MENBROS?
>>219923870Speaking as someone who's trained in HEMA and Chinese Broadsword.That is a terrible, telegraphed and absolute zero hip power swing. It would have to be to make that cartoon bullshit combat scene work.
i'm literally shaking right now, it's never been more over
how's the show doing btw
>>219923870Mencels battlemogged by foidcies
>>219923870>stunt man visibly adjusts his swing at the last second so he won't accidently hit her head with his elbow>that's the take they usegrim
>>219923870>MENBROS>MEN>BROSThe mental state of the /pol/troon.
>>219923870you can tell he is an incel because he lost
>>219924586Obsessed with /pol/, Rakash
Men bros?
>>219924021>HEMAhomo erotic martial arts?
NOCAPES
menbros on suicide watch
>>219924721more proof that based autocracies are the cure to the woke western media, as if any were needed!
>>219923870How can she pull?
>>219924760Bodied that fucking dork.
>>219924586Yes, Ira, we know you're malding.
>>219924021>while you were watching movies, i studied chinese broadswords
>>219923870Ngl, I want more WoT seasons. It got good at 3
>>219923870uhhh what would she have done if he just swung his sword horizontally?
>>219925439Stop being a chud
>>219923870Is this even in the books?
>>219924819Fuck you for making me laugh at that
>>219924273thats crazy lol
>>219923870So this is what SLAY QUEEN looks like.
>>219925486yes, along with Shelob. Did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which Tolkien used to read aloud of in the Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what he didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who was born 13 years after Tolkien died. He said; If there is ever a videogame adaptation of his work Christopher must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
>>219925891Making Shelob into a sexo goth slut was the only thing that game did right thobeit.
>>219923870Is this from Alex Garland's Elden Ring movie?
>>219923870I see a man who was in his first fight and genuinely didn't want to hurt anyone, just tried to be threatening so she would go away. Probably conscripted and forced into the hell of war. Very sad his humanity got him killed.
>>219924196Amazon WoT Bros? Our response?
>>219923870>>219924586Men status?
>>219927709probably something like "b-but season 3 wasnt so bad!!!!!"
Yes, yes. I am that kid. The kid that lost in a wrestling match to the 200lb Chinese girl who competed in nationals later that year. Yes I was completely unable to even budge her an inch. Yes it felt like hugging a fucking boulder. Give me a fucking break I was 150 fucking pounds and it was my first year
>>219927773Was it hot or just sucked to lose like it would to a guy? Did it give you a femdom fetish at all?
>>219927815Your first day in wrestling is when you realize you're never going to have to worry about popping a boner in practice or a match. You can be the horniest teenager in the world in front of the hottest (wrestler) girl in the school and you're still not getting it up when you're fighting for your life. I really wish I had stuck with it. On the girl, no. I actually distinctly remember accidentally touching her breast and for some reason that shit felt concave. Like the other way. I don't think I had any feelings for her but she also had a very brusque personality to match with her size. Good girl though she really could have fucked me up but went easy
>>219927165they are supposed elite shock troops with many of them being "blade masters" the kings problem solvers and bodyguards
>>219923870This just demonstrates the complete lack of film making that exists today.>dude swings and missesO.K....sure, but you CAN'T film it from that angle because it's obviously fake as fuck and looks dumb as shit. Shoot that same scene from a different angle and then the audience would probably be able to suspend disbelief.>little bitch able to pull a man off of his feet like that.Nope. Dumb as fuck. Physics is physics and that bitch would have been pulled right off of HER feet. The fuckers have zero imagination and just make all their shit look retarded.
>>219928159what's worse is that its a invented scene, this character's only ever seen dead her entire purpose is to be dead with a baby in her arms
>>219927749>men statusWe're fine.
>>219924021>>219924021>Speaking as someone who's trained in HEMA and Chinese Broadsword.So your opinion means nothing.
>That arm angle when he's sure she's going to try and grab him
>dudes in their free time literally come to 4chan to watch movie clips like this and sit and get mad about women existing grim
>>219926010Terrible opinion. Posting privileges revoked.
>>219928337
Can men ever recover ?
>>219928463We'll be fine.
>>219923870That's not a baby in her belly, it's a titanium ball that gives her the mass to pull off that move.
ummmmm Womenbros!????
>>219928891mass makes your opponent swing his sword like a fucking retard?
>>219929318The gravitational pull threw off his balance you see
>>219927773>200lb Chinese girlHot
Men btfo
>>219929740Black endorsed Jew on Jew violence.
