Goran edition>ftl NEWSCrazy gang streams continues when they wake up.https://www.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://kick.com/bingobongo-twinshttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikiprevious: >>219939796
CAN I SUGGEST YOUGET FUCKED
>>219945811death to crazy gangthe concept
>>219945807QnAnon said this too. No one believes you
>>219945811continue*
>>219945826tranny is such a gross word
Clavicular is the realest Kick IRL streamer there is
posting anything i want
>>219945848>QnAnon said this too. No one believes youI swear on my fuckin life bro. Dont know how else I can convince you.
i don't think about bingo in a sexual way i just find her very beautiful and charming
what does Sam think of his sons new streaming career?
>>219945852kys troon
>>219945861a fat mexican man posted this pretending to be abi
>>219945852shouldn't it be trannies
>>219945826is it a claire reference
>>219945857>Kick IRLMaybe IRL streamer, but we all know Blane is the best kick streamer hands down.
>>219945826JETCORD, CODE YELLOW
you will never be this cool
>>219945861this cunt hates men so much
>>219945826ok Captain let’s get to work
>>219945811
>>219945840WHAT DO YOU WANNA BEEEEE WHEN YOU GROW UP?CERTAINLY NOTRAPED
>>219945887/bant/ says you should never post bashir
>>219945878He should've kept his hands up.
>>219945865Why do you need to convince me of anything. You shouldnt be this defensive over it.Keep sending the little retards money, maybe they will say your name and thank you on stream and you can crank your little penis to that
>>219945887that's true, i'd have to be a lot less cool than I am to be that cool
>>219945852tranny sounds like a girl’s name. calling someone a tranny feels like affirming there gender identity. i dont like it either
The most kino image in all of fishtank history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
>>219945872lol imagine being this behind. She has a new boyf
>>219945887attention seeking wannabe playing dressup
>>219945826Didn't he say a while ago that he doesn't want to hear "tranny" ever again
twin stream when
>>219945852Fitting
>>219945911Ya man, I'm sure you're great and everyone would love to get a beer with you, especially Sam and Clav!
>>219945872The mexiogre destroyed her PC and broke up with herShe is dating unemployed, a fishtank orbiter, and might be dead
otp
if i were in the tank and we had to do a vibe repair night, and they picked watching movies as activity, i would call to watch fast and furious, even if alone in different room
bash haters are mentally 12 years old and have the mentality that if you beat someone in a fight you're the better person
>>219945915 How do you explain this picture to a nonfan
>>219945872Dont insult ogre like that. He would never.He treated abi well and she repaid him by getting herpies from Jet and spreading it to him
Johnny Neptune Lives Today
>>219945826Chud to wiggers bitch
The pillars of /ftl/
>>219945951GTA 6 leak
>>219945861Fatherless behavior
>>219945910>still assuming i want to jerk off to whatever twin related>assuming id send them a single dimeIm not looking to be their sponsor im lookin to be their fren
her good woman arc went nowhere
i miss kratom mogging
>>219945887 Explain to me what's cool about this
>>219945961Replace tj with freddy
>>219945951The future of American demographics
Uhoh the vicki simp woke up
>Letty is doing a bit making fun of streamers even though she is literally like them and unironically thought kimmee would be entertaining
>>219945961trvke
>>219945951The history of America
>>219945973She was a Goo woman all along
My dad gets mad at me because I only make goo with black guys
>>219945951it's more tame than reality shows on tv
>>219945966low blow... but truuuu
>>219945841No one knows what any of this means
>>219945950>if you beat someone in a fight you're the better personno that's just being a nigger
Blane would be Sam’s favorite from any season
>>219945979TJ is objectively discussed more than Freddy on /ftl/
>>219945937within the next six hours, i reckon
>>219945826wiggers in control
>>219945973all she had to do was continue being loyal and people would have loved her.. instead she needs to cozy up with every guy that gives her attention
>>219945867This but in a sexual way, i will take her delicate flower
>>219945947Bints <3
>>219946010love you twin
>>219945984IT'S JUST A JOKE BRO WE DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET THE FAMOUS STREAMER AND GET CLOUT MERELY JOKING BRO
>>219946010That is actually funny but jimmy and tayleigh fans don’t understand humor
>>219945984>We're going to act like massive faggotsmight be the first promise Jet doesn't brake
>>219946010>>219945984Oof this cope when they've been saying for months that they want to do IRL stuff
>>219945984So they are just going to act like themselves?
MingoDingoes vs BintsBros
>>219946018Lashing out at your fanbase's insignificant Twitter accounts is a pathetic look
>>219945984glad he explained the joke so it can be funny now
Yo what's good Crazy Gang!?
>>219945867I love bingo body and mind and soul.
>>219945973Too much of a hoe and too dumb and autisticHer loyalty and efforts during the candy challenge shouldn’t be forgotten though
>>219945973Her iq is lower than that flower
cant wait 2 pay a bunch of unlikable losers to be unlikable irl #winning
>>219946017better not be at midnight again or i will be mad and only gift ONE sub instead of five this time.
Imagine Big Brother ends and you waste your time watching an irl stream of one the producers. That's what you're doing watching still
>>219946013Yeah and it sucks he is boring
>>219945947Bill ottman monitoring the ftl thread and opening his .txt document of prepared bill ottman posts
>>219946010>>219946036Ok I fuk with it
>>219946036A lot of hoop jumping just to party in Miami while making money from site whales.
>>219946063kevin leaning over jets shoulder and seeing him type this
big problem with this plan is Jet and Ben are not funny
>>219945950>have the mentality that if you beat someone in a fight you're the better person Swap "someone" with "women" and Bashirfags believe this
bring back clans as they were.
>>219946018Its obviously fake screenshots because it uses proper grammar
>>219946036every single person knows this jet
>>219946063How can non chads level up somebody thats already more chad than they are?
>>219946090Ben is
since they are just being faggots as a joke I can't actually criticize them for being faggots. damn, it's airtight
>>219945973 Jobe fucked her
>>219946018calling anyone kickslop is ironic
Where did they find Kevin? Applications? Seemed like he came out of nowhere and they didnt explain it
>>219946018>You just got puppeteered by a literal retardthis is how i feel everytime i watch something fishtank related and to be honest ill keep falling for it because i have nothing better to do
>>219946092yet he's the one with the most female fans lol. keep white knighting and expecting a reward
>>219946036>>219946010>>219945984>>219946063Holy shit, this is your brian on too much irony. David Foster Wallace was right
Our goal is to troll.
>>219946090Bigger problem is that they're lazy and half-ass everything.
>>219945999It’s pretty straightforward, Bashir is saying it was an L on his part to not adjust his beliefs for the show so he could be more physical with the women on the show. Considering her held down a 5 ft 3 Mexican girl on the floor during the show, it can only mean he meant this in a romantic way. In other words, Bashir feels that he missed out on physical romantic contact with the women on the show even though he’s married.
>>219946090they can be, as much as i hate to admit it. especially ben.
we're gonna act like faggots
>>219946106Airball
>>219946100I’m sure there’s many that don’t
>>219946090But they are unlikable losers so they got that part down already
>>219945984>letty not even mentionedalso jet & ben would know more about clav streams than her
>>219946111yeah, penetrating her with a bottle of booze when she was sleepinggay dude has massive gay bottom energy, which is confirmed
>>219946129Jet doesn’t know who that is
https://youtu.be/MY_PvlziOqU?si=OuIo4FkKpG8swGBktake me back....
>>219945984>The chud to Chad streams are a parody of the modern streaming shit just wanna make that clear.NO SHITThis fucking guy... jfcThat's why it sucks you stupid slavic nigger.You think are making art when it's obvious you are just making slop because irony is everything your dad taught you.Kill yourself, Jet, actually kill yourself.
>>219946127>yet he's the one with the most female fans lol. Nice fanfic cuck
>>219946117Letty’s brother
yukiko okada was found in a closet with her wrist cut open at age 18, her managers took her to the hospital where she jumped off the roof of the building and died instantly. bashir, a man of god and stoic intellectual, upon reading her story was inspired to visit her grave so that he could strike a feminine smiley face pose for the gram. he is a loser
we are all going to spam the other streamers chats telling them jet is faking it. none of the “gaslights” work with internet access
>>219946117He applied They found out last night that he was a streamstar and you could tell they were not happy about it
does jet kno that he doesn’t need ozemppic and he can just choose not to eat
>>219946129What did david say
>>219946160gay ben and jeremy gold were peak...
