ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
m.bison horribly miscast. gg, next thread!
I thought Owen Hart died?
>>219939673this is a thread about joe you subhuman
>>219939626Holy shit hes small
I played the living shit out of street fighter 2 and 4 back in the day. who the fuck is Joe?
Gane.
>>219939739Joe mama
>>219939626Imagine my surprised learning that's supposed to be Ken and not Adon
>>219939673the netire movie is horribly miscast. Chunners and Ryu might be the exception, but Ryu can be played by any buff japanese anyways
will street fighter drag me out to the theaters finally?I haven't been in years
>>219939626feels good not knowing who any of these e-celeb "actors" are
>>219940561>E-celeb Half the casts are wrestlers and the other half's are established actors, Eric Andrew and Jason Momoa are in it.
>ITS NOT EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEFORE!!!>ITS WRONG!!!>ITS WRONG!!!>ITS WRONG!!!I hate the autistic so much bros
MMA is the faggiest shit in the world. It's basically gay porn for MAGA.
>>219939626>>219939718>>219940431>>219940453>>219940561you are a low test bitch if you don't know who the man in the OP is
>>219939626Why would they cast such a weakling in Street Fighter?
>>219939626>this is the character, boss>i know, let's cast a 55kg man as him
>>219940749Who the fuck invited this guy?
Given the state of Slop Slider 6-Jabs and that contemporaneous film adaptations tend to follow the lead of the most recent audience reference material, I'm expecting a "so bad it's god-awful" experience.
>>219939673I agree. However I would have said Raul Julia was a terrible miscast and we all saw how that ended up. Davis has been at least a highlight of anything I've seen him in. Maybe he gets a cool long take fight scene against Guile for Sixty seconds and Dalmation does all his own stunts. The movies gonna suck. But I'm still cautiously optimistic.
>>219939626Jet Lee isn't Gen, so I'll pass.
>>219940749What if Guile but more generic, how about Joe Streetfighter Man?
>>219940561What a fucking performative post, you absolutely know who Jason Momoa, 50 Cent, David Dastmalchian or Eric André are you disingenuous dweeb
>>219940808>slop slider 6 jabsNice way to say you have a skill issue.
>>219940808this is never gonna catch on man https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/slop%20slider%206-jabs/
>>219939673No way, dashlamamalamb is a good cast and he makes anything kino. he will be the main reason i am watching it.
wait fucking volkanovski?
>>219939739He is the guy who knocks out the buck in the intro to classic SF2
>>219941094That's what they said about anti-Semitism...
>>219939626Joe is a meme SF character no one actually cares about. The only bad castings in this movie are: >50 Cent as Balrog>Andrew Schulz as DanBison's actor is fun to watch so he'll probably be good even if he looks goofy.
>>219940808I'm plat btw
>>219941324>ponytailed comedian as corny joke character>gangsta rapper as violent nigger characterWhat's the problem?
>>219941324yep
>>21994144550cent looks retarded with the hair piece and Schulz is an insufferable faggot grifter.
>>219940690I know who he is but he's still like 5'2" and 140lbs. He legitimately looks like a child when he's standing next to normal sized people. The average person also isn't even going to have any idea who he is. Terrible casting.
>>219940808>slime fighter 6People still play this shit?
>>219941541>The average person also isn't even going to have any idea who he is.Perfect because no one knows who Joe, the meme character, is either.
>>219941224>No way, dashlamamalamb is a good cast and he makes anything kino. he will be the main reason i am watching it.this. bison isnt supposed to be a zangief sized dude, in the original sf he's just a tall chinese guy with a long face
>>219940681This. UFC is for closet homos like >>219940690 and >>219941554 Muay Thai is a hundred times more entertaining.
>>219941593I don't watch UFC lol swing and a miss
>>219941607> I don't watch UFC I just deep throat UFC fightersk
>>219941624You need some reading comprehension. I'm >>219941554
>>219941624aww someone's upset
>>219941324They're all shitpost tier castings, Bison, Guille, Vega they're all way worse than 50 Cent, and the women are id as fuck. Only decent one is the guy playing Ryu because he's good at fight scenes.
>>219941907cody as guile is based
>>219941910You have to be a special kind of retard to watch rasslin. And the hair piece is beyond retarded.
>>219941907>and the women are id as fuck.I'd say they are more ego
>>219941919>guile has retarded hairhuh? really?
