70 bags of heroin.
>>2199288487 pounds of feces
>toxicology and autopsy confirmed it was a massive build up of gas and resulting fart that killed him deadUH-OH, STINKY!
those mini bags, he didn't have like 20 pounds of heroin
Aside from The Master he never did anything memorable.
>>219929003Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead is absolute kino.
>>219928848Not that many... but a lot.
>>21992897070 bags is 70 bags m8
>>219929003You haven't seen very many films
>>219928878I've heard something about him laughing so much that his eyes pulled out of his head or something.
>>219928970I thought you weren't supposed to keep it in those? I bought some once and they came in little cardboard packages.
>>219928848That's a fairly small amount of heroin for an average- sized person, l'd say? The main reason heroin wears off so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to shoot 70 bags of heroin in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>Phillip Seymour Hoffman. He had become so constipated that he basically forgot to shit. He would feel up his butt to pull turds out but nothing was there because it was clogged in his stomach. He started stashing the heroin up his asshole and injecting it from his butt and got so stoned he ordered a 48” triple pepperoni pizza and ate the whole thing. This made such a greasy slurry that it broke through his poop clog and it rushed like a bullet through his colon, racing like a bobsled down into the heroin stash in his ass. It sploded the bags and blew heroin dust all over the room, making him OD. As the turd shot out it ricocheted off the tile floor, went “patink!” And shot heroin poop all over his face and in his mouth during his final breaths
>>219929638Varies by dealer/source
Fat people fart and bubble when they die.
>>219929003Along Came PollyBoogie Nights
>>219928848So he was murdered and this was the cover-up, right?
>>219929003You can just ask for Hoffman Kinos instead of baiting.
>>219929003Anon is right. You haven't seen many films. >>219929601One of the few actors I truly miss.Not because I like him personally or his habits IRL, (he is of course a faggot actor like the rest of them), but because he was great at what he did on screen. I miss the films he would have made and the characters that chameleonic fat fuck would have played. I feel it like the artistic loss it is.
>>219929969No, he actually just really loved heroin
>>219929003Just say you're a pozzed aids ridden faggot pleb without saying it
>>219930256You’re a pozzed aids ridden faggot pleb without saying it.
>>219929753What about the chris farley one?
Is H really the best drug there is? In terms of sheer euphoric bliss.
My kind of guy
>>219929003Mary and MaxSynecdoche New YorkJack Goes BoatingHappinessBefore the Devil Knows You're DeadAll are solid films
>>219930307Just go for a walk in the woods on a sunny day and get high on life, anon. Smack never lead to anything other than impromptu naps on park benches and crapped undies.
>>219930307It doesnt hit as hard as fent but it lasts longer, so pick your poison
a gallon of pcp
>>219929753none of you will have such a kino death
>>219929654sensible_chuckle.gif
>>219929003Charlie Wilson's War was memorable.
>>219929003He was great in Red Dragon. More movies need scenes of journalists being tied up and burned alive.
>>219930381A GALLON??
>>219929003Red Dragon?
>>219929753i hate it when that happens
>>219929753Is this Gravity's Rainbow?
>>219928848I'm gonna go out like a retard like he did but mine is gonna be I'm old as fuck and decide one night "hey I'm gonna whack off like I did when I was a teenager". Buy a bunch of booze and weed, a shitty gas station four hour boner pill and just go to town. I'm absolutely gonna be discovered dead with my dick in my hand.
>>219930872You don't even want a hooker, just wanna spank it to death?
>>219930872best orgasm of my life was weed+numbing cream+chastity cage+sissy hypno, it was like nutting infinitely
>>219930998how do you even achieve orgasm like this
>>219930998Son, you need to get some help.
>>219930937No thanks bro. I don't need to have some bitch in my ear telling me how to get myself off I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.>>219930998The booze is my numbing cream. Helps me go for hours. No thanks to the sissy hypno/chastity cage. All I need is me and 90's fake tittied pornstars. I'm set. Maybe I'll have a courtesy blanket for whoever finds me. But I'll probably just be full naked spread out instead.
>>219929753What a shame. *lip smack*What a rotten way to die.
>>219930998For me it was strangling myself with a leather belt to the point of death while plowing a 19 year old college girlfriend, at her Dad's house, in her Dad's bed, on Father's Day, while she called me 'Daddy'.It was like touching the face of God.
>>219930998You are a mindbroken failure
>>219931026you jerk a dildo and play your balls with it...>>219931057>>219931338nice>>219931036>>219931414its just fetish bro no big deal lol..most days i just jork it and bust since its less effort. I blame the ads at the bottom of newgrounds back in the early 2000s, they introduced me to anime titties and futa
>>219931495>playplap*
>>219931495>you jerk a dildo and play your balls with it...wdym you jerk a dildo? you don't touch yourself and touch a dildo instead and this makes you cum?
