>guy flirts with bartender>cuts to them fucking This doesn't happen irl. Lady bartenders flirt with customers because it's their job.
>>219932413>he doesn't bang out his bartender for free boozeNgmi
>>219932413>Lady bartenders flirt with customers because it's their job.They do it to get a better tip
>>219932496Women were a mistake
>>219932413>>219932496True but only whore women become bartenders anyways. No such thing as a virgin female bartender
>>219932413>>219932496I can't imagine how delusional a man would have to be to go for a female bartender. She's going to almost invariably be young, attractive, and surrounded constantly by interested men. Unless you are literally Chad Thundercock himself, there is a 0% chance she'll be interested.
>>219932453That's a slippery slope. I got banned from an entire block of bars after a month of free shit everywhere. Servers though. That's the move. Still get hook ups but they don't have the power to cancel you after you stop banging them.
Bartenders are like any other women. They still like attractive men and will sleep with them if they like them. Just because they interact with them alot at their job doesn't change their biology.
>>219932492>They do it to get a better tipThey get tips because tipping is an expectation of customers at their job.
>>219932413No, it only doesn't happen to you
Ya mate it's a movie
>>219932532Glad you know your place >>219932535That's a skill issue but you're not wrong.
>>219932614>Glad you know your place Yes, I'm sure you're swimming in pussy anon, as evidenced by you posting on /tv/
I bartended in a chain restaurant in the downtown core of a major city for 2 years. Best job I ever had. Not the most high-status or well-paying. But still the best job I ever had.Pic semi-related.
>>219932413that lady has some nice breasts
>>219932647How does it feel realizing that not everyone here is a loser? If you tried to get some pussy, you might actually score. Get good son
>>219932741You are a loser though. You're posting on 4chan and over exageratedly bragging about having sex with the easiest women aside from literal prostitutes to other anonymous losers.
>>219932903ngmi everybody laugh at this nigga lmao
>>219932741I'm aware 4chan is normalfag central now.
Its like when a character brushes their teeth and doesn't spit out blood, its just hollywood bullshit
>>219932532You never know till you try, although its better to get their number. My brother is mid manlet and got a big booty Latina that worked at a hooters
>>219932496That’s literally what all women do in their head when they get male attention. Whether they like the guy or not
>>219932980man I'm glad I went to the dentist after this happened
>>219932496>this is how I *dont* feel when men give me a attention >a video of me, how I don’t feel>also look how sexy I dance
>>219932413>>219932492Im a 300lbs guy...its adorabe when bartenders/waitresses try that shit, you can see it coming a mile away.>>219932980>>219933053I fought that on and off for years. Despite brushing my teeth, I always got the "you need to brush better" every time I went to the dentist. I got a Philips Sonicare instead of a manual brush and it cleared up completely in a couple months. I am not a dentist though, so ymmv
>>219932998You're right, I'm probably just projecting. Normal men likely have a shot, but I'm very ugly so I have to be more discerning about when and where I try to make a move.
>>219933161Get the water flosser, otherwise those doritos and microplastics get lodged into your gums and bacteria starts shitting into the the abscesses
>>219932413>>219932492This. I found out the hard way last week. This bartender was flirting harder with me more than any bartender ever before in my 20 years of going to bars and I hit on her back and she said "i don't date people I meet at work."Feels bad, man.
>>219933255>I don't tip.
>>219933205ah forget to add, I added one of those too. Pro tip: the Philips ones are better than the Waterpik ones. Though, the Sonicare has made the biggest difference.
>>219932532This is so bizarre. I snagged a hot bartender by leaving my number and just being a somewhat normal regular that wasnt a pos. Im about to go pick her up in a hour after she closes. Says shes gonna quit when I get her pregnant kek
>>219932413yes you have identified that a movie is a movie.
>>219933361Why lie on the Internet?
>>219932413a lot of lady bartenders are total whores, why do you think they chose to work in a bar?this goes for male ones too desu, even more so.
>>219932652>I bartended in a chain restaurant in the downtown core of a major city for 2 years. Best job I ever had.Sounds like it could be quite fun and would get okay tips though.
>>219932532It's called being drunk and not giving a fuck. Like buying a 50p lottery ticket. You think they aren't aware of this basic fact? There are no downsides with 0.1% of getting something out of it. They don't let retarded opinion of tiktok comments decide what they can or cannot do. You won't understand this unless you've got your inhibitions knocked out of you by life experiences.
>>219932413nice pokey nipple. actress name?
>>219932413it happens sometimes but most the time not, kind of like strippers>>219932535used to date a server she hooked me up with a stage in a fancy place even after we stopped dating, she was cool>>219933908this who cares. my current favorite bar the bartender and i get a long when out of the bar but she does put me in customer mode when she's tending. i should stop chasing tho i'm getting tired
>>219933674Yeah but they’re more likely to be hooking up with the other bar staff, not patrons.
