Sad Porthos EditionPrevious. >>219893725
star trek sex with shran
star trek squelch
>>219920299>>219920311ENT sucks.
GAGH
>>219920466Yes. However, Shran rules and everyone wants to have sex with him because he's as smooth as Ocho Rios sand.
>>219920311>to the tune of the TOS themeSTAAAAR TREEEEEEEK, SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAANHE IIIIS THEEEEEE, MOST SEXY MAAAAAANNNIT'S STAAAAAR TREEK SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAN, BAAAAAABYSTAAAAR TREEEEEEEK, SEX WITH SHRAAAAAAAAAN.
>>219920492he de most, de most sexy man
Would foids rather have sex with Shran or Weyoun?
>>219920542Weyoun doesn't have genitals so he would have to do oral or receptive cloaca sex.
>>219920542Weyoun is like a Chinese eunuch.
>>219920542I think most would choose the bear.
>>219920542both have their appeal. i won't go into detail because i'll just get bullied.
>>219920608>cloaca sex
>>219920466No it's unpopular so that means it's good, you just got filtered.
>>219920608thats not true
>>219921047don't try to argue with those people just let them repeat their retarded gooner mantra they don't actually care about what makes sense
any more episodes where janeway decloaks her rack?
>>219921077just the tub scene with Q but thats more of a foot thing
>>219920608The dominion's leader was female, she wouldn't have created a race of boytoys without giving them dicks.
Did Gul Dukat lie about having a wife and kids to Sisko like Guserino Fring did to Walt in BB? He really does not seem to give a single shit about anyone besides Zyal
>>219921337they didn't create Vorta they just modified them from little monkeys
>>219921337>male and female are universal constants
>>219921379no, he talks about his family many times. he likes Ziyal the most because he can put a gun to her head an
>>219921417According to Data, yes.
>>219921379Dukat's wife cucked him, then divorced him and took the children. This is actual canon.
>>219921433-and she'll still glaze him to eternity and even try to sell Kira on him too
>>219921448Nutrek canon?
>>219921474how about you watch DS9 faggot?
>>219921474DS9 canon.
>>219921495>>219921496I don’t remember it, it’s probably in a very gay episode I always skip
>>219921544It's the one where Dukat steals a Klingon ship
>>219920299the low-contrast sub HD digital look of Enterprise is really off-putting compared to prior showsthis feels like an actual use-case for AI upscaling just to get it a bit higher and give it some sharpening
>>219921544no you're just a tourist who doesn't watch Star Trek
>>219920299Reminder: Scotty beamed him into space.
>>219921586Sure bro. I’m looking at a picture of myself standing with William Shatner and my Brett Spiner autograph on my bookcase right now but sure
>>219921579kys
>>219921632someone references something that happens in Return to Grace and you have no idea except to try to start talking about NuTrekyou don't fucking belong here
>Moriarty was already self-aware and seeing the holodeck doors and shit before Geordi asks the computer to make an adversary capable of challenging Data>resulting in Moriarty becoming self-awareHuh?What was the point of that
Why does Geordi sometimes seem mad at Data's autism? Does he forget he's a soulless machine?
>>219921690the alternative explanation being that I forgot.
>>219921756>Why does Geordi sometimes seem mad at Data's autism?examples? I'm not sure what you mean
>>219921781far too logical that you forgot after last seeing decades ago
Geordi LaForge is a very sick man.
>>219921448Damn, men don't have rights even in the Nazi analog.
>>219921922i mean he knew that was going to happen that's why he was originally going to go kill Ziyal. having children outside of wedlock will ruin you and your family.
>>219921821When he walks out of the holodeck when Data solves the mysteries too quickly.
>>219921945Especially when you have illegitimate children with a smelly good for nothing Bajoran.
>>219921969oh you mean the one time where he did that because it was necessary for the plot of the episode to happen? i think that explains itself
>>219921697The computer took away his suspension of disbelief. If they kept him around any longer, he would have figured out he was on a TV show too.
Was O'Brien lying about hurting his shoulder in that episode where he was in the zone?
Kes > Seven
>>219922816I just don't understand how anyone can hold this opinion that isn't just having a kneejerk reaction to Seven being brought in as eyecandy when she was also superior in every other way
DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
>>219922816POOFTER>>219923775Rock.
>>219923775he let them live, and that's unforgivable
Are the movies worth watching? just finished TNG
>Saratogalol wait what
>>219922816I liked her a bunch in Before and After, but in a lot of other episodes she was just kind of flat. I blame the writing, give her something to do and she becomes way more fun of a character. Really she should have been more of an energetic character, what with her youth and limited timespan, she should have been all over the place trying to get in as much living as possible, not calmly tending garden and doing meditation bullshit.
