Elden Ring is A24's biggest movie
pre shattering movie but dlc ruined the lore its going to suck because of it
>>219915678>all that money and no Jack BlackDOA
>here's your ranni, bro
>backrooms>elden ringFinally its my turn, movies are made for me
truly a bizarre business decisionelden rings story, like every other fromsoft game is an incomprehensible messwho asked for a movie about it too
>>219915710WOAH OH TARNISHED*Tarnished rolls a few times*HELL YEAH*Jack Black rolls with him*Forgive... MEEEEEEEeeeeEEeEEee *to the tune of Tribute*
it'll make a lot of money, normies love elden ring
>>219915678I love from but this is the worst game to make into a movie. The world and lore are shit tbqh. The obvious choice is Demons or Bloodborne.
>>219915741There's no real story in elden ring, only b lore, so everything hinges on writer and director
>>219915678They’ve never made a good film
>>219915678> With original music by Josey Scott & Amy LeeOkay I'm hyped.
>>219915710>>219915750
>>219915710>>219915750>drumbeat from 7 nation army plays in background>so let me get this straight...>we have to get a big ol sword>travel hundreds of miles on a magic spirit stallion>fight a hoard of demons, zombie kings, dragons and whatever the frick that last thing was...>*shot of Astel, Naturalborn of the Void chasing Jack as he tries doing a rolly polly*>and THEN listen to some old guy prattle on about his queen he couldn't save>just to get the CHANCE to find the elden ring? And we have no idea what this magic ring even does? Have I about got that right?>That's almost correct, yes>Almost correct? What am I missing?>You're gonna die. A lot
>>219915826This would unironically be better.
>>219915678I love Elden Ring and think it’s an actual work of art. There’s no way I’ll be able to stomach a movie or show adaptation. No way in hell I’m watching this as it will just upset me.>>219915695Yeah it’s probably going to be a lead up to the shattering with very human demigod characters. Just another fantasy politics story by GRRM. Fucking lame.
Most probably it'll just be another generic fantasy world like GoT or the Witcher. My biggest worry is that normies will like it and the infection will travel back upstream and FROMSOFT waters down their games even more so normies can play and enjoy their fantasy slop. Fucking normies ruin everything.
>>219915678It will be kino.
>>219915720kek
>>219916599eh ER was From's most successful game despite being a bloated mess, and their next "big" title is a Switch 2 exclusive pvpve extraction game. They're already cooked and Sekiro was their last great game, don't expect anything from them anymore
>>219916599This.
The Liev Schreiber Radahn red carpet edit always makes me chuckle, but can anyone tell me who the people on this one are? The guy looks like Schreiber, but the kid doesn't look like the tranny son
>>219916754Elden Ring is a great game.
100 Million is legitimately not enough to pull this off
>>219916599From games were generic fantasy slop long before they became movies anon
>>219915678100 million where 80 goes to some random celeb that will appear for 5 minutes of screentime. Rest will be unbelievable trash
>>219915678>elden ring part I is just three hours of the protag dying to margit over and overkino
>>219917107>The Liev Schreiber Radahn red carpet edit For reference
>>219917208it has high highs but the overall package is just ok
>>219915732this and you people are complaining? tell me another studio that's less shit at doing movies right now ill wait
wake me when they make an Armored Core movie
>>219915720Yasss yassss
>>219916599>"le normies totally don't get us vidya autists (troons), man!"Are you seriously pretending Souls slop is not normie tier? lmfao
>we get this shit instead of a Bloodborne movie
>>219915780Correction: the obvious options are Sekiro and Bloodborne. Those are the ones with directly focused, linear path stories that make sense.Demons Souls and Dark Souls have too many in-between steps of 'do X things to progress' which make for good games but poor movies. Might work as a series, but again limited runtime movie is a problem.Sekiro is easily digestible down to a specific narrative focusing around saving the kid from his fate, and Bloodborne is about the Good Hunter stopping the School of Mensis's ritual. 2 hour movie can cover the major points of each easily.
>>219916599It's Alex Garland and I think he's a pretty serious artist whether you like his movies or not, and if he wants to make this because he loves Elden Ring then I highly doubt it's going to be "generic fantasy slop", there's going to be something that will make it stand out, thing is will people like that?
