>"Make your wish, child."
>>219954450I wish for you to perform oral sex on me only once and in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way and is also pleasurable for me and will end as soon as I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America. And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends and there will not be any interruptions until I cum in your mouth.
>>219954450I wish for all djinn to undergo moral reformation and become benevolent
I wish for all djinn to become sex slaves for humans.
I wouldn't wish for anything, except to listen to what he had to say, which is what no one did.
>>219954461*gives you aids*>>219954481*retroactive pain and torture after the wish is complete*>>219954591Djinn sex, as it turns out, is horrific and painful. Since they are now slaves, refusing to use your sex slave for its intended purpose will result in a full blown revolt as their egos are so butthurt for not being desired sexually.
>>219954999>in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way
That he'd only get cancer. Get cancer and die.
>>219955115>And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends Giving you AIDS is not harming you; it's simply infecting you. You didn't specificity immunity to STDS, only from "harm".
>>219955214>Giving you AIDS is not harming youYes it does.
>>219955251Listen, buddy, you're the one making wishes for men to suck your dick. You spent all that time and energy on how to circumvent consequences from the Djinn that you forgot the consequences from God for engaging in homosexual behavior. You didn't get AIDS from the Djinn; you got AIDS as punishment from God.
>>219955332I'm not your buddy, pal.
>>219954461based
>>219954450I'd ask him what his wish was, and that's what no one else did.
>>219954450Jafar got it right with his second wish, I would wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world
>>219954450I wish the actor who played you got more kino roles.
>>219956784What if he just nerfs all the other sorcerers and give you the lamest sorcery imaginable?
>>219955332Absolutely rekt'dFor once OP is not a fag
>I wish for you to NEVER bother me or ANYONE else EVER AGAIN in ANY, shape or form, WHATSOEVER, either by action or omission, with ABSOLUTELY no consequences AT ALL or ANYTHING bad or negative in the SLIGHTEST way imaginable to man or God happening! Ever again!
>>219954450I wish for 200 billion worth of crypto to be sent from the satoshi wallet into my own wallet
>>219956946Thanks, wanna make out?
>>219956904well, at least I survived the wish
>>219956962Congrants, everyone now thinks you're Satoshi and knows you have 200 billion dollars they can beat out of you.
>>219957042Oh fuck yes it's been so long since I've had a man's touch
>>219957082>everyone now thinks you're Satoshi and knows you have 200 billion dollars they can beat out of you.just hire 24/7 security
a server farm appears in your physical wallet and crushes you
>>219956962what a waste of soda :(
>>219955332But don't they think it originally started not from sodomy but monkey meat?
>>219957062The lamest sorcery is to turn yourself into anti-matter and you explode instantly :)
>>219957301Don't take away my excuse for thinking about gay sex, buddy.
>>219954450Is that captain marvel?
>>219954461
>>219954450A wish you say?
>>219954461>And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob endsBrother why did you wrote yourself to be harmed before and after lol you are fucked, get recktRIP
>>219958786Because it'd be funny. He still had to suck dick.
>>219955354I'm not your pal, guy.
>I want to die in the most gruesomely violent way with as much as pain and as slowly as inhumanly possibleWHAT NOW FUCKER
>>219958806Not if you explode in a woodchipper first, he'll just lick the splatter of blood off his face and call it a day
>>219959059>I wish for you to perform oral sex on me only once and in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way and is also pleasurable for me and will end as soon as I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouthWouldn't work. He has to suck the winky.
>>219959124He says the ORAL SEX does not harm you. The woodchipper will.You did not wish to have an indestructible penis: If it destroyed before the blowjob happening, that's up to his interpretation on "what's a penis". If anything, it's the blood and pieces of skin remaining that splattered on his face. Concordantly it will be "sucked" in relation to "what's there as a penis".He will lick the blood off his face (that conformed your penis on another time) and call it a day.You fuckd up.Better luck in your next life, I'll not be litigating your case anymore nor accept ammendaments or "Wait wait wait I got it now!"You fuckd up, you are dead and your dick is "unsucked" in pornfashion, it's sucked on Wishmaster's fashion.Gonzo.
