how do you get someones wife to hate fuck you out of revenge on their husband?
>>219932630Just be yourself
>>219932630*her husband*Jeez...
>>219932630>his performance
how do you have sex with a woman?
>>219932630mow his lawn
was it really anal? someone said in another thread that you wouldn't be able to cum that quickly from vaginal sex
people often miss that rust was a fake nihilist who was in love with maggie the whole time and went off the deep end after not only doing that piss poor two pump chump performance but also outright being told she does not give a fuck about him
Honestly just be friends with/in the loose social circle of a guy getting divorced. Women are vicious sociopaths and don't want to leave a relationship without first utterly destroying the man by fucking his closest friend(s)/acquaintances and blowing up his social standing.
>>219932675slap her titties around a bit then put your weiner in her butt and pee
>>219932744better question: how do male actors try and avoid having a hard on when they basically have to simulate sex and not have it be felt by the actress?
>>219932744It was one pump in each hole, and then rust faked an orgasm to get the old hag out of the apartment and maintain his nofap streak
>>219932744>you wouldn't be able to cum that quickly from vaginal sexwatch me
>>219932841mcconaughey is a deeply closeted fag who recently divulged that he was fucked in the ass in a pickup trunk when he was 17
>>219932744what monkmode volcel sigma for 15 years do to an existentialist archetype
Anyone who says it wasn't anal is an idiot. They foreshadowed it with this scene as Marty being the one tempted by anal but Rust in the end was the one seduced into sodomy
>>219932744Anal doesnt that feel good, you'd last longer doing. Woman can do a magic gyrating trick with vag where you will instantly bust
>>219932794Correct. Though she set him up with women that looked like her. Also never noticed that the little talk the hooker gives to Marty to convince him to cheat again was essentially what Rust had told someone to get them to confess.
>>219932865that's quite detailed, is there more information, preferably in third person?
>>219932744I've been told that anal sex is squishy and you don't get that much traction once she loosens up.
>>219932744Literally anybody becomes a two pump chump after like 10 years of monk life, and even Rocco would be done in two minutes with an ass like that
>>219932934Anal fetish is gay propaganda. The only good thing about it, is a girl letting you do it
>>219932891She is so walled
>>219932896she was kinda leading him on, but unlike marty she would never fuck him if he did not cheat on heri can't remember the talk bit>>219932909he put it in his biography, kinda phrased it like babish - can't remember wink wink nudge nudge
Anal is amazing, my girlfriend loves to have it with me once a week :))
Did Rust jerk off?
SOMEONE POST IT ALREADY GOD DAMN IT
>>219932744i exploded on contact before. shit was not cash
he went right up her shitter
>>219933123when is his operation?
>>219933021>she was kinda leading him onShe really was. She could tell he had puppy dog eyes for her, as much as a guy like that can. Pined for her. Also I remember when he called the court stenographer a "younger version of Maggie." She didn't like look a younger version of Maggie at all, but *his* date did.>i can't remember the talk bitIt's something I only noticed on the latest rewatch. It's when she's talking to him at the
>>219933377>It's when she's talking to him at theshit they got him bros, anon's been drafted, we're next. it's over
>>219932947>10 years of monk lifeYou are either a two pump chump or you cant cum at all.
>>219933441is there really nothing in between?
>>219933441basically
>>219933377>>219933413Whoops! Anyway it's when the hooker is talking to him after they grab drinks at the bar. They're outside leaning next to Marty's car. It's the same talk Rust gives with to the thief who jerked off over panties to get him to confess.
>>219932630the times i've done it is because the husband was abusive or distant and i gave the wife attentionall 3 times i fucked those wives in the ass they let you do anything to them
>>219932630>>219932744>just mowing your lawn, marty
>>219932744>nofap nocum for 10 yearsI would bust instantly too
>>219934322any of them hot?
>>219932744>someone said in another thread that you wouldn't be able to cum that quickly from vaginal sexHas to be the most virgin shit I ever saw. Why do you underage faggots out yourselves like this?
>>219934322They'll call me a liar but I fucked both my ex-wife's younger cousin AND her brother's wife.The sister-in-law I cummed on her face at the end. I asked her about it:>Did you ever let [name] cum on your face?"No.">And you just let me do it without a word of protest?"Yeah."Der Ewige Frau.
>>219932891Carcosa causes anal lust?
>>219932744if i dont jerk off for like 5 days i will be that quick
>>219932744Yup it was confirmed anal. The reason he got mad at her immediately after fucking her was because she hadn't prepped fully before coming over and got stinky shit on his penis
>>219934761Hey man, you take the dirt road you gotta expect a little mushroom on your tip.
>>219934822ever heard of an enema, barbarian?
>>219932630be someone women want to have sex with and be in the right place at the right time
>>219934999Nice trips but but the woman will become terminally embarrassed that she actually had shit in her asshole and you can't buy a power imblanace like that.
>>219932744Happened with me once. Best thing to do is hide it under the sheets or something and start giving her oral and pray your dick gets hard again. Keep at it with the oral and finger blasting, you can turn this bad situation into a win.
>>219935057>and you can't buy a power imblanace like that.that's literally rape
>>219935109Consensual anal sex with a woman is literally not rape.
>>219932934You’re not wrong. It’s objectively worse than vaginal.
>>219932744I would last like 3 seconds
>>219935247Don’t bother, anon. He’s not going to be able to understand. >>219932630The real redpill is that her family sent her there to break up the duo permanently so that they wouldn’t catch on. Her father seems to have been in on it on some level judging from the drawings Marty’s daughter brought home early on in the season.
>>219932891ASSDRUNKthe true ending of season 1 was that marty actually killed all the people, because this foul temptress said he would get infinite anal forever if he serves the cult. that blonde bitch from superman show also participated.its in the director's cut, they explain the whole thing
>>219932630Marty was such a dick, rust didnt have to do anything,
>>219932630>parents pay me to handle their rental property>tenant is going through a separation from her husband>she starts flirting and we eventually fuck>think it's because I'm young and she wanted to get back at him>it's actually because she didn't know if she could make rentit hurts
>>219935247>power imbalance isn't rapemoids, everyone.
is anal really that good?
>>219932744>was it really anal?No.>someone said in another thread that you wouldn't be able to cum that quickly from vaginal sexVaginal feels better. The vagina has had 4.5 billion years of evolutionary practice at draining dicks, it is unbelievably efficient at it, especially if the woman knows how to do that trick where they squeeze their vagina muscles and you basically bust instantly.But in rust's specific case:-he hadn't had sex in yearsand-it's his first time with that specific personand-they're both really attracted to each other and the sexual tension had been building for a whileBut other things that can make you jizz prematurely is if you jerk off to porn a lot. So Stop doing that, kids. Premature ejaculation is horrifically humiliating...t. 45 year old
>>219935683>Is getting poopoo on your peepee good?No, it's for homos.
>>219935696>But other things that can make you jizz prematurely is if you jerk off to porn a lot. So Stop doing that, kids. Premature ejaculation is horrifically humiliating...weird, I thought it did the opposite. mad you disfunctional becuase you are so used to porn as the stimulus you forget how to be normal
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ASS
Ass druk
>>219937701hypnotic
>>219932630bro it's so easy to get a woman who hates her husband to fuck you lol
>>219932630in Rusts case it's because he's super attractive, has a respectable career, and is just kinda akward with a tragic backstory and a chip on his shoulder. should propably work for you too if you have the first two things