>>219917107dont worry its him
>>219918871Who’s gonna tell him
>>219918902they would greenlight a sekiro movie but hiroyuki sanada's schedule is quite busy.
how in the fuck do you even make a movie out of a miyazaki game. fuck normie culture ruining everything good.
>>219918958>another jap samurai wank slopWho gives a fuck?
>>219915741perfect fit for the director. He can just do what he does best which is making things look cool and doesn't need to write dumb shit
>>219918871Bro....
>>219918985Sekiro and Bloodborne could work. Sekiro is obvious, for Bloodborne I'd just use Lady Maria's backstory as the pattern for the film because she already has an obvious character arc.
>>219915678I don't see how it could be good though. It needs 500m and a director like James Cameron who is dedicated to the source material.
>>219915678It won't work as a movie. Needs to be a series.
>>219919275Sekiro is getting an anime, although I'm still not sold on the style they chose to go for since it looks rather cheaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRjuAemfaQE
>>219919574Invincible-tier Saturday tv slop animation, that is sad
>>219919275I'd watch a Lady Maria movie. That would be sick as hell.> start off as Cainhurst nobility, leave because you're not actually that big a fan of their vampire shit and want for forge your own path> join up with the healing church because they see what you know of the old blood as valuable and get a job assisting their research as a Hunter> do unspeakable things at the fishing hamlet that get so bad that it makes you step back from being a Hunter and everything gets out of hand, leading to you having a falling out with your mentor> Take a backseat from the front line to run the research hall instead, because the horrible shit you were part of at the hamlet needs to result in something that will help people so that it can all be worth it in the end> manmade horrors beyond your comprehension ensue. But now you're in too deep and the sunk costs are dragging you into the abyss> eventually fully give up as the burden of your guilt and the terrible things you have unleashed on the world through what you were promised would be healing weighs down on you and all of your patients go mad or become what is to you a wretched existence but the healing church considers a divine messenger> commit suicide> wake up in hell, all of your nightmares since the fishing hamlet have been real and now you are trapped in them forever> you just wanted to help people
>>219915801where does it say so?
>>219919780Yeah, it isn't a happy story, but it is a perfect structure to tell a story in the Bloodborne setting that gets the tone right and touches on basically all major locations and subjects of the setting. >vampirism>beast hunting>lovecraft and dream worlds>victorian medical experimentationAdd in an excuse for her visiting a chalice dungeon and you'd basically hit all the highlights in the shortest possible time. Its rare for a Souls character to have an actual character arc and coherent backstory. Maria is a rare exception who gives you a lot of cinematic potential.
>>219920439>Add in an excuse for her visiting a chalice dungeonNear the start of the movie, right after she joins the hunters. As a cainhurst noble she would know how to get into the chalice dungeons, and its a good excuse for us to see her skills as a fighter alongside the old hunters like Gehrman and Ludwig. This way when she goes to the fishing hamlet we already know what everyone is capable of and its not her first mission, its just the mission where everything goes terribly wrong. Not because they lost, but because they won.
>>219920646Pretty good. Definitely the case that if you wanted to tell a make a good Bloodborne film that actually fit within a typical theatrical run time, she's your best pattern to follow.
>>219917448Not unless Guillermo del Toro makes it. No one else could even remotely do it justice
>>219918871anon...
I think making an adaptation of soulshit where 99% of story and worldbuilding bits are completely made up by the fanbase is genius, you literally don't need any writers, ask ChatGPT for an artsy film with Elden Ring references and film it on location in random ass parks and forests with a handheld camera and you have a guaranteed hit
>>219917315Lmao
If half the runtime isn't spent on the main guys deciphering item descriptions it ain't faithful.
>>219915678I thought A24 only produced often subtle but sometimes overt satanist propoganda, and films that glorify vice and evil tendencies, why are they producing this?
what's the main story on elden ring? i'm assuming the movie is based on it.i never played it, because i cannot be arsed to play souls-like games.
>>219923375well, you're clearly ignorant cuz they make all kinds of movies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_A24_films
>>219915741The story suits the gameplay and environment.
>>219915678maybe the script is actually good. it worked for the 28 Years movies.
>>219923433https://youtu.be/WYzu9QAbAn8 you can learn here and also look at her boobs
>>219915678About to be A 24/100 score.
