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THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
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The older I get, the more I loathe adaptations of any kind.
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>>219945843
Why not just make a fucking sequel to the game? Its like Todd Howard has said himself, the Fallout amazon show he sees as entries alongside the games lmao.
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>>219945843
There's no world where this movie doesn't suck ass I'm sorry. People glaze the games "story" as if it isn't just a bunch of really vague convoluted text on a broadsword description. Not gonna translate to a movie at all.
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>>219945889
ask me how i know you're probably not even 22 years old
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>>219945930
Because nobody even knows what happened before the events of the game
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>>219946147
and nobody gives a shit either
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>>219946062
There is no story. The people who think there is are severely mentally ill.
The setting is you're in purgatory so nothing makes any sense and everything is a struggle.
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THE PERNICIOUS POOPOO PLUNDERER
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>>219945843
>Included Shit Eater
Based Garland , I knew he could do it

Actual video of them filming this scene
https://youtu.be/ptG55MO-4y8?si=ImeKfDc2IpP3HoDb
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>>219945930
>Todd Howard
That man has the Midas touch but instead of gold, he turns everything into shit.
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>>219945843
>DUNG EATER
why is he called that?
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>>219947574
Dipsy dance?
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>>219946227
kek
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>>219947574
>>219947751
Kino
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>>219947574
Worse than a cosplayer with an obvious wig.
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>>219947574
Why isn't she barefoot?
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Leyndell scenes were filmed in central London
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Details on Dung Eater
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>>219948246
ding ding ding
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>>219948246
Elden Rang confirmed
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>>219948334
>>219948412
The were black people in the game
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>>219948286
why is he called Dung Eater?
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>>219948489
he's putrid and loathsome
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>>219948540
you didnt get the refference
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>>219947574
>>219948246
>isn't 10 feet and showing leg
not watching this
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There's no way whatsoever this isn't going to suck absolute shit
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>>219948489
cuz he eats dung avi
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>>219946322
Having such an extreme emotional reaction to this exposes you as being severely mentally ill. Yikes
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>>219948586
that's what he's known for, yes
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>>219948445
Name 4
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>>219948489
He's Indian.
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Oh boy, Hollywood fanfic
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>>219948696
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>>219948983
nepheli loux is clearly not black. she's arab
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>>219948489
he eat da poopoo
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>>219949082
why did he do it?!
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>>219948540
I am gonna post it just because I love the movie
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>>219948489
It isn't a euphemism or a metaphor. He literally crawls around in the sewers and eats shit.
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>>219949349
he was GRRM's self insert in the story
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>>219949349
the true shit eaters are the people who like Elden ring
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>>219947574
>Markia
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>>219949457
Marica means "faggot" in spanish
I guess they will have problems promoting the game in hispanic countries
life is curious and misterious sometimes
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>>219947574
fuuuck, that's the qt from 28 years later. I knew I wasn't the only one to notice her.
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>>219948246
They really can't help themselves.
Well now I'm glad they didn't adapt bloodborne.
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>>219945843
EL ABOMINABLE ZAMPAHECES
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>>219949937
COMEMIERDA sounds much funnier
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>>219949499
She was called Márika in Spanish to avoid that (the word for faggot would have the accent as in maríca)
>>219949963
Yeah, but that's basically an insult that is still used in a lot of places. I liked the medieval tone they tried to use in the Spanish translation.
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>>219945843
THE INSIDIOUS STOOL SLURPER
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>>219947645
He ate shit.
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>>219949866
Didn't adapt Bloodborne, yet*
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>>219948412
>Elden Rang
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>>219947623
He made four GOTYs pal, I'd like to see another developer beat that.
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>>219948246
Now I won’t be watching
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>>219949499
I thought faggot in Spanish is "maricone" or thereabouts.
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>>219947645
He's Indian
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>>219945843
trailer shot that wont be in the movie or just a 2 min intro lik ehte game and never mentioned again. but fromslop eaters will point and seal clap "I KNOW THE THING SEE THE THING I KNOW THAT I WATCHED A YOUTUBE ABOU IT
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>>219951483
marica,mariquita,maricón,mariconazo,bujarra,julandrón,sarasa...