>>219924171all of the TOS movies are worth watching except for the Final Frontier
>>219924171Generations is a fanservice romp that was just an excuse to have Kirk and Picard in the same movie. was super underbaked and not very good outside a few scenesFirst Contact is legitimately one of the best films in the Trek series. it's an action horror film featuring the Borg. it wasn't until that faggot Mike Stoklasa did a Plinkett review shitting on it that people started pretending it was badInsurrection is a feature length episode of the show. Go in with that and you'll like it.Nemesis is bad. The cast looks old and tired, the story barely makes sense, and it felt like they were cramming as much stuff in as possible since the producers knew it was their last time doing anything with the TNG-era as they were now focused on the prequel show Enterpriseyou want the scoop on the TOS movies too?
>>219924183How did the Defiant get un-destroyed?
>>219924183>the Fanservice Museumshit like this ruined Picard season 3
>>219924473I hate First Contact because it shits all over episodes like Family which are far better than any of the moviesturning Picard into an action hero was fucking retarded, from the start, every single time
>>219921610I doubt that was Porthos, because dogs don't generally live that long. Of course some may claim that future science would somehow make it possible for pet owners to extend their individual pets' lives, perhaps even indefinitely, it's my belief that when "Scotty" claimed he lost Archer's prized beagle in a transporter accident, he was referring to one of Porthos' descendants.
when i'm on top, that gul marot, i'll send him away
>>219924473Honestly, I can agree with this.Though I have warm feelings towards Generations, it was the hand over movie.Anyone who doesn't like First Contact doesn't like Star Trek to begin with.I'm a big fan of Insurrection, but I agree with your take on it. Honestly I wonder if that's the way forward for Trek? More of a mini series stand alone adventure with a new crew for that particular story? Do those...Nemesis was a big disappointment for me, because in the surface it's an awesome concept, Remans as portrayed in the film are fucking awesome, a closer look into the Romulan Star Empire is something I've always wanted... But Nemesis kind of squandered.Never thought of it in the way that you've put it; about the cast looking tired and jaded with the Trek aspect of their careers... But it makes a lot of sense to me.Tell us about the TOS movies buddy. I'm genuinely keen to hear your thoughts.
>Scott Bakula's sonwtf I hate enterprise now
Do you think Caitians do nose touch kissing like actual cats, or do they (very carefully) french kiss?
>>219924746>Anyone who doesn't like First Contact doesn't like Star Trek to begin with.Why? It's nothing like Star Trek.
>>219924828would
>>219924828What the fuck... If it's come to this, you're decided on necking yourself anyway.So why go through the misery and humiliation of wearing a dress and being sodomized by a peoples.Just skip to the rope bro.
>>219924828
>>219924878You're on the crack rocks bah.
>>219924585It was unironically the only good thing about it. The story was just barely above the trash of the first two seasons and it kept having yo remind you those seasons happened
>>219924828God DAMN you could cut diamonds on that chin.
>>219924860Hoy brother, been meaning to ask yas.Can you fuck off?
>>219924828scott blackedula
>>219924860This guy's definitely contemplated whether they shit and piss in litter trays
>>219925036What do you have against discussing the social norms of a Starfleet member race?
>>219924828This is what happens when you watch your dad have star trek sex with shran.
>>219925079XD
>>219925091I have an issue with the concepts of the Federation and Non Terrans in general.
>>219924828I can't stop laughing at the fact his son looks EXACTLY like him, which is almost neanderthal-esque in brutish features. What an unfortunate physique for that condition.
Scott Baskula
>>219925179>gets shidded on by klingons so hard they end up as slaveslollmao
>>219924860None of that. Crewmen conform to the dominant culture (human/vulcan) and will never show bizarre alien behavior outside of their quarters.
>>219924828>inherit Scott Bakula's granite jawline and strong button chin>why yes, i think i can pass for a woman
>>219925313But humans do french kiss.and eskimo kiss, now that I think about it.
>>219925347I'm watching the podcast Scott did with Trip and Reed two years ago and even Scott can't be bothered to avoid saying "he" lmao
>>219925421Not on the fucking bridge they don't.
>>219925426I'm convinced Scott cloned himself.
Why do people nowadays hate nature so much
>>219925463Well, sure, no one kisses on the bridge. Unless there's some whacky hijinks occurring.
>>219925480Do they? There's a pretty big push for natural remedies and essential oil crap these days. Tons of people that believe in shit like crystal energy resonance nonsense. Unless you mean conservationists, that'd be due to a lack of public education about the wilderness, the gutting of Boy Scouts, and the general diminishing mental capacity of new generations thanks to tablets and smartphones.