>>219946175It’s funny though. Even funnier when other people know it’s fake but you keep doing it
>>219946117>>219946170It's Letty and Jeremy's son Jemby, Letty is like 40 years old.
>>219946171work on your bashseethe more this is just desperate
>>219946176>why do background checks when the audience is going to do it better and faster
>>219946184he does not lol neither does bliccy
>>219946127 You know I'm right so you had to move the goalposts to "b-but he has female fans" cope
>>219946175Jet set that entire thing up so people would leak it. He wants people to think he is only pretending to be a total faggot
When does lettys 9 year old brother show up?
when does tazo show up
>>219946090Unironically just ask Bam to get a proper crew and you'll immediately see an upgrade in the quality of this show.
>>219946111>plapped binx>plapped vimp>sights set on the twinsCan noone stop this dog
>>219946175i hope that happens and people ellie post and bully them nonstop irl. i don't think jet understand that his bullshit only works because he locks people in a house with him with no phone
>>219946206He’s right and it is funnier
>>219945982Present day American under 40
>>219946090The concept feels like the amazing start to the idubbbz documentary where they're talking about all the hilarious shit they're going to do to fuck with him, and then you watch it and they manage to do like 2 bits on him and they barely work. Only this time they don't even have Sam, so it's going to be a bit that is instantly spoiled to the terminally online kick stars they're trying to punk, and they're going to look insanely pathetic.
>get called kicktank for bringing kimmee on>tweet this 1 month ago>RV is a no-go>party house is a no-go>streamer house is a no-go>fuck it lets go to vegas on a rental van>HAHA GUYS ITS IRONIC HAHA ITS IRONIC NOW YOU GUYS CANT CRITICIZE US! HAHA!>IT WAS OUR PLAN ALL ALONG
>>219946209it just makes sense for her act, you wouldn't get it
JET DEFENCE FORCE ASSEMBLE
>>219946217sorry he's in the basement with mints and lauragotta make that 10mill somehow
>>219945980I would like to have passionate intercourse with her if you catch my drift
>>219946167most of the eliminated fish/freeloader girls where cheering him on. there's ones on twitter and women that called in to talk to him yesterday. the twins big sister was a bash fan.monkey spit was landon's only female fan that turned on him during the raped saga
>>219946156 Settle down Bashit, your girl is safe with the GOAT freeloader
>>219946233imagine getting this worked up over moxley goodson
I’m an accomplished business man who has dedicated my life to elevating weirdos and paid them hundreds of thousands of dollars for being fun unique people and spend my vril daily thinking about how to let people have FUN audience and contestants.. maybe I miss half my shots sureYou dedicate several hours per day to watching and criticizing our shit move by move detail by detail. People like you catch every single thing that happens. You watch this shit nonstopRegular people in the fan base want u gone. We don’t want your views or your money. You are addicted to hatred deeplyYou can just exit. You can go be involved in something u actually enjoy interfacing with
>>219946233They’re doing an rv and a stream house after this and you will still complain
>>219946238im already mints defense force
>>219945759 #>>219945775 #They 100% paid for the meetup.It’s gonna be massively embarrassing and tough to watch. I’ve seen Clav streams, and Jet and Ben are the exact type of dudes that Clav and his group walk around “mogging”.
>>219946076maybe prepare for these things. i'm off for a nap so i can stay up all night if have to.
>>219946184Ozempic isn't even working other than he says lowers all his appetites except rape
Do you think Ben and Jet could fight Clav and his gang?
Jet and Clav stream frothing with unbroken eye contact.Jet and Clav stream full action tongue kissingJet and Clav stream 69 each other’s hairy bottomsJet and Clav stream holding handsJet and Clav stream getting marriedJet and Clav stream pregnancy testJet and Clav stream ultra soundJet and Clav stream baby showerJet and Clav stream post partum depression vlogJet and Clav stream breast feeding in public tipsJet and Clav stream empty nestersJet and Clav stream their adult child moving back inJet and Clav stream raising a CyrokeenJet and Clav stream how to keep your bedroom life spicy after 40 + years of anal sex
>>219946264Jet cocksley poopson
>>219946284
>>219946235bliccy is super depressing. actually. as a sign of the times, even as a social experiment.
It bums me out to see so much Mizzy hate. Most of her twitter replies are to mean people.
>>219946190>What passes for hip cynical transcendence of sentiment is really some kind of fear of being really human, since to be really human [...] is probably to be unavoidably sentimental and naïve and goo-prone and generally patheticIt all comes back to the Goo, my friend.
What if I ironically sabotage thier irl streams as a joke. What if someone slapped the shit out of jet in Maimi as a prank?
>>219943072>>219943072Rate my setup
>*spends seven hours playing the sims*
>>219946212what's the argument, women who go on the show shouldn't be targeted? you should let them assault you? fucking pussy
>219946233Jet is not an idea guy
>>219945887>you will never be this performativesounds good
>>219946290LOL
>>219946176I still dont get what streamstars was, something about people streaming on the website between season 3 and 4? It sounds like they just let anybody on? Why does Jet have a negative stigma surrounding streamstars?
>>219946280Ben could Clav is a massive pussy but Clav has bodyguards
>>219946310she is stealing claire bits
>>219945984>act like massive faggots>actyeah okay buddy
>>219946298only hitting women is okay
>>219946298Please kick the shit out of both Jet and Ben
>>219946297Sounds reasonable, maybe I should read Infinite Jest
shows been over for two weeks , there is no more content , its time to move on guys
>>219946297He was projecting and feared being human so much he removed the goo from his skull.
>>219946262That's ok he's got a harem to choose from
>>219945984ahahah get this we get drugs and invite girls to chill and then we turn off cams hahahah it's a commentary bro
>>219946317What type of guy is he then?
>>219945984>>219946010>>219946036>>219946063
>>219946233Jet doesn't know where the work ends and the shoot begins anymore, much like father Sam
See you tonight we’re going live with clav and gonna turn up in the club we got a section and we’re gonna probably get Rosé gonna be lit asf lol
>>219946354sex guy
tight little dogfaced cunt
Tipping off Clav that there are two sex predators and a female sex trafficker on the hunt for him #PESTMAXXING
>>219946235I love bliccy
>>219946129
>>219946347kek
>>219946315 This is a bashirfag argument but with Bashir. Your brain is fried.
what if I reach around in my pockets like and insane person that has a gun when i stream snipe and find jet irl as a bit?
I'm short but I'm ten feet tall
FISHTOY DELIVERY
>>219946356thank you
>>219946375Why are you moving the goalposts anon?
>>219946356can you put a suzy in that little space on the bottom
>>219946310you’d have to consume copious amounts of fluoride to enjoy the sims
>>219946393ok, give me a suzie
>>219946350>ends up with 0 because none will want to convert to his retarded desert cult
the average fishtank fan is so retarded they can’t tell when jet and ben are (poorly) acting in character so jet had to explain it to them
>>219946356>sent 4 hours ago
Clav who is used to getting blonde Miami party hoes that take care of their appearance and then seeing Letty Squarehead trying to be flirty with him with a fake baby voice while her mad eye goes crazy
anybody still talking about james and bashir is genuinely low iq
>>219946250>most of the eliminated fish/freeloader girls where cheering him on Proof?
>>219946350he is bragging, dude is a coomer and lover, he is just passive, he expect women to hit him up, he doesnt want to make first step in fear to make fool of himself
>>219946310beth capitalized on fishtank better than binx and vimp despite being there for a day
>>219946409Making your personality apathetic and ironic doesn't absolve you of criticism and being stupid as fuck
>>219946405Hopefully he is smart enough to leverage his micro internet fame into marrying that one Muslim chick he was thirsting after on Twitter
Blood games 2 will be a season 4 reunion like how it was originally planned to be
>>219946409yeah i really do understand why he hates the audience. people still think bashir has 4 wives
going to ironically simp for bingo by just actually simping for bingo
>>219946296Mizzy was great and so was Binx and so was Payton and so was Simbal and so was Alex and so was Burt. This fanbase hates normies and only wants chuddy zoomers that think throwing mustard at people and puking is the peak of comedy.
who is kevin?
>>219946310Look at the flab on those pits
>>219946413This would be funny
>>219946401at work :(
>>219946417maybe jet and ben should stream then??? you know that post-season content we were promised???
>>219946442maybe next time then
>>219946428most internet/twitter muslim girls don’t actually want to get married and pump out 5 kids from my experience
>>219946426Why don’t you ever say this about Bliccy?