all this words means pettry much the same
spanish is a very good language for cursing
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>See NPC
>Walk over and talk to them
>"Hrrmm... a Tarnished, eh? Althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe... heheheh..."
>Gives you an item
Bambieshart's Brocade
-Improves critical strikes shortly after rolling five times in quick succession with a ranged weapon in your right-hand armament slot
-Though Bambieshart left Zanzibart to the Glimmer Tugs, the promise to the Old Nanny was never removed from the High Gate
>Next time you visit the NPC is gone
>Can't find them anywhere
>10 hours of gameplay later as you're progressing through a legacy dungeon they show up again
>Collapsed against a wall, dying
>"Ahh... My thimby toves... Thou were... truly... Tarnivorous..."
>Dies, you pick up their items, it's dogshit
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>Protagonist is stuck in Tree Sentinel for 20 minutes
>Then followed by a 30 minute sequence of dying to Margit
>Then the protagonist follows around vague instructions and eventually has to look up how to find the Glintstone key
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>>219950883
>if you've played Souls it's all the same
>Elden Rang
>Only faggots like these games
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>>219947574
Who is gonna play Zanzibart? That's a tough role.
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>>219951830
>t. got filtered by asylum demon
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Who's playing him?
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>is the major love interest in you're path
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>>219947574
>Not Niggered
That'll do pig. That'll do.
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>>219952175
why is this dork's posture fucked up?
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>>219948246
Leyndell has fallen...
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>>219952612
snek
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>>219948489
Because japs believe soul is stored in anus. By eating your ass after he kills you he removes you from normal circle of rebirth and curses you and all your descendants to become omen (subhuman)
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>>219952701
Best girl
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>>219952612
Shes a gamer girl
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>>219952612
She chillin'
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>>219948412
Kek
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>>219952701
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>>219948489
Elden Ring is oddly literal. the fact that there an entity called the Two Fingers that is actually a pair of 15ft tall fingers tells me this guy also actually eats shit.
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>>219952039
Eric Roberts
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>>219951779
I prefer the original
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>>219945843
nick bates?
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>>219948246
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Not even $50,000,000 A24 ad dollars can save this one.
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Is Elden Ring like... good? Is it modern? Compared to Dark Souls, Sekiro and Bloodborne, what's so great about it?
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>>219954085
Its more polished Dark Souls but in an open world. It got heaps of praise when it came out during lock down/Covid era after lots of hyping up too. Its a big game and lasts a good while. Basically if you like Souls you will like Elden Ring though it does have its hang ups and flaws but this will vary from person to person.
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>>219949499
lmao that's great
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>>219954085
its the same game but bigger, if you didnt like dark souls you wont get much out of elden ring
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>>219954085
It's modern in that the Soulslike aspect has been tamped down in favor of the open-world aspect. So there are fewer punishing runbacks, more opportunities to go elsewhere and grind rather than bang your head against a difficult boss, and a metric fuckton more content. This content is often reused assets and open field content for riding around (think Zelda BOTW).
100% in Dark Souls takes maybe 80 hours, 100% in Elden Ring takes more like 160 (not counting DLC). It's a good game, but it's not a good Souls game because it's just so repetitive. Constant diminishing returns on fun. Halfway in, you'll think to yourself, "holy shit, surely the endgame is near." Then when you reach Leyndell, you'll think "finally, almost done." Then when you reach the area beyond that, you'll think "holy FUCK is it over yet?" Then there's ANOTHER area after that.
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>>219954398
>It's a good game, but it's not a good Souls game
NPC argument.
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>>219945843
So its not a meme? Its actually happening?
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>>219954453
No, that's an acknowledgment that Dark Souls is light years more fun than Elden Ring, while Elden Ring is light years more fun than Horizon or whatever.
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>>219947574
Who honestly thought this was a good idea?
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>>219954479
Im not sure what "it" is desu because theres no chance in hell youll adapt anything resembling the main plot in a single feature length film
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>>219945843
Whats the point
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>>219954537
Miyazaki on his way to cash the check
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>>219954620
yjk hes getting paid in marika feet pics
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Why the hell did they hang the Dung Eater in a full suit of armor?

I've never thought about it until seeing this image.
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>>219954825
It keeps his smell contained, removing it would instantly kill anybody who tried
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I hope the movie makes it more clear than the game that Ranni did literally absolutely nothing wrong.
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>>219954537
If you bought ER you are guilty of this existing.
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>>219954537
This is what the gamers want dewd!
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>>219954825
Probably because he's infamous for it (he specifically chose to wear armor that makes him look like an Omen because they're so despised).

