>"AHHHHHHH A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHO ONLY WANTS TO LOVE ME, BE WITH ME SO I NEVER FEEL LONELY AND LIKES ME FOR WHO I AM?!? IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE!!!"This scares the zoomies and the LGBTards btw
>>219944958>A woman who only wants to love me, be with me so I never feel lonely and likes me for who I amThat's so far removed from my scope of reality I don't even know where to start
Im at a level of self loathing and disillusionment I would genuinely be concerned if a woman could be obsessed with me like that.
>>219944958>>219944997You don’t understand anon! She is possessed by a DEMON that makes her a TERRIBLE TSUNDRE to everyone but you! You should be terrified! :^)
>>219944997Never has a sex dream in my life because my mind rejects it as possible and wakes me up.
>>219945650>Anoooon, I wanna watch you shitpost on 4chan for another 12 hours c'monnn>Baaabe you've only gooned with me in the room three times this morning, everything ok?>Ooh, I know! Call Mr. Noseberg and say 'FUCK WORK' you beaky fucker!THIS WOMAN DOES NOT EXISTTHIS WOMAN DOES NOT EXISTTHIS WOMAN DOES NOT EXIST