How do you think manlets feel about Shrek?
Leave me alone
>>219922009Farquaad was like 5'7 right?
>>219922009it's because he's short. Get it? He was born with a genetic deficiency and thus, he's judged by society as if it was some sort of behavior trait In short. Niggers
>>219922138Are you speaking from experience?
>>219922009Fuckwad was made fun of because of his obvious insecurity towards his height. I'd generally never make fun of manlets but the people that wear platform shoes or get that shin lengthening surgery will 100% catch shit from me.
The moral of the story is that it's on the inside that counts but you're allowed to make fun of someone for having an ugly outside if their inside is ugly too
>>219922176He gonna eat that pussy
>>219922252Shrek was ugly inside. He was a misanthrope that hated people and craved isolation
Have you ever heard of Mini Kiss?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXBD1HcfbBg
>>219922284But he grew out of that as a character.
>>219922284>He was a misanthrope who hated peoplehe's a fucking ogre who got annoyed at assholes gawking at him. he never hated humans
>>219922009>shrek was created with the mission statement to make ugly people acceptable by society>ugly people still despised>short kings shat on for nothing
>>219922009This is why the film stands out. Normally it would be an ugly guy vs a handsome guy competing for a woman's affection. In Shrek it's about two ugly guys competing, and she even takes the short guy up until she realizes she actually loves Shrek regardless of his looks. It's even subverted more by Fiona being an Ogre herself.
>>219922009Some go ask r/ShortGuys
https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1qnubrx/fuck_shrek/https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/17r3tl1/i_hate_shrek/JUST
Comfy scene
>>219922444>Using Wolverine as your mascot rather than Levi from Attack On Titan
>>219922009if you want an honest answer, most manlets will feel good about the fact that they're at least 5'7.5" and not 3 feet tall like farquaad
>>219922138>as if it was some sort of behavior traitDid he really have to put fake legs on his horse's saddle?
>>2199220735'11
>>219922176is there a rule34 were she shoves that thing up her pussy
>>219922284He had a heart of gold though
>>219922374>>219922542
>>219922562shrek MADE THIS
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>from the producer of The Prince of EgyptDreamWorks wasn't known as "the Shrek studio" at the time
>>219922284>He was a misanthrope that hated people and craved isolationYou probably would be too if everyone screamed and ran away at the sight of you. At the beginning of the movie it seems like he enjoys that but later he tells Donkey that it actually bothers him a lot.
>>219922534What a weird thing to ask... I'll check it out.
>>219922542How do they both float without helium? Are we to believe that Shrek and Fiona can breath some sort of magic gas?
>>219922009HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE IS SHORT, THAT IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM LESS OF A MAN HAHAHAHA anyway, we shouldn't judge people by how they look...
How does this movie hold up so well visually?
>>219922534Just checked and no, but there's some really nasty stuff and a lot of stuff with Lord Farquaad and donkey.
>tortures the gingerbread man for information by dunking him in milk
>>219922790We shouldn't judge people by their species* Niggers are fine as long as they're big.
I always wondered how the animation of Shrek would look if they hadn't made Antz first
>>219922444Jesus, that's depressing to browse. Poor bastards. The way that our world treats ugliness (short, unattractive face, whatever) as though it's a non factor, and makes up "moralistic" posthoc justifications for why hotter people just "have a better attitude, have more confidence" etc is an example of actual, real gaslighting.
>>219922284He’s pretty inside we see that in the sequel member ?
>>219922562I get the dragon but also the frogs? Wat
>>219922360>>219922707You’re acting like it wouldn’t be the same case with Farquad
>>219922562kek
>>219922138>in shortlel. Society can mock manlets but God forbid you point out a woman is clearly 20 lb overweight without a legion of feminists and cucks call you a misogynist faggot
>>219924379The only people I've ever seen mock a man's height are women who are trying to fit in and weak men who think belittling someone makes them more attractive. Actual men support other men and women worth a damn aren't spouting this bullshit on social media.
>>219924451> women who are trying to fit in and weak men who think belittling someone makes them more attractiveSo 95% of the population
>>219924207Not really, the guy was always an asshole. He only changed after getting a huge reality check in the 4th movie.
>a woman will turn herself ugly for a shrekI hate this woke bullshit movie so much
>>219922444Just imagine the book of grudges those guys have
>>219924525That’s how women are 0.000001 seconds after entering a relationship
>>219922284No, that was his outside. ogres are like onions, they have layers. is Shrek too advanced for you?
I like how his human form in 2 was kept as a surprise to everyone. It doesn't appear in any of the posters, TV spots, or trailers
He was short enough that 95% of manlets get to punch down when laughing at him, something they dont get to do often, so it got a pass
>screenplay by Joe Stillman (a writer from Beavis & Butt-Head, Shrek 1 and Shrek 2)Kinda weird how it doesn't have any laughs
>>219925297could you not make it today? I mean Farquad clearly has dwarfism. What would Warwick say?
>>219922009manlet hereshrek is love, shrek is life.
>>219925425the little robot dog was best character, and jessica biel alien qt3.14
>Shrek>Shrek Forever After>Shrek 2>Shrek The Thirdthere is no other acceptable ranking, sorry shrek 2 fags.
>>219922009Manlets can take a joke.
>>219925562weak bait, have a (you) for your efforts though
>>219922009why is shrek so mean to donkey?
>>219925698Donkey has a BBC
>>219925562i would definitely not put 3 ahead of 2 but i really didnt think it was that awful
>>219922009Shrek is a manlet for ogre standards.He's significantly shorter than the other male ogres in Shrek 4.