If they just hanged so random dude nobody would care
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>>219945843
why are they hanging a guy in a vintage deep sea diving suit?
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>>219948696
blackguard bogart, ansbach, nepheli loux, struggling to think of the another one but i think theres at least 5 notable niggas in thos game
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Hopefully when this flops it kills any other potential big-budget video game adaptations for a few more years
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>>219945843
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big fan of this game but ngl this looks like shit. i hope post production add time big tits on marika at least
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>>219955294
She doesn't have big tits.
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>>219949429
I like elden ring and I hate eating poop
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>>219955201
ansbach is white, just weathered skin
nepheli is arab
boggart is black though that's true
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>>219947574
We must've lost the technology of believable fantasy costume and makeup somewhere after Harry Potter wrapped.
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>>219947574
Looks worse than a cosplayer.
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>>219955294
>big fan of this game but ngl this looks like shit
If you're a big fan of this game you should be a big fan of shit
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>>219947623
We usually call it the Sadim's touch saaaar!
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>>219947574
This is the kind of costume design a $100,000,000 budget buys you. Hollywood never fails to impress.
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>>219952612
Because Snekfu is the best Fu. But I will respect your choices.
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>>219955225
What happened to this rule?
A couple Schumachers kill all the Burton good will and an underappreciated absurd Mario Bros kills game adaptations, but now we can't kill a studio for several capshit flops with million dollar losses
>>219946081
It's baseless, whatever it is. I share the sentiment and I'm 37 with 2 kids. There's little difference between your post and the ones that scream 'A.I. post' or 'jeet' at innocuous things that the screamer specifically wouldn't say. It's autism.
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>>219948246
Dropped. Couldn't fucking help themselves.
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>>219955201
You forgot Boc the Seamster.
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>>219955439
In what universe is he black?
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Nepheli Loux if she real
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>>219954924
Depends on whether Garland is a based Ranni simp.
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>>219956237
No, Ranni did nothing wrong.
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>>219947574
Why is a stick bug looking ass playing Marika? Isn't Marika supposed to be a curvy, motherly figure of fertility?
This is already ruined
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>>219956302
>Isn't Marika supposed to be a curvy, motherly figure of fertility?
No.
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>>219956313
Marika statue still looks more womanly than the actress they got for her
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>>219948412
OH LAWDY
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>>219956313
>looks like pic related
>births loads of children
>separates her masculine aspect from her feminine
seems like an archetypically female deity to me, her curves should be emphasized. That said the actress looks fine, just a little small (Marika should be a 6'2" nord)
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>>219945843
is this ai?
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>>219953506
>Elden Ring is oddly literal
Yeah, japs don't know what sarcasm is among other things so everything is taken literally, it's why autists and chuds connect to japanese culture so much
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Reminder that Elden Ring "story" (one narrated cutscene and a bunch of brief item descriptions) is barebones as fuck and makes no sense so any movie adaptation will have to include so much OC that it may as well be a different IP.
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>>219956954
I never really paid any attention to the soulsborne games lore because there's no point to it
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>>219955445
You mean after Chamber of Secrets wrapped? From Azkaban onwards they just wore normal clothes.
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>>219956954
i finished the game and I have no fucking idea what the "story' was
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>>219956954
Remember that you're retarded.
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What is this movie about? Is it a prequel about The Shattering or is it telling the game's main story? I don't understand how they're going to fit the game's story in even a 3 hour movie.

I assume a 10 minute summary of the events before the game, The Shattering, etc. like in the 1st Lord of the Rings movie. Then what? Tarnished wakes up, meets Melina, travels to Rountable Hold, meets and talks to every character there, explores at least a bit of Limgrave, goes through Margit, Stormveil Castle and Godrick the Golden. That takes what? 1 hour of the movie?
Then what? The entirely of Liurnia of the Lakes, The Academy of Raya Lucaria, Rennala, Caria Manor, the entirely of Ranni's questline. How long is that taking?
Are they going to feature every shard bearer? Caelid/Radahn, Mt. Gelmir/Rykard, Altus, Leyndell, Mountaintops of the Giants, Farum Aazula, Ashen Capital. Will they include Mogh and his blood palace? Malenia?

