerunnerBladerunner 2049DuneDuncLadyhawkeExcaliburWaterbabiesRebeccaSpace JamSnydercut Justice League (4+ hours of bliss, turn it down low and you could sleep to it the sound design is so good no cap)Godfather 2, the best sequel to every be made, the first sequel to be awarded an Oscar award (best picture), which wouldn't be replicated until Return of the King twenty-five (25) years later in 2004.
>>219899233i want to kiss it :)
>>219901225I maintain that army dog did NOT have to drop white phosphorrus on that kindergarten. Yes it took out the enemy commander but he was just visiting his daughter for god's sake!
Osmosis JonesPurple RainJacob's ladderBlack RainOh, God!DragonslayerReign of fireBlue is the warmest colorGlengary Glen RossWolf of Wall StreetDallas Texas Buyer's ClubReturn of the JediMen in BlackIndependence DayGodzillaThe Color PurpleWizard of OzGone with the WindAirbudLost in SpaceHalloweenNightmare on Elm StreetGremlinsDie HardBeverly hills CopRich Man, Poor ManCool Hand LukeAlcatrazShawshank RedemptionThe Green MileAtlantisHearts in AtlantisStand by MeWizardsHappenstanceThe Smurfs GarfieldSneakersHackersBallsackRoad TripGimme back my bulletsThe Good the Bad and the Ugly
>Wet tummy.jpg ooooh aahhh imma COOOOOM
JawsLa la LandBeale StreetFab five FreddieInto the SpiderverseMockingbirdLast Tango in ParisBrown BunnyReservoir DogsCreepshowFAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGHInto the Blue Texas Chainsaw MassacrePacific RimEscape from Witch MountainFantasiaConan the BarbarianMaster and CommanderBen HurBenMerry go round and roundThe MaskThe VVitchThere and back: the green sunChristineChasidim ChadBespokeThe OmenRosemary's BabyGhost StoryJuliaFull CircleTransformers: The MovieHaberdasheryGrim TidingsDog SoldiersFranny and ZooeyJesus Christ SuperstarThe Last Temptation of ChristThe Passion of the ChristThe Ten CommandmentsPrince of EgyptCrashFritz the CatCOOL WORLDWho framed Roger Rabbit?They live! Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead remakeFlubberGreaseThe Forgotten Nope Get outUsSss!Snakes on a PlanePlanet of the Apes et alThis is Not a TestLegend
I like movies
>>219901280Because it showcases the horror of war in an unique but brutally honest way.
The 13th WarriorThe JudgeDog Day afternoonJurassic Park et alSneakersHackersGood Luck Have Fun Don't DieThe Last CastleJaws 3-dFace/offJumanji Titan A.E.HouseEvil DeadThe FrightenersPopeyeSwamp Thing HolesThe GodfatherEverything everywhere all at onceCable Guy Spun Requiem for a DreamBram Stoker's Dracula BeetlejuiceTombstoneThe Lady in Red VideodroneNo County for Old Men 3:10 to YumaOnce Upon A Time in HollywoodNight at the MuseumHenryLegends of the FallThe Breakfast ClubPoltergeistRootsBolero O brother where art thou?FULL METAL JACKETRed DawnA Clockwork OrangeThe Fellowship of the RingHighlander
>>219901373I don't know how desensitized to violence and gore your generation is, but to me and the others who saw Army Dog when it first came out the grenade scene will haunt our nightmares forever.Fuck. The whole Platoon blown to smithereens just because Private Spot thought it was a game of fetch. That bit where the eye hot the camera lens then slides down it leaving a smear of blood and eyeball juice... Too much. Spot thought he was being a good boy as well.
>>219901421I would probably like it then
>>219901373>The scene where the puppy version of Army Dog is half-jokingly scorned for being a "bad dog" for chewing up a bit of carpet juxtaposed with Army Dog as an adult yelling at himself in the mirror for being a "bad dog" after the white phosphorus incidentStill rattles me
I'm watching A River Runs Through It rn and it's wonderful so far.
Most of anon's "huge list" is not for me.
>>219903853I bet videodrone is tho.
What "huge list" lacks Hellraiser, but has Midnight Meat Train on it?
>>219903932Only seen it once. It left no major impression.
>>219903948Damn I forgot it. Adding it now and ty sir. Anything else?
>>219903993Zack Snyder's Jericho (that only exists in my mind).
