https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOnbtMhDWM>An idyllic summer town descends into madness when a mysterious ice cream man (Ari Millen) serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.
It's Eli Roth so it's going to be terrible.
>>219930553>this is where the movie industry is at now
>>219930553A MASSIVE KIKE MAKES KIDS HURT PEOPLE THIS IS NEW
could be cool if it was directed by someone thats actually good
>plebfiltered by Eli Roth's vulgar auterism kinographyyike
>>219930553How does Eli Roth still have a job?
>>219930553Why does Eli Roth only make remakes of things that aren't even really remakes? Even Thanksgiving was a remake of a trailer he made but he changed everything about it.
>>219931095He's Jewish.
>>219930553>Eli RothPass
>>219930589fpbp
>>219930553Oh is that a [Nice thing]? NOPE IT'S EVIL
roth was a peculiar side show in the 2000s when he introduced the concept of ultra violent gore porn horror like hostel and cabin feverbut he sort of fell off.id say that last innovations in horror were gore porn and found footage of the 2000s
>>219930553Based on a a woke ass comic
>>219932108wowwwwwwwwww a jew "introduced" jewish torture onto film because he wanted to flaunt what jews always do?what an auteur
>>219932150>horror films are le horrificgreat insight there pol
His last film was utter dog shit and he seems to be getting worse and worse
>>219930763he just ripped this off didnt he?>the ice cream makes the kids kill peopleyour not fooling me Eli, you hack.
le Bungalow Malaise man
>>219932210>jew films are jewishftfy
>>219930553This is just WEAPONS but with magic ice cream instead of magic bonsai tree.
https://youtu.be/rdHjMr2Cp9AThe cabin fever soundtrack by angelo Badalamenti has a song for the weird cop that sounds exactly like his stuff for twin peaks
>>219930553I saw the TV glow ripoff
>>219930553>Eli Roth’s ICE CREAM MANthat k*ke just had to ruin Ice Cream Man now?
>>219931095Early Life connections.
>>219932150Everyone hates you
>>219934336I'm not jewish :)
>>219930553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlqhUf-shc
>>219930589fpbpEli Roth has never made a good movie
>>219930589Fpbp
>>219930553(((Ari Millen)))
>>219933217It's more like Children of The Corn. But we actually get to witness them kill all the adults in town.Still, looks a little too graphic. Eli Roth is more about sensualization over story/plot. Like didn't he do a killer clown mask movie? Same thing.
>>219930553>not called I-Scream Manok
Isn't there a Junji Ito story with this exact same premise
>>219930553Who funds this trash?
>>219934821Yeah, they adapted an episode of the animated Netflix show from it.
>>219930589I couldn't think of a more plausibly jewish name if I tried
>>219934542Knock Knock is his best movie
>>219930553This looks God awful ffs. Weapons was a piece of crap too. Im not wrong.
>>219934835It’s Eli Roth. It’s not for everyone.
>>219934835>looks at OP>studiocanalIt's the French.
>>219931095Pretty sure he's still friends with Tarantino, etc.
>>219934821No, in his story children were turning into ice cream after eating it.
>>219931160Yeah I loved how grimy the Thanksgiving trailer was in Grindhouse, but then he waited like 15-years before making the movie and it was basically nothing like the trailer in tone and wasn't even shot on film either.
>>219930553fucking great...as an Ice cream truck driver this is going to tank my summer sales...
>>219934869I agree but he married the wrong girl, he should have married Ana de Armas instead.
[to the tune of iron man]I'm the ice cream manRunning over fat kids in my vanI'll hit the skinny ones tooBut they don't pop like the fat ones doIf I don't get them first Then I will get them in reverse When I ring my bell All the little fat kids run like hell
>>219937417I also liked Death Wish with Bruce Willis. It was his last movie that he put any effort into
>>219934336everyone hates jews*ftfy
>>219930763I was hoping it was a remake of this when opening the thread, could have been absolute kino. I pretty much automatically check out of horror slop with the children of the corn trope.
>>219937444This wasn't very good but I commend you for doing this, anon. Keep it up and stay gold for me, pussycat.
>>219930553Bruh
>>219931160This, the trailer was great, the movie was shit
>>219930763this was so good, when the person is licking the eyeball in the ice cream, 10/10
>>219934869That was terrible though
>>219934542Green inferno was good though