How the FUCK are they including all of this in a single movie?
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>>219957091
They're not going to do three hours of a murderhobo running around killing zombies, it's probably going to be a Game of Thrones style story about the Shattering
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>>219957091
It starts preshattering and ends at the shattering
try getting into our secret /tv/ clubs and you'll be able to read the entire script
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>>219957091

don't forget the frenzied flame
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>>219957135
>>219957173
A prequel about the shattering does make more sense. They can fit that into a movie.
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>>219951295
>>219955651
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>>219945843
It's kind of embarrassing that they're even making an Elden Ring movie. Clearly these people in Hollywood are seeing that they're being creatively mogged by video games and now they're desperate to have a piece of the pie instead of creating their own original fantasy movies and shows. They simply don't have the talent to come up with something on the level of Elden Ring. Look how much discussion something like Pragmata is inciting right now for example, another original game. Video games are genuinely more artistic than Hollywood is right now.
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>>219954398
How is this different from no man sky
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>>219957091
Collect the infinity stones to save the world.
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>>219954537
FromSoft agreed to it so them
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>>219954825
He's probably fused to it by poo juices
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If it's a Shattering prequel I hope we see Rennala and Liurnia vs Radagon and Leyndell.
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>>219957625
Its not going to be pre Shattering
there's not enough content
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>>219956800
But I thought Dung Eater was 100% GRRM. It's his MO
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>>219954825
>OK dung-eater, take off your armour so we can hang you
>no. I like it.
>All right, you there, take off his stinking, horrible, shit-covered armour
>I'm not touching that, I fucking loathe that dude
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Which ending will the movie feature?
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>>219957723
I think he just wrote a short outline, everything else was created by From Soft
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>>219946081
>t. guy whos never made an worthwhile post on this website
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>>219948983
My warrior wife is pure WHG
I forget the lore, was she adopted by Hoarah Loux or part of his people? Why is his skin so white compared to her?
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>>219954398
I think the game would be straight up improved if Leyndell were the end of the main story, Mountains/Ice Field and the sky city just aren't worth the fatigue. As it is, I basically speedran the Haligtree and Mohg area for the bosses because I was getting sick of it.
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>>219948286
Wait.... he's covered in anuses?
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>>219959013
Yes, the map should’ve been like BOTW. Starting at Limgrave at the center. Liurnia on the left, Caelid on the bottom, Altus on top, Mountaintops on the right. All regions and dungeons accessible from the start except Leyndell, the final level which requires 3 Lord Souls to enter. Ashen Capital and Fire Giant shouldn’t have been in the game because all that shit streamlined it and made it linear.
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>>219946227
is this loss?
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>>219958776
She could be adopted, or it could be an honorific title for barbarian chieftains, but the way Kenneth (the guy whos obsessed with pedigrees) picked her to be the new ruler of Limgrave tells me shes actually related to Big G.

>>219959422
Theyre meant to look like the excised horns of Omens, because he wants be one I guess.
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>>219957819
>Age of Order is the cuck ending, btw
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>>219959644
Shit I always assumed they were fuckin’ teeth
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>>219958453
He wrote a worldbuilding document, woudn't be surprised if it was quite long. Everything to do with Marika/Radagon/Godfrey, the demigod children and hornsent/golden order civilizations are exactly the kind of thing Gurm would come up with. Frenzied Flame is also a very Gurmy way to do the yellow king now that I think about it.
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>>219945843
>THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
I am getting real sick of your indophobia chuddington.
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>>219948246
They haven't even started filming yet
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>>219951295
>GOTY
LMAO nobody likes those
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>>219948445
All of From's games understand how settings work. When there's a white guy in 16th century Japan they write a reason for him to be there. When there's a (not) Japanese guy in medieval European magic kingdom there's a backstory for that.
Otherwise the setting itself breaks down.

This is complete anathema to how western fantasy writes itself these days where the entire flavor of exotic places is out the window because we need more random gay niggers everywhere or Blackrock won't fund the show.
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>>219961248
You will never be japanese.
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>>219947751
hows that
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>>219948489
He eats people ass and crotch first, possibly after or before raping them, that part is not clear. This is what he looks like.
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>>219947574
Made
For
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>>219948246
Aaaaaaand there we have it
Yikes!

I knew this shit would be woke garbage
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>ER Movie ends up being action comedy about perseverance
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>>219961708
yeah yeah enjoy your screencaps, congrats on the twitter likes or whatever
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>>219959752
>Everything to do with a lineage of ancient gods and the people/societies who worshipped them are exactly the kind of thing Gurm would come up with
Martin doesn't generally fuck around with deities. His fantasy stuff stays fairly grounded and his sci-fi avoids the divine too. On the other hand, Miyazaki is all about ancient gods and the living and dead civilizations that worshipped them.
>Frenzied Flame
That's not as out of George's wheelhouse but still feels more like a standard Miyazaki curse/plague/willful fucking up of one's own body as a form of communion with a god than it does GRRM. Granted it would feel much more at home in Bloodborne than any of the DaS games.
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>a24
>washed up garland after warfare

its gonna be disaster
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whats so wrong about dung eating, anyways. you do it constantly, all the time. every time you smell a fart, its shit particles flying around in the air, and the whole way smell even works is because your nose is taste receptors basically. it lands on your mucus membranes, you absorb the shit particles, and you "taste" (smell) the shit.