>>219922138>he's judged by society as if it was some sort of behavior traitNo, it's worse actually. Behavior can be adjusted, your genetic inferiority is set in stone.>inb4 not my fault I was born that wayThe psychopath that enjoys eating babies was also born that way, doesn't stop anyone from hating them.
>>219925767was shrek 2 or 3 better than 4?
>>219922009
>>219925857i havent seen 4
I like Shark Tale
>>2199259574 is almost as good as 1
>>219925938How short is that fridge? I’m 183cm in faggot units and I come to about the same place on my fridge as he does
>>219922009Mario had it way worse
>>219926080do i look like a fridge expert to you?
>>219925425>https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/17r3tl1/i_hate_shrek/>>219925425it does have porn.>>219922534/aco/ and wait for a drawfag thread
>>219922707Probably why they originally got Farley for the role because he was a fat ass who embraced the funny fat guy role even though he hated it. Mike Myers was a much better voice for it though
>>219923248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5qvMdoxGnc like this I guess
>>219925562Dangerously based. 4 sucks for like the first 10 minutes before Shrek sells his soul but after that the movie is great.
>>219926265>4 sucks for like the first 10 minutesit's supposed to, they establish the midlife crisis so you understand why he wants to go back
>>219923248>>219926207making antz first or not doesn't change the engine they used to make shrek
Shark Tale was the first CGI DreamWorks movie to have the character animation crew from the 2D movies (Prince of Egypt, El Dorado, etc). It was a transitional movie for the studio
>>219923248>>219926631So what point are you trying to make?
>>219922542Why did they abuse those poor animals like that?
>>219927055shrek films and dreamworks overall have no qualms about strong violence or language, i was a bit surprised to hear one of the characters in Antz say "bitching"
>>219925730Mental illness
>2001: Shrek/Halo Combat Evolved>2004: Shrek 2/Halo 2>2007: Shrek the Third/Halo 3Funny coincidence. You have no idea how anticipated Shrek 2 and Halo 2 were. DreamWorks and Microsoft gave them a huge marketing campaign in 2004
>>219927685>2010 shrek 4/halo reachmogged by shrek
In some subtle ways they kept some of the beats from the book, which is insane
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>>219927853>>219927861Never mind these captions are made up
>>219927853That is an edit. It doesn't say that in the book
>>219927978it should have
>>219927685>>219927792Need to make a mod to play AS Shrek IN Halo.
>>219925698>>219925730
>>219922534foul
>Shrek 2>The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement>Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason>Ocean's Twelve2004 second installments to movies from 2001
>>219925536>and jessica biel alien qt3.14true
>>219924541Maybe if they stood on top them they'd look like adults.
>>219928742Looks like a piece of snot
Lots of forgotten 2000s CGI comedies that tried to replicate DreamWorks' formula
>>219929431Robots(2005) was straight fire tho
>>219929613That one was successful and it's still mostly remembered
Shark Tale has one of the cutest DreamWorks endings
>>219926080manlets have shorter fridges so they can reach top shelf
>>219929431I remember as a kid asking myself why the fuck anyone would want to see this
This movie sucks. I can't believe the academy nominated it over better movies such as Tintin and Winnie the Pooh (the last 2D animation movie by Disney to this day)
>>219929657>That one was successfulpretty sure it bombed on release and only picked up after the fact like The Iron Giant
>>219930364Not at all. It did well domestically
>>219929892the cast is like 8 deep of relevant names>>219930240>This movie suckskung fu panda 2 was far from sucking, compared to 3.sure it wasn't as good as 1 but to say it sucks objectively is denying reality.>t. rewatched kfp1-3 this weekend.
>>219930433Only the first KFP was directed by these guys, and it shows. The sequels are worse
>>219922482they make fun of how short wolverine is in the newest deadpool lmao did they not notice or something
Shrek, without a shred of irony at all, has a top 3 movie soundtrack.>all star>hallelujah>im a believer>i need a heroHow the FUCK did they do it?
>>219930626tarzan ost goes so much harder
Shrek is a comedy masterpiece compared to this other animation comedy of 2001, which is unfunny as hell
>>219930779Osmosis Jones was kino and educational.more 2001 kino are Monster's Inc., Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Recess, Spirited Away and Monkeybone (mostly live action desu)
>>219931000>Osmosis Jones was kinoIt's shit. Take off the nostalgia glasses
>>219922449I get it wouldn't be much of a movie, but more scenes of shrek chilling in his swamp would have been nice.
>>219925425Right stuff. Wrong planet.
>>219922482Levi is too twink-coded. He's not macho at all
>>219933057He’s seme coded
>>219933092Semes can still be twinks
>>219922176What a clit move.Farquaad is probably going to hang the chef for that.
>>219922534Hell is too good for some of us
>>219922009farquaad is one of the more nuanced villains in dreamworks, probably the most nuanced character and no one fucking cares just because he's short. this is actual short king discrimination happening right in front of your eyes
>I heard there was a secret chord>That David played and it pleased the Lord>But you don't really care for music, do ya?>It goes like this>The fourth, the fifth>The minor fall and the major lift>The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Bless them
Which one?
>>219922214Exactly. The entire point of the movie is that it's the complete opposite of a Disney Renaissance movie. It's moral is "Freaks and Weirdo's are cool, norms are lame.". Farquaad's obsession with "perfection" and conformity is thus exposed as hypocritical when he turns out to not physically meet the standards he condemns others for. It exposes the entire Disney aesthetic as a lie and a farce.
>>219927427Having a BBC is not a mental illness, they didn't choose to have large penises and they are valid
>>219934297>Farquaad's obsession with "perfection" and conformityWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>219934684Did you even watch the movie? He literally gives a fucking speech about it at the climax. The inciting incident of the movie is him exiling all the non-normal stuff from Duloc.
