I’m guessing they’re waiting until The Boys wraps up before they start dropping trailers. Any chance of it being decent?
>>219933975Its going to be a rotten shart of a movie on the same level as world war z. This is a good thing, because crossed is something of a rotten shart to begin with, so I might enjoy it.
it could be decent if they dont hold back on the rape and gore pornalso what streamer/channel would it be on?
>>219933975>Any chance of it being decent?Zero.
>>219933975It’s being directed by the guy who did The Sadness, so that’s a plus
>>219933975This art is hideous. When did comics start looking so ugly?
>>219933975Anyone who cares about this is extremely low iq
>>219933975It's just a small band of survivors traveling through ruined cities, towns and wilderness and trying not to get kill by a larger group of cannibalistic serial killers. Should be okay. They should have formed a firing line and just shoot down their pursuers though.
>>219934412And what is a complete net negative is they noggified the single mom and little boy. No one is going to give a fuck when she shoots him in the head.
>>219934527I thought crossed was the “zombie apocalypse except the virus turns you into a psychotic murderrapist who still has human intelligence instead of just a mindless zombie” comic tho
I don’t read comics but judging from the boys and what I see of crossed, this guy is one of the worst writers of all time?
>>219933975>Any chance of it being decent?Its a really, really, slim chance, but im still hoping its at least ok or passable
Garth Ennis is a Satanic priest of the Free Masons. If you taste your semen it can unlock your third eye and allow you I see the truth.
>>219934699They can’t adapt the most extreme shit in the comic, so they can’t fully rely on the shock value to keep people engaged
Badlands was kino
>>219934659Pretty much. It was a cool idea and definitely a nightmare scenario that mankind would absolutely not walk back from (like Black Gas), but it just becomes more and more about Gay Anus throwing buckets of blood at you going "ARE YOU DISTURBED YET?" when ironically when you weren't shown exactly what was happening all the time it was way more impactful.
>>219934699The director’s previous film basically had the exact same premise as crossed did, and it was really well received. I think it’s gonna be just mediocre at absolute worst and something really special at best
>>219934760I did this and he's correct, I saw the truth when I looked in the mirror and realised I was a cum tasting faggot.
>>219934862Sadness actually had a plot, that's the problem. Id they are doing issue one it's going to be mainly filmed in someone's backyard with people stumbling around in the trees waiting for the next splatter scene to happen.
>>219934442mid 90's - mid 00's edgy style
>>219934659I absolutely wouldn’t say that he’s the worst when I comes to comic writers.He can put out some good stuff when he has a editor to reel him in, and even his worst slumps have a handful of ok ideas in them
The only person who can make a proper crossed movie is lucifer valentine
>>219934659>>219934928Ennis thinks he is like mark miller but he is like a brainded and gay version of mark miller
>>219934844That’s the reason why I’m cautiously optimistic about the movie. They aren’t gonna be able to show the laughably egregious shit involving the children and such, so they actually need to focus on other shit more
No Horsecock no watch
Another to thread dedicated to my favorite series based off the fact people STILL talk about it regardless of how they use it as opportunity to shit on ennis for pedantic stupid reasons. God tier series and apocalypse scenario
>le ebin gore people normally grow out of it like with atheism
>>219933975the first story is really the only good one
>>219934331Shudder has the streaming rights to The Sadness
>Crossed is lazy edgy garbage and the only reason it hasn't been completely forgotten is how edgy it is>"Will a film adaptation that's not allowed to be remotely as edgy as the comics be decent?"
>>219934331The director is a legit edgelord, I have faith in him.
>>219935095Thanks for your input, Vaush.
>>219933975they would have to adapt the fatal englishman or wish you were here for it to be even passablethe gore needs to be juxtaposed with "humanity = le good and empathetic and caring" OR the main character is a compelling enough survivor prick like shaky or the guy in the first badlands story that voted to leave the pregnant girl behind
>>219934331>it could be decent if they dont hold back on the rape and gore pornNo doubt it will be gory, but sexual violence is something the media really really hates more than anything. Besides even the comic shies away from the ultimate taboos and it ends up just being retarded. The only way they could do it and actually make it better if is they leave the worst stuff up to your imagination. It's what the comic really doesn't understand that you don't need to show all this graphic gore and sexual violence because just hinting at it is way more effective.
Crossed psychopath is the only good one. He's literally us.
>>219934331the original run is not that extreme outside one scene
>>219933975>MovieWait why movie and not series? This could easily be their new TWD. Sure the stories changes but you can mix previous characters there
>>219933975>There are "people" out there that unironically paid money to consume comics like The Boys and CrossedCan we just put these fucks on a registry already and get it over with?
>>219933975>Any chance of it being decent?nah, comic is just gore porn
>>219934589Yeah, that is why I said "cannibalistic serial killers." Have you ever listened to a True Crime podcast or watched a True Crime t.v. documentary or YouTube video? Many serials killers are rapists AND murderers as well as sadistic and in some cases cannibals. That is what the Crossed virus does to people, turns them into serial killers but more deranged and depraved.
>>219942252This board jerks off to gore porn though. That's why this thread exists in the first place. They'll sit behind their keyboards, in their mom's basement, covered in Cheeto dust, telling you your taste in movies is bad. Meanwhile, in the other tab, they're watching a woman getting sawed in half for the 1,000th time.
>>219934789They can still get pretty gruesome stuff onscreen since Eli Roth and the Saw movies do that stuff all the time. Heck, Eli Roth has a new movie about children becoming serial killers, it's like a more rabid version of Where Evil Lurks where the children are killing people.