>>219946436schnauze kevin
>>219946421Ask your mom
Damn these threads are still going? Time to go back to /bant/
Doing things ironically is so cringe coded wn2b doing things sincerely from now on
i think the twins only got one pc for their streaming setupshould've gotten two and done dual streams for maximum viewer engagement
>my self insert gets allllll the girls!
The wiggers thinking they're gonna troll and fuck with regular streamers and getting mogged back because they're uncharismatic 5'7 pudgy retards will be kino
People in the last thread were talking about how the twins were always in their own little world and I think that was hilariously shown best during the Fishbowl with the Bashir prayer and Blane imitation challenges. Those two were obviously rigged for them with people who supported them over James Drake but they paid so little attention to others that they fucking sucked at it.
>>219946431Nah season 3 and 5 reunion obviously
>>219946413clav is a nice person. he also doesnt play off people well. most of the clips is him just being awkward and using looksmaxxing slang irl
>>219946469You guys call sincerity “kick tank”
>>219946436Uncrowned king of FH2
>>219946469I was joking im not ironically simping for bingo it's 100% genuine
>>219946467 Bashirfags lie as easy as they breathe.
>>219946480Season 5 was already the season 3 reunion tho
>>219946425Binx is valuing the hang out with Jobe and doing something fun with Vimp instead of just going back to a bunch of viewers who won't donate and will ask stupid questions about how Jet's dick tasted. Her own fans will donate subs when she's back (or won't who knows). I doubt she's getting any new love or motion out of this.
im a horny incel ;-; >_<
>>219946436evil kevin was on bloodgames
>>219946469Jet can't reverse the irony train. Point of no return has long since passed.
>>219946459Bliccy is actually funny and adds to the enjoyment of the show. Complete opposite, retard
>>219946468Stay there.
>>219946436
>>219946296>>219946435If we go outside of the /ftl/ and twitter bubble, most people who have real lives seem to pretty normal who pop into their chats and are on instagram etc.
>>219946516How is she funny? She’s just irony poisoned, irony isn’t funny according to you
Jet be like>bro im jerking off to trannies ironically as a bit hahaha
the funniest thing you could say to jet is just "where's sam". just say it over and over if you see him. why isn't sam with you anymore bro? what happened?
>>219946469you guys would just call us faggots for trying to do irl sincerely . We can’t win
>>219946524Talking about you fags, the perfect place for you since the show is long over.
>>219946459probably because bliccy is actually intelligent outside of her act
>>219946365big cauldron green goo cooking witch looking ass
>>219946528Bashir said this was his favourite fish lmao
>>219946517
Does jet know his epic prank massive troll comedy stream is just boring af?
>>219946425How? she gets 15 viewers and no donations just guys spamming for her to say nigger and she says, I don't say that word guys only you do This is her life now
>>219946221 He's HIM
>>219946470Actually they said they're getting 2
>>219946455>even Muslim e-girls will turn into childless hagsWhy does humanity desire to trend toward extinction
>>219946548No she isn’t
>>219946328>something about people streaming on the website between season 3 and 4it's kind of hazy but I think there was a pre s4 period where anyone could stream, then right after s4 they did it again where only certain 'stars' could stream like burt, jimmy, angie, alex b. Or maybe I have that backwards. At some point there were just some of the worst people imaginable streaming though like a guy eating his own shit. it sucked almost as bad as what jet is doing now
>>219946479yeah i was surprised none of the praying tutorials from bashir stuck to them
Is TTS on?
jet lives in cartoon fairytale land where 6 weeks is 60 days and epic internet prank on normies are real and not staged.
dudes be like Bliccy isn’t funny and Bashir is my fave fish btw
>>219946543>making fanfiction of you owning jet::skull::
>>219946533>Jet dickrider>Bliccy haterI have so much sympathy for your taste man
>>219946517I miss the beautiful ck
Any word from my twin wives?
>>219946517>who Laura thinks she is, but will never be
>Pretending to be faggots
>*saves season 6*
>>219946365cute sex trafficker <3
>>219946562lets fucking goooooooooobingo doing weird shit and bongo doing le wholesome quirky chungus
Jets comments are so fucking retarded. If stringing them along is a bit, why would you ever have to explain that to your audience? Why not just do the fucking bits, expect your audience to have enough brain cells to figure it out, the have a laugh and debrief after?IMO this reeks of insecurity, and he’s also spoiled the bit because the people they wanna mock are gonna get those screenshots sent to them by their discord trannies.Just do a fucking bit with confidence wiggers instead of tip toeing and clarifying each and every time someone complains.
>>219946528kevin rules, but he seems to have completely dropped off the face of the earth post-fishtank appearance>>219946554no, he said he related to him the most
bliccy had some of the funniest lines this season, her delivery is flawless at times
Cryo is a sex pest.
>>219945936no that was the word “troon”, disgusting word
>>219946439delicious isn’t it
>>219946613karma is my best friend
>>219946554Did he really?
>>219946554 First based thing he's ever said.
>>219946479it might be the 'tism.
>>219946613Dude he's working out right now, he is actually working on bettering his life for real this time, do not talk shit about him if he's not here.
>>219946424Nice fanfiction Bethcord
I live in Orlando and I think I saw Crazy Gang drive past me.
>>219946613Cryo having a tantrum over letty saying he talks about jacking off all the time is really funny
You fags would call monty python using coconuts instead of real horses "irony poisoned".
>>219946328It was a bunch of unfunny fishtank fans destroying their rooms and yelling into the camera for attention to get on the showThey are orbiters and the worst of the fishtank fans, and jet is right for wanting to keep them away from the show
Famous House 2 cast is the best cast Fishtank has had but y'all ain't ready for that conversashyun
>>219946645Beth wants to collab with him now
>>219945826>Begin the subliminal messages... the ones that go in my favour
>>219946554>/ftl/ likes good thing>Yeeaaaah woooo!>Bashir also likes good thing>BOOOOO!Explain
>pretend to act like massive faggots
>>219946661You realize every contestant from season 5 (which you constantly praise) was on streamstars right?
>>219946533no. bliccy plays a character. jet just hides behind everything being a joke because he will actually get upset if you "shit test" him or call him out. Bliccy doesn't care. That's the difference. Even with jets irony shields he still gets EXTREMELY sensitive when people make fun of him and goes to great lengths to silence it while just putting up a weak "haha just kidding(?)" defense. Bliccy actually doesn't care, jet is just coping.
>>219946504paypigs don't like that she visits men.
>>219946432This. I don't want to play jet defense force, but it must be frustrating to have to deal with jimmy fags, stream star/sardinetin retards etc. etc.
>>219946626that’s not the line
>>219946613I miss her :(
Only for Jets bang bus to get a W in this trip if raid the basement where unemployed has chained abi to on stream
duanyay has his faults but i can't help it, he makes me laugh
>>219945956Jet can have all of us kneeling forever if he showed up & streamed with Johnny for a minute
>>219946036just say the n word hard r multiple times during casual conversation
>>219946627he did, i checked in archives and unfortunately, kev poster on bant was bong flag - steinful (like really him)
Jeet Neparajuna
>>219946678Jet is so sensitive that’s why he invited Burt who called him “jetstein” back on his show. The jet sensitive narrative fell apart completely from season 5, all the sensitivity he showed before was protecting Sam against Marky posting
>>219946688what the fuck is that
>>219946653jet has been saying he wants to do irl stuff for months and now is doing irl stuff and pretending it's ironic
>>219946665Fh2 house mogged S3 cast add alex b and it would be what S3fags think S3 was.
>>219946687karma is a bitch
>>219946111this nigga's head is fucking huge
hell yeah, MDE never dies.
>>219946672muslim
>>219946698PERIODT
Are the wiggers going to stream or are they just going to fucking talk about streaming?
>>219946722You can do something ironically and still like it, it’s not black and white. Idubbz talks about this
Jet neptune gets demoralized today
>>219945867She seems like a sweet girl but she should see a speech therapist
Shoutouts to the Cryo Nation!
Only Kwan, Tony, Kevin and Turbo were good. I guess Star too on a meta-post ironic way.
DMd vimp the tribute I did of her, will screenshot her reply
>>219946728why are you not saying it?
>>219946717nigger he literally said on stream a few days ago that he's just going to kick out anyone that "disrespects production" day one. he also had an ironic/not ironic fuck the audience day.