>>219931629yeah
>>219928848>>219929753>On February 2, 2014, Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead by his friend David Bar Katz in his apartment bathroom in Manhattan New York. He was 46 years old.[51] An autopsy revealed that Hoffman had died of an overdose of heroin and Nathan’s Hotdogs [52] a combination called a Milwaukee Compromise. The lethal combination caused enormous gas pressure to build up in the intestines, blocked by years of heroin and hotdog poop, nearly 11 lbs coroners estimate[53]. The stinky poop blockage forced noxious gas to blow out Hoffman’s ears like steam whistles[55]. When Hoffman plugged his ears the fart steam rushed into his lungs and tasted like fart so bad he coughed his eyeballs out of his head[56]. When Hoffman saw his scary popped out eyeballs he laughed so hard that it gave him a heart attack, and he died. Upon death the 11 lbs of heroin and hotdog poop slid out of his butt onto the floor, the heroin and hotdog poop ball was roughly the size and shape of a baby. The coroner’s report stated “it stunk real bad”[57].
>>219929753>>219928946>>219928848Is he the only guy to ever bust his own crust with backpressure?
>>219930998>>219931338Best orgasm of my life was when I was on vacation in Italy and was fucking a local girl with a big ass, doggy style on my airbnb bed. It was a hot day and the windows were open and we could hear another girl getting plowed from the house next door. This girl was French as we kept hearing "Oui! Oui! Oui!" repeatedly. Italians hate the French so the girl I was plowing made me get on my back and rode my fucking cock from Milan to Minsk, moaning so loud the entire city could hear her. I came with her so hard that I thought my cum was going to shoot out through the back of her head. That was 20 years ago and I still wonder if anyone has ever made her feel like that since.
>>219931650why
>>219929030its an unwatchable sacharine messand thats being generous
>>219931700Rochelle, Rochelle
>>219931495Don't listen to em if that's how you get off you enjoy yourself especially if the only person you're "fucking up" is you. Funny you mention the sissy hypno shit cause I have some accidental cross over with it when I'm looking for premo long form whacking material. I just don't enjoy the humiliation aspect so I have to look for a bit to find the stuff that isn't about putting you down. Most, but not all of it is geared towards that in my experience. But my speed exists out there too. There's just a lot of crossover I guess.
>>219931701its fun and pleasurable
>>219931975that doesn't sound either of those things, sounds gross and harmful
>>219930872do meth instead
>>219931719You seem a bit uptight. Mind if I call you Groucho?
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>>219932396If I were to I know I should snort it. It's still boner town either way from what I've been told. Then again if I'm expecting to die smoking would probably be smarter. But then again again, I'm not gearing up to die, I'm just saying that's probably how I'm gonna go out. Old man Hoffman thinking "Hey it's been awhile let's have a fun night for old times sak-AW FUCK".Also I'd have to find someone to sell me meth. Which would be way more annoying then walking into any gas station.
>>219928848With how many people die doing drugs like heroin, meth and fentanyl why do people still insist on getting hooked on them? I get it if you're already addicted but they have a well known reputation to ruin/end your life by now so why even get started?
>>219929003He was great in Ripley
>>219929753That's how I wanna go
>>219931692it stunk real bad
>>219928848>>2199288788 whiskey sours.
>>219930619Go to bed Lil Donny.
>>219930039Just think of the Teddy Roosevelt he could have given us.
>>219931692>Milwaukee Compromise
>>219931700based pussy getting seinfeld enjoyer
>>219934298Feels good man
>>219928848This would never happen to someone on the ganja, mon. Just sayin…
>>219934298It’s just pure naivety of how bad addictions are(people who don’t have a reference for how bad addictions are) and also very little impulse control. Hell, there was one time I was hanging around the city and drinking beers and this homeless guy comes up to me and starts talking and says “hey man you want some ice” and i just told him no and walked away at that point. The thing about fentanyl is the people who make these drugs would cut heroin with fentanyl and the users would inadvertently get addicted to it, same with tranq. Shit like that is the strongest argument for government regulation of hard drugs
>>219931692Uh-oh, stinky!
>>219929003love liza was good
>>219929003nigga, watch Owning Mahowny
>>219937119Comfy movie and based on an IRL based Canadicuck who worked at a bank and was based as fuck. First-rate character shit.
>>219928970What's the limit then, eh?
>>219930998for me, it was inside the woman that I love
For me? It's cocaine
>>219930307There is no heroin anymore, its all fent
>>219928848WE ARE PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMANWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE OVERDOSE IN HIS NAME(dont actually do that tho)
Cursed fucking reality where we have created an entirely artificial mechanism that puts someone in a state of happiness such as no one in all of history, not one moment out of all of genuine, human interactions ever lived, has ever even been close to experiencing
>>219928848too many gags
Who the hell eats heroin? GG Allin did the same. At least just run it on foil.