>>219923433>Woman has a woman moment and fucks up the Natural Order of Things>You the player have to collect a certain ammount of magical mcguffins to fix it.
>>219923433> world goes through cycles of different eldritch space gods having control over everything> woman makes a contract (the Elden Ring) with the Greater Will and becomes its vessel, founding a nation/religion centered around herself as god queen> has a bunch of immortal superhuman children> god queen realizes that her contract with space god has effectively enslaved herself, her family, and by extension to the whole world to the Greater Will for all time, and the very power that makes them strong also gives control over their own fates> destroys the contract with the Greater Will without telling most of her kids, essentially killing herself in the process, breaking the world and plunging everything into chaos> her kids fight among themselves to put everything back together and rule the new world as its new elden lord> the lingering power of the greater will randomly selects a bunch of other people to seek the power of the elden ring as well, because it no longer trusts Marika's family> the player is one of these random people chosen to seek power, hunting down and killing demigods for their parts of the shattered elden ring and ascend to the strength to decide the fate of the world for themselves: either to start a new age of subservience to the Greater Will with you as the puppet ruler, burning the whole world down, or trying to establish a new order under another power.
>>219915732Ikr? I’m watching a fuck ton of movies this year
>>219923433Hard to fit it in one post but basically>mysterious lovecraftian alien outer gods known as the greater will create the world>they bind reality together with a magic thingabob called the Elden Ring, works in conjunction with giant magic trees called Erdtrees to keep the Greater Will's magic spread throughout the world>they create Marika, a mother goddess to watch over the world>Marika has a bunch of demigod kids with a bunch of different husbands/wives creating different divine royal family branches, naturally because its GRRM the demigod kids get up to all kinds of scheming, assassination, wars, and incest>Greater Will's magic is progressively starting to fall apart through time resulting in weird mutations>Marika discovers that the Greater Will are evil lovecraftian abominations and that the world is basically just a giant soul farm(honestly if you know anything about gnosticism this story is much easier to understand its basically just gnosticism plus some celtic and lovecraftian influences and medieval scheming)>shatters the "ring" and spreads its "shards" across the world, goes radio silent as she turns into a decrepit monstrosity, quite possibly just dead>turns out this was a huge woman moment as she basically destroyed the fabric of reality without really thinking of what to replace it with, causes all sorts of problems>demigod children find the shards, spend centuries waging war with each other to get the other's shards and fix the ring to become gods themselves, but no one succeeds, just destruction and stagnation>people turn to different things to cope like creating weird mutants that arent corrupted by the greater will or worshipping other outer gods>you the player show up, you are specially touched by the greater will and cycle of life and death somehow, you seek to gather the shards and do something of your choice with the ring
>>219915678great gamealex garland is 100% going to fuck it up because he's a hack
>>219915678shit gamegarland might make something out of this overrated nonsensical trash but only if he treats all of >>219924250 and >>219924009 as backstory and effectively makes up his own plot from scratch.
>>219923437All of these films glorify or normalize evil in some way.
>>219924509sure whatever dumbass
>>219924425As one of those posters, I agree. The Greater Will stuff of Elden Ring is neat lore, but it isn't a STORY.Likewise, following the Tarnished in their pursuit of the Elden Ring is not itself much of a story, its just "go here, fight X, repeat". To make that into a digestible film, you're going to have to rewrite a whole bunch of shit to make real characters out of NPCs that normally only speak in cryptic references, and to give a greatly shortened path with a much more conventional and coherent story arc.Personally, what I would do if told to make an Elden Ring movie would be to set it pre-shattering and make Ranni the protagonist. Its about her actively plotting to bring down the Golden Order to escape her fate as an Empyrean. Ranni wanted to to free the world from the Greater Will, but her very flesh was infused with its power and control, so she had to steal the Rune of Death and pull off an extremely convoluted plan that allowed her to survive the death of her body so that she could finally have the freedom of movement needed to pursue her real goals. This gives us a motivation, a goal to reach, and complications that need to be overcome along the way that lets us build up to the Shattering as a *payoff* for the story being told instead of just a massive cliffhanger.And then the final shot can be Ranni waking up as her iconic puppet-body self for the first time, and declaring that now the game begins in earnest. There is still much to do. Roll credits.
