Mogging Miami edition>FTL NEWS:-- Crazy Gang is doing a parody of Kick streams... -- Jet, Ben and Nina are taking a virgin autist named Kevin to Clavicular's club in Miami to get pussy and eat alligators-- Kevin said he's not autistic-- Kevin said he's a fan of Cryokeen https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776817899830062.webm-- Kick streamer Bendub PISSES HIMSELF! https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ss544w/kick_streamer_bendub_pees_himself/-- Trump endorsed the Stickermule guy in a congressional election https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/2046652021961638353-- Drunk Drake kinostream w/ S5 fish and Frank VOD: https://kick.com/gypsiboyz/videos/1ca3d250-577c-4fe9-b754-43d79e41e247>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://kick.com/jetnephttps://kick.com/bendubhttps://kick.com/lettyvisionhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt27556595https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219933196
hi
>georgetown
what does clavicular even do?
>>219934421hi
clavicular taking them to a remote island and hunting them down one by one
>>219934425he mogs
>>219934425zog industry plant
Jet thinking of the worst ways possible 2 try and get a new audience 4 fishtank is a good bit
crazy gang jenna
>>219934425he hits himself with a hammer and does meth i think
Off topic thread do your part and report it
You guys are not actually watching this shit, right?
>>219934425He looksmax
guy who starts watching season 6 because they saw crazy gang at claviculars club:
>>219934425He was mid in high school and put all of his time and energy into becoming hot and getting pussy. Which made him rich. And that's pretty awesome honestly, I don't care what anyone else says...
>>219934450No I'm listening to Bashir talking about marriage alliances.
>>219934430might be worth the $10 desu
bill ottman ironically watching clavicular thinking "this is so silly"
>>219934461its a very 2026 come up story and also really really funny
>>219934476bill ottman is a "just be yourself" chad
>page 3
>>219934425literally catty Zyzz
jet throwing away a niche streaming concept that was showing success at gaining new viewers on kick to do boring run of the mill IRL content is something
>>219934483It's also funny that people are mad about him. And when they try to articulate why, they end up exposing their own hypocrisy's in the process
>>219934425his stream is really boring, it's all bots, he just has (actually) 1600 indians that spam clips of him on twitter all day and gets massive traction from it
>>219934512oh nooooooooo
>>219934512kevin mogs
>>219934476bill ottman serenely smiling while watching crazy gang and thinking to himself “ahh these crazy kids, you’re only young once”
PACK IT UP
bashir ranting about the deluge and telling the caller to go shut the fuck up and go pray
look, I dislike vimp and binx as much all guys, but even they don't deserve to have what Greg did to Blacksmith's wife happen to them
>>219934514ive also noticed that people want to hate him really badly, and have no real reason to. all he does is promote young dudes to look as best as they possibly can, which does actual open doors because halo effect is real. i think people hate him is becuase looksmaxxing has incel roots and also his association with the tates/myron gaines/sneako
jet breaking gets me
Jet my son, you need to make a spinoff filler, you can choose;1) Bitchtank 2: Easy money maker, easy women for you to have sex with, not hard to come up with bullshit to call challengesHigh reward, Low Risk2) KickTank Miami Edition: Kevin. Maybe drugs?Low reward, High Risk
>>219934550Was that the one that passed out and Jet raped her?
Epic jet van stream doing about as well as 'cucumbefeet' bashir interview.
>lmao wacky kick streamer parodySomeone needs to remind the wiggers that ironic faggotry is still faggotry
qrd on this kevin guy?where tf did he come from???
>>219934461he looked the same lol. I literally posted him in /ftl/ threads in 2023
has anyone tried jungian active imagination before?
>>219934550i don't think i could ever be around greg knowing that burt fucked him in the ass
you now realise Clav looksmaxxing out Landon was a bit they came up for Fishtank, but combined with Clav's overdose and Landon simping beyond redemption, they had to get a new autist for the bit
>>219934578Clavicular was alive in 2023?
letty is so tired of this shit lol
>>219934575No it isn't, you're autistic
>>219934551Because they no one wants to admit that there's any truth to what the incels are complaining about... It doesn't make Incels any less pathetic to admit that they were right about "being attractive as a man gets you more dates with attractive women". The hot leftist women who hate Clav, most likely have the same standards for attractiveness that he does. so it's all hypocrisy at the end of the day
>Bashtards are all white ex-servicemen that strapped missiles to bombers
>>219934554cute
Carolina's gums
>>219934598shockingly flat, literally no tits
>>219934581idk if its the same thing, but when im in bed with my eyes closed, i start seeing things and hearing things as if they were real, but im still awake.
>>219934551i think people mostly have a problem with the hammer and meth stuff
>>219934598holy nontent
>>219934562interview not going well?
Bitchtintanque You know its the future.
nina is a FRAUD
How has gigi not told ellie that jet is a loser?
>>219934551we have a problem because its a giant grift and its trying to frame gynocracy as based
>>219934628But do those same people have an issue with women getting botox or lip filler? Or taking meth for their made up ADHD diagnosis?
>>219934628he looks weird and uncanny tootoo much plastic surgery looks just as wrong on men as it does women
>>219934633haven't watched, just almost the same viewership
>>219934596It absolutely is. It's like when writers insert some character that is deliberately annoying, thinking it will be funny rather than just being annoying.Or like ironic jeet posting that just winds up making the board annoying to use because no one wants to see jeets, ironic or not.