>>219929740I watched WW84 yesterday and it was legitimately one of the worst films I've ever seen
>>219929740this is 90s bollywood levels of bad effects
>>219924273Hollywood need to go back to basics and hire those Hong Kong stunt coordinators before they die of old age.
>>219924721saw this show but yeah you can turn off your brain on the first watch but this is hilarious if you watch it more than once
menbros???
>>219928337you must be newenjoy your stay chud
>>219923870>SHE FELT SO EMPOWERED>BY A MOVIE MADE>IN PEDOWOOD
>>219929984Kino. Would be even kinoer if he didn't went retard to get killed by Mila right after because the plot demanded to.
>>219929984that's like 8 different iconic Matrix shots mashed into one fight scene.
>>219924273They need to just actually beat the shit out of each other, fuck this fake and gay bullshit. If your going to get fucking 2 million playing pretend you'd better believe I'd make you bleed for it.
im not a a nerd but if f12 = -f21, then this shit w/ that 80lb soaking wet twig wouldnt work at all irl
>>219928337You're not wrong. Guys being chronically angry about this stuff is part of the design.
>>219929984fuck the haters, i like all the movies at least a little bit. we were lucky to get such a great wesker. he was somehow over the top and completely confident
>>219924721it's so over for men brosWASTED
>>219926010Both games were enjoyable if you didn't take the story seriously. >THE FUCKING PALANTIR, TALION.
>>219923870I don't even know what this is but it's AMAZING and EVERYTHING.
>>219924273fucking hell
>>219929740this can't be real
>simping for bitchesNope.
>>219923870Damn, I hate it when I'm swinging a weapon at someone, but I have no depth perception so they just run right passed me while I'm swinging at nothing in front.
>>219923870
Studies have proven women were effective on the battlefield using spinny and flippy techniques.
>>219935576Scientists have conducted several studies and concluded that women performing spinny and flippy techniques are most potent with ample titty.
>>219929740>>219929823I saw this movie in theaters twice. That was a rough year...
>>219928265>NOOOOO DONT STUFF THAT COCK DOWN MY THROAT
>>219927773I don't even wrestle but yeah, weight classes are a harsh reality. I've been sat on by heavy women in a friendly way and even then it was like, damn, I'm not sure if I could move this hog.
>>219923870Wow, this is seriously badass. What, they fight? No, I’m talking about MOTHERHOOD!!!!!! Take notes Hollywood!
>>219923870>boy do I sure love having a penis and testic-ACK!!
>>219929984>fast enough to dodge bullets>but can't dodge a woman slowly stabbing him with a knife after raising it directly in front of his facekek
>28 pedo posts deleted by jannies
>>219936530rare janny w
>>219923870Eternal curses for Brandon Sanderson for letting this travesty of a show become as shit as it did.
>>219925486Of course not.
>>219924796That is a chink show
>>219936963I don't like defending the retard but he was just a consultant. He couldn't stop the butchering if he tried. Blame Jordan's bitch wife for just handing the IP over to Amazon with no conditions.
>>219923870Spiritually in line with the books, this whole setting is femdom cuckslop in disguise
>>219937250But women just fuck things up worse in every book. Nynaeve and Moiraine are pretty much the only woman that didn't have to be tard wrangled by Rand.
>>219925407No it didn't. Stop coping.
>>219925486No. In the books all we know is that she insisted on joining the battle despite being pregnant and then ended up dying after giving birth. The fight scene is entirely made up for the show.
>>219924721This is silly but it looks cool unlike OP.
>>219937243He had the clout and reach to let everyone know that the show was going to be a disaster and Rafe didn't give two shits about the source material and clearly never even read it, but instead he chose to defend it and even gave them the perfect shill narrative (muh another turning). He only changed his tune after it became socially acceptable to criticize the show.
>>219937250The theme of the books is the need for balance, male and female, saidar and saidin. But, because it starts off out of balance in favor of women, the idiot in charge of the show decided it is a show about feminism and "improved" the source material by making it more feminist.
>>219937939often when a person knows that they are making complete garbage, they force people involved with the production to sign non-disparagement clauses
>>219930546the scene stands out because aside from the signature Paul Anderson schizo jump cuts it's a 1:1 recreation of a RE5 cutscene.
>>219938385Stop coping. There were a million ways he could've cut ties with the production the moment he saw it was hopeless that would've made it abundantly clear what was going on.
