Sad Porthos EditionPrevious. >>219893725
star trek sex with shran
star trek squelch
>>219920299>>219920311ENT sucks.
GAGH
>>219920466Yes. However, Shran rules and everyone wants to have sex with him because he's as smooth as Ocho Rios sand.
>>219920311>to the tune of the TOS themeSTAAAAR TREEEEEEEK, SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAANHE IIIIS THEEEEEE, MOST SEXY MAAAAAANNNIT'S STAAAAAR TREEK SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAN, BAAAAAABYSTAAAAR TREEEEEEEK, SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAAAAN.
>>219920492he de most, de most sexy man
Would foids rather have sex with Shran or Weyoun?
>>219920542Weyoun doesn't have genitals so he would have to do oral or receptive cloaca sex.
>>219920542Weyoun is like a Chinese eunuch.
>>219920542I think most would choose the bear.
>>219920542both have their appeal. i won't go into detail because i'll just get bullied.
>>219920608>cloaca sex
>>219920466No it's unpopular so that means it's good, you just got filtered.
>>219920608thats not true
>>219921047don't try to argue with those people just let them repeat their retarded gooner mantra they don't actually care about what makes sense
any more episodes where janeway decloaks her rack?
>>219921077just the tub scene with Q but thats more of a foot thing
>>219920608The dominion's leader was female, she wouldn't have created a race of boytoys without giving them dicks.
Did Gul Dukat lie about having a wife and kids to Sisko like Guserino Fring did to Walt in BB? He really does not seem to give a single shit about anyone besides Zyal
>>219921337they didn't create Vorta they just modified them from little monkeys
>>219921337>male and female are universal constants
>>219921379no, he talks about his family many times. he likes Ziyal the most because he can put a gun to her head an
>>219921417According to Data, yes.
>>219921379Dukat's wife cucked him, then divorced him and took the children. This is actual canon.
>>219921433-and she'll still glaze him to eternity and even try to sell Kira on him too
>>219921448Nutrek canon?
>>219921474how about you watch DS9 faggot?
>>219921474DS9 canon.
>>219921495>>219921496I don’t remember it, it’s probably in a very gay episode I always skip
>>219921544It's the one where Dukat steals a Klingon ship
>>219920299the low-contrast sub HD digital look of Enterprise is really off-putting compared to prior showsthis feels like an actual use-case for AI upscaling just to get it a bit higher and give it some sharpening
>>219921544no you're just a tourist who doesn't watch Star Trek
>>219920299Reminder: Scotty beamed him into space.
>>219921586Sure bro. I’m looking at a picture of myself standing with William Shatner and my Brett Spiner autograph on my bookcase right now but sure
>>219921579kys
>>219921632someone references something that happens in Return to Grace and you have no idea except to try to start talking about NuTrekyou don't fucking belong here
>Moriarty was already self-aware and seeing the holodeck doors and shit before Geordi asks the computer to make an adversary capable of challenging Data>resulting in Moriarty becoming self-awareHuh?What was the point of that
Why does Geordi sometimes seem mad at Data's autism? Does he forget he's a soulless machine?
>>219921690the alternative explanation being that I forgot.
>>219921756>Why does Geordi sometimes seem mad at Data's autism?examples? I'm not sure what you mean
>>219921781far too logical that you forgot after last seeing decades ago
Geordi LaForge is a very sick man.
>>219921448Damn, men don't have rights even in the Nazi analog.
>>219921922i mean he knew that was going to happen that's why he was originally going to go kill Ziyal. having children outside of wedlock will ruin you and your family.
>>219921821When he walks out of the holodeck when Data solves the mysteries too quickly.
>>219921945Especially when you have illegitimate children with a smelly good for nothing Bajoran.
>>219921969oh you mean the one time where he did that because it was necessary for the plot of the episode to happen? i think that explains itself
>>219921697The computer took away his suspension of disbelief. If they kept him around any longer, he would have figured out he was on a TV show too.
Was O'Brien lying about hurting his shoulder in that episode where he was in the zone?
Kes > Seven
>>219922816I just don't understand how anyone can hold this opinion that isn't just having a kneejerk reaction to Seven being brought in as eyecandy when she was also superior in every other way
DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
>>219922816POOFTER>>219923775Rock.
>>219923775he let them live, and that's unforgivable
Are the movies worth watching? just finished TNG
>Saratogalol wait what
>>219922816I liked her a bunch in Before and After, but in a lot of other episodes she was just kind of flat. I blame the writing, give her something to do and she becomes way more fun of a character. Really she should have been more of an energetic character, what with her youth and limited timespan, she should have been all over the place trying to get in as much living as possible, not calmly tending garden and doing meditation bullshit.
>>219924171all of the TOS movies are worth watching except for the Final Frontier
>>219924171Generations is a fanservice romp that was just an excuse to have Kirk and Picard in the same movie. was super underbaked and not very good outside a few scenesFirst Contact is legitimately one of the best films in the Trek series. it's an action horror film featuring the Borg. it wasn't until that faggot Mike Stoklasa did a Plinkett review shitting on it that people started pretending it was badInsurrection is a feature length episode of the show. Go in with that and you'll like it.Nemesis is bad. The cast looks old and tired, the story barely makes sense, and it felt like they were cramming as much stuff in as possible since the producers knew it was their last time doing anything with the TNG-era as they were now focused on the prequel show Enterpriseyou want the scoop on the TOS movies too?
>>219924183How did the Defiant get un-destroyed?
>>219924183>the Fanservice Museumshit like this ruined Picard season 3
>>219924473I hate First Contact because it shits all over episodes like Family which are far better than any of the moviesturning Picard into an action hero was fucking retarded, from the start, every single time
>>219921610I doubt that was Porthos, because dogs don't generally live that long. Of course some may claim that future science would somehow make it possible for pet owners to extend their individual pets' lives, perhaps even indefinitely, it's my belief that when "Scotty" claimed he lost Archer's prized beagle in a transporter accident, he was referring to one of Porthos' descendants.
when i'm on top, that gul marot, i'll send him away
>>219924473Honestly, I can agree with this.Though I have warm feelings towards Generations, it was the hand over movie.Anyone who doesn't like First Contact doesn't like Star Trek to begin with.I'm a big fan of Insurrection, but I agree with your take on it. Honestly I wonder if that's the way forward for Trek? More of a mini series stand alone adventure with a new crew for that particular story? Do those...Nemesis was a big disappointment for me, because in the surface it's an awesome concept, Remans as portrayed in the film are fucking awesome, a closer look into the Romulan Star Empire is something I've always wanted... But Nemesis kind of squandered.Never thought of it in the way that you've put it; about the cast looking tired and jaded with the Trek aspect of their careers... But it makes a lot of sense to me.Tell us about the TOS movies buddy. I'm genuinely keen to hear your thoughts.
>Scott Bakula's sonwtf I hate enterprise now
Do you think Caitians do nose touch kissing like actual cats, or do they (very carefully) french kiss?
>>219924746>Anyone who doesn't like First Contact doesn't like Star Trek to begin with.Why? It's nothing like Star Trek.
>>219924828would
