> I’ll take the New York Strip, Pittsburgh Rare, but please ensure the demi-glace is reduced properly and served with a sprig of fresh, not dried, rosemary. and do let the chef know I’m happy to pay a premium if he can shave a bit of black winter truffle over the home fries. and could you tell me if your house red is a true Bordeaux or merely a domestic imitation?
I appreciate the level of effort for a shitpost anon. Kudos.
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>>219942161No im not fuck that jamboy schizo
>>219942099It was posted in the last le heckin epic reddit spam post thread
>>219942294Le heckin redditors deserve a beating with a snow shovel.
>>219942077>people on /tv/ unironically side with Nicholson hereThrowing a tantrum over a breakfast is fucking nigger behavior. It's just food, you goddamn whiny cattle
>>219942711She shouldn't have given him attitude when he found a way to hack around the management policy she and customers were require to abide by. Other than that, yeah, the character played himself, because as he later noted, he didn't get anything in the end.
>>219942711Fuck you I’m paying your wage now make my plain omelette
>>219942852Do you also go to KFC to get spaghetti? Retard
>>219942711There is no diner on earth that "doesn't have a side order of toast". It's a fucking diner, the whole point is to serve a bunch of cheap easy breakfast foods, and motherfucking TOAST is the simplest thing possible, and they wouldn't even give him that. It is literally unbelievable that you wouldn't be able to order a side of toast at a diner, and Nicholson is 100% justified at flipping out.
>>219942980Dumbass. If you go to KFC and order a combo meal, they'll give you whatever side you want with whatever combo you order. They don't force you to get mac and cheese only with the 8 piece fried bucket and mashed potatoes only with the 4 piece grilled bucket, you can just order whatever you want because it's a RESTAURANT and their job is to SERVE YOU FOOD.
>>219942980he didn't ask anything that they didn't have in the kitchen so your comparison is nonsensical
>>219942980Bro he wasn’t asking for anything completely ridiculous like authentic sushi in a diner the cunt was just acting like a power tripping hard ass with sand in her vag. They have tomatoes, they have plain wheat toast
>>2199427114chan will always adopt what they perceive as the most contrarian position
>>219942711Yeah, I side with Nicholson because he ordered things on the menu and the pathetic wagie waitress just didn’t want to help him. She’s getting paid, why does it matter to her?
>>219942852>>219943026>>219943139>>219943097>>219943083Niggers
>>219942077>I want you to hold the tamago between your knees
>>219943097Do you think she came in early and added 'No Substitutions' to the menu? She even offered to get the manager, the person who could alter the rules, but he just kept on insisting that she should risk her livelihood to please his desires. The only thing she did wrong was take a snarky tone when he offered to order extra stuff to build the breakfast he wanted. At every other step of the interaction, he was in the wrong given where they were. Instead of throwing a temper tantrum like a toddler, he should have simply said they'd go somewhere else and then leave.
>>219943083How do you know KFC doesn't have spaghetti in their storage? So it means they should cook it too?
>>219943139She won't get paid if she gets fired for breaking the restaurant's no substitutions rule. Maybe it's a stupid rule but that's not for her to decide. The owner gave her that rule to follow and could fire her if she kept giving tickets to the kitchen with substitutions on them. You sound like you've never actually had a job before and think the world is like your mom's kitchen.
>>219943232>Do you think she came in early and added 'No Substitutions' to the menu?Managers would prefer to bend the rules for an out of the ordinary ornery customer than arguing with them.
>>219943232>>219943277she was ok with holding ingredients from a sandwich, he even offered to pay for a full chicken sandwich just for the bread and she still refused despite the fact that his last request didn't break any of the restaurant's rules just because she didn't want to give him the satisfaction of getting what he wanted. She cost the diner 4 clients by being intentionally obtuse
>>219943367>>219943377He should have taken the offer to get the manager involved then, instead of chimping out. Imagine getting ragebaited by the le meme snarky waitress
>>219942711He shouldnt throw a tantrum but no substitutions is wild
>>219943453Realistically you just realize the joint is insane and take what’s on their shitty menu, leave what you dont eat, and then shit talk the place to your kids as you drive off
>>219943453>ragebaitedyeah I'm sure that having to clean up the mess he made and explain why 4 people stormed out without ordering anything was part of her masterplan, bitch was in her 40s and she needed the intervention of the manager because she wasn't able to accomodate a single order?Obviously in the end he was still in the wrong because there was no need to chimp out and throw shit around
truffles are a meme and don't taste very good, same as caviar
>>219942711i side with nicholson because it wasn't an extreme request
>>219943453She wouldn’t NEED to get the manager, maybe she could have gone to the office and told him about the situation but more often than not if they have the substitutes to accommodate they won’t give a shit and would rather the customer be happy
>>219942077>no potatoesdo American eat boiled potatoes with omelets as breakfast? wtf
>>219943794How can you say it’s a meme if you’ve probably never actually had real truffle? Tons of places that offer them just add truffle flavoring essence
>>219943917We don’t boil breakfast potatoes because we can afford to cook them in oil and butter. Unlike your turd world village
>>219943970you've probably never left your bedroom for the past 15 years so be careful about making vague judgements about others
>>219944076Whenever someone posts and out of pocket projection like this fir no reason I always know they’re talking about themselves
One time I was at a dinner and asked for iced coffee and the waitress said they only have hot coffee. I could have said "its just hot coffee over ice" or had anicholson autusim fit, but I just ordered iced tea instead.