>>219959310He can't perform oral sex on a splatter.
>>219959326That's a you problem. No litigations. Your penis is not indestructible, you do not wish it that way, and it's not assumed to be that way.Wishmaster does not assume wishes.
>>219959399>I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America.He's getting the winky to the mouth and all your lawyering can't stop it. He is now Suckmaster.
>>219959455All that assumes you have a dick. That's a you problem.Wishmaster don't assume wishes.I don't even know if you are a guy you didn't even say that you ACTUALLY HAVE A DICK, you could be granted a vagina and he'll suck your pussy. You fuckd up.
>>219959574>IIs this the fucking Djinn? Just suck the cock, dude. Stop trying to get out of it.
>>219959610>Just suck the cock, dudeWhat cock? You didn't said you had one
I want to my fully erect dick AS IT NORMALLY LOOKS AND FEELS to be buried in actress Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson's throat AS SHE LOOKS NOW and AS I LOOK NOW and WHILE MY DICK IS FULLY ATTACHED TO ME and to feel NOTHING but what I'd normally feel in a situation like this. Anything else is up to you, bro.
>>219959637Blowjobs are a concept as old as the djinn themselves. You demons want wishes to unleash your kind upon the world but as soon as you have to suck a little dick then that's when you get all pissy and try to get out of it.
>>219959706blowjob is a recent definition, you said "oral sex" first and "blowjob" second.You were implying a dick. You can blow a girl as well.You have a vagina now, as you never said you had a dick.Why didn't you said you had a dick, lad?Sad affairs.You are fuckd
>>219959778>You can blow a girl as well.Maybe the girls you see.>without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America.Stop trying to get out of it, bro.
>>219959822Hard to do when you had no dickNo assumptions granted.You fuckd up bro, deal with it
>>219959891El wrongo you stupid wish demon. Let me talk to your manager.
>>219957301No, no, no. Africans were raping monkeys. Gaynigger Patient Zero got on a plane to the USA and was allowed in because (((reasons))). He then gayed a bunch of Americans, and gays just kept on gaying. Everyone that has it is either a gay or a gay-fucker, no exceptions.
>>219960100this is a weird wishgranted
>I wish for you to permanently erase yourself and all influence you have from all existence without any negative or subversive consequences for me or any human alive
>>219954450I wish to become a Djinn, who has the power to grant you wishes.
>>219960774Granted, but it's granting ME wishes, not other people. And every wish is to fuck your ass and remove your powers
>>219961517>And every wish is to fuck your ass and remove your powersGreat! You are now fucking my immortal demon-donkey, whose ass is filled with razorblades and flesh-eating bacteria. Your dick is constantly regenerating and fusing with the razorblades for all of eternity. And thank you also for removing my powers. Now I am a normal Human again and you are a forever trapped in a nightmare of your own creation.You know for a Djinn, you really aren't very good at your own game. Have a nice life, Djinn.
>>219954450Only the first 2 movies are any good
>>219961653Not him but couldn't he as a Djinn just have a copy of himself do that thus freeing himself up to do whatever?
>>219962035No, because someone would have to wish for that. That's the one rule they have to follow.
>>219962067But since he's the one granting the wish can't he interpret it as that way?
>>219961653Donkeys are sexy enough that I probably still would.
>>219954450I wish to change the mass of the proton.
>>219962099Let's go with that. That wish would still be 100% guaranteed to fuck him in the ass.Case number 1:>the copy djinn isn't a perfect copy of the djinnThis means he is free to interpret the wishes in a way that benefits him and not the Djinn. So the Djinn is either enslaved to another Djinn or the original Human, who is trying to defeat him with that wish.Case number 2>the copy djinn is a perfect copyThe fundamental nature of a Djinn is malicious compliance. They seem to be completely incapable of granting any kind of wish without fucking over the wish-granter. Thus this kind of wish would also result in the Djinn being fucked over.So no matter what:>>219960774>>219961653is the ultimative fool-proof way to defeat Djinns.