>>219946683the people in the bant thread are NOT paypigs btw. They are just possessive. Well one is a paypig, but he's only mainly really concerned about TJ (and still sends money anyways) He laughs that the others thing she's fucking zake or Jobe lol.
Why did Sam Hyde make Charls Carroll suck and deepthroat a big dildo that was cumming.Humiliation ritual or what?
>>219946697Penis soon
>>219946753 Kevin and Tony were a great duo
>>219946754I'm impressed you managed it, were you looking at something else?
>>219946759Yeah disrespecting production undermines the show, that’s not him personally being sensitive it’s him trying to make the show better
does jet forget that normies will just leave upon getting harassed
>>219946754post on bant
>>219946754Cryo, you are a sex pest
claire but she has red skin and cloven feet and six tits and a forked tongue and she says “blaaahhhh im from hell!!!!!”
Holy fuck
>>219946767myself in the mirror
>>219946758karma chameleon
>>219946677what
>>219946745Jet neptune gets demonetized today
>>219946599The content will flow
Disappointing to see Sam adopting decel anti-AI rhetoric.
>>219946743>mentions idubbz As sad as it is this will actually bait a real (you)
>>219946754finally some real (hopefully) content
>>219946775James Drake never left
>>219946708>bong flag - steinful (like really him)Thats cool. Yeah that was me i always give Kev props he was my fav on S3 (not Steinful though)
>>219946784Every contestant and freeloader submitted an audition directly to fishtank and it was reviewed and watched live by Ben and jet during streamstars. You do realize that right? Or are you a stupid nigger?
>3 hours of driving to miamihighlights?
DMd mints the tribute I did for him, will screenshot his reply
>>219946779i saw this doodle in isaac’s diary too
Do girls ever squirt tribute pictures of guys?
>>219946743yes it's annoying and cowardly. you're hiding behind being a joke something you actually like so no one can call you out on it. it's just like when i was a teenager and would ask to kiss a girl "as a joke". i thought i was a fucking genius for this too because i get to do the thing i actually want but any embarassment or cringe was all le part of the joke! If I get rejected haha I was just kidding stephanie but...
>>219946802James drake was competing for 50 k. these normies will just get an uber and head to a club.
>>219946805https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ss544w/kick_streamer_bendub_pees_himself/
>>219946798How is it sad? He was right with his circle of irony thing
Bashit cultists are the worst thing to ever happen to ftl
>>219946764payback for his rant in turkey.
> I need the Jet defense force to activate on all cylinders >I’m taking an autist shut in on livestream rumspringr and discord trannys are fudding itLiterally what does this mean?
>>219946811update: his reply cannot be posted on tv...
>>219946462C Vier, eine Kiste, hier um Sieben Eine Dose zu wenig, eine Minute zu spät - Miami Kalk Verbot
>>219946814Only on a subreddit dedicated to retards cooming to pics, and yes it’s 95% OF ads.
>>219946768>you can't make fun of the trollmasters in the trollhouseshut the fuck up.
>>219946823>kick streamer bendubi shouldn't have to read that, not even ironically..............
>>219946817No it has nothing to do with that. It adds nuance and makes the piece of media more entertaining and funny. It adds complexity
I've got a few funny DMs with fish I want to share with you guys but don't want any of them to get mad at me for sharing it
>>219946823>19 comments>0 upboats
>>219946823Generational aura lossBendub? More like BenL
>>219946831he’s doing something he thinks is wild and entertaining and people are still dooming
>>219946853who?
CryoKeenC KCryoKeenC Kmuch to think about
>>219946848When has making fun of production ever led to anything good? You don’t understand how the show works at all yet you constantly criticize
>>219946560Beth had more viewers playing Sims than Vimp making shitty music with dysgenic Greg orbiters
>>219946722There's no entertainment to be had from them just streaming themselves being sincere. Satirizing a culture they're familiar with is playing to their strengths. If Monty Python made a serious Arthurian film with that budget it would have sucked so you can frame their satire as a way to cover up their incompetence but that would be an incredibly cynical framing that doesn't allow you to enjoy anything.
>>219946853doubt they would get mad. anything they say to fans they probably assume will go public
>>219946823ai
>>219946854why is it "upboat" anyways? I've never actually looked it up, in like 15 years...
cryokeen is the only reason this show still exists btw, youre welcome
>>219946759Frank hinted at his inability to take criticism, based on his writing alone you'd think he has the cognition of a 15 year old, he's probably good at tard wrangling and making things happen, but he shouldn't be on the wheel.
>>219946874You're not on The Wire, bro.
when i disrespect production i am being ironic
>>219946831Delusion. There is no jet defense force. Not even mints defends him anymore
>>219946860cole, jin, vimp, ellie, anissa
>>219946887same reason we bake bread
>>219946866it's fucking hilarious when jet gets called out and unironically mad it's some of the highlights of the show
>>219946898I defend jet
>>219946804Are you a streamstar
>>219946866Mints please start adding exercise into your routine instead of just relying on the Ozempic pills.
>>219946901they seem cool, i doubt these fish would get hurt by you sharing DMs
>>219946812isaac has a diary?
>>219946350
>>219946853Only Bashir and Blane would know if you post them here.
>>219946909No I’m not subhuman like you
>>219946372is this landon?
>>219946925 Bashir doesn't post here I think
Jon really should have been on S5. Would have been funny seeing him trying to out-autist Bashir on religion or getting under James Drake's skin or having a friendship with the twins.
going to take /ftl/ from chud to chad
mints if you do 10 bodyweight squats every 45 minutes it can couneract some of hte negative effects of a sedentary lifestylealso will make your ass even hotter
Is Jimmys slampig sister a bash babe?
>>219946948Bashir def posts on the following boards>/tv/>/jp/>/trv/>/int/>/mu/>/fa/
Niggas here thought the Enslaved chat was the actual site live chat. I will not forget.
>>219946797He's literally a failed, declining grifter so its expected to see him try to grasp onto anything normie retards boost(like anti-AI anti-Data Center boomer slopulism) on his spiral down into irrelevancy
>>219946754do joopy you dumb fat fuck. can't do shit right
>>219946738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXoZM5wiv0duanyay bossed up on burt and had him shook the entire time, so funny
>>219946804Streamstars was not the audition streams. People submitted applications and didn’t even know they would be made public by jet and ben. Streamstars was random fishtank fans streaming on the website between season 3 and season 4.
>>219946987dude, come on, you cant have them all, leave at least one to other guys, can you?
>>219946896Famous House > Rome > BingoBongo stream > Holy Grail > ftl > Fishtank > The Wire > CrazyGang > Mizzy stream > normal irl kickslop
can't wait for the miami stream.
>>219946993everyone ITT is genuinely retarded
>>219945887I'm not autistic, so I don't believe that's cool. Guess I'm good.
They should travel all over the country and murder all the stream stars and sardinetin """people"""
>>219946718Some guy from here dm’d her? Idk
>>219946993what was it, I missed this part because it was over before it began
>>219946462kek
>>219946948Bashir knew too much esoteric Fishtank lore to not post here in some capacity.
>>219947030This!
>>219947012Anyone who submitted an application during that time was a streamstars watcher. The biggest thing jet does wrong is casting and it’s the one thing you guys don’t give him shit for, genuinely incredible
The season is over. Go the fuck back to bant you brown retards
>>219947030Yeah especially Landon, bashir, the twins, Vicky, Emma, jd, Laura, Blane and bezo
>>219947081No.
I’ve lost myself…
>>219946948Bashir specifically bringing up Cole and the Summer voicemails leads me to believe otherwise
>>219947051but he never mentioned jin, fellow bant poster and japan citizen, osaka citizen,bashir was living in osaka and wants to return to japan
it felt earned.
Jet, you’re the greatest. FISHTANK ALWAYS WINS
>>219946965The reason he went quiet was because Ottman sent him a cease and desist, they would never have him back
>>219946613
I thought James winning would be funnier.
>>219947111Didn’t Burt and Mizzy listen to the Summer voicemails on stream?
>>219947124Bad woman
>>219947118Thank you for your patience.
>>219947078wtf are you talking about you retard
>>219946948Klaus you don’t even watch the show what do you know
WAITING FOR TONIGHT OHHHWHEN YOU WOULD BE HERE IN MY ARMS
Jet having a nuclear meltdown rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvOtvK5Gwg
>>219947135What was Jimmy's take on them?