>>219942711The whole point of a diner is to have a very simple but flexible menu. A diner that doesn't accept even basic substitutions has failed and won't be in business long. Also the waittress is a bitch.
>>219944190it's not really out of pocket because more 4channers really are pathetic shutins and look incredibly stupid when they try to posture otherwise
>>219942161That tard doesn't have enough neurons for this kind of shitpost
>>219942099>level of effortHe got AI to do it
>>219943097Wft is "plain wheat toast"?
>>219942711Anon, have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"?
>>219944246Hot coffee over ice is garbage compared to a proper cold brew so the waitress was right.
>>219942980I don't get anything at KFC. Those niggas take 15 min just to notice there's people waiting to order.
>>219945315Having worked food service at one point in my life, boy oh boy, is that stupid phrase the battlecry of shitty customers who just want to abuse wagies. Ghetto rats in particular love that shit. It’s also not official company policy, it’s just a general philosophy originated by retail suits in the early 1900s to emphasize customer satisfaction. Some people seem to think that means a waiter is supposed to chop their own head off if the customer demands it.
>>219942077>Pittsburgh RareWhat does this mean
>>219942077There’s really no right in this situation, it’s an asshole engaging in a battle of wills with a cunt, both of whom won’t allow a scenario where they don’t get the last word.
>>219944246Actual ice coffee is brewed differently than hot coffee (it takes about 24 hours so places do run out of it) and tastes noticeable different than hot brewed coffee over ice
>>219942077>yeah ill take a double bacon smashburger, medium rare, house special sauce>and a side of black truffle sweet potato fries>oh and ill finish with a rainbow dash cumshot sprinkle milkshake thank you
>>219942711A restaurant isnt obligated to take your order, but neither are you obligated to give them money and business amd positive public feedback
>>219945315*insincere smile*That's not our policy
>May I have your order?Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu.>ok>would you like special curly fries?Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want. um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?>six piece mcnuggets.Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...>They come in six or twelve piece...Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of themaway. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorieintake.>They come in six or twelve pieces sir...Put two of them UP YOUR ASS, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'mtrying to watch my figure.>Western Bacon CheeseburgerA JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...>Would you like that with onions?No Onions.>Okay, Junior Bacon Chee.Total is $6.57Ok, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has lesscalories, 'cause it's fish.>Fillet of FishNow if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half DietCoke... 'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure.Tryin to lose some of the weight.>You want half Coca-Cola, halfUm, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch myfigure, not a large, a small.>It comes in medium-small or medium-large.Um...>Small Chocolate Shake.Also a small seasoned-curlies>Seasoned-curlies...Small, seasoned-curlies.>Ok I got the small seasoned-curlies...western baconcheeseburger...Ok, uh, Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh alright. Cherries Jubileeand that's it.
>>219945833I know this reference
Last night I went to a mexican food place I like but hadn't been to in a while. Order, hand her a $20. She says, "aaahhh ummm.... we're not accepting cash right now". I said, "well I drove all the way here and that's what I've got." She said ok and gave me my change. I think fast food wagies get off on being difficult cunts.
>>219942711I LOVE getting bitched at by strangers for requesting simple changes to a meal that I am paying a premium for!
>>219945941wow, five seconds of inconvenience before the world bent over to accommodate your needs! could this be that white genocide they're talking about on the news?
>>219945941>we're not accepting cash>WOW thanks>take food and leave
>>219946093You dipshit, she had cash in her register, she just didn't want to mess with it because 2x the federal minimum wage isn't enough money to do her fucking job and risk breaking a sweat. I wasn't even rude and I didn't raise my voice. You presumptive twat.
>>219946178>I wasn't even rude and I didn't raise my voice.this isn't family court, incel. you don't have to defend yourself. maybe the nice Mexican lady was just told by her manager that she shouldn't be handling cash anymore? and then she went against company policy because there was no telling what the bushy eyed red faced 300lb domestic terrorist in front of her is going to do when he is denied his carnitas? no way that can't possibly true the whole world is conspiring against me and is also lazy and doesn't want to take cash for whatever reason
>>219942711I agree. Not ordering off the menu, and asking for tons of substitutions when you do, is nigger behavior
>>219946313She could have said"no", you whiny faggot. I made no demands, and I didn't do any Jedi mind trick on her. And she wasn't a lady or mexican. She was a slutty teenager of indeterminate race with multiple face piercings.
>>219942711The second he said >I'll pay full price for a sandwich just tk get toasthe was the good guy. He was willing to overpay to get his order and it was all shit they had.
>>219942077>I'll take your Good Stuff Truffle Sandwich but please ensure that it is cut at an oblique angle as my complex PTSD flames when in presence of sharp objects therefore no forks or knives - not even butter knives, thank you - and I will take the latte on the offer, no gluten, slavery free and preferably from an Ecuadorian grower, Syndicate de Los Animistas comes to mind. Feel free to speak in your native language, I never bother correcting my doordash orders if a misunderstanding occurs. All in good faith! (non religious)
ITT: fatherless millennials thinking up excuses for why they're too scared to ask for what they want to eat when they visit the place that makes them pay half of their living wages for a meal cooked up by an Indian that just got done rubbing his balls in the break room
