How did Ferris’ sister not recognize the principal of her own school? Also how did Ferris’ dad not recognize Sloan when he saw her in the cab? It’s like nobody has met each other before in this movie
To catch a principal
>>219927274Is this the one where the kid's dad polishes his car with a diaper and they try to roll back the odometer by driving it in reverse?
>>219927640>roll back the odometer by driving it in reverseClassic
>>219927274May God have mercy on your soul
did the sister really have a scorching case of herpes?
>>219927808No, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a virgin
>>219927274in all 4 years of high school i saw the principal once and it was at graduation
>>219928115What?!Catholic school here. Detentions and suspensions on the regular. I saw him constantly.He always walked through the halls instead of sitting in his office.
>>219928183i went to public school with a huge amount of students, all of which were handled by the deans. i could tell you what my dean looked like, i saw her a lot, but i couldn't pick my principal out of a lineup to save my mother's life.
Why’d the principal ask Ferris to wear nothing but a cowboy hat/boots?
>>219928115I’m not sure if you’re an Asian that never got in trouble or a black kid that never went to school.
Jones was arrested in November 2002 for possession of child sexual abuse material and soliciting a 14-year-old boy to produce sexually explicit images between September 2000 and May 2001.[36][37][38] Jones photographed the child, and paid him to pose nude on multiple occasions wearing a cowboy hat, with stuffed animals, and dressed as a Native American.[39] Jones surrendered himself and was released on bond prior to arraignment.[40] Jones initially pleaded not guilty to the possession charge[41] and no contest to a charge of soliciting a minor. The victim initiated a separate civil action against Jones seeking damages and compensation.[42] The misdemeanor charge of possession of child pornography was dropped following the no-contest plea.[43] His attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact. His punishment was five years' probation and the requirement to register as a sex offender for life.[44][45] Jones is listed in sex offender registries in California[46] and Florida.[47] He was also required to undergo one year psychological counseling and two years of drug and alcohol abuse counseling, and prohibited from possessing pornography.[48]
>>219928345He's just like fishtankers
>>219928341extremely wrong on both counts. i'm white, i did get in trouble sometimes and i had a decent attendance record. our school just didn't use the principal's office as a punishment, i guess. you'd get sent to your dean instead.
Looks like someone anons on here would date
>>219928358Specifically Klaus, who spammed cp on this board after he was doxed
>>219928345>and prohibited from possessing pornography.All porn? Like even oldschool cinemax softcore porn? Playboy? Maxim? The women’s undergarment section of the Kohl’s mailer? What about a picture of a banana and two oranges arranged strategically?Seems a bit harsh.
The downplay of the destroyed Ferrari makes the movie unwatchable. The story is that Cameron will take the heat and all will be good between him and his dad. I don't think so.I think Cameron, Sloan and Ferris are arrested the next day. Ferris is charged with grand theft auto and destruction of private property to the tune of about one million in damages. Ferris is placed in juvenile lockup. Sloan and Cameron are suspended from school and also charged with accessory after the fact leading to 5 years probation.
This was one of the most vile and despicable movies I've seen that has the gall to call itself a comedy
>>219928445No more gooning for you
Now that the dust has settled were Sloan and Ferris real?
>>219928496Nah, that Ferrari was worth about $15-20k back in 1986. It probably cost more to clean up and repair the wall of the Speyer house the car went through.And let’s not forget this is a man who got away with a $100 fine for killing two people. His lawyers are top notch.
>>219928496>>219928522You doing ok little guy?
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This thread is so choice.
>>219929307I just noticed the person in the mask for the first time after seeing the movie like 40 times. What the fuck is that??
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>>219929345Not sure why Always Sunny made reference to Secret to My Success when talking about this song. Wasn’t it more famous for Ferris Bueller?
>>219929393They were doing corporate business stuff in that episode right? This is the Pepe Silvia one? Matches Secret better.
>>219928496Yeah, even IF Cameron’s dad buys the story he did it all himself, there’s no getting out of that one with a heartfelt father son chat and a teary-eyed hug on the back porch.>it was me, dad. I took your super rare sports car out for a joyride and then pushed it through the window of your designer house.>that’s nice son. Stay right there I’m calling the police you fucking psycho. You’re 17 years old so you’ll be tried as an adult too.
Who would have played Cameron’s dad?
>>219928522Have you not seen Dazed and Confused?
>>219929688the principal from Breakfast Club