>>219934601yeah, its definetly a mindfuck for them that is hard to attack hearing someone who is not an incel purporting incel talking points and proving them to be real. i dont watch clav just seen clips against my will, but he isnt even that controversial in the shit he says, the only thing people have on him is "he is telling kids to smoke meth and hit their face with hammers!" which i dont even think is true. probably just a mindfuck for them because he is spouting incel talking points while being extremely far from an incel, so they cant just dismiss it
>>219934551There are plenty of better fitness guys who don't advocate using meth to be lean, overdosing on drugs, spending 50k+ on cosmetic surgery, grooming yourself, taking care of your skin, lifting weights, and doing ALL THAT to get STD-ridden Miami party sluts with over 200 body count who get blackout drunk every week.That's pretty much my problem with lookmaxxersImagine doing all that JUST to get party hoes with over 200 body count whose dream is to be a Dubai toilet or a yatch girl fucking old menI don't think that's healthy for young boys
>>219934656he didnt get any plastic surgery>>219934651yes we do obviously
>>219934651idk
>>219934654JD is underrated
>>219934641nobody will tell you this, but women are actually really dumbeven the good looking ones
Reminder that the only TTS Bongo ever sent were during Bitchtank.
>>219934654why would a closet have a long on the inside?
fatvoiced bashbabe asking for bashirs zodiac sign
>>219934673if he didn't walk, s-tier
Bashbabes are horny.
they shouldve played cards against humanity more
>>219934612They both know what it's like to be a warrior of god
>>219934673the show would've been better with JD and without Laura
>>219934689>https://www.instagram.com/brynncess__/This is the chick that was just flirting with him btw
W tts
>>219934598carolina my beloved
>>219934676what a newfag
>>219934667Because a lot of attractive men share "incel talking points". The men who hate women the most are the ones who fuck the most. Always has been...
>>219934595She'll do porn before she apologizes to her mother.
>>219934676WE LOVE BITCHTANK <3
this is already shit because now this calvicular has taken over discussion and soon it will be someone even worse
>>219934691i miss head
>>219934581What is that?
>>219934697His four wives won’t like this
>>219934654The clip of Bash dodging JD’s pussy water throw and then mogging him is amazing
>>219934425Scams interviewers by agreeing to an interview and leaving after 1 question
Simp fanbases that are totally dead:Poopleigh, EllieVerging on death but propped up by hate:BinxHanging by a thread:Josie
>>219934722lmao
What if Kevin is just pretending to be autistic?
>>219934718That's kind of Jet's plan...to associate with someone who a lot of people are talking about
>>219934691W camera guy
>>219934595She's getting paid, don't worry.
>>219934720James talks to him everyday
this is just kick content lmao
>>219934730well it sucks
>>219934726still smitten with tay
>>219934676That's why she's the GOAT
>>219934726binx's simp base was already on its dying gasps but going on this season and then angering them by ghosting them and never going home has somehow made her worse off than before
Cucumberfeet looks like normal weight Aryeh with long hair
>>219934730Similar to a parasite per se
>>219934742This is worse than kick content, because kick streamers tend to interact with the chat
>>219934665Kill yourself
>>219934745Many are saying this...
>>219934754My nose isn't that big.
You Fishtank fans are going to pay the ultimate price
Homeless ‘Johnny Neptune’ Jailed in Alleged Dunkin’ Donuts Extortion Caper
>>219934721i dont fully understand it myself, but seems like it would be cool to try so was trying to see if any anons had tried it and could ask them questions
>>219934665I am Indian
NEW>>>/bant/24237310>>>/bant/24237310>>>/bant/24237310>>>/bant/24237310
>>219934726Seeing how Tayleigh has an steady average of 80 viewers, with peaks of 100-110, I think she's doing fine
>>219934723
>>219934740>bashir bullies landon immediately upon meeting him>landon steals his girl
Ben trying to do some sort of character is cringe worthy but it is something
are they making fun of kick people and trying to get them as an audience at the same time? do people who watch kick stuff know that they’re being made fun of right now or are they too stupid?
>>219934726everyone is a an ellie simp
>>219934752>>219934785>tayleigh gets more viewers than binxKEK
>>219934794its just fishtank viewers
i haven't been watching. is it as bad as or worse than expected?
>>219934676based
Crazy Gang a garnacho bit tho
>>219934794the joke is funny to no one and they're not getting new kick people as viewers
>>219934785Is that even good though? I would not have thought so
>>219934794dude it’s ironic as hell it’s awesome
>>219934742No, it's just too highbrow for you bro, you don't get it. They're poking fun at a at zoomer/nigger/kick streamers by BEING zoomer/nigger/kick streamers. It's called "irony" in internet parlance.
>>219934792chris, jet and ben have said multiple times damiel is the funniest guy they've ever met, enjoy this shit.
>>219934794No, they're just pissy chat thinks it's a stupid idea, so they're doing an "ironic" bit after getting backlash for doing kickshitThey really do want to do IRL streams but now they're being "ironic" about it
>>219934803it's 100 times worse than what anyone could have expected
>>219934794the wiggers are just dumb and people only watch fishtank because 1) sam 2) the threads being allowed on /tv/ because of sam
>>219934432is picrel before or after fishtank?and what was it for?
>>219934697nasty fucking slut. don't worry, bash, i'll slahly her with my dick!
>>219934794>>219934813
>>219934633went fine, bashir had some good sperg out moments, i think it peaked at about 1500 viewers
pork pussy
>>219934800Binx is an astonishly bad streamer
>>219934828
so they picked up a /bant/ poster and are orbiting astroturfed kick goystreamers now? i hope they hate every second of it
>vimp posts selfie on landon from days ago>people think they're now dating?
>>219934819Rare vtranny truke
>>219934679this is her >>219934697
>>219934803It's just IRL streaming by people pretending to be above IRL streaming. It's fucking cringe. Should either actually do it or don't bother.
>>219934668you're telling me if i follow clav's guidance i could pull binx and vimp? wow!
have any anons tried kava?
>niggers renewed their season pass to watch 1 cm which is being streamed for free on kick
>>219934808Better than minimum wage>>219934800Binx would be better off just logging off
didnt think this kid could suck any more than he already did
>>219934846people don't realize she is farming him for content
>>219934829And an astonishingly bad person.
