SO NICK ROCHEFORT CAN SPIT OUT THAT COOKIE
>>219937483Why’d he do it
>>219937576Part of being a man is respecting the hierarchy. Sam is the leader of the pack. The top dog. He tells you to spit, you spit. He tells you to swallow, you swallow. Capisce?
>>219937694SIR YES SIRI-Is that a proper response… boss?
>>219937694I'm younger than Sam and I have more money than him. I don't even have a jewish surname like Hyde or a 6 figure art school education. Didn't Sam attend the same private highschool as Lena Dunham? What's with these New England uppercrusters they're all hideous losers. Is there just a shitload of lead in their water?
>>219937576>>219937694This is how you know Nick is a real one. Even if he knew Sam was in the wrong and was going full retard, he took the L to avoid undermining Sam on a recorded set.Fake friends would laugh it off, refuse and try to turn on the joke on you.
>>219937745They both attended Oberlin College. Though, not at the same time. If internet schizos are to be believed, Sam dated Lena or a close friend of hers and the character played by Adam Driver on Girls is based on him.
>>219937757Sam is one of the most transparent grifters>hurr don’t smonk weed>smokes weed all the time with his zoomcrewHe probably doesn’t care about the Sneed oil bad grift beyond adding it to his
>>219937576SO SAM CAN STICK IT UP HIS
>>219937694Sam unironically believes that which is why being unable to bully Harland literally broke him.
>>219937835it's impossible that lena and sam didn't date they're the same person
>>219938227This is why art school homosexuals with divorced daddies should know their place and crawl around on their hands and knees around us hockey dudes.
>>219938333You got trips, it must be true.
>>219938357IIRC it was one of lena's friends tho like the other guy said. But basically the same thing. Sam is a jewish private school kid he's going to be paired up with another jewish private school kid from their cotillion classes or whatever they do between sailing school and hollywood prep class.
>>219938227>jet gets water dumped on his head by an onlyfans girl and seethes so hard he tries to flip over a table>the table is too heavy and jet shits his pants and hurts his back>sam sees jet do this and gets an idea
>>219938227hard to watch lmao
Why hasn't Sam dropped any more political vids lately? There used to be one like every few weeks.
>>219939300do people even pay attention to politics still? it's so boring
>>219939300Hard to make honest political vids when you are bankrolled by Peter Thiel
>>219937694Has this guy been raped? He looks like he has.
>>219939367what are you talking about. his twitter is nothing but shitting on jews
>>219939611>shitting on jews... with retweetslol go back
>>219937694when da top dog says take dat tranny cock... you just DO it.
>>219938227When you really let it settle in... Sam couldn't manhandle a fucking 60+ year old. Holy shit. If you're gonna commit to something that insane, you better do it. Sam literally couldn't intimidate a literal boomer. It's so grim.
>>219940102Harland is a lifelong athlete and notoriously strong. Sam didn't do his research and it clearly took him off guard which made it even funnier.
>>219937483
>>219937483>Sam still has this board buck broken almost an entire year laterI didn't think it was possible but he figured out a way.
>>219940402holy cope
>>219940102>tfw when you want to Hassle someone>tfw you remember you had to pay Frank Hassle to do it
>>219940182>notoriously strongIs it actually discussed that much?
>>219940102his back hurt!
>>219937694>roiding for this
>>219940402You posted this in reply to nick spitting out a cookie because sam spergged out about seed oils (which he consumes all day every day) and yes we're still laughing
>>219940459samuel hyde is such a cool White name it's definitely not j-ACK!!!
>>219940815>Samuel J Hyde Tel Aviv JournalistWhat's the J stand for?
>>219938227From the very beginning he looks like he knew this guy could make or break his reputation. I don't know what connections this boomer has but it must be a big deal for him to insist on keeping things on rails, instead what he got was the confirmation he'll never be in their club, they see him as a low brow comedian who had to grift his way back into relevancy, that's why every joke at his expense felt like a personal attack.
>>219940402>boardIt's a couple of lefty/pol/ schizos who spam. They were really banking on this destroying his career so they must be disappointed.
Has Sam done anything funny or has he just gone all in with his political talk show where he leans center/right, all while talking about how BOOMERS SUCK for the 10th time.
>>219937745>Hyde>Jewish surnameIt's an Anglo-Saxon name and one you'd have seen if you knew anything about history. These threads come off as jeetposts poorly trying to approximate right-wing talking points.
Is this the thread?
>>219939367>Hard to make honest political vids when you are bankrolled by Peter ThielThis is true. I can't type these words or Thiel's kiwibots will enter the thread and try to dox
>>219938005ASSSSSS
>>219940737From what?
>>219941937Yo schizo posts on /tv/, nice
>>219940831Jesús
>>219942688Everyone knows that kf harasses brave political dissidents like Wogglebugloveproductions and Christine Chandler (PBUH)
>>219940473Frank Hassle routinely got put in the same situation in his videos, he just tried to cover it with ironic editing. A dude half his size shoved him down and pinned him against a half knocked down fence. Another little dude came at him and Frank ran away into a car. A black Yugioh geek challenged him to a fight and Frank was too scared to go outside and face him.Frank Hassle is a fat weak pussy.
This... Is you
>>219944137If you met the rapist from your dreams irl you wouldn't confront them?
>>219944137The Greg thing was staged (same deal with Ben boxing match), the hotdog video was him doing the usual trolling in public spaces, he's not intending to attack people or get himself arrested, but get a reaction out of them.In a controlled environment like Fishtank he doesn't care, he obviously has retard strength, whenever he's hassling it'd usually take 2 people plus production to hold him down, for how much abuse he gives he has no problem taking it, and he's mostly unfazed by people throwing shit or swinging at him, you can see how he easily handled Simbal when he squared up to him (even falling down the stairs trwice, he didn't lose his cool), same with Jeff and Burt, in S2 he'd ragdoll anyone, even fatty, they were all helpless, he was doing all that with one hand while holding a cigarette with the other.I genuinely think if he'd gone in there, spit on that guy's face and just shoved him around just casually mocking him he'd have been incapable of not losing his shit, one thing is being witty, but Hassle simply corners you into your basic instincts, it's very different deal to what Sam is used to.
>>219945487I'm not talking about fake Fishtank shit containing Sam Hyde's sperg fanboys who are too scared to even look Jet Neptune in the eye. I'm talking about Frank's old videos where he fucked with people on the street. He got manhandled by people half his size and reacted like a bitch every time.
>>219944876Shoutouts to Sam for not making Charls watch the video.
>>219945823Charls came off as a faggoty pussy whose mind is broken from drugs>No I'm not gonna watch Charlie Charlie Kirky get shot because it has a negative aura
>check out mde channel>boomer hate>pajeet hateit's like palantir textbook
>>219938227All Sam had to do was build the gorilla nest.
>>219945862hahahah charlie charlie kirky! like the tik tok lmao hahaha! awesome.
>>219938227>>219938349He's still a twink at heart.
>>219946279Plantir is has been turning opinion against Indians for years now. it's over.
>>219937483what was your introduction to MDE, /tv/? what are your favorite bits?for me, it was yellow yam scamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2RiIHJjzm0I was trying to find the kissing booth one but can't find it anywhere. Kickstarter TV was also great, I think I've been subbed to it on gumroad for over a decade.
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