like, youve eaten the shit of literally hundreds, if not, thousands of men in your life time. its just a fact of life.
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>>219957819
it takes place before the shattering, so none of them
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>>219948246
THE LOATHSOME BIKE STEALER
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>>219947574
Is it too late for them to cancel production?
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>>219962927
Because the Dung Eater eats it before it leaves the body and while said person is still alive.
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>>219963227
oh hes epstien? okay i get it i guess.
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>>219948286
>>219945843
They better get the same voice actor for him, he did a phenomenal job.
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>>219948489
Japanese have this cultural idea that the soul is stored in the anus.
While its never explicitly explained, Dung Eater violates the corpses of the dead and makes it so they cannot come back. This is a big deal because every normal person in the world is ostensibly immortal, everybody comes back eventually.
So it's a really big deal when someone actually dies forever.
Going back to the violation of corpses and soul in the anus thing, Dung Eater is basically a vile, repulsive name for someone that is doing something unspeakable both from a "ew that's gross" perspective and "holy fuck that's evil" perspective.
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>>219963227
If sleep won't fix your tired. What will?
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>>219954085
The open world shit is soulless and a slog to traverse but the actual levels and bosses themselves are mostly good.

Anyone who tells you Elden Ring is flawless or a masterpiece is truly retarded. That hyperbole needs to fuck off and die forever, no game is flawless. ER is just good, but I dont rate it over Ds3
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GRRM and several GOT producers are directly involved with this
Literally re-using props from HOTD
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>>219968178
it's fine, movies borrow props from each other all the time, and something tells me a proper suit of armor costs nearly as much as it did back when they were still cutting edge military tech.
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>>219965505
Is he going to be in this movie? Who should be cast as Miquella?
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>>219945843
Zaamn Zanzibart looks like THAT?!?!?!
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>>219968178
wait until you find out what movie The Matrix copied and stole the set from
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Xoochi Boochi!
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>>219955040
Why did they hang him if no one can die?
Also, why was his spirit detached from his body?
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>>219956028
kek this was my first thought
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>>219953182
That would be Sellen
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>>219969515
You can die outside of the Lands Between. Most of the story bosses (Godfrey, Gideon, Dung etc) that was mentioned in the opening died elsewhere and was then resurrected in the Lands Between. So is the player character.
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>>219969719
Anyone stripped of grace can die.
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>>219951779
I’m shocked how few people realize Albinaurics GRRM stole from Yakub lore
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>>219954537
it is a normie's game and they love everything
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>>219952739
I honestly assumed he was a decent guy and was just hated for some bullshit reason, kek. I barely played the game, obviously.
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>>219961408
>avg balkan taxi driver
yeah thats about right
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>>219954537
GRR Martin for sure, although wasn't there some controversy because he supposedly wrote the barest skeleton of a plot for the game and Fromsoft did pretty much all of the heavy lifting?
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>>219968178
happens all the time. there was a whole "scandal" because GOT used a prop head of Dubya from the Oliver Stone flick for a severed head. they actually removed it with CGI because of online seething.
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>>219954537
Mr. Elden Ring himself
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>>219947489
THE DEVIOUS DOOKIE DEVOURER
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>>219946081
how about i take a cialis and spend the next 4 hours forcibly fucking your blown out brown asshole
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who will play Astel?
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>>219970572
Charlie Day
>OWWW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT? CAN YOU LET A FALLING STAR BEAST GET SOME SHUT EYE? GO PICK A FIGHT WITH MY COUSIN ON MOUNT GELMIR!
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>>219971579
SOUL
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is Cailee Spaeny playing Melina and Sonoya Mizuno playing Ranni?
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>>219945930
Nuke the ncr and fuck the west coast : the sequel
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>>219948489
He's GRRMs self insert
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>>219947574
doesnt look tranny enough to remove her top dress and turn hair to red, they should hire the euphoria tranny
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>>219948445
my character raping all bosses with his big large club
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>>219948983
invader barbarian not native
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>>219952739
so anal rape turn you into yokai?
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>>219954085
normie open world so you can overlevel and get strong gear tor curbstomp all bosses
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>>219957031
go kill and destroy another fallen corrupted kingdom with demigods that this game said explicitly they re demigods and have runic shit that its useless besides the first boss rune
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>>219949796
Alex Garland wrote those 28 movies.
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>>219950085
faggot comemierda
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>>219970572
Dafoe
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>>219962927
based Brownose Pup
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can anyone tell where this img is comming from?
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>>219948246
It seems like its going to look like another shitty fantasy production with shit props and wardrobe
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>>219951803
>tarnished scrolls through fextra life for 30 minutes comparing weapon scalings until he reads the comments and sees that the wiki is all wrong anyways
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>>219954085
Better combat than any prior Souls game (Sekiro isn't a Souls game).
The world is a bit too big for its own good.
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>>219962780
The Frenzied Flame is definitely Miyazaki.
The concept comes from the Fighting Fantasy CHYOA book series. They were called the Red Eyes Merchants in the original.