>>219933975>I’m guessing they’re waiting until The Boys wraps up before they start dropping trailerswhy? what does the boys have to do with crossed?
>>219935161>picnext chapter never
>>219942463It's edgy as fuck. All they need is a new Homelander/Rick like lead for people to give a shit
>>219934659No, the guy who wrote The Unfunnies takes that crown.
>>219937550No, he's referring to a character from the first series. Although he does carry around a severed horse penis
Saw on Reddit last year that there were some Crossed live action fan films made by Italians. They seem pretty fun but more action oriented.https://youtu.be/548tS9roQKAThis one is based on the first story of the Badlands where the group in winter is being chased by a horde of Crossed. The fan film is similar in that it is a bunch of survivors being chased by Crossed. The survivors seem to be military guy with guns shooting and killing Cross but their number gets cut down. Last part of the fan film even has the grenade ending.https://youtu.be/sA26TI62DAgSome guy being chased by a group of Crossed get saved by a woman who is also infected but happens to be a smart Crossed. Together they kill a bunch more Crossed. The infected woman's rash is similar to Aioleann from "Wish You Were Here". Has a happy ending.
>>219942911There is no reason to think anyone gives a shit about any streaming original. There is no independently verifiable viewership data. The reality is the shit is made exclusively to manufacture losses to avoid taxation.
>>219933975>Any chance of it being decent?If you actually like this trash you're going to like anything they shit on your plate
>>219942463Both comics were created by Garth,
>>219942324No one said it won't be popular with the Terrifier crowd, just that it will be tasteless shit
>>219943215Well im sorry that your tastes are too refined for the simple, plebeian joy of a schlocky horror movie
Bump.
>>219933975Cool
>>219934589The Crazies did it first and better.
You can't adopt it faithfully and anything less than a 100% faithful adaptation is just Walking Dead with not-zombies.
I expect it to be like Terrifier or VHS ands have dicks, gore and balls but no tits and vagene for some reason because female nudity is too problematic CHUD, this is not porn, now here is a scene of a kid being thrown into a woodchipper while the crossed jerk off.
>>219943159I am surprised that this has fans, that it has fans in italy and the fans have enough friends to make a fan movie.Like where do these people meet? I am interested in participating in amateur stuff like this, surprising /tv/ doesn't do this.Also when I read Italian I thought of Italian zombie movies, you know the ones, but it was like a film class project made with airsoft stuff so uh, yeah, ok.
>>219933975There is no coming back from this, they know there is a limit now
>>219945998Twd cucked itself by killing the kid and most of the white actors, losing rick actor etc
>>219945863Don't know. Maybe the guys who made the Crossed fan films are also into comic books and Italian horror and they decided to make fan films based on the Crossed series. Some American fans made live action short fan film. But I didn't post the YouTube link since the short film was just overweight American comic book fans turning Crossed and killing each other.Obviously, Italy, and Europe in general, have better food than Americans. Plus they walk everywhere.
Will they do the salt circle scene from the first issue?
Sometimes it feels like the world isn't too far off from being in a "Crossed" type situation these days.
didn't taiwan make a zombie movie inspired by this? called sadness or smth
>>219934589They seemed a little more messed than that in the comics. They would have parts of their bodies destroyed or missing and still be alive and trying to kill you.
>>219945863>I am surprised that this has fans, that it has fans in italyLeast surprising part. If you filter out Japan with the eroguro shit, Italy will come on top as THE source of a lot of erotic horror/thrillers. Yes, with gore.Terror Blu comes to mind. Probably some others too.
why would it be good when the source material is shit
>>219945863Italy loves horror and it used to be prolific with these type of movies. Terrifier 3 did really well at the box office there too
Hey, this series is kind of based
>>219941081Surprisingly Volume 1 doesn't actually have that many rape/gore scenes, Badlands and Family Matters is where it gets really fucked
>>219934527We've talked about this before, and the whole point of them running away is to not engage the enemy, taking time to engage the enemy is taking time to get yourself outflanked or surrounded. Fighting is a last resort
The Boy may have recently referenced the Crossed virus
>>219933975Looks awful. Who does this appeal to? Gen X?
>>219945742Terrifier has tits in it you ignorant fuck
Presume they're adapting the Wish You Were Here arc from the webcomic? It's about the only decent story and isn't particularly gory. That or The Fatal Englishman/Thin Red Line.
>>219950064It's explicitly the first story, the one with this scene in it
Most of crossed was dogshit. I can't believe the adaptation will be any good, since you can't show what the crossed do on camera.It's a series with child rape, necrophilia, absurd levels of gore, and nudity. It's not watchable.
Crossed is getting a surprising amount of attention on tiktok
>>219947075I remember some anon saying future would be Crossed since the ones breeding are the mentally ill/rapists.
>>219950064Ding ding ding.It's the only thing that they can get away and even then they have to tone it down. You're not gonna see a naked nun get fisted with a chopped off arm in the theater.
>>219950282>child rape,i don't remember any. in fact i don't even remember any kids being shown killed kek
>>219950307>harrisonfordwhogivesashit.gif
>>219950452They never show it, but it's heavily implied in multiple comics. There's also the story about family values where the dad has previously raped his daughters. - In crossed volume 1, if you google it, the crossed literally carve up the kid while they rape the mom and dad.
>>219950160Will they adapt the full scene?
He would be a good twd Rick leader for this if they want to keep using Homelander, too bad the actor is too lazy to work out