>>219947113bashir was actually the japanese poster that kept trying to get jin to hang out with him
>>219947154love them so much, can't wait for their hair to grow back
>>219947145What are you confused about? The contestants and freeloaders on season 5 were no different from streamstars subhumans
>>219946948Can't wait for the Klaus vs Bashir beef
>>219947158Holy seethe
>>219947115TLP
>>219947158Jet Badson having a normal one.
>>219947158Dude, Johnny Neptune lived to see another day, give Jet a break.
>>219947158He’s right
>>219947171Bash was Jim all along crazy
>>219947158Is this part of his wigger character or is he being genuine here?
>>219946948He 100% at least lurks 4chan, he said he was surprised that anyone from 4chan would like him meaning he knows the site and its general disposition, and he's always shitting on Reddit
>>219947158>spend my vril dailyIs this a reference to cum tributes?
>>219945999bashir couldn't decide if touching girls was haram>>219947158jet is right desu
>>219947158Seems like Jed does browse here.
>>219947180the contestants and freeloaders from s5 sent in auditions when it was announced that they were taking applicationsHow is that being a streamstar
>>219947158kek he's pissed that his Dad is gunna live
>>219947158>he thinks haters watch itlol
>>219947158>regular people in the fan basedoes not exist
>>219947176The wiggers said they'll pay for their wigs idk what's taking so long
>>219947208the /bant/ iceberg (#5 IS INSANE!!)
>James Drake Friendtank camping trip>Bashir Japan streamIt’s gonna be a great off season
>>219947158>if you don't praise every stupid decision i make, you're a haterVery Bashir-coded
you're the first thing I think of when I wake up in my fugue state
>>219947154Wow first time I've seen bongo in something that's somewhat form fitting on her chest
>>219946129That guy killed himself because he didnt like the food at a restaurant
>>219947158Miami trip with the atrocious vibes from the start
>>219947251love this fact
>>219947239they did buy them wigs, the twins just don't wear them.
Does anyone have the clip of Alex B wrestling Jet to the ground and overpowering him when Jet tried to shoot up in front of him?
someone mogging jet irl while jet just keeps trying to respond ironically
>>219947158
>>219947228Because no outside of extreme orbiters was keeping up with fishtank when they said that lmao
>>219947275kek
>>219947263I'm dreading it.
>>219946129>David Foster Wallace was rightFacts
>>219947239Twins didn’t like the wigs they gave them and said they prefer the hats their mom made. Bongo said she doesn’t mind being bald but doesn’t like not having eyebrows.
>>219947214The Jet character is complicated and multi-layered, the underlying sentiment here is sincere and valid
>>219947275Real ones know
>>219947158Is this what he meant by we'll be acting like massive faggots?
why aren't they pushing anything right now?
>>219947248>Bashir is Jet's favorite>Bashir says he'd rather hang out with Jet than BenHmmmmmmmmmmmm almost like...
>>219947267When will they wear wigs?
>>219947244>Twins go to Skinwalker Ranch>ends with BG2It'll be the best since the summer of '24
This wiggers ego is going to stop him from ever getting where he wants to be
guys i only ironically got mogged you don't get it
>>219947275the tables have turned
>>219947279I think it was posted on twitter and instagramProbably spread by word of mouth too
Crazy Gang should visit Hamburghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_VjXBWRdQ
>>219947320Not a rebuttal
>>219947288She said she doesn't like not having eyebrows because she can't tell what expression she's making.
It's time. Send. Him. In.
>>219947158Don't worry guys is just ironic post irony but not really, except it is, okay?
>>219947158This is how his dying crackhead dad talks
>>219947158I'm guessing he deleted this already or I've been deceived.
>>219947158No one is allowed to have criticisms! He is doing his best don't you know!? He took 8 months to plan out 30 days on non stop content with some of the best fish ever! Ear out bros! Being humble is for losers
>>219947158>>219947248>>219947300bashir manipulated him to type thisold jet would delete it 10 minutes after publishing it
>>219947267>>219947288I thought those were just temps, should've figured wiggers would cheap out on them
>>219947356no, it's just elon who fucked twitter uphttps://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2046996969625669986
>>219947158Johnny Neptune coded postAll that's left is for him to tell people to eat his shit and call them crusty gaming chair nerds
>>219947306I just don't want Jet on camera. He's off-putting.
>>219947275my goat still got it
bashir manipulated me into having a wet dream about bliccy
>>219947356>>219947363No, it's still uphttps://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2046996969625669986
>>219947208Was bash in Japan last fall?
>>219947264so uhhh you wanna go to NYC now the season finished early? ... no you can't come aryeh you have to pay for yourself
>>219947345by the time you realize you're becoming your father, it's already far too late
>>219947356https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2046996969625669986
>>219947383Going to nyc is free, retard
>>219947306Jet is crashing his entire brand to make himself a streamer when everyone hates his personality its quite insane his lack of self awareness is nuts.
>>219947341Name?
The twins being bald is growing on me. They talk about spiritual things a lot and they give off the vibe of like ancient priestesses
>>219947387>>219947380>>219947370Wowowow. This is like an early birthday present <3
starting to think kevin won’t see a gator
>>219947392what is travel and accom
>>219947371lmao at how awful her eyebrows look here
Hope you guys enjoy Cx! Season 6 hosted by Ice Poseidon! Cast: ABZ, ChickenAndy, JJ, Darius, Hampton Brandon, Xena The Witch, Moxie and SPECIAL GUEST Goocheese! Andy Dick surprise freeloader! Straight from the genius mind of Jet Neptune!
>>219947158I don't think he's entirely wrong but he is allowing himself to get trolled by a twitter tard
>>219947407Trains are free
>>219947338If you follow the fishtank instagram or twitter it will pop up on your feed You don’t need to be a fishtank orbiter to see it
Super Nigga is the first time Sam has made me laugh in a while.
>>219947414#Blessed
>>219947417not quite, pal
>>219947414She’s the only one from that list who would be good on the show.
>>219947419No non orbiter follows those accounts, their tweets get like 50 likes
>>219947414>Andy Dick surprise freeloader!You say this in jest but he was going to be on Bloodgames 2
>>219947431Why can't this faggot hold his head up straight
>>219947410They look fine tho?
>>219947414jet is adolf hitler
>>219947397Insulin Pump Man
Congratulations on another great victory over the audience, Jet!
I can’t wait until you all leave the community. You are all genuinely awful people
>>219947171>>219947208i checked it earlier, all japanese flag non-jin IDs, in some threads he had 20+ postswas it bashir? very different than bashir from the show, maybe a bit closer to "after the show bash" because he is low key simp postingguess we will never know
>>219947431his arab arthoe wife is cool i wish that she'd call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself
>>219947433Goocheese I mean.
Any updates from Kato?
gay
hasn’t even been 1 day btw
eta on miam?
>>219947158Jet is in the right here but you guys aren't ready for that truth nuke btw
>>219945984Jet does know that nobody thought they were being genuine and we all understood the joke right? It’s not that nobody understood it, it’s just being ironic about everything isn’t funny anymore after so long.
>>219947440he's aura farming
>>219947468Yeah, she is fat now, sadly
>Last live 11 hours ago
Bill Ottman waxing his anus and asscrack to be ready for his Turkish spa visit.
>>219947468>her boyfriend moved in with her>she gained 20 pounds (fat)
>>219947477Can someone give me an argument as to why he isn’t correct there?
>>219947464u have a crush lol
>>219947464Unless Bashir drinks alcohol then I doubt that's him.
Imagine how much funnier this would be if they bought a fan favorite to do this instead of some Stream Stars faggot. Them taking Freddy or Alex B or Burt along to Miami would've had good content potential
>>219947466trvke!
>>219947440He's weighed down by the oppression of white supremacy.
>>219947158>you are addicted to hatred>let's try hard to pressure a girl trying to quit drinking to get shitfaced for another crash out, then have them shave their heads (that's too dark btw) even though we've rigged them to lose in a final challenge wrestling some buff dude with experience>I'll promise to give them $20k before it even happens so the audience thinks I'm a good guy, but secretly I won't be giving them their challenge money and I'll continue to try and leech off them after the show's over
>>219947497I didn't read the jetwall. got a tl;dr?