>>219939673If you can’t tell, they’re leaning into the camp of the ‘94 movie. If you want super cereal, consult the anime movie.
My only complaints with the cast is that Ken isn't blonde enough and Chun Li should be a light-skin Asian rather than a brown Asian.
>>219941907nah
>>219940608Eric Andre
>>219942169And Chun Li's thighs are way bigger
>>219939739He's from the original Street Fighter you filthy fucking casual
>>219939626Where the fuck is Sagat?Why do you have Ryu and Dan, but not fucking Sagat?
>>219942050kek. I, for one, think Cody Rhodes is perfect for Guile. Same with Roman. That's the exact kind of entertainment talent you need for a cheesy turn-your-brain-off-to-enjoy movie
>>219940673Then kill yourself, you autistic faggot.
>>219939673i hate that they semite washed bison.
What's his name again? David Dashalmanak?
Thighs not even close to this. Why bother?
>>219940984That's literally the original SF gameThey're all Generic as fuck
>>219941578>tall chinese guyPretty sure he's Japanese but yes
>>219940699That's the pound4pound GOAT
>>219939626Ah "Joe", everyone's favorite character from the games.
>>219940387many are saying this
>>219940387eyepoking faggot
>>219940681True, to train BJJ you "roll" with other men down on the ground, and each try to "submit" and "tap" each other. "Jose tapped me last night, shit was so tight when he made me submit". Half the time they both have boners while they roll around on the ground together, "I need to tuck" means your erection is getting in the way and you need to stop for a second to tuck it under your belt. These are Trump's voters.
>>219939626who the fuck is joe?
>>219944823You also "take each others back". Literally means climbing on top of another man with your dick pressed against his ass and forcing him to "submit to you". When you take his front, it's called "sword fighting", I'll let you figure out why.
>>219944878joe mama
>>219944878The hottest new character all the kids are talking about.
>>219942931Sagat isnt in the movie? thats retarded, his like the main villain to ryu besides M Bison
>>219944957They aren't going to get a better Sagat than Wes Studi.
>>219944878
>>219945050>become a multimillionaire, but dont give any money to your dad cause you havent seen him since you were like 5>"EEYYY DID U KNOW MY SON IS ACTUALLY A FAG?"What sort of fucking nigger abandons his family and then slanders his own flesh and blood on a podcast? Fucking shit-talians man, some of those fuckers aren't even human.
>>219945023I mean, this dude isnt Thai. should have played T Hawk since hes actually native american
Bo Nigger would fucking ASS RAPE James Woods and Captian Amrica and all of you faggots so stfu. Respectfully.
>>219942931>>219944957Akuma is Ryu’s archenemy now, and has essentially been since like Street Fighter Alpha. I haven’t really played a SF game since Super Street Fighter 4, but as I understand, Sagat has sort of become like a Piccolo or Vegeta in Dragon Ball, or Scorpion in the more recent Mortal Kombat games, where he’s moved on from his grudge against Ryu.
I don't even play/like Street Fighter but I think it's cool they are going all out on the camp by having a shit ton of on screen fights and characters where they actually do the moves from the games. I have no idea what else you would even want out of a 'Street Fighter' film.
Working out is meaningless when you realize this is the end stage unless you take gear
Jon "His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular" Jones
Prime Schaub heems Ngannou
>>219945144rogan is an irish namebeit and sweet joe is a bostonian
>>219945050Are you supposed to just innately know karate and be strong and gut moose as a man? What’s “le heart”? Total boomer death.
>>219945192Cain Velasquez would make a good T hawk. I think he's out of prison now for the attempted murder charge.
John Dodson would kill ever actro in the movie so I cant even watch it
What about good Sawada?
>>219945964I'd heem that midge
>>219945291this is like saying living is pointless because you're going to be dead eventually
>>219941907What's wrong with casting the gay twink cowboy musician actor guy as the gay twink ninja spaniard?
at least Cammy has a fat ass
>>219945269sagats an old giant man who lives in a small village and helps orphans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQAGpnoVcRQ
>>219943091David Dastmalchian isn't jewish you retarded antisemite. Why are you people always so stupid?
We heeming in here?
>>219947919talmbout heems, bubba?
>>219945464i could easily rape you in a hand to hand combat situation just remember that budno homo
>>219945467this but unironically
>>219940901Jet lii is 100 years old
>>219945286tits and ass
glad this film already makes chud seethe
