If you could go back in time and give three movies to Hitler, which would you choose?
>>219955607Das Boot, of course.Apocalypse Now2001
>Der Untergang (2004)To make him even more paranoid about literally anyone around him.>Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith (2005)To see what his legacy will look like.>Cats (2019)Just for shits and giggles.
>>219955607Ghost in the Shell for sure.I'd have to think about the other two.
Altered StatesMr. JonesWoodlands Dark and Days Bewitched
depends in which year
>>219955607I wouldn't give a single movie to him, I would listen to what he had to say, which is what no one else did
>>219955607Three Woody Allen flicks of your choice, the particulars really don't matter, to motivate him.
>>219955607>Raiders of the Last Ark>Highlander>Look Who's Back!Good mix if I do say so myself
Would you misgender transgender Hitler?
TangledZootopiaSausage Party
>>219955607Star Wars prequels
>>219955607The book thiefThe boy in striped pajamasA clockwork orange
>>219955607The Bob Ross Box set. He would have been a lot less trouble had he been a better painter.
>>219956432Kek
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RingThe Lord of the Rings: The Two TowersThe Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
>>219958026Extended versions?
ShoahThe Sorrow and the PityCabin Boy
>Barbie>Oppenheimer>Air Bud 3
>>219958568of course
>>219958026>Adolf Hitler highly admired the 1935 film The Lives of a Bengal Lancer, reportedly watching it at least three times and considering it a favorite. He praised the movie as a model for how a "superior race" should behave, noting its portrayal of a small number of British holding a vast continent in check.Yeah I'm thinking he'd have liked LotR.
>>219956568If necessary
>>219955607he enjoyed King Kong, as for my own I'd say Lawrence of Arabia and Patton
>>219958026>Richard Wagner laughs while rolling in his grave
In all seriousness, would Japanese pornography make Hitler more or less pro-Japan?Also, I will remind them:>Hitler was presented with an ancient katana in May 1936 by Baron Gooto. This sword was sent to Berlin, but its whereabouts are unknown.
>>219956391I think a lot of people were listening to what he had to say
>>219960673>Baron Gooto
>>219957559Great Scott. Marty. I have to go change history. Get in.
Terminator 2 obviouslyFerris BuellerJackass Number Two
Schindler's ListCome and SeeThe Pianistso he can know what he is doing is bad
>>219956432>to motivate him.jej
>>219961190>so he can know he is doing a bad jobftfy
>>219963654Pretty sure he knew that he was doing a bad job. His own generals tried to assassinate him all the time, not because they disagreed with his ideology, but with his military strategy.
>>219955607I'd go back in time and give him all the information I possibly could on nuclear weapons and modern warfare because I think he was AWESOME. I love you bro.
>>219956602The fact that Hitler liked a saccharine, commercialized American perversion of a classic German fairy tale enough to draw fan art of it will never not be funny to me.
>>219955607ConeheadsNothing but TroubleNeighbors with Jim Belushi
>>219964358To be fair: Pinocchio is Italian.
the jerknot another teen moviekung pow
>>219955607300. Hitler would have fucking loved that shit.
DunkirkStalingradThe Longest Day