>>219947464Talking about drinking beers it's obviously not Bashir
>>219947505Here's your fan favourite
>>219947482She just needed a few tattoos lazered and she would have been peakVery sad
>>219947505Yup. Take Landon and all of this is instantly fixed. Immediately
>>219947158Fuck off nico you’re worse than jet
>>219947510ew
>>219947434Being in this thread makes you a streamstar and an orbiter You’ll get on the show one day bro, keep trying
>>219947158Jets got a point
>>219947479>>219947512but seriously does he have some spinal issue i don't get it
>>219947466
>>219947539Ive never tried to get on
>>219947524Unironically this would be a lot funnier with Cryokeen.
>>219947537>Pinoy stole my ORIGINAL post!
>>219947505Jet said returning faces in Miami
>>219947551don't vorry about it
Oh nooooo the guy whose dad just almost died is crashing out a little bit this is the end of the world
>>219947551no, he's literally just aura farming
Is Josie making enough money from her pigs?
>>219947505>freddy gets drunk and falls over! >alex b gets mad and rants at the camera for thirty minutes!>burt says something gay!
>>219947552>that drawing Remember when Ben yelled at the twins for putting Discord shit up? That was funny.
>>219947505It's supposed to be a "Chud to Chad" bit where they take an awkward chud and bring him to a strip club, get him a haircut, dress him in new clothes. I'm guessing that's what they're planning. Maybe they asked Landon first but he had to go back to work.
>>219947486klaus is that your new gf
>>219947562kek alright
>>219947414He's taking the MMO model, just pay attention to the top paypigs. Except he doesn't really give a shit and pulls the rug under them too.If he wants money so much he should simply collect the spit, piss and shit of the hottest contestants in a bottle and auction them.
>>219947537Funny how he hates on fishtank yet he’s here and posting 24/7
>>219947519Retarded shit from a faggot who forgot what he is good at
>>219947557Nico is a flip?
>>219947590Yeah believe so
same
>>219947543>>219947477But I liked Fishtank while Jet wasn't making it "Jet's Dollhouse." Now I don't, and it's clearly Jet's fault since he's a bad showrunner. So I will continue to post shit incessantly until Jet has his final crashout and the show can go to someone else.
>>219947571She works at a subway
>>219947497no, because he is correct.
The problem with Jet is that he genuinely thinks he's funny and that people enjoy bits where he plays a major part.
https://youtu.be/Zq_LakJTsIEJet remembered this WP sketch that was already outdated in 2016 and thought it was hilarious to recreate it in 2026 with Kick streamers.
>>219947551Spinal faggotry maybe
>>219947482Women gaining weight after getting a boyfriend seems like a common thing. Does this mean that if you get an anorexic gf, then she'll end up at a healthy weight?
>>219947588Sounds like he belongs here then
people should apply pressure to jet right now, theres potential for a major crashout today
>>219947551mog complete
>>219947597Lmao how embarrassing
>>219947497He thinks he can replace the current fanbase with Kick.He doesn’t realize that Kick viewers are used to getting everything for free and only paying $5 for TTS. If he “bullies” these people out like he plans to he’ll just kill Fishtank.
Jet trying to gatekeep his community because they have expectations that he has no intention of meeting and wants his new kick fans to shun the "badguys" who want fishtank and not Jet being a shithead IRL streamer. Very cool, super healthy for a brand.
>>219947590HAHAHAHA
my jet force take is that i love the potential of the product and i want to love the wiggers but with the non stop fails its not possibledo better
>>219947622Oh yeah, I just realized, kick viewers are used to 3-5 bucks TTS, not fucking 30 bucks
>>219947622>He thinks he can replace the current fanbase with Kick.He doesn’t think this nor want this>He doesn’t realize that Kick viewers are used to getting everything for free and only paying $5 for TTSWatching fishtank is free, all the stuff they have that’s paid is unique and isn’t anywhere else. Again they’re still doing fishtank >If he “bullies” these people out like he plans to he’ll just kill Fishtank.No there are still tons of us that aren’t deranged terminal haters like you
S6, Day 24:>SALMON ANDY is the new Frank Hassle! He's terrorising the fish by being a fat fuck!>Xena breaks Moxie's nose for calling her a monkey at the bar! Moxie KICKED for being racist!>ChickenAndy ploughs LettyVision for the fifth straight night in the basement! Love is in the air!>Ice Poseidon announces Sam Pepper will be the VIRTUAL HOST for the rest of the season! Let's give it up for RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!Yeah! Fishbowl! Or whatever this show is meant to be called!
>>219947614We'll see after i romance Haley
>>219947649Jet is lost within a world of his own.
they're saying Season 6 will be ADL with a higher production budget
sometimes I just want to piss out the window!
>>219947115why didnt dan help the fredster?
>>219947662>>219947681I'm excited for both of these.
Why is Nico watching the show and at the same time trying to get it shut down?
>>219947678feel like people don’t realize how insane jet being on other people’s streams is about to be
>>219947521>There are so many girls who look like josie but more slanty here. It makes me happy and horny but resentful >Now that the dust cleared she really did trigger me on such a visceral level when I said I'd never emotionally get involved in media as an adult man. I guess i was mad and pressed. She won (about haley, bitchtank)>Oh my goodness. That's what I like about her. She's so innocent. She had no clue what she was doing here. (comment to angie pussy flashing)>Jim honestly might be an issue in osaka tonight funny to think it was him
>>219947681ADL was just fishtank with a lower budget and worse production
>>219947681Do you like getting fucked in the ass or peehole?
>>219947684dan is a retard and a coward
>>219946823Bendub wanted to be more like his boyfriend James Snake
What would you like to see Jet do in Miami?
>>219947692you used to do that
>>219947458It's ironic, I'm satirizing genuinely awful people.
>>219947692It's all he has. Pretty sad person
Clavicular won't talk to jet,ben,letty,or Kevin for more than 2 minutes before forgetting them while jet and ben get back in the car and go WE TOTALLY GOT HIM WITH OUR BIT DUDE OMG
>>219947692Like all of us want the curse of fishtank and Jet Neptune to be vanquished
>>219947692>it’s already going over a lot of people’s headsI refuse to believe that Jet thinks Ben repeating dubs in the chat 20 times is going over anyone’s head.
>>219947720>What would you like to see Jet do in Miami?die
>>219947661Hi jet
How can someone with thin skin like Jet expect to "make it" as an IRL streamer? He's going to crash out when someone who has no idea who he is or gives a fuck about his "Fishtank clout" starts pressing him on stream
>>219947731stop lying you want to keep posting here forever
I muted season 5 whenever a jet bit came on. Just done with him.
>>219947723You are subtarded
>>219947661>He doesn’t think this nor want thisHis current twitter melty says the exact opposite. He wants the current fans gone and replaced with Kick fans.>ur le h8rI’m not a hater. Its a fact that this show requires a ton of money, and if they replace the current viewers with Kick viewers, they WILL NOT be purchasing TTS or toys to anywhere near the extent that the current fans do.
Fuck it the show's dying, can we get Mike Enoch up in this bitch as a freeloader, give him all the ranch dressing he wants. Get Big Richard Spence to ring the beef bell on him.
>>219947720Take Kevin to a swamp to ironically see a gator and get eaten by an actual gator.
>>219947720pick up taylor
>>219947728Calvicular, from what I've seen, even specifically pauses and thinks about what to say before saying it. It's a sign of autism, but that's neither here nor there. Point is, he'll just look at Jet and might say "ok" and that's it.
>>219947661jet defense force cope
>>219947720ODing on Fent would really make up for everything
>>219947661Trvke
We can go band for band (fuck that, we can go M for M)Quarter mil' for the Maybach truck (double R with the factory rims)I got the 90, the Urus, the Virgil, the Brabus, I'm really a threatIt's got to the point that I don't even care, I got jewels in the safe that I don't even wear
>>219947697I mean I guess he could be schizo posting and making shit up so he has plausible deniability
>>219947661it's so weird when we have actual jet glazers itt
https://rumble.com/v6vrf13-hell-house-the-downfall-of-adl-part-i.html
>>219947692i miss head
>>219947720Go to Gatorland and Disney World and Universal with Angie.
>>219947711double dubs of truth
>>219947622The silent majority is happy that the wiggers are bothering to stream during the off-season. It's only a small number of people who are vocally arguing against this.
>>219947754>that picpizzaguy did this to my cousin klaus several times in 2007
>>219947774how does he do it?
>>219947752If you're sincerely this hateful and cynical you need to work on yourself.
>>219947772I think the basement telegram literally gets alerts and starts defending him here or something.
we all agree that people like nico or benleaks are way more pathetic that jet, right?
>>219947769Bashir edit set to EsDeeKid...
>>219947215 when did he say this?