Radagon was all Martin, for sure.
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>>219954924
Ranni is the litterally worst person in game.
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>>219956268
She killed godwyn and destroyed her family. She is the worst part of Elden ring
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>>219975877
You mean the evil corrupt family that was propping up an evil system? Oh boo hoo for them. Ranni was the only one who wanted to free humanity.
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If Ranni was an ugly old hag she'd be the most reviled character in the game. Dung Eater would have more defenders
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>>219962780
>Martin doesn't generally fuck around with deities.
Not unless he's asked to, which he was. There's interviews where Miyazaki says he'd be excited to see Gurm react to what he did with the characters he came up with, which to me indicates Gurm came up with most things to do with the world before the shattering. Pretty sure there's another interview from right before the DLC came out where Miyazaki states they were still referencing Gurm's material for the DLC's story and the Hornsent and Messmer's crusade and story as a cursed child are right up his alley.
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>>219970308
don't threaten me with a good time
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>>219949866
>>219950671
Its getting an animated movie, so there might be hope for it, but it will probably be on the level of that shitty Witcher animation from netflix.
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>>219970285
THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER
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>>219948246

Dropped with a resounding DING.
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>>219975241
>Better combat than any prior Souls game
still worse than the average action game, while its dungeon crawling aspect sucks in comparison to the older souls games
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>>219945889
THE LOATHSOME ADAPTATION
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>>219977379
>average action game
If you name some juggleslop like Devil May Cry your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>219945843
This might be the least adaptable videogame they've ever tried.
There is no story, the entire game is about the spectacle and struggle. Neither of which translates to the passive nature of watching vs playing.
>>219948246
i hope this shit makes exactly $0.
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>>219945843
IMDB lists Nick Offerman in the cast, I hope that's just a random editor trolling
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>>219978791
>I hope that's just a random editor trolling
It isn't, he's officially in the movie
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>>219978791
No it's official
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>>219956800
My impression was that it was supposed to by intentionally hilarious that it gets revealed to be actually literal. The game is so full of vague, abstract (sometimes actual) shit that this had to have been a joke on some level.
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>>219975922
More like she wanted to free herself and go "Good luck everybody else".
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>>219978713
This is probably pre-Shattering
We do see normal Marika
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>>219946081
this is a 35+ board kid
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>>219948246
Yakub wuz dark souls n shieet?
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>>219959644
So is he trans-omen? I always thought he was one
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>>219945843
THE CONTEMPTABLE CRAP CONSUMER
THE DEVIOUS DOODOO DEVOURER
THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER
THE FREAKY FECES FEASTER
THE GROSS GUANO GOBBLER
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>>219979421
That's what freedom is about.
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>Movie about a tranny queen directed by a turbofeminist
Hard pass
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>>219951779
kek
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>>219973724
that's a cosplayer
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>>219979011
>>219979065
God damn it. Why not get Keanu and Office Jim in there too while we're at
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2llgrkB1UY
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>>219981138
Why, what's wrong with Nick Offerman?
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>>219951963
Literally me
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>>219947574
Couldn't even get the hair right
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>>219981202
crustposting broke him
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>THE PEOPLE
>THE CITY
>THE PEOPLE
>THE CITY
>THE PEOPLE
>THE CITY
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>>219952175
Literally Elle Fanning
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>>219947574
I wonder if the actress looked up her character and was exposed to the 50 million porn fanarts and animations haha
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>>219949122
In 16 years I've never seen a single anon who didn't like Snatch. What a good movie, man
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>>219954924
>makes you kill Blaidd
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>>219955355
but Elden Ring is a poop centric game
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>>219955201
Blaidd
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>>219968178
Not too uncommon.



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