Does anyone think that Jet and Ben are funny enough outside the context of Fishtank? Or that they have the "magic" to become popular on their own? I personally don't think so, but it always is a surprise to me who becomes popular. Like Adin Ross or XQC for example...
This is one of those "that was stupid, we're never doing it again" arcs isn't it?
>>219934829Binx has zero skills
>We want to be irl streamers>Oh wait, our core audience hates that idea>Uh...we'll just be super ironic about it haha Idiots. You can tell them how bad an idea is 100 times and they'll still do it out of some kind of baby ego spite.
me watching this
>>219934874jet, ben, adin ross and xqc are all cool
>>219934794>are they making fun of kick people and trying to get them as an audience at the same time? the fishtank way
Should I go see my shemale dom today
you all realize i'm gay right
>only listens to anime intros and dance money by tones and i
this is grim, it makes me miss streamstars
>>219934846it was sus when burt asked if they fucked and they both refused to answer but >>219934871yea probably this
>>219934697Damn she’s hot but she’s a travel whore or maybe daddy’s got money
>>219934895
>>219934874It's pretty fun seeing jet and ben goof off. Think they just need to relax a bit and lighten up.
>looking for an ozempic plugholy shit I've heard it all
>>219934878yup, jet will admit in a couple months it was a bad idea and everybody else was right about it
Call me crazy but I think $17 is too high for this off season nontent. How much do popular streamers like Ice Poseidon charge for TTS?
>>219934874adin ross and xqc bleed personality compared to jet and ben unironically
>>219934883>Haha we're just being ironic so you can't criticize us, idiotSo people still fall for this? Honestly.
>>219934897if they fucked, good for landon but he wasn't acting like someone who got his dick wet during james' stream
binx>letty
>>219934918like $3
>>219934748grimmy
>>219934918on the bachelor stream Ice did a couple weeks ago it was 5 bucks and TTS was on sparingly
>>219934918$5
>>219934897anyone who thinks vimp is interested him in any way romantically is severely autistic
Bashir said fishtank was never hellhouse, it was only a meme created by s2fags.
>>219934864Yes, many times, in the natural powder form and extract pills.
Rewatching season 3. I just realized that James Drake is basically Simbal if he was a white, muscular Chad.
Why the fuck is everyone
>>219934799most people don't like jet's sloppy seconds i think
>>219934931yeah, no
>>219934948simbal sent me down a path of looking for indians topping white guys vids
>>219934864yes im from fiji
>>219934389looksmatched
My image of Jet will always be the cackling little demon on Sam's shoulder. Fake laughing at all of his washed up, try hard bits, and reading superchats...
>>219934942>guy who is a self proclaimed josiecelopinion discarded
>>219934929They definitely did not fuck he’s super friendzoned, she probably hit him with the “I like you but I don’t want a bf right now so let’s be friends” and his dumbass thinks he has a chance. The funny thing is is he actually does have a chance since he’s more popular than she is but not with his beta simp attitude.
>>219934918it was $17 for bloodgames and the dead half of s2
>>219934942S2 was total hellhouse and it suckedMostly due to the cast. You need a good cast
once again i am thinking about head
>>219934942kinda, he said season 2 was the only time the show actually became hellhouse
>>219934962pretty much
even if a woman rejects you 80 times and visibly dies inside when you kiss her cheek, if you orbit her long enough people will believe you're dating
>>219934945>>219934959would say you get a "high" from it or is it more feeling calm and relaxed?
>>219934962The resemblance is uncanny
>>219934389wahts Kevin's social media?
>>219934942What a retard Before s1 with that trailer Sam literally said advertised it as HELLHOUSE
>>219934880She's good at orbiting and brown nosing.
>>219934940not romantically per se but maybe sexually?
>>219934976this is significantly worse than the vegas rv streams
>>219934964>>219934969that's not what he said, bashirseethers always distort his statements because they are low iq browns
>>219934969S2 had the best cast, per capita
>>219934981they will?
>>219934942it was hellhouse at times.it was friendtank at times.yin yang type shit.
the things i would do to that moldovan pussy bros
>>219934983calm and relaxed
what happens if you skip ozempic for a week? you get hungry? fucking fat ass
>>219934981he's not orbiting now
>>219934988If the Cryokeen discord is real you can probably find Kevin's profiles through that
>>219934989this, i definitely remember people thinkin it was gonna be jigsaw lol
where did this myth that tayleigh gets more viewers than binx come from? LOL she streams like twice a year post some proof if you've got it but I don't believe you
S5 sucked because it didn't have a Tay on
>>219935005anything except buying a plane ticket to chisinau
bashir sucked per capita
>>219934931A controversial and bold take.
>>219934989What was so hellish about it?
>>219934942
>>219934931Not even
>>219935016wut? tayleigh is constantly streaming
>>219934989im still waiting for putting laxatives in the water and replacing the toilet paper with hamburger buns
big kev is gonna slay some gash
>>219935016If tayleigh gets more than 20 viewers than she gets more than binx.
Nobody calls real housewives reality shows hellhouse
>>219935027Listening to Jon screaming and Viowetta jiggling
>>219934989>>219934942its amazing with how much bashir talks through his answers, anons will just take it out of context and rile people up
is this really how Jet is planing to fund fish city?
>>219934983Calm and relaxed, it's not really intoxicating you won't do stupid stuff or make an ass of yourself but I wouldn't do a whole lot and drive either. Makes you sleep well and can space you out a bit if you mix with a few beers or weed.
>>219934931you know anon has a point...
>>219935030oh no they cut her hair while she was laughing zzz
>>219935027STUART LITTLE
it's time
DEBI TIRAR MAS FOTOS
>>219935016She gets like 3x as many viewers.
