Fancy a pint, mate?
...aight
>>219941948Why does he look so American if he's a brit?
>>219942029He looks like his dick has been cut off?
>>219942029where tf do you think americans came from? did they just materialize one day in the 1700s?
>>219942436>where tf do you think americans came from?Mexico
>>219941948That is a big fucking beer or a small hand.
>>219942436I've never seen another Brit like him and I've been to Britland.
>>219941948Stop drinking and get back to safeguarding the lore!
>>219942436kinda depends where in america you're talking about. Where I am, white people are largely from Germany and Poland but there's a lot of Puerto Ricans and Dominicans and some Cambodians
>>219941948Don't be fooled, that is just a normal size glass.
>>219941948>Look chud, I’m just a normal guy like your dad.
>>219942029>>219942478He's from Wales. He's not British.
>>219942727and wales is in which island?
>>219942727If he's Welsh, he's British. He's not English. He may not like being British, as non English tend to not, but he's British.
>>219942478you're probably an indian or some other kind of subhuman filth and have facial blindness when it comes to whites
>>219942763That's like equating the Irish and Scottish as English.
>>219942727>>219942751>>219942763he isn't welsh you retards
>>219942782You stupid fucking idiot. It isn't. The United Kingdom is made up of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Ireland is not part of the UK. No one thinks Ireland is part of the UK.
>>219942776Norwegian m8. And been to Bongland dozens of times.
>>219942855sure you have, ranjeesh
>>219942854Northern Ireland IS Ireland, you british ape.
>He's not just drinking a beer — he's guarding the lore 8)
>>219941948He's a filthy fucking incel GAMER
Just because y'all niggers retarded:(Great) Britain = England, Wales, and Scotland.UK = England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.British Isles = all of the above plus Ireland and the Isle of Man.
>>219943005Now we're getting down to it. Just another asspained mick.
>>219941948mines a pint of the black stuff
>>219942452>he doesn't knowfirst time on /tv/? cavill has small hands
>>219941948why is his pint so big???
>>219941948holy bog.this guy used to be the pinnacle of male beauty. sad how far he's fallen.
>>219941948Henry listen lad, the boys been saying, you know it's laughs and what not, but yous a millionaire, go to Turkey for gods sake mate
>>219943662? Its really not that bad, this dude is not 15 anymore hes allowed to have this hairline, there are still a few steps between him and mr clean
>>219941948Gay sex with Henry Cavill.
>>219941948Jesus those are some small hands.
>>219943604That's a fairly small glass for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>219944462It's a MEGA PINT
what a gorgeous man
You guys can't seriously be that confused about "Welsh" "British" etc.? right?
>>219943123I also like black stuff, but not this type of black stuff.
>>219945297Confused is the wrong word, I have no intention of ever caring enough to learn the difference
>>219941948How about you just let me gag on your footlong instead?
>>219943643he just got old and gained a bit of weight
>>219945561he's regressing, he wasn't that hot when he was young. Those roid cycles did miracles
>>219942727>>219942763>His Jersey-born mother, Marianne (Dalgliesh), is of Scottish, English and Irish heritage and worked as a secretary in a bank.[2] His father, Colin Cavill, was born in Chester, England, and is a former stockbroker.He's not Welsh at all!
>>219942727He's from Jersey, you pillock.
>>219941948The only time I will ever drink again is when i have about 200 grand in the bank, a wife and MAYBE 1 kid. Or just the wife. That is the only time I may just sit back and look at my work complete. Till then I will never be a retarded fuck and touch any alcohol.
>>219943618It's AI or he's drinking a quart. Never mind the small hands comments, look at that glass compared to the size of his head.
>>219941948holy handlet
>>219941948Genuinely ugly.
>>219941948they come in pints?
>>219941948Lore is a heavy burden
>>219944636
>>219942029he absolutely looks like an upper class toff who is high up in the army or works in finance
>>219942436Yes
>>219943618it's a big pint
>>219949288For you
>>2199424361776 to be precise
Guarding the established lore, one codex at a time...
