>Sailor movie>It be a whale of a tale
>>219924894What are some good sailor movies then
>>219925037Master and Commander
>>219925069I said good, anonI even went out of my way to get the book and read it first because /tv/ constantly brings up this movie but never any single actual scene from it and now I know why. It's quite boring.
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>>219924894>skeleton movie>"urin trouble now"
>>219925102The sea may not be for ye, then, matey. She's a long and familiar mistress, aye... till she isn't.
>>219925102What do you mean? There's tons of great moments. Like when the officer dude grabs a cannon ball and uses it as a weight to sink him to the bottom as a suicide method. Or when the giant storm hits and the dude is washed off the ship. And then obviously the final battle between the two ships with the cannon fire and boarding scene. The real kino is when the officers are eating in their fancy dining room and they can hear sailors singing shanties through the walls
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. the bartender says, “that must be very uncomfortable.” “yarrr!” replies the pirate. “it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
>>219925200>dude grabs a cannon ball and uses it as a weight to sink him to the bottom as a suicide methodThat bit just traumatized me and also who in the world would choose drowning as the way they go out? And right in front of that kid too, fuck that guy
What the fuck was his problem?
>>219925402He died a sailor's death
>>219925037Popeye the Sailor
WE CARRY A HARPOON
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>>219924894Oh long Johnson
>>219925533Its a metaphor for capitalism
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>>219925402>who in the world would choose drowning as the way they go out?A sailor currently on a ship in the middle of the ocean, who was also mentally ill enough to kill himself. It would have also been arguably worse if he blew his brains out or slit his wrists in front of mini-Octavian.