>>219930962I don't use filters I just have nice skin or so Ive been told
>>219934998per se
>>219934994She has a discord full of simps, I don't think she needs to resort to fucking the manchild janitor
>>219935064https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1776446428459481.mp4this whore could be your wife someday
>>219934942>>219934969Season 3 act 2 was the perfect combination of hellhouse and familytank. Both the fish and the freeloaders during that time were unbelievable; they'd truly captured lightening in a bottle.
>>219935027You get pizza parties for vibe repair
>>219934931Better in some ways
>>219935050Fish City should be made of cardboard boxes and silhouette cutouts like that one episode of Ed Edd n Eddy
>>219935036On what platforms?
>>219935052thank you for the detailed response, i miss benzos and opiates a lot and need something to fill that void that isnt life destroying so i might give it a go
the trip to miami needs more looney tunes type gags
>>219934968>it was $17 for bloodgames and the dead half of s2It was never below $30 until Season 5 when it dropped to $27. Cell/Bitchtank was $5. S2 spent the first week at $50 a TTS though.
>>219934931No. These two don't deserve to be a proper part of the crew. They're just side peices and should only be on screen for eye candy and not their opinions or ideas.
>adin>clavthey’re acting ironic about collabing with them but you know they actually do wanna collab and are trying to hide it under irony
>>219935022I think Letty will look worse than Binx when she's 34. From this season alone it looks like Letty aged 5 years since season 4... Age 25 is when your skin starts to really change and show signs of aging. If she keeps going with that skinny-fat look instead of exercising, she'll only get worse and worse...
>>219935080american houses are already made of cardboard
Fishtank but they dont really plan anything, people get bored and have verbal arguments the someone walks out before the first elimination then vibe repair days
>>219935040Binx gets about 50 on a low effort stream and 100+ if she's doing something interestingShe was doing 400-600 with her recent fishtank stuffTay is nowhere near that
>>219935072That voice clip is fucking awful what demon recorded that
>>219935085>i miss benzos and opiates a lotsame that's why I always tell people not to start taking them it's like opening Pandoras Box
>>219935094Letty won't make it to 24
>>219935099kek
i do not like kevin
>>219935084Youtube mainly, but also Kick and Twitch
>>219935016tayleigh gets 70-80 viewers I think, binx gets 20
If anyone cares about the truth, Bashir said he simply thought the 'throwing piss and shit' was repetitive after the 8th time JD and Emma did it and that the main draw of the show is the interesting contestants, hence why Josie had a ton of fans despite not taking part in the torture shit
how do i get to the cryokeen discord
>>219935093idubbbz was right
>>219935094Binx puts in a lot of work to look how she looks at 34, I don't think Letty will.
>>219935080I always liked the idea of this as a kid, but that was when I was a kid. You grow up from shit like this, unlike Jet Neptroon who is trying to fix his childhood with these projects.
>>219935071a discord full of simps like this guy
>>219935106I thought she was like 26?
>>219935005the canadian pollack looks tighter desu
I don't understand how tayleigh still has an audience are some of you guys secretly simping for her
>>219935099Literally season 1-2-3 and 5. 4 was the exception because jin got kicked
>>219934637she looks like an old indian woman here
why does /bant/ suck?
>>219935125king knoswal
>>219935102you don't know what you are talking about
>>219935099yeah that sounds about right
>>219935123Yeah, Letty is famously lazy. i could see her really letting herself go from pill bloat
Whenever an anon insults the appearance of a woman they should be required to post a candid photo of themselves
Ive already forgotten most things about s5 and I no lifed it since day 1
tits > ass
>>219935115Okay but you’re leaving out the important context where he listed out Tayleigh and Aryeh as examples of interesting personalities.
>>219935102>Binx gets about 50 on a low effort streamOn a low effort stream she gets about 30 tops.
>>219935089People actually paid for the $50 TTSes in S2 when Cole was there. Then he left and it dropped off a cliff and they had to reduce it drastically. I think I remember it being $5 at one point
Bashir is absolutely right that fishtank was never supposed to be 'hellhouse', when you get down to it, fishtank is about RV trips and IRL streaming while listening to jet being funny and cool.
BASHIR IS PISSED!
>>219934942>guy who's wrong about everything said something retardedWOWOWOWOW
>chips
>>219935140namefags
>>219935151what is pill bloat
>>219935104i look back on them fondly, only reason i ever stopped was because all my plugs dried up. happiest ive ever been was when i was taking 60mg in the day and then ending the day with 80mg of valium. midazolam was my favourite
no more blue vimp type stuff
>>219935135she's genuinely entertaining to have on in the background. not everything has to be about simping.
the most painful part of this is that jet and ben know this is terrible and are still pushing it as hard as they can. when they drop the act they both look like they want to kill themselves
>>219935125what's the lore on this guy
>>219935167W Bashir he should be hosting fishtank i think, he will definitely steer it in the right direction
>>219935072Alice pre-implants mogs all
>>219935085It's like a low key version of benzos I guess, you still shouldn't do it every day though. If you're taking the extract pills do your own research on how much to take but take a lot more than the bottle says. For example the last type I had said to take 1 or 2 per day but I'd take at least 4, usually 8 all at once.
>>219935151She once posted a story in her ig long ago about waiting to hit the wall at 30 to see ho her real simps are. I honestly don't think that was an ironic joke post looking back.
>>219935168lol about what
>>219935168?
>>219935181Stop killing cats
>>219935170*right about everythingftfy
>>219935168???https://x.com/SeiShinBushi/status/2040289319584141642
>>219935115NO ONE ASKED
Jet and Ben dont care because people are watching, talking about it and sending TTS regardless of what they doAnd these same people will fool themselves into thinking it is KINO near the end of it
>>219935115PEEPEEPOOPO
>>219935176Getting bloated from taking pills. SSRI's do that I believe
>>219935183Maybe....don't put themselves into these type of situations? Maybe think things through?