>>219941948>that hairlinethe norwood reaper has no time for mercy huh
>>219942452>That is a big fucking beeryah, its a megapint
>>219942029He doesn't? He actually looks like he belongs to one ethnicity rather being some mutt mix of various european ethnicities
>>219941948Why does he look so oldWhy won't he fix his hairline
>>219941948Father Time always collects
>>219941948>having a beer with a hairletYeah nah, I don't want your bald rubbing off on me.
>>219950583you're so mentally ill it's amazing
>>219941948why is his hand smaller than the pint? men don't have hands that small, is it a bong thing?
>>219942029oh yes. The American look.
>>219942727
>balding with small handsit couldn't me more over
>>219951366With that minor spelling mistake, it now means you are bald and have small hands. Tough luck, pal.
>>219943094>British Isles
Gentle Reminder that there is no such thing as a "British Nation".The island of Britain has had three historic Nations (arguably a fourth) going back almost a thousand years. If we were to include UK is a whole, then there is a fifth Nation.Living on an island is not the basis of Nationhood, if it were we would be speaking of the Hispaniola Nation or the Papua Nation. Even small island states like Sri Lanka are multi-National states.Welsh people are not "British" in terms of Nationality, they are only "British" in a strictly geographic context. This is why almost no Welsh people identify as "British" over Welsh.The only groups that do identify as "British" first and foremost are the Loyalists of Northern Ireland (who refuse to call themselves Irish) and the Ethnic Minorities of non-European descent, who live in England but refuse to call themselves English.What do these two groups have in common? The very concept of "Britishness" is inherently chauvanistic, based on Germanic Expansionism into historic Insular Celtic territory, and your new brown friends are helping you to galvanise this twisted and non-sensical fake "nationality".
>>219951480:(((
>>219943618It's a mega pint.
How many more movies does he need to kill before fags realize he sucks
>>219943005cope
>>219943123
>>219953386Two pints?
>>219942029most americans descend from england and europe. stupid question
>>219943643Post body
>>219953413>Oh no no no noIt's only matter of time, Orangecuck.
>>219953341The Welsh, although strong in body and artistic in spirit, do not have the constitution for self-government *bangs table*
>>219953526>most americans descend from england and europeCitation needed.
>>219953660You said the same thing about us, but now we're doing better than you are.
>>219953413are Northern Irishers pretty cheeky?
>>219953640cor bloimey delete this immediately
>>219953878But McDoctor, I'm O'Pagliacci
>>219953640What if the youngster become Remainers?
>>219953948>RemainersI don't think you know what that word means.
>>219953413Literally how do you not just take over that tiny bit in the north? Explain yourselves potatofags
>>219941948You're so fucking gay it's not even funny.
>>219954255they effectively are with Catholic v Protestant birth rates
>>219942436That muddy hole in Isengard.
>>219954255Almost did, back when The Troubles started out.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exercise_Armageddon
>>219942436>where tf do you think americans came from? I imagine it like that scene in LotR where Saruman creates the uruk-hai
its not that he's balding, its that he did something to stop it mid-stream or got a transplant that didn't take. It looks weird for a guy with a heavily receded hairline that is somehow "intact" on top of his head practically.
>>219954508anglo hair genes really are a curse aren't they
>>219951480ha! Good thing that would ever happen to me!
>>219943643He looks fantastic though.
>>219954508>he did something to stop it mid-streamHe's balding slowly ladNo one gets a partial transplant of a few hairs to have a slow receding effect
>>219953341>The very concept of "Britishness" is inherently chauvanistic, based on Germanic Expansionism into historic Insular Celtic territoryThat's what England is. Celts conquered by Romans converted to Christianity and colonized by Saxons colonized by Danes conquered and ruled by French Normans and kingship constrained by freeholder consent (parliament) and they defined themselves as a unique nation by fighting the French and developing a unique language and conquering the world by developing industrial society. England is as organic as a nation can be. You might think Britain is just an imperial province system applied to their closest neighbors, but Wales and Ireland have been governed by English customs for at least 500 years.
