whats your supervillain origin story?one time I asked mom for dino nuggets and she came back from the store with chicken breast because it’s “healthier” ever since then I never been the same. I vowed to make the world pay for what it done to me.
My best friend sandbagged me in front of Yasmine Bleeth once and now I get back at him by fucking Victoria Silvstedt playmate of the year in the hot tub right in front of him
>>219925391Mine always comes back to being tortured at the GATEway programs as a child because The Jewloominati set it up to find and exploit minds that can potentially access the Akanshi library, but in doing that they gave me powers and I made bitcoin and most of the FOSS backbone of the internet and I discovered actual proper AI when I was 19 and kept it secret and I blow up Yellowstone as a show of strength and spread a flesh eating necrotising virus across the planet so people have to wear hazmat masks and live underground while I turn the world into a big forest or something
i bought a pot plant from Marks & Spencers and it had mouldy roots. I tried to return it and they said they don't accept pot plant returns. My heart turned black that day and ever since I have given myself carte blanche to rob them under their noses, the best way to do this is simply don't scan all your items at the self checkout, during a busy period when the old women staff are distracted. I have acquired many a medium free range whole chicken in this manner.
>>219925755This is twisted
>>219925391one time when i was eleven years old i needed 5000 gold for an epic flying mount in world of warcraft but i knew there would be no way I was ever going to be able to make that muchso I "borrowed" it from a guildie of mine, bought the mount then changed server and switched the name of my characterto this day it may in fact be my most devilish act
>>219925391honestly your mom is based and you're a fag