>>219935106unfortunately she already did
>>219935089It was never as low as 5 in bitchtank, i think they dropped it to 10 for a couple challenges but it was still mostly 25
>>219935210You cared enough to reply and people here are seething over opinions they made up in their mind
>>219935080Such a fucking kino episode
>>219934676Bongo is a good (and VERY beautiful) woman
>>219935198>>219935202lmao its just about the DNSL thread
>>219935196do you remember the strength of those extract pills? thank you again for the detailed advice
>>219935219why would she start taking pills
>>219935183they're probably just going through withdrawals not being able to get high because you're on camera all the time is tuff
>>219935208
can you guys resend the invite to the bash seethe discord, im locked out of my main account
>>219935197Of course it's gotta be something she considers.. To be fair, it should be with anyone with her career
>>219934976>>219934995what happened to the RV?Is this the stream vehicle they advertised during season 5?
I miss her so fucking much
>>219935135She has simps, but they are very lowkey and don't express it, because she is very ban happy(basically turned on Millennium Odyssey guy because he made a joke about her being a dyke in chat and he donated every stream for 2 years straight). But not enough to earn minimum wage and live by herself. She shot herself in the back of the head 2 times when she met Cockbuddy.
>>219935185he fucks trannys
>>219935164>People actually paid for the $50 TTSes in S2 when Cole was there. Then he left and it dropped off a cliff and they had to reduce it drastically. I think I remember it being $5 at one pointand the kwab reveals himself. basedjak more about your kwab making reddit quips into the camera like his idol sam. coleburners always lie about S2 because their kwab was forgotten before the day ended
>>219935112You're a binxseether I get itShe does more than 20 but I can see you're just here to play lame waifu wars bullshit so I don't care
>>219935232Bongo is lovely <3
>>219935261Good woman
>>219935252It was funny watching the call in stream and seeing all the fangirls say they loved him and were cheering him on. Must have hit a nerve huh
>>219935256their sprinter van isn’t ready yet (they had months to get it ready)
>>219935269https://x.com/Caillazy/status/2045924729996165241https://x.com/Caillazy/status/2045924729996165241https://x.com/Caillazy/status/2045924729996165241
>>219935228>You cared enough to reply
>>219935246Because at one point she was a drug addict due to her suicidal depression. If it happened once..
>>219935267nta but you guys have a containment thread on bant
>>219935232crazy this woman had no bf for 26 years. my taste in women was changing but bongo was the straw desu
>>219935285That a selfie? No wonder you love the peepee and poo show
>>219935277haha yeah it is pretty funny that bashir lost, now that you mention it, especially when he whole season was rigged for him
>>219935254Simp epidemic needs to be dealt with somehow.
>>219935294They have no interest in relationships
>>219935285cute baby
>>219935136Season 4 had a surprisingly resilient cast. Only Rachel walked out.
Beth and Emma threw shitJosie never threw shitWhich one was more memorable?
bashir was forced to shoot anissasaid if he didn't, production will take the bullet and do it themselves
>>219935295>crying for a month because a girl threw water at your headjust bashir things
>>219935185he fucked vimp then tried to kill himself
>>219935262>started streaming being a free speech absolutist that didn't ban anyone>now so traumatized by Q that she bans anyone she views as simping or makes her uncomfortable in any waykek
crazy gang crazy gang *does a spinning attack that hits everybody in the thread*
put a lauren on
>>219935294shockingly more common than you'd think. its just not easy to find these women, because the last thing they give a shit about is going out and meeting new people
>>219935299oh you're just retarded my bad
>>219935265Talking to the cameras is engaging stop being a contrarian faggot
>>219935178They're great for shoplifting tooMake you feel invisible
>>219935301It deals with itself with the simps losing interest as the woman ages. Then the woman has a midlife crisis because the one thing she had of value in this world diminishes, leaving a soulless, empty husk
>>219935313None of the above is the answer
>>219935335i accept your concession
>>219935330VINCE YOU HAVE TO KILL HER
>>219935313who?
Did Kevin bring the autism hat or did they make him wear it?
Anybody have that webm of Poopleigh in the bedroom and trying to bait Gaytriot TTS but there was only silence?
>frank wins KWABOTY 2024 for slipping falling on his ass>everyone thinks his reign is over>still ends up winningmakes me happy as a myg0t oldfag
>>219935347>same guy that keeps repeating brown like an npcdamn who could have guessed
>>219935291So do you
>>219935333They're 100% volcels... I don't see any of the femcel desperation/bitterness in them
>>219935336>Talking to the cameras is engaging stop being a contrarian faggotthat faggot was just mimicking Sam and Vance's stuff unoriginal faggot was borderline about to ask where the icecream was at but got cucked by Summer before he could basedjak more like Blane about fishtank shit
>>219935365you will never be white
>>219935363What did he win
>>219935363>as a myg0t oldfagyou could not torture this information out of me
Vance screaming LETSS GOOOOOOO in Vances voice
I don't like the silent resentment they have for Kevin not being an endlessly entertaining one man show by just existing
>>219935243I think it was 60-70mg of kavalactones per pill? Most are around there. Don't pay attention to the mgs of material, look at the kavalactones content that's the effective dose.A standard cup of fijian kava is about 200ish I think
>>219935383You need a trip already. Boring nigger.
>>219935363>myg0tkek haven't heard that in a long time
>>219935375>sam and vance invented the concept of talking to the camera>making up stuffSeethers proving to be retarded once again
>>219935383Post hand
>>219934512manifesting this.
jet counting backwards from 30 and forgetting multiple numbers
>>219935363you definitely baked a cake
>>219935363He's KWABOTY this year too tho?