I hated the open world in ER so much. A self-contained semi-linear grand adventure like Dark Souls 2 is the way to go
>>219924509that's called holding a mirror up to life...
ive heard people say fromsoft/souls games have no story before and i dont understand whythey do have A STORY its just not a story that YOU are the main character ofin most/all of the games the story already happened and youre just there to pick up the pieces and basically either restart the whole thing or shuffle it off of existence
>>219918912Weird, because it's clearly him, but the kid didn't look like his progeny, so I assumed I was being faceblind
>>219915678>live-actionWHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
>>219923375>overt satanist propoganda that glorify vice and evil tendenciesSo Elden Ring?
>>219924250>people turn to different things to cope like creating weird mutants that arent corrupted by the greater willWho's this about, Eternal Cities?
Shame it's not bloodborne. We would have had a new lovecraft movie.+ Elden Ring story fucking sucks
>>219915741midwit takethe story in all the games including bloodborne is very straightforward
>>219924425Filtered
>>219925270It's not straightforward since you need to collect all the items, etc. to get the "lore"and there's no story: the world is already dead.
>>219925468explain what isn't straightforward about any of these games that can be summed up in one sentence you know all the important is in dialogue spoken to the player, knowing the Gerhman founded the church of whatever isn't really important, but also isn't confusing either
The only good Elden Ring movie, which they would never make, would be the story of Marika rising from a girl in the shaman village to her apotheosis using seduction and betrayal. The film would need to be surreal and dreamlike, leaning heavily into the eldritch weirdness of Elden Rung rather than generic fantasy. It could draw some stylistic inspiration from The Green Knight.
>>219925530I only played bb, demon souls and sekiro. Everything is always crypting.With bb you start as a dude that goes to yarnham for a cure and for some reason there's a hunt, monsters everywhere, you end up in a "dream", nothing is straightforward.
>>219925686is that khaleesi
>>219915869>politics story by GRRM.He has nothing to do with the film. It's written and directed by Alex Garland. GRRM will be an executive producer at most, if not just a story credit.
>>219918871Sony owns Bloodborne. From Software don't own it, they do own Elden Ring.
>>219923375>I thoughtWhy did you think that?
>>219925578Corpse wax around the windows
>>219925723THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
https://streamabledl.com/6t9zfwThere's a whole video of them filming, public seems to be able to get very close.
The cast:
Video game movies are almost always bad but this one seems like an especially weird move. One of the biggest draws of From games are that the story is mostly optional. Cutscenes are minimal, most lore comes from item descriptions and environmental details, and the stories are specifically written to be open ended so the player can choose how the story progresses and ends. I mean it's going to have to be its own separate story that features characters and places from the game as far as I can tell. It's odd because it's almost guaranteed to be bad but also guaranteed to make money.
>>219925652The most important point for an adaptation is that Bloodborne doesn't really have many characters that they can actually portray on film in a manner that faithfully respects the source material. I don't think any adaptation of these games should try to be a one-to-one filmic representation of what you-the-character tends to do - which is rove around cleaning up apocalyptic messes - but if Bloodborne was done that way - it would be an exceedingly lonely and strange experience for anyone not already versed in the game's narrative. How could you allude to the Mensis Ritual and the Byrgenwerth Schism without it seeming ridiculously contrived and without introducing heaps of new characters.Elden Ring showed a maturity in game design that cleared followed from Sekiro, where the characters and NPC's you encounter in-game generally possess a far more tangible sense of setting-appropriate provenance, and also generally have more depth, independence, and purpose with their goals and interactions with the player. Ranni the Witch, Fia, The Dung Eater, Gideon Ofnir, Sellen etc.. And that extends to the characters that primarily inhabit the backstory until you fight them, Marika, Radagon, the Shardbearers etc.Essentially, it would far easier to horribly distort the intention behind Bloodborne's scarce few characters like Micolash and Gehrman than Elden Ring.Bloodborne imo would have to be so distorted from the source material to the point where it barely resembles the game to successfully translate that eerie, psychological oneiric underbelly that inhabits the games transcendent dream-narrative - where you question if anything in the game is actually truly happening, or just some extended metaphorical ripple of a higher-entities birthing process. Making it an action-slaughter film would suck.I still don't think this will work unless they literally have Miyazaki consulting for every decision.