>>219932413Flirt? If I saw a lady bartender like this with no bra, I would rape them on the spot!
>>219932413I went on a date with a bartender (at her invitation) and got roofied by one of the guys she was fucking that worked with her after we ended up at her bar.
>cuts to them fucking Someone post the webm from that Butterfly Effect sequel, with the tits against the glass. I’m sure someone here knows what I’m talking about.
This is from Banshee, right? Crazy how Anthony Starr is so much bigger nowadays..
>>219932413Sex doesn't happen irl in general. It's still so surreal to me that humans somehow "choose" to have intercourse without force or coercion.
>>219934396Stay in the basement, we're all safer that way. Yeesh
>>219932413Well no shit, you can't cut in real life.
>>219934396There is definitely a force and it's called animal magnetism
>>219934396I am equally bewildered by people like you. How are you alive with such a warped view of reality?
>>219932669What do you mean?
>>219932413Wasn't it the actor who plays Homelander who fucked her right after he got out of prison?
>>219932614>>219932741>trying to make other people feel less than you on an anonymous message boardPretty insecure desu
>>219934388yep, first episode right after he gets out of prison
>>219932413The two female bartenders I knew were coincidentally the biggest whores I knew who would’ve thought absolutely nothing about having sex with a rando who interested them, and frequently did
>>219934491Yeah, Banshee is a fun show. If there’s a babe in the remote vicinity of Hood, guaranteed they’re fucking.
>>219933080That girl was not trying to be sexy in that video incel.
>>219934474How do you even meet women let alone persuade women to hang out with you let alone put your genitals in them? It legitimately feels like something that doesn't happen on this planet. Like it's so distant from my life experience it's actually alien
>>219934492Everyone is insecure in someway. Most of them still get laid. I don't know what else to tell you bro
>>219932496There is no reason to be so cunty and mean, jeez.
>>219932980Kek but real
>>219934582Post wrist
After switching to an electric toothbrush, my tooth sensitivity drastically decreased after a month or so, even though initially thought I'd never be able to use it. It removed a lot of plaque buildup I suppose which must've caused inflammation or whatever. I remember feeling an immense sense of cleanliness the first time I tried it, just don't go crazy and force it down on one spot for thirty seconds.
>>219932532Paradoxically, if everyone thinks that, then no one leaves her their number. And the one delusional guy who goes for it anyway ends up being the only one who does. And even if she doesn't call, you didn't really lose anything.
>>219932532bar where i used to frequent had a female bartender who was a massive slut, she would tell us stories about who she fucked etc and she literally wore see through white shirts like in op, anyway i guess she thought i was flirting with her one night and got angry that i didn't take her home to fuck her near closing and after she treated me like dirt sorry cunt but you're disgusting
>>219934912Can you link me to the brush you got? I'm too lazy to research on my own and need someone to point me in a direction so I can thoughtlessly buy something that'll improve my health or else I'll never do it myself.
>>219934582It comes naturally to me and it can’t be taught. It’s especially easy as a millennial.
>>219934582>How do you even meet womenThe only women you can encounter after school are bartenders but it's extremely hard to communicate to them without looking creepy or autistic
>>219934972Philips Sonicare series, or a Sainsbury's Sonic Advanced Rechargeable Toothbrush if you live in the UK. Slightly cheaper, nearly identical knockoff which is what I'm using. The Philips has slightly more power.
>>219934972Oral B Spinbrush with rechargeable cord is fine. You buy spare heads to change on it every few months, but don't have to buy batteries.
>>219935077There are usually women at bars that aren’t the bartender.
>>219934582You meet them through social circles, especially ones with women in them if you’re friends with women they’ll try and set you up with a single friend of theirs. You can gauge how attractive you are by throw attractive their friend is, they won’t toss steak to a mangy dog. You do have a social circle that includes women, don’t you?
>>219935147What are you supposed to do, just start a convo with a random woman?
>>219932413nipples
>>219934582You've got to have the killer instinct to make moves.
>>219935190I had to get it on
>>219932413This does happen and I have done it. These women aren't the unattainable goddesses you think they are.>>219932496case in point, most women are not like insta whores like this. You won't understand this because YOU spend most of your life on the internet, but most women in the real world actually don't.I assume you're going to go run like a good little retard to try and find some statistic to pull up that won't matter because the reality is you've never spent 20 years of your life in a barsex is easygetting a girlfriend is easygetting a woman you can live your whole life with without going insane is hardbut doable
>>219935173What are you gonna do, just wait for random women to talk to you?
>>219935152No
>>219935173Yes. That is literally what you do. That is literally why people go to places like bars.
>>219935212Well what is the alternative?What am I supposed to do? Ask her about the weather?