What happens when the Wired article drops?
>>219947734It is though just look at the thread
>>219947788unironically the seethers are way worse than actual production
>>219947585Klaus only likes skinny cutters
>>219947788benleaks is my nigga and has the right take 70% of the time.
>>219947788Benleaks has the tightest boy pussy in the US
>>219947782no proof, and it's past the statute of limitations anyways, so shut the hell up about it
>>219947793he got a tts saying /ftl/ likes him i think
>>219947795nothing
Jet should stay in the basement.
>>219947802He's incidentally right, he liked Cole and TJ because Benleaks is a gay man physically attracted to them and that's why he also likes James Drake.
>>219947804stop hurting gay guys
>>219947781>Actually guys pretty much everyone is super happy to watch Jet and Ben and Letty stream dogshit RV part2 with marginally better wifi, they just don't say anything, keyboards are broken or they totally would be more vocal in how much this rocks!Okay
>>219947722I moved on, now I'm just watching a show that's funny. Not funny rn though.
>>219947788no because they actually get under jets skin and it's hilarious
>>219947781Off season content is great.His ->there are big changes coming to the show and we don’t care if nobody likes it we’ll stream to 500 people that’s fine outlook on the show is a bit worrying. Those are his actual words btw.
>>219947788 yes
>>219947793In the Arena when everyone had abandoned him, a TTS told him that /flt/ supports him and he was surprised but said that was cool because he thought we'd all hate him lol
>>219947824kek this
>>219947788Nico is more pathetic Benji is just a faggot and we shouldn’t really care about anything they say or do
>>219947215He is Anonymous
>>219946245i don't understand. could you elaborate more?
>>219947720have fun :)
>>219947822no
>>219947524this would actualyl get me to watch it
>>219947811Famous House proved this works, but SOMEONE really doesn't like that!
Has Jet ragequit the Miami trip?
>>219947781airball
Be nice to Benleaks
>>219947783We all know johnny got better drugs than jet
which one is betterjerking off alone in a dark room or having sexual relations with someone you love very much
Jets argument that you’d rather watch something than 8 months of nothing and ghosting the fans is true
>>219947788nico absorbed /bant/ jet seething without getting the joke but I still appreciate him for hassling jet
>>219947811>>219947846Many are saying this!
>>219947788obviously but they dont make the show
The way Jet keeps talking about the show has big >I wish we hadn’t named it Warcraftvibes
WE ARE JET NEPTUNE WE CARRY THE FLAME WE STREAM FOR THE IRONY AND HONOR SAMS NAMEWE ARE JET NEPTUNE
>>219947853does that mean he gave ciara fent on purpose?
>>219947598>Oh boo hoo I need to get a job
ftl was the bashir bastion and we dont need credits for itwe just did it because it was the right thing
jet is lashing outbut isnt it his fault the rv stream is failing?didnt they show the car during the season and said its gonna be dfferent than s3 that they had the necessary tech for it to work this time?i wish fishtank would be betterbut its hard to accept that they are putting so less effort into all of ithow come they dont have challengs preplanned for a season? why arent they having any backup for inevitable fails?they had multiple month, and i get it, making sure it doesnt get shutdown again, finding a location, finding fish all is work that has to be donebut to plan some actual content doesnt take fucking weeks.with a group of three and some brainstorming you get it down in say a chill week, then you have all the time to get supplies. i just dont see where all the time is being invested intoits easy to say they are just cracking whippets and being drugged up. but i genuinely believe they are actually trying but failing due to some sort of crazy missmanagement which i cant pinpoint at this point in time
Can we all just agree season 5 was funny?
>>219947806i remember one after the show with letty and james in confessionalit was more of>kiwifarms are your biggest fans, 4chan alsoand he ignored 4chan part and said he doesnt know what farms is, how to enter it and how to read it, he was asking letty if it is forum or somethingi might be wrongbut one was james-letty-bashir confessional post show
>>219947852Why?
>>219947831 Half of us hate him
>>219947826then you should already know why nico is doing it
>>219947781It is going to strongly interfere with the plans for the next season, to the point where they may push it back months, be even MORE lazy than S5, or simply may not do it at all. I'm ok with anything as long as Jet is removed from being the showrunner of Fishtank. He can do Kick if he wants.
>>219947846
>>219947793https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776881705293923.webm
>>219947886you guys are a vocal minority
>>219947880it was, however the first halfish really had a very different vibe going on from the *gut feeling* of what fishtank is.
>>219947878yeah they do so poorly that it cant even be excusedthey have to actually step up and then we can talk about being fair
why can't Jet just accept this and focus on things people actually want to see
>>219947720>would you like to see JetNo
why wasn’t the sprinter van ready?
Are the fat guys who simp for the twins actual pedophiles?
>>219947878Jet isn't actually lashing out. When he got exposed for his Harvey Weinstein thing, he chose to deleted everything and go radio silent for months.Now he is doing the opposite, directly targeting haters. Who knows what Jet Neptune is really feeling.
>>219947880I didn’t like S5.
>>219947878nice webm
>>219947855How about planning shit?
>>219947829S6 isn't even happening for another year, so why are you giving so much credence to what the wiggers are saying now?
>>219947886I don't believe you or the "I miss Head" poster
>>219947482She is still well within the ftl good woman zone of chub
>>219947910yes
>>219947788Yeah name fags are fucking losers unless you do you ironically like me (im pretending to be a total faggot)
>>219947873Waiting on Johnny's deathbed confession for that>>219947781Cucumberfeet bashir interview>18k viewsJet's van stream>4k
>>219947881 I remember Bashir insulting 4chan in a challenge to attack the fans of the show during room wars
There is no culture to advance.
>>219947888I'm just saying, I saw Nico tweet fondly about s5 and then the very next tweet was months old enchilada. Then back to reminiscing about s5, then back to hating. Just weird behavior.
>>219947910I’m not but there’s definitely a few that are going off their streams and the TTS/love letters they got.
>>219947909pls keep asking this until j*t responds to it
Anywhoozers
>>219947961That is a man
>>219947910i am not fat
>>219947811They just need a host that isn't on it, Jet doesn't understand that him knowing or being too self aware instantly ruins any momentum they build. They need someone as clueless as the audience interacting with the fish. But if they cannot put together challenges or commit to anything it will instantly deflate into nothing.
>>219947915Not the beginning either? It had good vibes, felt fresh.
>>219947951>insult the audience challenge>bashir thinks who is the audience>brain goes to insult 4chanyep, he posts here
I love Fishtank so much. Where is Ben? Where is Jet?
>>219947905Jet thinks he's entertaining.
>>219947936>so why are you giving so much credence to what the wiggers are saying now?Because they have full control now. Sam and his crew are gone. It’s now the Jet Neptune show with nobody there to tell him “no”.
>>219947973they literally just need Sam
CRAZY GANGBACK TO BACK KEKWSWOOHOO
>>219947961Look at that tummy
>>219947913>Who knows what Jet Neptune is really feeling.Whatever it is, it's not healthy.
>>219947956why did you do the same thing
>>219947889S5 literally just ended. It's better to wait a while before the next season anyway, to build anticipation. It's too soon to even begin thinking/talking about s6, in my opinion. There should be a 6-month or one-year gap between main seasons, like any real reality show.
actually blows my mind
>>219947897 The way the other anons described it I thought he recognized the name /ftl/ without further explanation. The TTS just said 4chan, obv he thinks the chud site doesn't like the muslim guy.
>>219947878they rather did the retarded rebranding with new logo and new site (merch shop btw more shit than before, gj guys)who needed thisthe site worked, why put effort into this, when there are so much more important things to get done
>>219947975Week 1 vibes were nice but now that it’s over and I can rate the overall package I didn’t like it.
>>219947961i guess you can call that a face
>>219947975 This nigga liked the first 3 weeks of season 5
Jet said they were checking in to the hotel at 1pm and they would stream shortly after. it is now 2.22.where is the fucking stream jet?
>>219946357its not wrestling, he just wants paypigs to pay for miami whores. since he doesn't get his usual post season grooming benefits
jobe is live
>>219947979 your daddy doesn't post here, get over it already gosh
>>219947878I kinda just skimmed your post and agree for the most part but I just wanted to say I love Bliccy. Total Bliccy Love!
They really should have done more stuff like the golfing stream but also streamed driving there to make sure their shit actually worked.