>>219954450I wish for the negation of all wishes and then the dissolution of all magic.If the Jinn is going to somehow make me suffer regardless of what I wish for, then I will make sure it will suffer too and so will everyone else.
>>219961653>demon-donkey, whose ass is filled with razorblades and flesh-eating bacteriaThat implies you can shapeshift at will or change your appearance at your command or use any powers... for your own intents and desires and personal reasons. You did not wished for that! You just become a Djinn, but your powers can't be used for your personal ideas, only to grant the Wishmaster's wishes.And the Wishmaster doesn't want to wish anything from you, just rape your assThus is your pretty soft man-ass the one that's being raped and the Wishmaster's dick is unphased by the smooth interior of your sphincterBoy, for wanting to make deals with the devil, you guys sure assume a lot of things that the devil has to grant you for your benefit, without actually stating it
>>219962368>That implies you can shapeshift at will or change your appearance at your command or use any powers... for your own intents and desires and personal reasons.Nope. Ass is just another term for donkey. He is fucking my donkey, while my ass remains unmolested.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey
>>219962441How would you conjure a demon donkey if I the Wishmaster didn't wish for thatHe'll just want to rape you, and he already did
>>219962280Kane Hodder got him to temporarily just walk away by only saying walk away
>>219962599>How would you conjure a demon donkey if I the Wishmaster didn't wish for thatI have absolute power, because I have the powers of a djinn. I can conjure up a demon-donkey as "my ass", if he can do bullshit like kill people, when they ask to escape from him or trap them in a crystal and be hunted by his demon-dog, if they wish "to know his true nature". If he can do absolute bullshit interpretations like that, I can too.>He'll just want to rape you, and he already didHe has no powers over me. Either I have to wish for something or he does. I am under no obligation to let myself be fucked and he is powerless without anyone wishing for something.
>>219962327You didn't say when.He sends you 4 billion years away into the future where there is no more life, artifacts or magic left in the world after the sun exploded.Its just you choking on a dried Earth with no atmosphere, no water, no nothing just a ball of rock in space.But there's no wishes and magic for sure!
>>219962826>I have absolute power, because I have the powers of a djinn.No, that's an assumption you made.That's a you problem.You have the powers only and insofar related to your wish: Only the power to grant Wishmaster's wishes.Your anus is filled with demon mayonnaise now.
>>219954450TND
there's a lot of sex talk in this thread.I like it.
>>219962897Sorry anon. No take-backsies. Your Djinn failed the test.
>>219954450I wish you would suck my dick sensually and really enjoy it as if you are addicted to my dick and it really scratches an itch you have been able to scratch in centuries. Come on, fag! chop chop!
>>219954450I wish every time you harmed someone you experienced exactly what they experienced and could never forget the feelings of harm, fear, pain or whatever else they experienced in their final moments when you granted their wish.
>>219963446its not about sexits about forcing immortal beings to be submissive
>>219963625for me it's about sex
>>219962830I did say when, "I Wish" means now, and the Jinn would know that because it's a Jinn. Also, if Jinn are real then I would also invoke Satan as insurance to make a deal with him, force a contract, out of spite just to fuck the Jinn in the ass if it tried to weasel around.
I wish for Resident Evil 3 remake game that the die hard fans expected. you CANT fuck this one up, djinn bitch, can you
>>219964122bro used the words "die hard" in his wish to the fuckin Djinn bro BRO!!!!! BROOOO!!!!!!
"I wish for you to explain to me how you would have turned a theoretical wish asking for for immense wealth around and then also explaining how to make that wish without consequences, if there is such a way"
>>219964200lets face it he would tell you and then kill you saying he did it for fun and had nothing to do with the wish
>>219954450I wish for the board faggots who make these threads to go and kill themselves immediately.
>>219964122>you're transported to racoon city>you see gamers getting ripped apart hear screams of a million neckbeards>claire calls you ugly>zombors rape you to death
>>219964254You end up dying with them since you are also a board faggot.