>>219926239why are all the knights normal sized and not 8 foot tall gigachads?
>>219926310Interestingly, the director of this seems to agree with you 100% https://www.gamespot.com/articles/devs-creator-alex-garland-on-why-video-game-movies/1100-6478904/Him in 2020 talking about Dark Souls>As for Garland's other favorite franchise, Dark Souls, he's less confident about the potential for an adaptation, largely because of the mood and ambiance the Souls games tend to have. "The Dark Souls games seem to have this embedded poetry in them. You'll be wandering around and find some weird bit of dialogue with some sort of broken song sat with a bit of armor outside a doorway and it feels like you've drifted into some existential dream. That's what I really love about Dark Souls. These spaces are so imaginative and they seem to flow into each other and flow out of each other [...] I can't imagine how that would [be adapted]. The quality that makes Dark Souls special is probably unique to video games."Given he's writing this too, maybe he intends to try to capture some of that fleeting, dreamy feel. It wouldn't even be the first film he's made that has kind of an abstract dreamy tone. This scene we're seeing filmed apparently in pre-Shattering Leyndell might be a prologue or a flashback.
>>219926381cos it's a movie not a video game and this seems to be pre-Shattering anyway so there's fewer freaks
>>219923503Is that Robin from the One Piece Live-action
>>219926308It seems a little small.
>>219926753its only a model
>>219926358I just want a lovecraftian movie
>>219915868>>219915826Jack black fatrolling is more in the elden ring spirit that whatever pretentious garbage garland will doRemember, the official elden ring manga is a comedy
>>219926753
>>219926310>>219926461The big issue is that Elden Ring combines being super fucking vague about stuff and open and basically relying on you creating your own story from the events, with also being super bombastic and visually complicated. So trying to make a standard big budget action film out of it loses the first, and trying to just make a film about a guy wandering around megalithic structures loses the second. It is just doomed from the start.
>>219926962There have been films made that are exactly like that
>>219926308I HATE English dude, how the FUCK is "I before E except after C" but "Stormveil" is perfectly fine? WHY ISN'T THE RULE BEING APPLIED EQUALLY???
>>219927063I have watched every film ever made and I don't remember it. Maybe my hippocampus got overfilled somewhere around the Peruvian snuff film era.
>>219926962>basically relying on you creating your own story from the events, with also being super bombastic and visually complicated.I don't think that's that hard. Just give a basic setup and concentrate on atmosphere and fantasy in the location more than plot.
>>219919574The color palettes are so bad. Does all modern anime look like shit?
>>219923437A24 is practically a Netflix tier garbage factory. That list is horrifying.
>>219915678>all that money and no the rock, kevin hart, pedro pascal and zendayano thanks im out!
>>219924009So it's best to ignore the stories in these games completely...
>>219927414Is it?
>>219915678Everything that's being talked about this movie sounds good, I'm extremely suspicious
>>219927819Best to have rock bottom expectations.
>>219927819A24 is an internet darling studio/has a significant shill presence on the web. You could say they're the first "digital-first" film studio compared to legacy studios like Paramount or whatever. That it's an adaptation of a fuckhuge gaming franchise beloved by many, even autistic internet dwellers, ensures there are threads like this instead of threads where the OP complains about Nepheli Loux having too brown of skin or whatever.
>>219927819Cast is good, budget is sizable but not from a wasteful clown company that routinely drops eleventy billion on every movie by default, I like Garland even though I don't always love his films, I'm cautiously optimistic they're at least going to give it their best shot at a genuine adaptation rather than just a cash-in on a brand name.
>>219919518this too many locations that you can do stuff with
>>219916599Rollslop already IS normieslop too.
>>219928066>not from a wasteful clown company that routinely drops eleventy billion on every movie by defaultA24 is not a big budget company lol
who is sonoya mizuno playing?
>>219928262Godrick's personal cocksleeve
>>219928214I didn't say they were, quite the opposite. That they're sinking a 100+ million budget into it is a first for them. Compared to the studios like Disney or Sony that routinely sink 200+ million into every random film with nothing to show for it and every film looking like digital greenscreen Netflix junk. I can be reasonably certain the money will actually show up on screen in this case.
>>219926239I want to work on a film set, it looks fun.