>>219923870Where the fuck is he aiming for
>>219928277>>219923870why didnt he poke instead of swinging like a little girl?
doctor bros?
I don't know who that is since I don't watch bollywood movies, but she clearly has superhuman strength so it's not weird that she could kill a normal bloke
>>219928337>get mad about women existing No. Get mad at shit choreographing
>>219939033what the fuck is this? dr house season 2?
>>219923870>>219924721meanwhile, in India...
>>219939487>indians can't be ho-
>>219923870I watched this and now I am indian.
>>219929740>>219923870uhh why are people complaining about AI? This is worse than anything I have seen AI make.
>>219939487All three clips were made by indians. That's why they're all so stellar and kino sir.
>>219939081I would still poke her with my sword when she ran at me like that completely defenseless. Super strength wouldn't stop that.
>>219923870They are the nation of super strong warriors, you don't understand.
>>219923870This is how bad guys should defeat Batman
>>219939743Yeah, but that's not the point. It is not ludicrous for a fremen- i mean aiel spear maiden to completely wreck a regular soldier. What is beyond retarded is how they went about depicting it. There is no skill or choreography on display where the soldier is supposed to be outskilled. The aiel does not dodge, parry, deflect, do anything but runs straight at the enemy with her hand outstretched while the soldier carefully positions his arm for the least effective strike at an invisible opponent behind the girl. It is beyond lazy and absolutely silly.
>>219939743strong warriors who run at someone with their spear lowered so they can grab them from behind instead of just stabbing them with the spear theyre holdingmake it heckin make sense the math isnt heckerinoing
>>219939054This all seems very gay.
>>219924586>esl>newfagwas 4chan always this full of shartjeets, or have they flooded this place like they've flooded every country
>>219939033>I have 10 other patients on life support who i am supposed to be visiting so thank you for wasting my time with this brave speech
MEN SISTERS???!?!!!!
>>219940436It's getting worse every day. 70% of them don't even have internet access. We need an ip geo block freaking yesterday. In 2007 normalfags and foreigners didn't even know this place existed.
>>219940579Did you just assume my bros xexuality?
>>219923870manmales... we lost...
>>219940579Does she actually yell "men" or is she just going WOOO?
>>219940579>We swear to god! Double crossing moppy saucing! It was a huge success! We just didn't renew it because we had to go to this place you don't know, and Jimmy wasn't there but he promised he'll come back with the thing (You don't know Jimmy). But the she-hulk thing? Oof it was great, it was gold! Diamonds, I would say!
>>219923870>MENstruation>MENopause>MENtal>woMENrent free foids... rent free...
>>219923870Lore accurate. All Westlands soldiers apart from Borderlanders and warders are retarded buffoons unless required to be otherwise for plot reasons. Go cry about it on Jordan's grave.
>>219940436they've invaded social media sites just like they've invaded civilized countries>>219940612>We need an ip geo blockthat would fix the majority of this site's problems, which is exactly why they won't do it
>>219926038yes it's Malenia, blade of Miquela, fighting Radanh while being pregnant with the Tarnished
>>219940612I'm from south america and I've been here since fucking 2004 pal
>>219939621because uhhh, something about creatives being fucked over or whateveryou know what maybe ai ain't so bad
>>219940845It looks a lot more like Dungeater to be honest, familiaman
>>219923870Manmen, we had a good 50000 year run. But it's over now. We lost.
...at long last...patriarchy is finally over...
>>219926038No, the film is 3 hours of Marika sucking and fucking hornsent nobles
>>219934898Don't forget the villian in the movie is also Donald Glump
>>219939033>your girl as testicular cancer ma'am
>>219924760kek
>>219940579women farts are more powerful than man farts
>>219940823Mayene has the Winged Guards which while low in numbers in the books are called out as being so badass that even the Aiel give them reasonable respect. They are pulling off last minute saves and cavalry charges right up to and including the Last Battle, all for the glory of Mayene and their big tit leader.
>>219924721>>219939487Even when it's something potentially cool, doesn't slow-mo just make you think "that could have looked good at normal speed"?
>>219934898>>219941186KEK
>>219927165The problem is more the choreography/look of the scene. Lorewise its fine, the book bashes you over the head that Aiel are elite superhuman and even an Aiel woman or child could merc your average non-aiel dude
>>219929984based, so fucking based
>>219941670When it's a sexy woman, I tend to prefer slow-mo just to savor her.
>>219939487Imagine the smell of millions of three inch penises that were beaten to that scene.