>>219904047Ah well, I wouldn't know that one anyway. Hellraiser was a super obvious miss.
>>219901337>>219901349Amazing list, belly anon
>>219901402I recognize Kiera tummy anywhere
>>219904098It's a clunky 00s video game Barker did. Spanish studio who later made Castlevania: Lords of Shadow developed it. Would be much better as a movie, and coincidentally, Snyder would be the perfect man for the job, having experience with every single one of its components already.
>>219904168Ah ty. Some hidden gems in it, like the legend of 1900 or the Bermuda depths.
>>219904202Ah damn, I remember that but I never got to play it. Didn't he write a short story for it?
>>219904202That aside, the "huge list" lacks a lot of John Boorman, a lot of Michael Mann, seems to be afraid to include Cameron's blue people Sci-Fi epic, is awfully shy of anything Mad Max or Alien, would benefit from including del Taco's Hellboy and the recent Crooked Man adaptation, should definitely make peace with the majority of Zack Snyder's filmography, at least adopt a couple of Hammer films, and it could also consider the Japanese a little more.>>219904298Pretty sure there's only the game.
>>219899233TCM 2003
>>219904526I just started working on this most as a lark but yeah, it's missing a lot of elements. That's why I come here to aggravate you guys.
>>219904794It's fine. Think about sorting them. Also, save the list as an image. Making multiple chunky posts is unpleasant.
>>219903765It was so good. 9/10 great storytelling.
>>219905101I mean, I'm not an aesthetic person at all. I don't even like movies that much. I'm a lit guy. But damn stuff like A River Runs Through It really gets to me. Paul :(I love poignant things and movies are no exception. Great film, rec from this board last night!
>>219904595God she'd look amazing in an abortion clinic in one of those special chairs
>>219905610>I'm not an aesthetic person at allDon't have to call it aesthetics. Just ask yourself how to make things more practical.>I'm a lit guyWhat authors do you like?>A River Runs Through Haven't seen it. Wasn't even aware Redford had an extensive directing career.
>>219905653Same as your mom would've.
>>219905785Proust, Kafka, Faulkner and Melville ofc. Milton, Tolkien, quite a few fiction authors though I've been ready more into non-fiction since 2007 and almost swore off of fiction entirely.
>>219905653Why you got to go and creep my thread up?
>>219905785Oh! And Emerson! Yeats, Shelley et al
>>219905915>almost swore off of fiction entirelyWhy, though? Non-fiction is for research. Fiction is more holistic, immersive, and soothing to the soul.>Proust, Kafka, Faulkner, Melville, Milton, Tolkien, Emerson, Yeats, Shelley I have little interest in those, to be honest. I like the not-reading-what-everyone-else-reads idea. Then again, I haven't been reading a lot lately.
>>219906246Yeah, I'm still working my way through the classics because I read a lot of junk genre fiction in my youth. I got burnt out on fiction. When I realized I knew more about Waterdeep than my state's capital, Nashville, I determined that I needed to learn more about the real world than a fantasy world. It was just a personal choice choice. I ended up liking nonfiction quite a bit, a little bit more than fiction, but you're righ: fiction is a balm to the soul.
>>219906246Portuguese author José Saramago. He wrote an award-winning fiction book called The Gospel according to Jesus Christ and he was an atheist. He took the Catholic church to task. It's really good. I read it last summer
>>219906347Fantasy can contain useful archetypes and intelligent psychology. Learning how to deal with people is one of the bigger steps to make in life. If you've got that out of the way, fine. There's great use in fiction inspiring thought as well. Read about a situation or a behavioral trait and question how it relates to you. >>219906428I haven't read that, but in my experience all such literature is the product of someone's hubris and lack of theological study. The Catholic Church had 2000 years, and for a considerable amount of time, the greatest minds alive to ponder more theological questions than you and I could ever come up with.
>>219899233i have a sudden urge to masturbate and thought i should announce it in your thread
post more tumma kino
>>219906777Nice trips & fantasy was my first great love. I probably had five to $600 fantasy books read by the time I turned 18. By 2007. I was 36 and probably read another 2 to 300 by then so I was just basically burnt out on fantasy. I'll always Love fantasy but I never really got anywhere with my head in the clouds all the time. Non-fiction has served me slightly better in a lot of degrees. I speak better. I convey better. I can be succinct .