>>219928423Ohh I see, I misread
>>219926270>Prycekino
>>219928262Garland's muse
>>219926270>>219928622I wonder if pryce is playing gideon ofnir
>>219917107>>219917315jesus his daughter is literally miquella
>>219928741>>219917107>>219917315yeah she really would be perfect for the roleblonde and pretty, but still kinda weird looking, and still young enough unlike hunter
>>219917208dragon age: origins is better
>>219928741maybe 5 years ago, definitely not now
>>219928816That is just the boss fight version.
>>219928816
>>219915678Just don't put blacks in it and it will print atleast 200 million.
Hot dawg, the set photos actually look somewhat promising. Trust the plan, Garland is the man
>>219928262that blind girl that shows up in liurnia that you give human eyes to
>>219928972yea I kinda don't even want to look at any more of them because it's getting me so excited
>>219928962If they're in it, they're evidently not in the main cast >>219926270.
>>219928962there's a video with extras mingling around in a scene in I think Leyndell and there's a bunch of minorities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Huy2cdih0It's a kino game
>>219929248>there's a bunch of minorities
>>219929248
>>219929451>>219929435Struck a nerve?
>>219926270If only they had listened to the twitter fancasters, we could have had>Glen Powell>Zendaya>Pedro Pascal>Awkwafina>Ryan Reynolds>Sydney Sweeney>Timothee Chalamet>Dwayne Johnson>Brie Larsonand one studio mandate>Anthony Mackie
>>219929248This is the video >>219926239
>>219929425wait this is based on a videogame? Is it good?
>>219929815yeah
From last year
>>219926270>nick offermankek wtf this shit is gonna be so ass
>>219930037...why? He was also in Civil War and Devs. It's normal for directors to reuse actors.
>>219930083I bet his english accent stinks
>>219916599>generic fantasy world like GoT>generic fantasy world like the Witcherkys, ignorant fool
>>219929907Whoa... they're gamers.. like Brie Larson... whoa
>>219915678No memeing, genuine predictions - who will play who?
>>219930102Never heard him do one. He did do a more melodramatic, bombastic voice in 3Below, which was played for comedy, but bombast and melodrama are all over Elden Ring.>Ariiiiise, ye Tarnished!
>mogs every other fromsoft waifu
>>219930887Impossible to know when we have no details about the plot, when it's set, or what the scope is.
>>219930887Chloe Grace Moretz as Alex the Warrior Jar
how the FUCK is this gonna take 2 years to make if they're already starting to film?
>>219931181It's a big movie.
>>219931216>>219931216>>219931216>>219931216
video games are not art therefore video game movies have nothing of value to offer, grow up.
>>219931248wouldn't it be the fact that it's becoming a movie as that being art now? Would that retroactively make the game art?
>>219931181They seemingly just started shooting TODAY, and probably have 4-5 months ahead of them, there's location shoots scheduled in Wales, Scotland and Iceland, and undoubtedly a load of studio shooting too. That'll be a close to a year and a half of post production, for a huge scale film with a lot of visual effects that's a reasonable time scale. There are a lot of blockbusters with much shorter post-production periods, like your average Marvel movie, sometimes they have a post-production as short as 10 months or even 9. But maybe that's not a good thing. Others like Avatar or Dune have much longer post-production times, and that tends to show. My guess is A24 (and perhaps FromSoftware) really want this to get the time it needs and not rush something for a release date, it's the first time they've sank a blockbuster budget into a film.
>>219931181this is how movies are made nowadaysyou film for a few months, and then there's like a year of editing, cgi, sound balancing, time for reshoots, etc.
>>219931617>>219931648that makes sense, guess I'm just not super familiar with the modern movie making process
>>219915710>jack blackThe savior of franchises.
Since it's an A24 movie it's probably going to feel like a montage/perfume commercial, have no real plot, no lighting/grit at all, basically just be unearned aura farming, and then end with something "shocking" and violent where the soundtrack goes BBBBRRRRRMMMMMMM like it's fucking Inception
>>219932731>Since it's an A24 movie it's probably goingTo be entirely dependent on its writer/director. A24 is a movie studio, not one single person. Or a video game developer. They release lots of films.
>>219932731what the flying fuck are you talking about
>>219932731This doesn’t describe a single A24 movie, are you ok bro?