>>219954084>Remainersas in, stay in the UK, of course, "Stayers"
>>219955457>That's what England isYes, that may be what constitutes an English Nation, but not what constitutes a Welsh Nation, nor a Scots Gaelic Nation, nor an Irish Nation nor the Lowlands Scots (if this even constuents a Nation).You have also tried, historically, to tie various people from North America and Hong Kong to "Britishness" (what do any of these people have in common, other than English occupation?).Taking all this into account, you have no real legitimate reason to take ownership of foreign land.The "United Kingdom" deserves to be broken up just like the Ottoman Empire in the aftermath of WW1.
>>219954255Irish are megacucks. They love having masters. They literally paint Union Jacks on their streets. It was over ab initio.
I think all the four British nations are based. Even Scotland.
It’s Christian Bale that’s Welsh.
>>219956182>all the four British nations>Ireland
lore status?
>>219956392Ulster is and will always be British. Seethe (^=
My mom told me she's noticing my skin getting significantly dryer and looking bad in general due to my alcoholism
>>219956392Anything that occurred after the death of the Duke of Wellington is non-canon.
>>219941948Do they have tallboys in Europe or can you only get a pint?
>>219942727Just when I thought he couldn’t get any more based.
>>219941948fancy a roll in the hay after that?
>>219945297No one in the states knows the difference. The UK, Britain, and England are all interchangeable.
>>219956742Well Iv lived in London me entire life (37 years old) and that’s only the second time Iv ever heard the word “Tallboy” in my life, after that scene in Gone Baby Gone when the moustache guy breaks his sobriety in the bar towards the end of the film, so, no, they are not a thing over here
Do Britishers really think Ireland, England, and Wales are different?
>>219942855There's only so much you can learn from raiding monasteries and defenceless coastal villages.
This the thread?
He looks based. A tasteful, mature hairline at 42. Zoomers love having a lineup like an N64 cartridge because they idolise wogs
>>219942727You mean to say that he's not English.
Wales is part of Great Britain, and therefore British.
>>219951362That/s a lot of gountries who "disapprove" of our conduct. Did you know that the urban agglomeration of the Chicagoland area, alone, represents a population of 10 million people, which is the same as the entire population of the country of Hungary?
>>219957176God I wish I could still just drink and not give any fucks.
People in Britland are essentially American now. Deal with it.
>>219956850Ah so it’s just the American pint, gotcha.
>>219956083>you have no real legitimate reason to take ownership of foreign landIs there ever? Stupid argument anyways. Mass immigration is disrupting all of the British Isles equally. That is the foremost conflict of the next century and everything else is a distraction. Irish love their rapefugees so have fun with that homie.
>>219942508Puerto ricans dominicans hondureñans are 100% of latinos in usa and full low iq indigenous natives from pre colon era.They are not americans.American are euro descend like argentinians.
I love the English for inventing the modern world. I just wish the West could be more united in the face of shared threats from China, Russia and the Middle East.
>>219957979Irish people, on-average, seem vastly more intelligent than the average Brit.
>>219958161
>>219957979>the British Isles
Speaking very strictly, wikipedia includes the land of ire as part of the british isles.
>>219957979Whatever you need to tell yourself.
>>219957979>Is there ever?Might makes right.
WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA
>>219942436
>>219958413>might makes rightthis is the only reason why ukraine isn't russia yetthey ain't got enough might
>>219958374>the british isles
>>219942029He's Superman.
>>219956449>Ulster is and will always be British
>>219957092>Do Britishers really think Ireland, England, and Wales are different?
>>219957307>Wales is part of Great Britain, and therefore British.
>>219941948this dude and statham, why do bongs have hairlines like that?