>>219925480When your foreskin is removed at such an early age. The nerve endings on your cock die off some over time, so you grow into an adult that's sexually frustrated and can't enjoy good honest Gentile, Christian missionary sex with one's lawfully wedded wife.So certain groups of people are too preoccupied with chasing the dragon and trying to bust a nut; it blocks them off from a conscious contact with God and a true joy and appreciation for his creation.You can go fishing, or you can have anal sex. It is not advisable to try and do both at the same time.
>>219924828Reminds me of an old movie title: "Oh Dad, Poor Dad"
>>219925568It's crazy how dishonest and partisan you are.
>>219925667 Turn it up cunt...
Realistically speaking, how many pets died on that ship?
>>219925426
>>21992569612,000
>>219925426I haven't seen anything that bizarre since I saw the group pic of the ENT crew doing a cosplay of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
>>219925786I had to look that up and... The apple does not fall far from the faggots ass.
uncanny
>>219924828>>219925426I wonder if he was bent like that after seeing his dad dressed up like a woman in Quantum Leap.
>>219924473>>219924746TMP was meant to be a theater event movie and is a product of its time. The storyline involving the probe seems lame now but Voyager was fresh on everyone's' minds in 1979 and in that context the plot is super fresh. Watching it now you forget that it was the first legit time audiences were seeing those characters again in a decade and it introduced everyone slowly on purpose. The costumes are absolute ass. The 4K remake of the director's cut is way better than this film deserves, still can't believe they re-did all those effects shots for a 3rd time since the original was mastered at DVD quality.Wrath of Khan shouldn't have worked. Paramount slashed the budget compared to TMP and basically wanted a TV movie they could put in theaters. Within all those constraints they made one of the best films in the series. Starfleet is portrayed as a serious navy, everyone feels closer to their TOS selves. I'm surprised by how abruptly Khan is introduced with minimal exposition, the producers fully trusted the audience to actually be familiar with the show in a way newer movies just don't.Search for Spock is THERE. Weak villain with meh motivation despite great casting. It hits all the beats it needs to but it's not that great. The heist bits where the steal Enterprise were the best parts.
>>219926045Voyage Home is a goofy comedy and that's fine. It takes the heist bits from III and basically does the entire movie like that. good message that's pretty dated. Starfleet is portrayed as hippydippy and it's stupid.Final Frontier isn't good but it got unfairly shit on. The characters have the swag they did in the TOS days and I like Shatner's take on writing levity more than Nemoy's. Not a bad story either but having to use Paramount's C-Team at every stage of production since they were all busy on The Last Crusade wrecked the movie. Benefited from having the same production designer as TNG so there was visual continuity for the first time.The Undiscovered Country comes really close to being great and falls just short. Starfleet is a sober navy again. Best cinematography hands down. the prison camp plot just drags. I like how the story is set up to imply how the Klingons became who they are in TNG.
>>219925963this was the catalysthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI
I always found TMP more compelling as a character piece.
>PICARD: A life form of unknown origin and intent is breeding right now inside Counsellor Troi. Our purpose here is to determine what is to be done about this very unusual situation. Discussion.Someone actually wrote this line
TOS movie era starts with Wrath of Kahn. TMP was an experiment/fever dream
>>219924828Why does Scott Bakula have a black son?
>>219926152kek
>>219926154>>219926045TMP is so fucking good, probably the best trek movie, you guys are crazy
>>219925595Smegmacels really obsess so much about us goymoders lack of foreskins
>>219926201Let the pigs have their slop. TMPatricians enjoy finer things.
>>219926226No presents from Santa for you buddy :'(
>>219926152Why do they jump to abortion instead of an artificial womb of some kind?
>>219926499Because it was likely a hostile parasitic lifeform that could endanger people. Also>foetusNuke the UK
>>219924828Ok that's enough internet for today
>>219926540> likely harmfulIt’s not like that has ever stopped them from trying to talk to something
>>219924828>"we've come a long waaaay"
>>219926152The theatrical dialogue of Berman Trek felt like intelligent and well-read people were speaking. I agree it's stiff and clunky at times. But still leagues better than the dialogue to come.
>>219925421>>219925463>>219925502Kirk kissed his prosecutor on the bridge of his ship at the end of the episode, "Court Martial".
>>219926499troi is an artificial womb
>>219926709Did they actually say bruh in nuTrek?
>>219926834naval tradition
>>219926897I do not have the willpower to sit through 10 hours of SFA to confirm any of this dialogue is real. Nor do I know one of the 10,000 people who watched it all the way through to the end.
>>219926201Of course it's good Like a TOS episode on steroids. It's a shame that many of the aesthetics were ditched for the next movie without a word of explanation.
>>219926499>theyno it was just Worf you lying faggot
>>219927078Riker seemed into it, in spite of not saying it outright
>>219926897nta but it's not at all unbelievable, or even particularly hard to believe.
>>219924596>shits all over episodes like FamilyThat was Generations, anon.