>>219934196that sucks anon
>>219935226That sounds creepy
>>219932532outch
A friend of mine works security for the local transit system and got called to one of the stops because some dude in a fedora and trench coat was creeping on women. When he got there the guy said he was just trying to make friends. When told that he was making people uncomfortable the guy sperged out and caused a huge scene, refused to leave and threw a tantrum. Eventually they just tazed him and dragged him out into a waiting patrol car.These threads always make me think of that story lol.
>>219935287Then get yourself a journal. Open it. In the first page, write:>I am going to stay home alone and talk to no one. I will post on the internet, play video games, watch movies or anime, or whatever, but I won't go out and talk to people.>I will do this every day until I die. I will always be alone. I will always be miserable. I will always try to find cope that I'm fine with this, but I am not Nikola Tesla. I'm just some guy who's afraid of talking to people.>When I die, no one will notice until someone calls about the smell and the coroner washes my long-forgotten remains out with a hose. I choose this life for myself, because talking to people is "creepy". I have made this choice today, and I will never, ever swerve from it. Every day will be just like the last for me.Then close the journal.
>>219935287If your self esteem levels are so low that you only see yourself as a creepy nuisance to strangers, then yeah, it’s not the dating scene for you.
>>219932413who is this whore
>>219935367I mean intruding into unknown people's conversations is extremely awkward. And if the woman is alone and you approach her that's kinda terrifying
>>219935446Well yeah, we understand that you’re a shy guy pussy, but the only way to get over that is exposure therapy.
>>219935470No it's not, I've tried to cold approach women before and it psychologically scarred me
>>219934647>pointing out my glaring insecurities means you don’t have sex
If you want to get laid you usually need to have a friend group with people who have other friends. Naturally you will mingle with a lot of people and girls trust you more when you have a good reputation among people they know.
it is not hard to have sexyou are miserable cowardsthere is literally no such thing as "incel"you are not "involuntary"you choose to not go outsideyou choose to not talk to womenyou choose to not develop social skillsyou choose to not do a million other things you have responsibility for to not make your life a waking nightmareyou're afraid of all that, you're addicted to immediate gratification and dopamine drip and so you stay home alone and complain about all the other people whose "fault" it is. but it's only your fault because it's only your life and no one has any obligation to arrange things to give you a perfect utopian dream on a silver platter.you'll die alone and it's all your fault.i do not have any sympathy for you, because it's so, so easy to fix.
>>219935361Nice blog.
>>219935552Nice blog.
>>219935552>you're afraid of all that,No shit retard, of course we're afraid to do scary things. Who the fuck walks up to random women and flirts with them on the spot like it's the pre-Internet age
>>219933255your mistake was coming on so strong she could reply with that, gotta have plausible deniability so you can act like she was reading into it too much then she looks dumb>>219933292best move is to just not care
>>219932413I fucked my bartender, it can happen, we’re still friends even
>>219935250the fuck dude no, you talk to her about something interesting, or something you're interested inyou have to have some banter and enjoy the conversation>ask her random questions>tease heryou can't expect her to fuck you if you can't even be bothered to try intriguing her>and no it isn't going to work everytime, doesn't anyone>you just have to keep trying and not give up
Butterfly Effect 3
>>219933255Should have stalked her after her shift ended and figured out where she lived so you could “randomly” bump into her the next day
>>219932980>character wipes after taking a shit>no blood on his toilet papermovies were a mistake
>>219933255you're supposed to say, who said anything about date?
>>219932980>>219936022kek
>>219932413>Lady bartenders flirt with customers because it's their job.Yeah and fucking them afterwards is their job too. You do know this don't you? Don't tell me you've never actually...
this attitude that female bartenders can just openly flirt with everybody but you are a retard/creep if you try and flirt back is bonkers to me. Such a manipulative behaviour, bitch I'm here for a drink not for a lap dance so don't lead me on if you don't mean it, I'm not gonna gift you $20 just because you showed a bit of cleavage
>>219932652Dated a girl in college who bartended at Applebees. She dropped out of school once she started bartending cuz she had huge tits and would make $300+ in one dinner shift. Haven’t talked to her in a decade but I think she’s still bartending and prob makes 6 figures working 24-30 hours a week
>>219932496This is why I don't bother with women or dating. Social media has ruined it.
>>219936477Yeah, it totally wasn't your fucked up face and side profile.
>>219936022>not even a single scene where the character wakes up in the middle of the night with painful heartburn and has to sit up until his stomach stops burning It's like every movie is fantasy or sci-fi
>>219933674This might be a total shock to you but some bartenders are just social people who like talking to people.>>219935499This is true and also why it's too much work for some of us. The hoops to jump through just to have a chance. It certainly is a lot easier to just go to work then go home.
