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>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/violent-night-2-trailer-kristen-bell-david-harbour-1236565320/
>Kristen Bell closes out the Violent Night 2 trailer as Mrs. Claus. I was apprehensive about her casting, but she put on some serious muscle and looks badass swinging around a sword and hammer with David Harbour.
Yay or yuck?
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>>219900488
That's her? No way
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>>219900488
Her with muscles is disgusting but she’s got a hot factor that goes beyond looks and I can’t describe why that is
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>>219900488
at least she put the work in
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>>219900488
>takes a peptide once
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>>219900545
>but she’s got a hot factor that goes beyond looks and I can’t describe why that is
ikwym
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>>219900488
>tfw Mrs. Claus can beat up the MCU
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>>219900625
She's greenlit
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>>219900488
Her Instagram stories are wild. She's gotten bigger than the bodybuilder girl from Love Lies Bleeding.
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>>219900488
>>219901635
there is no way that's natty
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>>219901635
She has a smaller frame so it's easier
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Wait, what?
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>>219901635
>>219900488
Steroids
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>>219900488
>>219901635
I've known K-Bell for 40 years now. No way her body can pack on even 1 lbs. of muscle. And that's fine, she has a nice natural MILF bod. And I have a Dad bod, so we look good together.
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>>219901687
its a type of fish
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>>219901635
Bet her clit is the size of a silver dollar.
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>>219901657
Yeah no fu king way, she’s like 40
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>>219900488
Oh fuck yes. I loved the first one.
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>>219900887
>>219901657
>>219901722
>>219901951
SARMs?
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>>219901732
Still hot, good for her. Very pleasant face.
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>>219901635
steroids, imagine the size of her clit now
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>>219901983
In English doc
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>>219901635
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>>219900488
that reprehensible dogshit has a sequel?
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>>219900488
damn imagine how much strength she could put into pegging you haha she could probably keep you pinned down really easy too and you would just be forced to take it lol how horrible
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>>219900488
She looks ridiculous and is clearly on roids.
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What a varbie doll
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>>219903640
that would be so humiliating haha imagine
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but can she defeat Biel?
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>>219900488
She was always hot but her beady eyes are weird.
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>>219904378
That's how she wound up with a 4/10 like Dax Shepard
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>>219904378
You take that back
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>>219904102
I don't think you realize how hard Bell is to kill. She's like the Steven Seagal of former Cheerleaders from an all girls school.
Biel has great glamor muscles and shoulders like a man. But doubt she's ever been in a fight. Bell by her own admission used to have to beat up rivals in the mall parking lot.

So you do the math.
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>>219900488
>>219901635
>Veronica Mars has bigger arms than me
Fuck
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>>219904062
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>219901732
>image
I'll give her MY pickle while she wears nothing but a towel, if you know what I mean.
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Would you?
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>>219907064
no, she's 5 ft 1. fuck womanlets
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>>219907137
Nobody is asking you to marry her, fag.

I miss the days of /tv/ where everyone all agreed, as long as she's an actress, some anon will simp for her. Veronica Mars had a huge following. What happened?
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>>219900488
I have woke girlboss fatigue
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>>219900488
Geez, and I thought the Natalie Portman muscle fakes were bad. LOL. LMAO even. It's been a while since she made a movie I liked ... hmm, quite a long time actually. She's living off her Veronica Mars and Sarah Marshall rep still.
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>>219907361
She had a huge revival with The Good Place
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>>219907361
>Sarah Marshall
Maybe 8 mins of collective screen time.

No.
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>>219907361
>>219907461
And the Frozen films and shorts.
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The "Lifeguard" was her breakout hit
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>>219907064
Too much ass
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>>219907530
You could at least use a pic from the movie, anon, though you got the red one piece swimsuit right.
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>>219907867
I didn't like the Lifeguard.
She intentionally tried not to look hot. She fucked underage boys. And smoked cigs like a rookie.

K-Bell used to smoke cigs/weed with bestie Rachel Bilson. She had to hide that from Dax when they first started dating. One time they took a break and Kristen asked Dax's best friend out on a dinner date.

I listen to too many podcasts in this circle of friends.
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>>219900488
>musclemommy Bell
Yes pls
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>>219908108
This is Bell's irl booty. She's promoting tampons and cunny wipes now.
>"Christmas Moms 2"
didn't do so good
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>>219908939
Just so u know I'm not bluffing
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>>219907461
jameela Jamil is so fucking hot
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>>219911198
She really is. It's a shame the only other thing I've seen her in is that shit She-Hulk show.
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>>219907361

She's one of the leads in Frozen, you absolute moron.
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>>219900488
>>219901635
What the fuck?
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>>219907137
I had a 4'11 girlfriend with big tits that would've been perfect if she wasn't a psychopath.
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>>219904460
He's a cuck
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https://youtu.be/POcuiqRTbnM
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>>219901635
What the fuck...
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>>219911333
He used to date the girl that Ashton Kutcher murdered.
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>>219908939
Just natural odours?
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>>219901635
Yoked
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>>219901635
>it's real
wtf...
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>>219906119
Rivals to what? I doubt she had to resort to street walking. Or just romantic rivals who were also size queens and competed for the biggest dick around?
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>>219901635
sex
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>>219911198
I find her character in the show very unattractive. Had not seen her in anything else, so that was just that. Then I saw an interview clip where she tells the story of DJing at some kind of lobbying event after party and the setup of the boxes making her orgasm during her set.
That changed my mind quick.
She is like a reverse Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn 99.
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>>219904460
Who is also a talentless hack. I hate that more than anything else. When I see hot actresses with objectively unattractive comedians, I can usually go "well, he is funny and smart (plus a movie star-tv star), good for him", but people who suck and are successful challenge the stoic I want to be.
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>>219912021
qrd?
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>>219901635
Lmao wat
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>>219900488
>>219901635
>>219906119
What's her endgame? Is this for a role or something?
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>>219901635
Bogged, I also assume roids because of that.
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>>219913315
onlyfans
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>>219907064
yeah obviously
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>>219900488
>>219901635
This is the movie where one of the selling points is that she's super ripped? Hopefully it's start a swole woman trend, some of the female celebs need a bit of muscle now they've Ozempic'd the fat away.
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>>219901635
Mommy!
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>>219907461
>>219907504
She's also voicing Amy Rose in Sonic Movie 4.

>>219901635
>>219914783
Yeah. I hope this trend of men and women chasing healthy ways of getting swole really takes off.
I love being a swole gal.
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>>219915397
And don't forget she's the DMV sloth in Zootopia. Easily the best part of that movie imo.
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>>219900545
It's the wonky cross eyed look, not sure what it is, maybe as men we're supposed to protect the poor little ones with retarded looking faces
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>>219900488
I want to watch her doing Kegel exercises.
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>>219906119
why she behaving like a homeless fent addict?
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she is eye candy all throughout Veronica Mars. dont know how that show holds up otherwise these days.
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>>219901635
Tragic.
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>>219917219
I want to poke those veins.
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>>219917328
With your needle dick?
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>>219901635
Is it really worth it? The first one was a minor hit but David Harbour is literally insane now.
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>>219917352
>placing your weiner on her elbow-pit while she does bicep curls



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