>mints says he's friends with jet and ben>but doesn't get to go on the trip with them and has to stay back manning the site
>>219935325I mean, she was lowkey seething about Cryokeen's tier list where she was at the bottom and Cole at the top, lol
>>219935395Wdym they already have the two stars of the Ben and Jet show right on screen to entertain the masses
I want to get fucked in the ass but I'm too lazy to shave it
>>219935426He can't go out in public without people wanting to ravish his massive ass
>>219935412>..., 26, 24, 25, 23, ...
I'm so sick and tired of hearing about binx. She ruined fishtank.
>>219935304unless you're an ogre like frank or sam
>>219935412He feels guilty. He misses her.
>>219935333nicest sweetest girl I ever met didnt go to a public high school but one of them charter schools, she got her assignemts, then went home. There was sort of a charm to her that she didnt have this "taint" for absolute lack of a better word atm, not saying she was a pure maiden or anything, but compared to these other girls where they have this normie fantasy lvie laugh love idea of a relationship was so annoying. Especially when I live in a major "Lit" American City.tl'dr I shoulda chased the foam adventure girls instead of baddies
>>219935407>Seethers proving to be retarded once againkwabs only legacy is how much of a bitch he was
>>219935442alex b did by being a faggot over nontent binx TTSes
>>219935350
>>219935438Is it gay to want to fuck Mints? Serious question.
how come jet and ben dont put together the post tank interviews and shit like that
>>219935167Trvke. Jet IS the soul of fishtank. The show is nothing without him.
remember kevin?
>>219935456Most endorsed contestant of season 2 btw
>>219935447she such a retarded bitch
>>219935465because the audience would just complain
>>219935469who
>>219935474>Most endorsed contestant of season 2 btwtry again fag
>>219935465Because they stop caring about the fish once they're gone, unless they're a woman they can fuck.
vaporwave wsaint pepsi w
ClintStevens is LIVE!
>>219935456dont care about the argument here but have you no shame overusing kwab in this manner? shame on you. you have no respect for the term so use something else
Direnc is live on MyFreeCams!
>>219935486Pffff ypu are not even trying anymore
>>219935469fishtank completionists do
>>219935330>>219935350>>219935463fishtank deserved a weasel like vinnyhow's the cast doing these days anyway? last i heard, ropes fucking died
dude it's me kevin from the miami road trip stream
>>219935486Shitji's endorsements were from the first few days because he was le epic Japanese man and then people stopped watching and the endorsements they had just stuck with him.
BITCHTANK 2 PLEASE
>>219935497Her face is too ugly, her tits are too small, and her vagina is too weird looking for me to care...Nice ass tho
Message to the anons from the leader of Friendtank.
>>219935456Hey, Tayleigh! Still afraid of going to the kitchen when stepdaddy is there? How about stop torturing your poor cats and let them out once a while from your dark, smelly room.
>>219935515>Shitji's endorsements were from the first few days because he was le epic Japanese manJust like Bashir, wow interesting
WHO IS THIS?KIMMIE?
>>219935426How many more people you think fit in that van? Why would they fill it, so that they won't have enough space for potential guests?
>>219935524HOPE
>>219935519youll be calling him a sexpest two weeks after
>>219935486Shinji is in my top 5. I don't care, he was awesome.
>I don't know if we're gonna do bitchtank 2, everyone is cheering for that now but two weeks later you're gonna be calling us sex pests or something
>>219935513Tickle Jet until he drives the van off the road
>>219935533only if he does sex pest things (he will)
>>219935524
>>219935529richard nine nine
>>219935524Trvke
>>219935529its richy lmao
>>219935535I liked him as a competitor, but he was on the wrong showHe wasn't a good fit for Fishtank
>>219935541correct
>>219935330BANANA PHONE
>>219935476Don't be mean to her, she tried.
BISHTANK
>>219935456Cole is such a whiny lil faggot You can tell his dad wants to beat the theater kid out of him but he loves his mother too much
>>219935478But they're complaining now anyway
>>219935541ok do it but don't fuck anyone? easy
>>219935547>NF merch
been bout hornier then a muh ffucker
>>219935535"Rook at me I'm Japanese pornstar? Isn't that clazy??"
I never thought we’d hear Bitchtank mentioned like this again and now they’re teasing Bitchtank 2. Give it to me. Please.
>>219935573you'd still meme that they did
>>219935447this was the night jet saw the soijak of him, letty, binx, and kimmee and then kicked binx and kimmee the next day
>>219935541bitchtank 2 would be a lamer version of the original. jet is too worried about his meme rapist reputation to give us good content.
I can't believe he's gone
>>219935535OBAMNA CHYYYYYYYYNASODAMR. EASTThat's all that gook ever said the whole fucking show.
>>219935509Lauren just linked up with Morgan and Vinny recently
If it wasn't for the dead kitten, I'd find Binx's existence funny
>>219935533That'll happen regardless. Just do it man.
>>219935570Projecting much klaus?
>>219935524HOPEbros are eating good
>>219935568ralph and his new porn whore thrall stream sniping the wiggers would be actual content
>>219935596Is he confirmed rip?
>>219935535actual most overrated contestant in fishtank history, guy did absolutely nothing
>>219935529>>219935549>>219935554SO THATS LAURAS BRACLET???he was smashing hard on the last night the house was up he was on her bed all night and they were flirting hard while Letty was streaming on her kick from Bens room
>>219935593Didn't he say "Letty is off limits" or some gay shit like that in the chat?
ben, jet and mints don't even know what real vaporwave is
>>219935535he was able to clock summer as a blacked whore with herpes and abortions right away due to his experience in the porn industry
>>219935593Jet's a sensitive man, do not basedjack Jet.
>>219935615ya bashir manipulated him into dying
?