>>219932413If you’re a star they let you do it
I lived next to this bartender 8 years ago I had a crush on that looked like pic related. Woke up at 4am one night to the sounds of intense plapping. That whole summer she had a new guy over almost every weekend and I sometimes recognized guys who worked at or patronized that bar.They all would drink and party after work and that's where a lot of it happened. Also a lot of overlap with relatively rich dudes who can provide party favors.She has a kid with a nice church fella now. >>219933674>>219934119this
>>219936702whoops
>>219932496dat ass, however
>>219936494I see you're still stuck in your looks are all that matter phase. When the looks fade you don't want to be stuck with some social media obsessed vapid person.
>>219936494NTA but social media has genuinely ruined women. Average women can get tens of thousands of Instagram followers and a sea of simps chasing them. Hoeflation is real
>>219932413>This doesn't happen irl.to you.
>>219932496>The worst she can say is "no" I wish women actually just said no instead of shaming or doing some weird evasion dance that drags it out and makes it feel worse.
your response?
>>219935552i dont want sexi want lovestupid zoomer faggot
>>219935374it's random model they got for Banshee episode 1.It's opening montage of MC getting out of the prison, and visiting bar to fuck a bartender, before ridicolous action scene where he is chased by Ukrainian mafia.Banshee is so weird show
>>219932413Kek these threads always expose virgin incelsYes it happens anon
>>219934712She's tone deaf and a narcissist in social media, the idea of being mean doesn't exist in her brain, it's all just quirky and relatable content.
>>219933255You should have asked about the scrapple.
>>219932652>>219933842>>219936457I left reddit because of posts like this, why do you feel the need to bring this useless information up? It's so stupid and pointless, no one asked, no one is interested in knowing where you worked, if you worked and what was your feelings towards your job. Please, go back to 9gag or reddit.
>>219932998Yeah you'll never know that you can't be an NFL quarterback if you don't go to the open tryouts just go bro.
>>219934925>And even if she doesn't call, you didn't really lose anything.you doyour dignity
>>219937849Please go back to the psych ward.
>>219932413They should make a movie about the part between the cut
>>219932496>I totally don't care about the attention I get
>>219933361insane story
>have no actual romantic interest in any of my coworkers>one of them is nice to me once>crush develops and I can't stop fantasizing my life together with her, despite her not being my type at all>gosling_reaction.bmpfuck this stupid high school garbage. I just want to enjoy looking at my coworkers' asses again and nothing more.
bar drinkers are no better than sex havers, a bunch of normalfag scumget off my internet you fucks
>>219934582you have to be just open-minded and learn how to flirt back & forth. women yearn for company as much as men, in my opinion. there's plenty of lonely women out there. at least for me, it's not that uncommon that women flirt with me, they're just quite careful about it most of the time, you have to just learn to move it forward subtly. granted, i'm in good shape, relatively tall and been called handsome more than a few times, so i don't know if i represent the average man, but this may not apply to every man.here's a story of when flirtation was very obvious and i pussied out:>be me walking my dog>a woman walks past me, smiles>we walk back and forth many times because i walk fast, she quite slow but my dog starts to sniff things >she walks in front of me>opens up her hair, flows it back and forth>looks back and gives a smile>even takes off her shirt from her waist covering her ass>keeps looking back at me>contemplate on going to talk to her>pussy out because i have an appointment in one hour and she's like in her mid 30s (good looking gal though)>regret it the whole day, could've probably had it in the same dayoh well... still quite bummed about it, but that's probably the most obvious flirt women have made towards me sober. usually they just find excuses to talk to you, touch you etc. it's quite subtle.
>>219938597Crazy that someone who becomes infatuated so easily even has a type.
>>219937341Banshee is the only show i dropped because of too much sex. i never thought it could be possible but it felt always so unnecessary and unlikely
>>219938791combination of porn addiction (my type are big tits and ass lel) and not working/going to school with chicks for like a decade. the chick I'm obsessed with has neither tits or ass and even has tats and a septum ring. someone who would be otherwise be disgusting to me ended up being someone I fantasize about cuddling with and spending time with and I hate it.
>>219936716damn, you have miserable standards for crushes.
>>219938946I'm in the same position right now. I swore off dating, because I'm an ugly bastard with no realistic chances and I also prefer girls with big D tits (due to a titfucking fetish) and there's this blonde Bosnian girl at work who is thin, athletic, minor skin condition and likes to hike a lot and when I realized that she's nice to me and sometimes even jumps up from her office chair to assist me with whatever I started to get these same goddamn urges too and now I can't stop staring at her pretty ass when she walks by. If I go for it it will be career suicide.
>>219935207No.
>>219938786Man, some people really live in a whole different universe. I don't think a girl ever smiled at me.
>>219935552Wrong.
>>219939137This is reality.>>219935207This is not.
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