>>219906795Way to go, anon.
>>219907089>fantasy was my first great loveOut of all those hundreds read, what are your favorites?
>>219906777Fiction wise, you'll like the Gospel according to Jesus Christ. It's a very serious novel. And not everyone is reading him! I've talked to ppl on lit that have though. I was told all his books are great but I haven't read anything else by him. I'm definitely going to pick up Blindness by him. His wit is bitter and cutting. I found that fresh to me in today's cookie cutter atmosphere that has persisted for over two decades now.
>>219907243It sounds like another Last temptation, which I wouldn't have included in a movie list either. There's enough fiction with flawed characters imitating Christ. An amateurish attempt at deconstructing Christ Himself serves little purpose.
>>219907243Reddit
>>219907231I hate to give such a meme answer but the Silmarillion and the Lord of the rings. There's a lot that comes close. Dune, Ender's Game, Thomas Covenant, Epic, Drizzt and co, Dragonlance, I think anne cafferty's stuff will hold up for awhile as YA if nothing else, the very first Shanara book is good, the Dragonbone Chair had promise, I cannot recommend The Dark is Rising ya books enough, they are really good for a kid, so long and thanks for all the fish is a classic, C L A S S I C, ofc, a wrinkle in time and it's sequels, the myth inc. link books, elfquest, the Ravenloft books, I have forgotten a lot of my favorites, there's so many. Dragonlance is 130 books by itself and Forgotten Realms books are not far behind, probably read 99% of that line. 100%ed the Dragonlance series, I could be considered an expert for that setting but hardly any of those books hold up on reread plus I was a kid when I read those. Read everything by poe, hpl, rew all the fantasy greats. Hell, I'm still catching up in that genre too. I'm still thinking of fantasy books I have read, I'll be back to this. I should be close to 2k books in my lifetime and I've Forgotten a lot of bad books. I can tell you what to avoid. Wheel of Time lol
>>219907457This dude won a Nobel prize. He's not an amateur. He won a Nobel prize for writing.
>>219907521Why plebbit, because I actually give a shit? I don't even know how to use Reddit. It's UI confuses me because I'm 50 fucking 5 years old. i hope this is ok with you.
>>219907550No Lewis, Wolfe, Lafferty, Morris, Borges, MacDonald, Dunsany, Machen, Gogol, Eddison? >>219907575Amateur theologian.
>>219907778Wolfe's Look homeward Angel
>>219907778Borges I'm about to get into. Yes Lewis, Lafferty, Dunsany. I'm behind yeah even with closer to a thousand fantasy books read. Elric, I meant to mention.
>>219908087Meant Gene.>>219908118Mostly read Elric in comic book format, except for the first novel. Which reminds of Requiem Vampire Knight and Olivier Ledroit. There are quite a few good comic books out there as well. Jodorowsky's Metabarons, P. Craig Russell's works, Hellraiser (late 80s to early 90s run), some Star Wars, Mouse Guard, etc. Need to be more picky with what you read, my guy.
>>219908448Oh I am. I read Elephantmen, Power Fantasy, any Crime Syndicate stuff I can find. I'm very picky. I haven't read Mouse Guard but ik it's good.
>>219899892for symmetry? think of it like having two halves of a belly button really close to your center line
>>219908448Oh I forgot this. This whole series was pretty good, if slightly uneven.
>>219900678>that underboob
>>219909361She was perfect.
>>219909274Pretty sure I've read most of those. They're... fun. I recall each being short and focused enough not to become tedious. Not sure where the story was when I stopped. Something about an interdimensional alien invasion, blocked powers, and Taltos discovering a reincarnation-based power in himself or something like that. Been a while. Have you read any Tim Powers? Or Poul Anderson?
>>219901379>Osmosis JonesGood God, was that shit terrifying as a kidUnhinged Disney was kino
>>219909734Anderson, yes, in my teens. He wrote exciting, brainy stuff I remember.
>>219909756I based a d&d villain off the virus villain in this but made them an evil succubus. It was surprisingly effective. I lifted a dialogue scene from this movie and held my table spellbound for 5 minutes straight.
My IQ occurs once in 330,000,000 people kek
>>219909825Based and Wizard pilled
>>219900678Now THIS is /tv/ content I come to see here
2001: A Space Odyssey rewatch last night on ketamine, mushrooms,and weed. Genuinely horrifying and beautiful movie.
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