>>219948030missing us already? give me a minute bitch
>>219947697>angie>innocentlol
>>219948004What I meant by that was, they had 8 months between S4 and S5, and produced a show lazier than S4, which is SHOCKING. So this kickslop will make for an even lazier product.
someone fixed up the letty discord sex cam videohttps://turbo.cr/v/lJ0JaidmeTTKx
>>219948023The first week was good.>plant challenge >Vicky mogging everything >the Twins still had novelty >Red Bam>Head getting tar feathered >Landon taste test It was the middle of the season that fell off hard. It’s ALWAYS the middle of the season that slows down abysmally, every single season.
>>219948041TBL
jet and ben legit should've taken this time off and not streamed. it's clear they're burnt out and emotionally and physically unwell
>>219948062Good work, Nigger Yuriy!
>Jet is a streamer and the majority of people want to be streamers>Jet has his small indie television production company and hit show, which is a dream job for any artist>Jet was also a loser r9k poster and had an objectively terrible upbringing Please stop quibbling over Fishtank this, or Fishtank that, or some aspect of the content and just say that you're mad that this guy is making money and getting laid
>>219947910They are yeahI however am built and look like Weck and will be taking Hale's hand in holy matrimony
>>219948004Fishtank should be a year round 24/7 stream going mainline season - bitchtank - camping trip - christmas with the season 2 cast
>>219947928doooo doo doo doo doooo doooo doooooooo
bongo's last tweet was 14 hours ago. they'll probably wake up in a couple of hours which gives them time to go out and buy a PC(s?) before the store closes, maybe figure out the setup by 1am if bingo takes a double dose of adderall
>>219947846>sam what if I was like just a morning bit i could wear a suit and stuff please
>>219948067Going directly into it, after obsessively hating the audience for 30 days, is absolutely absurd.
>>219947788Everybody here is a fucking loser including me. Imagine being sucked into the Sam Hyde reality show
>>219948062aint clickin dat shit put it on /wsg/
This is exactly what happens when a producers stops being happy with making something for others and starts wanting to be the something.
>>219947961Kato is hot
>>219948040nice try bashir
>>219948062>someone
GET GOODWhile sometimes used as a dismissive insult in player-vs-player (PvP) scenarios, the phrase fundamentally advises overcoming challenges through dedication and self-improvement.
>>219948095we are all normal and nice here
>>219948059I don't think s5 was lazier at all. S4 was abysmal in every way and you guys just romanticize it in retrospect for some reason.
>>219947880It was heartily amusing seeing the wiggers lose control
>>219948074
>>219947878
>>219948109really makes you think
>>219948067makes the switch to a 30 day season pointless
>>219948002no
>>219948092This
i think it probably reflects more positively on you if sam hyde wouldn't like you honestly
blane
>>219948110t.
>>219947961Now that's a cumbunny
>>219948111S4 was notoriously lazy. "Return to form" meant just using the S1 house and re-doing challenges. S5 had LESS challenges than a 2 week season. Yes, it was lazier. They scrapped literally every plan they had and just imported S3 people.
>>219947819But benleaks hates James Drake
>>219948125not a why
>>219948110Why did you stop posting Bonnie?
I dreamed James Drake Coleman was cuddling me
laura wept
>>219948074i wish him welland would like to see fishtank being better than some crude highschool tier project
>>219948141That's because James Drake is his real dad
>>219947878tardbombPlanning doesn't work for this show, the more you force it to fit a plan the more you ruin the charm which comes from the chaos.
>>219947215>he said he was surprised that anyone from 4chan would like him meaning he knows the site and its general disposition You don't have to use 4chan to know some things about it and think the far right site wouldn't like the muslim
>>219948147that was a pre-season 5 bit i think
>>219947158thumbs down patrick and Ls in the kick chat are legit breaking the wiggers spirits lmao
>>219948151can anyone explain if there is a deeper context to the merch design?i just dont get it. what is it supposed to communicate?
someone should bake soon. i'd do it but I always end up double baking
Does anyone have the inspirational message James Drake posted yesterday? I could use it rn.
>>219948185its a metaphor for their own laziness
>>219948033>doesn't get his usual post season grooming benefits
I've never seen the community in such disarray
>>219948172no you need to walk both paths at the same timelike a half weekly structure but able to do daily bits
>>219948141This only proves how retarded Drakseethers are
>>219948181What do you have planned post-season 5?
>>219947878>but isnt it his fault
>>219948198A lot of us have sincerely had it with Jet.
We didn't know how good we had it...
>>219948172>safeguard the trees challenge>trees get destroyed in sub 2hrs>uhhh>one week of nothign>tree stump is the winner of this seasonthis the charme you are talking about?
Jet forgets this fanbase consists of mainly retards, he has to explain it's a joke with a tag like they do on reddit, for example /s
>>219945984Benji you should probably stop using your mommy's credit card to get access to the wiggers' telegram or whatever
jet and ben built up a tiny ounce of good will by making a not terrible season to completion for the first time in over 2 years and instantly destroyed it by making the lowest quality content they've ever produced
>>219948172Retards like you saying that fucks up the show entirely. There should be goals, desired outcomes, plan, and plan Bs. Otherwise everything in a day is done after an hour and it's vibe repair 10 days in a row.
qrd on the jet alien dragon bit?
this is in my fishtank s2 folder and i have no idea why
I just hope that Benleaks has a wonderful day.
>>219948253trish drew this for a challenge
>>219948239Simply finishing a season should not be worthy of praise. It was extraordinarily lazy all season. More interested in dragon wings than producing anything for the Fish to actually do.
>>219948222Miss her :(
>>219948236the problem is that the joke isn't funny
>Last live 12 hours ago
>>219948234>attacking the audiencehas jet forgotten bums on seats?
new: >>219948267
>>219948222Is she out of jail? I don't live too far from her hometown...
>>219948214i don't know sorry
>>219948234>Makes a hate and death humiliation rape show>Dumbfounded karma exists Wiggers say the darndest things
>>219948228dont forget the retarded candy challenge, which was literally the same concept. and i may aswell be forgetting another copy and paste challenge of this kind this season
>>219948185it's welcome to Georgia logo
I was a dedicated CK fan, i was one of the 10 viewers of her twitter lives.
>>219948234i love shit talking this guy and watching him actually crash out over it
>>219948302why?
>>219947158 What's wrong?
>>219948236Problem is that he talks like that in earnest constantly he doesn’t even try to do the same Hyde le ironic post ironic bit so Jet is always just transparent
>>219948296ah atleast now i understand the joke, thxeven if it isnt that funny
Ive never seen a clavicular stream. How is he? Could he be vibing with Jet?
>>219948296yup
>>219948242Plans as in defined bedtimes and structured gaslights like Famous House. Not fucking "challenges" as if this is an actual competition where the most boring normie automatically wins and drinking and being interesting is a debuff.
>>219948336he's just a flavor of the month zoomer influencer it's frankly embarrassing to drive across the country for him even as a "joke"
>>219948383nah, challenges need to be planned too.not like, scripted, but they need to have something to do while waiting for the next thing, otherwise it's just sitting around waiting for nothing.we really need more challenges that last the whole day or week, but aren't something you can blitz through in a second and fuck everyone's shit up.
>>219948296>>219948347whats that logo even supposed to be?
>>219948459a peach
>>219948222I can fix her
>>219947910>shes twenty six (26) you sick fucks!!
>>219948473doesnt look like a peach
>>219948437All challenges suck, framing the show around challenges is what makes them sit around waiting for the next one as if the show isn't happening when there's not a challenge.Rewards for interesting behaviour > gaslights > dragon bits > challenges. The best parts of the season was shit like the twins being monkey disciples and the twins being drunk but instead of rewarding that both acted as distractions from le competition which was completely pointless, boring and rigged for the normie anyway.
>>219948222post her tits
>>219948584You can have both nigger. Go watch season 1. That’s where the challenges were best. Take disability challenge. That was a whole day challenge that was entertaining. Fish by themselves are not going to be interesting, they need to be put into interesting situations and challenges do just this.
>>219948490autism test
>>219948876>they need to be put into interesting situationsChallenges rarely do that and only when there's not an established meta, disability only worked in s1 and s3. The endless downsides don't justify the rare successes. Interacting with Alex B is an interesting situation. Landon and the twins drunk is an interesting situation. The bloodgames larp with PvE was an interesting situation. Dragging fake Mr. Beast into the tank world was an interesting situation which they could try to do with other paid entertainers like the Elvis guys. Just hand out more cash rewards so there are always steaks.