You see guys with uglier girls all the time. Why did they skip the two most beautiful souls? Men really did fail women.
>>219935596whats the full backstory and how jet teamed up with sam?i know he was sams lackey initally for years on his old twitch livestream
>>219935535based
>>219935626mints played real vaporwave
>>219935620he has his own bracelets
Jet you're acting like Landon right now
>>219935589>>219935595jet just knows he's digging up real sex pest shit by bringing it back, he called it not canon for a reason
>>219935616Can't be overrated, literally everybody forgot about him
>>219935608Klaus doesn't have a dad he's too cool for fathers just like Sam Hyde
>>219935620they have been flirting even while s5 was still on.they cute
Just tuned in on kick...I get that they're doing a LARP of the average live streamer but just because there's a level of self-awareness to this whole schtick, doesn't mean that they're not still doing bottom of the barrel "content" in some lame effort to keep fishtank going in-between seasons. This IRL shit is so valueless, you're severely wasting your time if you're keeping up with this bullshit.
>>219935639Sam saw his rap videos and R9K posts and hired him as a video editor even though he didn't know how to use adobe premier
>>219935637id mark out
>>219935600And it was funny every time
>>219935635They've had men try to get with them before. They're just autistic and not interested...
>>219935634Jet's or hers?
>>219935602Oh shit I thought he vanished from social media completely. Vorgan might actually be real
>>219935654also Jet's dad died (rip)
>>219935675it was never funny
>>219935634hag cunt
>>219935634Stinx checking the threads again?
so it seems they are really happy with their pick of autist
>>219935634Imagine being 34 years old and unironically using the term "ragebait"
nigger
Binx could put the greenlight on jet
>>219935686why does this retard always post the first shit he sees on 4chan
>>219935702
>>219935634thank you for including all that black space
>>219935682Kelseysisters.....
Johnny must be resting after that surgery, i dont think he is dead
kevin sounds exactly like tj when he sings
>>219935710Jet was right about him spending all day hating on someone else on the internet is kinda gay
voice of an angel
I'm not going to watch any of this RV sequel slop irl but I will shit on it in the threadsYou're welcome
>>219935686that's pretty fucked up if true, I feel bad for jet and I think I have to sit this day out hating on jet
>>219935700the fuck are you talking about, that term has existed for at least 20 years
>>219935736sounds like jet won
>>219935723he's probably just recovering yeah
>>219935736Thank you for your service
do you guys think waterbenders ever used their breast milk as a weapon
Guys why is /bant/ still here even though they have their own thread to play in?
>>219935723The only way Jet can salvage this road trip, is if they drive to the hospital Johnny's resting in... Then surprise him with a father/son reunion! Think about how beautiful that would be? The fans would love it..
>>219935752yeah man
>>219935752Made me laugh more than it should have
>>219935757do you want this thread to die?
i have a feeling johnny is still with us
>>219935758would be hype actually
>>219935757Because the parties ova here right now brotha
>>219935768thats obviously not him, hes incapable of posting without his retarded gen x syntax
airball stream
>>219935766i wish they would. this place is better when people are stuck to 1 id per thread
>>219935535True. Brave few are saying this.
>>219935635lovely girls. they deserve love and happiness
5 hours until miami.hell yeah.
why did we start saying airball I just started saying because everyone else did
Is Vicky sucking dick for Kratom right now?
>>219935797probably
>>219935797my nigga raj got her wrapped around his stinky finger
>>219935796
>>219935634>get made fun of for orbiting fishtank orbiters instead of going home and moving on like everyone else>"lol i trol u!">goes back to streaming to 20 sunk cost simps
>>219935757Because we prefer anonymity
>>219935789I much prefer thicc Bongo. She actually looks pretty busted when she's this skinny
>>219935723We'll see in the morningHis surgery was early this morning but it was a dual surgeryHe hasnt posted on /b/ yet today but he's old so maybe they gave him stuff for a 24 hour sleep
>>219935628doesn't take a lot of experience to clock summer as a mentally ill slut
>>219935812though I agree that thicker Bongo is best, I think its just a bad picture. she's still a cutey in other pics from the same day
>>219935796Milkdud skintag
>>219935811bant is anonymous too. the only downside for you guys is that you can't prop up your own shitty posts
>>219935515>His endorsements don't count!Bad actor.
>>219934425He is IRL johnny bravo. He tries picking up girls and ends up involved in shenanigans that land him in massive trouble, but he always gets off scot-free at the end of the episode.
do they still not know he was on streamstars?
They don't know that Kevin was on stream stars?
>>219935796straight from the library of stephan alexander
>they don't know kevin is a streamstar
>trapped with a troll
>>219935694When isn't she? Her entire life at this point is fishtank.
>>219935825>bant is anonymous tooThere's like a dozen personalities who post as Anonymous but everyone recognizes anyway because they're attention whores
>>219935758Would be nice. Would be funny if his dad just shits on him on his way out.
CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA JET
>they didn't know kevin was on stream starsWiggers STILL aren't vetting anyone they get, I see
>>219935766At this point yes. I want /bant/ to go back where they came from.
Can you guys please stay on topic and talk about the car trip?
>>219935879> i want this thread to dieyou are the /bant/oid
who is this (((kevin))) ?
>>219935851you can't do the same thing here?
imagine if they got a pedophile for the road trip and didn't vet him so they were stuck driving with a pedophile for 10 hours
>>219935857No. Jet would carry Johnny out of the hospital, while Ben carries his IV bag. They'd plop him in the van, and have a father/son road trip to mend their differences, and come together as a family.
i think homosexual ben taylor wants to fuck tyler or whatever his name is
>>219935595How about Goran no touch? Just don’t be a sex pest and everything will be chill?