>>219954461the blowjob lasts forever and you gotta explain to everyone why a weird gremlin man is sucking your dick perpetually
>>219964254What do you expect to get out of life if you behave this way?
>>219965435ooooh no what a horrible fate haha that would be terrible ha ha ha if that were ha to happen ha ha to me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>219954461Wishmaster bros...
>>219965435I'll just tell them Peter Dinklage needs to make money somehow.
>>219965435But no harm can befall you...
>>219960417Something like this. In the first Wishmaster, the heroine we wishes for him to destroy himself, but she screws it up. She says "I wish for you to kill yourself! Shoot yourself in the head right now!" If she hadn't added that last bit...
>>219960774Becoming a djinn means you're fucked. You're just like him, stuck for eternity being everyone's waiter. There have been other movies where djinns trick retards into switching places with them like that.
>>219960774>you get sealed into some item for 5,000 years>the djinn never asks you for wishes or lets you out of the item because he isn't retarded and knows what a djinn is
>>219954450I wish you had to grant my wish precisely as I want it to be granted, with no trickery or manipulation, fulfilled in exactly the way I intend it to be.I then wish that anything I wrote down that I sincerely wanted to come to true would, with the safety mechanism being I have to sign what I write down with my birth name and one to twelve via Roman numerals as I understand them to be.Thanks wishmaster, I'm now going to write down that all you djinn go extinct right now. It's been fun.
>>219954450I wish to become an unbound genie and retain my own personality, soul, and motivations and not in any way have the intent of my wish perverted or distorted.
>>219970122I wish for the Djinn to be my friend with my best interest in mind and we play with some hot wheels and then my mom takes us to see Stewart Little in theaters and he has to buy me snacks.
>>219954450i wish... to be rich
>>219965435Why would I explain? They're just jealous.
I wish you're an angel, not capable of evil, living in the grace of God and his word :)I also wish you have a very bad short term memoryI wish for more wishes
>>219959399Is a penis still a penis if it has been blended up into a sludge? Can you still perform fellatio on it, if it's structure is destroyed?That's the penis of Theseus paradox.
i wish you have a wonderful day : )
>>219970122wishmaster: im illiterate
>>219954450I want as single one of the elite politicians to stop being a hag filthy boomer and instead make vegetables affordable.
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>>219972058Dude wasted the first wish.
>>219954450I wish trump to die today
>>219972083he looks happy enough
>I wish for all of your bones to constantly break, for you to never quite make it to the toilet in time, for you to have an insatiable hunger for raw shit and used condoms, for you to get all kinds of cancer, for your skin to fall off, for you to get dementia, become blind, retarded and deaf, for you to become Lena Dunham's personal toilet, for you to become a quadruple amputee without anaesthetic, for you to have your dick mangled (really Jeremy Renner that shit) and for you to lose your powers forever after you grant this wish.
Genie threads are always full of retards who think that the genie twisting the wish works like>ok you get your wish but then a fucking piano falls on you and kills youThe irony has to come from the wish itself causing the misfortune that the wisher didn't expect, not something completely random.
>>219955332>m-my lord, shouldn’t you be smiting the djinn first?>shut the FUCK up, Gabriel, he knew what he was doing
>>219973658What if I wish to have a piano
>>219970122The wishmaster can’t grant a wish against his nature.Asking him to commit hare krishna auto reverts because it’s impossible, and since his mere existence is a crime against god, wishing him to not be an asshole likely wouldn’t work for similar reasons
>>219954450Always thought that with the first one you assure sincerity so you don’t get surprise loopholes (like that one sketch by the guy who’s Sokka and his pal), and then you just negotiate.Sure, you’ll get my entire dimension to be djinn fodder, just give me a long-ass healthy life of whatever the fuck I want. Even if the deal includes me living centuries or whatever, that’s nothing for your immortalk kind and then you win. When you do so, I get turned into one of you to join the fun and if that’s not possible I get instantly and painlessly obliterated in any way possible so my soul or whatever doesn’t get torturaped for all eternity.
>>219954450No. I make no wish. You're a Djinn, and you're just gunna kill me anyway.