I just want this to be live-action Angel's Egg, even if I know it'll never happen I can still dream...
>>219932907Angel's Egg is too good for live action.
>>219932823At best, it's maybe some kind of bad caricature of Hereditary or Midsommar from Ari Aster, and even then, "montage/perfume commercial" doesn't describe them at all, if anything they're very much the opposite of montage, and Hereditary had very good lighting. It doesn't describe Beau is Afraid or Eddington at all, which are both bizarre black comedies, so I can't even say he's trying to parody Ari Aster.Putting aside the obvious idiocy that A24 does not exclusively produce Ari Aster films.
>>219915678There is no way this is gonna look good live action, forget the issues with writing a plot for this. It's not gonna be able to help looking like some Netflix One Piece shit>>219919574>>219919619>>219927361You guys are tripping, this looks for far better than Invincible which admittedly isn't a high bar. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the animation
>>219915710>no Jack Blackso you say it actually might NOT bomb..
>>219915678>the game where you literally roll as your number one mechanichows that gonna look
>>219925652Those are the three most straightforward ones though you have to be a complete idiot to play them and not understand the story
>>219915678Real monkeys paw shit>you want a fromsoft adaption>its done by the gayest, most globalist allied studio in the planetShould have got the gojira minus one team on it desu baka
>>219933511I wonder how they will incorporate dying 57 times in a row to a boss, just running past all kinds of stuff, getting killed by random dogs etc.
>>219933480That Anaconda movie he was just in made $135 million on a $45 million dollar budget, you're very up your own ass anon.
>>219933395It's really funny seeing all of the people who clearly don't watch movies make up some idea about what A24 is in their heads and post it on /tv/. I've seen so many weird takes about what they think this studio is I don't even know where it's coming from. Funny you mention Eddington, considering if all of these said people watched that movie they'd probably be praising this studio to high heavens knowing they're finally touching their video game stuff.
>>219932748>They release lots of films.Yeah and almost all of them are terrible.
>>219933397Garland's previous films all look good, on comparatively small budgets. Ex Machina had a tiny budget compared to blockbusters but pulled off really good visual effects. If he's got 100+ million he should be able to do a lot with it.
>>219934015Uh huh. Which ones have you seen?
>>219932823I think he read the "spinetingling bonechilling slowburn" copypasta spammed on /tv/ a lot a few years ago and just made up an imaginary prototypical film from it that he now refers to in his head as if it's real, any time he sees "A24".
I hope they fully commit and have everyone speaking old English like in the VVitch
>>219933680other movies have done it pretty well beforehttps://youtu.be/Dfh0AUWErv0?si=cgwk7q3iFgw7OOgP&t=8
>>219928741son*>>219928796he*
>>219926816The game itself is a comedy. The game is meant to be a comedy, there's a reason the Frenzy guys laugh maniacally instead of screaming in terror. They realized it's all a joke and they hate how it's so funny that they're part of it.
>>219934168if there's any studio I'd trust to actually go through with it it's A24
>>219915826>for that ya jabroniLaughed so hard I woke my fake wife up
>>219934253You have to go back.
>>219934414A24 was literally distributor for The VVitch
>>219915678At least we won't have to worry about the freakier parts of Elden Ring not making it in
Arise, ye Varnished
>>219924673Garland should just remake Legend. Marika/Radagon is Tim Curry, the Elden Ring isthe unicorns, Melina is Mia Sara, and the Tarnished is Tom Cruise.
>>219934168That was Eggers' autism, not studio directive.
>>219915750WE'RE OFF TO FIND THE ELDEN RIIIiiiiIIIIINGOooOOOOooH BABY GIRL IT'S THE REAL THANG GONNA MAKE YA SCREAM AND SHOUTROLLING ON THE GROUND'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOU-EEEE-OUT!!
Better them than Sony
oooooooaaaahhhEEeeeeELLEN rRRiiiiiiNG
>>219925270>>219925530Ok explain the story of Elden Ring to me as simply as you can as if I've never played the game.
>>219925258>>219918871Jacksepticeye is making the Bloodborne movie (no joke)
>>219915678I can't wait to let it completely pass me by.
>>219938164Anime ova*
>>219935542THE LOATHSOME HUNG WHEATER