>>219934389Them thinking that clavicular would be even slightly interested in hanging out with them is just like how they thought there wasn't a 100% chance the wired article is going to be a hitpiece
>>219935892Good thing Sam is in Rhode Island...
>>219935892that already happened during season 3 with Sam Hyde nahimjustkiddin
>>219935892they would kick him out on the side of the road and it would be way better than what this is right now
>>219935892That'd be sooo kekw.
hmm there seems to be an overlap between people applying to be on the show and the streamstars event that was supposed to operate as a vehicle to let people audition for future seasons
>>219935524And then this nigga just plays Fortnite LOL
wiggers underestimate the cultural impact streamstars had
>>219935912Beat ya to it. Too slow...
>>219935892They invited mr naked
jet is constantly looking down at the stream on his phone btw and they could crash at any minute
Frank streamsniping the wiggers rn would be funny you'd have to admit
>>219935811Obviously not or you wouldn't be tripfags.
>>219935892little did the wiggers know kevin made prior arrangements to meetup with one he groomed
>>219935931fug
>>219935524cooling off on this faggot
wtf letty is back to being S1 ugly again
Is there life on Mizzy?
>>219935892if cryokeen did the necessary research we could look into this more
>>219935938Who tripfags aside from benleaks?
ben keeps putting his arm around kevin and leaning in for a kiss...
>>219935933Jet is driving? and they're not fearing for their lives?
>>219935942Nice Jewish girl
>>219935888I don't want to be in the same thread as them.
>>219935942Fuck is that Bongo? Not sure if I want to be seeing this if I don't have an age verification for when they were taken...
>>219935962Ben is BALD?!
>>219935524You got this. No, WE got this.
they would make so much money with a punch jet in his fat stupid ugly diseased mouth fishtoy
Kekw
Letty is in this thread, hi Letty!
>>219935945She forgot to put on 10lbs of makeup
>>219935935It would be funny but major aura loss from Frank
>>219935524you got thisno...WE got this
Someone post those Kevin streamstars clips
>>219935991Chickenfucker hehehe chickenfucker hehehe chickenfucker hehehe
>>219935972theres a fucking timestamp on it
Fuck you. Apologize to your mother, you fucking scum.
KEK
>>219935945
>>219935962Now Ben is going to seethe at Letty for the rest of the trip
Fishtank, at it's core, is a show where you gather a bunch of retards and just watch them. Whatever this shit is still involves retards (they're wiggers however; therefore unfunny because of raped genes) but in the most dull setting imaginable, a road trip to go get fucked up. If you're watching and enjoying this, fuck you, retard. You should be on the next season.
>>219935933
>>219935962holy content. thanks for the clip
>>219935998I'm slow...
Ben actually wears a bald cap
>>219936009Absolute cinema
>>219935996https://www.fishtank.live/clips/242989https://www.fishtank.live/clips/242982
>>219936009kevin looks like bingo here
>>219935996Letty?
>>219936003
>>219935933these niggas gonna dieI've seen so many ip2 and cx people crash like this
ddgenes taking credit from /ftl/ again, we knew he was a streamstar first
1000 viewers on this plonked ass nontent????Do better.
Final Destination log truck scene needs to happen
fishtank don't get good fish anymore, they just get streamstar rejects
is kevin latino
>>219935991show tits
>>219935962Is it really legal to text and drive in america?
>>219936041Jet just sucks at casting
is this evil kevin from blood games
>>219935962>jet looking down on his phone this muchare they gonna die?
letty post the back of bens head
>>219936052state by state thing
NEW TOY DELIVERY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcMRncsfViE&t=14sGumroad era MDE completely mogs whatever this is btw
>>219935628stop being mean to summer, she's a nice girl
>kevin is in the cryocord
How does he fucking do it. How does he get mentioned without fail
>>219935524james “james “hope” drake” drake
CRYOKING
>>2199360672009-2015 MDE mogs Gumroad era... And it's not even close...
I keep fucking up the fishtank hashtag on twitter lol oops
Jet is seething
>>219936080
kevin
>>219936074He posseses unnatural abilities
>>219936083Right but I'm not comparing 2009-2015 MDE to Gumroad era...
>>219936074I don't see his penis in this picture. Something is wrong...
>name this ben finds out there’s a streamstar on vacationkek
Cryokeen is the specter that haunts the show
a streamstar is driving your kicktank car jet!
This stream is great, kekw
jet dying in a horrific accident and the last word he hears is cryokeen
>less than 3 years until 2029man
the cryokeen community
>streamstar>friends with cryocooling off hard on kevin now
>>219936074Cryo is the soul of Fishtank
cryokeen won
>>219936118I don't believe you. And I refuse to watch it...
lol
jet is actually mad now lmao
I miss him :(
The only way I'm watching this stream is if it's the prelude to a TCM situation
kevin found it hilarious when cryokeen posted his dick on twitter
jet is getting extremely uncomfortable that kevin keeps mentioning cryokeen
NEW>>219936146>>219936146>>219936146new>>219936146>>219936146>>219936146
>>219936142Jet just can't catch a break. Wiggers just wanted to to miami for some fun and some how even that gets fucked up.
>>219936128Car crash edit please. I want to see Nina die violently.
>>219936154people found out he’s a streamstar so fast and they are too lazy to do any research
Yoooooo anyone else lowkey think cryokeen's cum tributes were kekw?
Why did they say "TTS is on auto" during season 5, but somehow (almost) nothing incriminating about production ever came through? I believe I heard at least 1 M-post, and maybe 2 mentions of Ellie. But no Nepstein or R9K TTS...Unless I'm mistaken
>>219936177I only remembered him because he was such a sperg and drank energy drinks
Cryokeen is the quintessential american, the only way he could be more american would be if he slaved his soul away working for some jewish company
>>219936143
>>219936194the word filters were always automatic
>>219935061Why is her eyes so big, it's distracting
