https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-GvJ9wIzt8>A group of thrill-seeking tourists on a riverboat tour through the treacherous Louisiana swamplands is lured off the beaten path by the promise of an exclusive adventure, and soon find themselves fighting for survival against a ravenous hippopotamus lurking beneath the bayou’s murky waters.
OP's mom: The Movie
>slop movies in the 2020scan’t wait for a hot blonde chick in a bikini to get a PG rated offscreen cutaway death
>>219956496>hippopotamus>Louisiana
>>219956496>Louisiana>hippo
>and soon find themselves fighting for survival against a ravenous hippopotamus lurking beneath the bayou’s murky waters.KINOINO
>>219956496>the movies grand finale: a hotel resort pool full of round fat americans get surrounded by hungry hungry hippoes and they snap at them from all sides, the rotound balls of burgerflesh disappearing fast in the monsters's gullet .
>>219956787Absolute kino.
>>219956496Finally, kino is back on the menu.
Would
>>219956496I give them credit for doing a hippo.
>>219956706>>219956761Pablo Escobar brought 4 of them to Colombia and now there are 200 hundred of themhttps://www.scientificamerican.com/article/colombias-cocaine-hippo-population-is-even-bigger-than-scientists-thought/
>>219957350>Columbia >Louisiana
the new youtube UI with the volume slider on top never worksdog shit ass unnecessary 'upgrade'
>>219956652kek
>>219957350>cocaine hipposLike they're all addicted to cocaine? What's next? Crack babies? Lol, AI writing is out of control.
>>219957935There are no supernatural murderers at new Jersey summer camps yet a film has been made about this exact subject. Curious?
It's about time he came out with a new movie.
>>219956496>HUNGRY>a ravenous hippopotamusThe trailer literally says that it isn't hungry and is only killing them for fun.
>>219956652fpbp
>>219958334no one got that thing he sent them
>>219958334hippobros eating good in 2026
>>219956787cant wait to be able to pplopp out funni ai movies by my lone selfe
>>219956496I appreciate people acknowledging how dangerous Hippos actually are.
>>219958243>supernatural is the same as real life!!!
>>219956496Wtf why didnt they just set it in africa
>>219959710they have you asking questionsthat's how you know that these kinoteurs know what they are doing
I had an idea for a hippo slasher flick but it was a zombie hippo and it was going to utilize stop motion to give it an uncanny effect. I am glad to see hippos finally getting the love they deserve in cinema.
>>219959786A hippo doesn't need to be a zombie to fuck you up. That might even make it worse at it.
>>219957350So they're inbred as all hell?
>>219956496>supposedly the most dangerous animal in Africa >highest human kill count per year across all sahara predators>absolutely zero footage or even images of hippos killing people>but theres dozens and dozens of videos with lions and elephants mauling and slaughtering people>random village in the middle of no where has online footage of lions/elephants attacking people>but hippos?? absolutely nothing>but hippos are the DEADLIEST MAMMALS ON THE FUCKING EARTH. 1 BAZILLION DEATH TOLLS A WEEK!!It is 2026, and we still have zero hard video evidence, im tired of being lied to, who began this hippo pysop, why? for what purpose?
>>219960142They are more dangerous than all those animals. Nobody is going to stand around and film a hippo rampage, not even a 60 IQ sub-Saharan. The best chance of getting some verifiable hippo kills is to airdrop some Indians into Africa.
>>219959710>Louisiana>AfricaFunctionally what's the difference
Cast them.
woah they finally did it
>>219960142>imagine being this stupid
>>219960312superdome snipers
>>219960256Itheres vids from the most remote bumfuck jiggaboo villages of people standing in front of fucking elephants, a family recording their dad casually walking up to one before getting stomped to death, videos of a man getting out of his car directly next to a whole pride of lions who then kill and eat him, all on camerafucking videos of camels killing people, flinging them around like wacky tube men.CAMELSif we have that and more we should have at least ONE FUCKING SINGLE VIDEO OF A DAMN HIPPO KILLING>>219960405KILL YOURSELF NIGGER. I WONT BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT ANYMORE. THE STATS ARE A LIE, HIPPOS DONT EXIST
>>219960142They kill 3rd worlders who fuck around in water. It's not like an elephant or a lion that you can maybe see from several hundred yards away and decide to pull out a phone to record. Niggas just go into water, and then they fucking die quicker than anyone can react
>>219956496
reminder: hippos occupied basically all waterways in the entire world until human beings (read: no you) started making weapons to kill them. They are the source of all giant beast myths in human oral history.
this antihippo propaganda done by crocodile nazis
>>219956706its not here for a long time, its here for a good time
>>219960345Vanessa is fat
>>219957935>brought
The alligators were getting upitty
>>219956761>>219956706Long ago in Teddy Roosevelt times, someone suggested the idea of releasing a bunch of hippos into the Louisiana bayous and trying to domesticate them as some kinda swamp cow since they hadn't fully figured out how to drain that shit yet.
>>219956706I mean, I suppose one could escape from a zoo, but you'd imagine they're pretty expensive animals and the zoo would like go retrieve it immediately.
>>219963451https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Hippo_bill>House Resolution 23261, also known as the "American Hippo bill", was a bill introduced by Representative Robert F. Broussard of Louisiana in 1910 to authorize the importation and release of hippopotamuses into the bayous of the state.[1][2]>Broussard argued the hippopotamuses would eat the invasive water hyacinth that was clogging the rivers and also produce meat to help solve a meat shortage in the United States.[2][3] The chief collaborators and proponents of Broussard's bill were Major Frederick Russell Burnham and Captain Fritz Duquesne.[4][5] Former President Theodore Roosevelt backed the plan, as did the United States Department of Agriculture, The Washington Post, and The New York Times, which praised hippopotamus meat as "lake cow bacon".[6][4] William Newton Irwin, a researcher for the United States Department of Agriculture recruited by Broussard, told Congress that the bill could add one million tons of meat to the yearly American supply, and further suggested that more exotic animals should be imported for the same purpose, including dik-diks, rhinoceroses, African buffalo, Tibetan yaks, and Manchurian pigs.[7][8]>Although the "American Hippo Bill" developed a broad base of support, it was never passed by the US Congress.[2]
>>219956496>another fat acceptance movieno thanks
>>219960142the secret hippo cabal world order is clearly hiding the evidence, look for hippos with funny hats and curly sideburns out there
>>219960142you should break into your local zoo and enter the hippo enclosure to test your theory. don't forget to film. and ignore the liveleak logo.
>>219960142Usually in an african boat mishap there are no survivors. Moreover, the fact that hippos kill by drowning would make for shit footage, and it's quick. Much quicker than an alligator attack, which is rare to see on video too.
>>219957935yes, Louisiana is in Columbia
>>219956652Destroyed
Needs to be from the 1970s, made in the Philippines and staring Joe Don Baker.
/tvpol/ is going to wig out again.
>>219960312Slightly fewer white people.
>>219959993Extremely, but life finds a way.>>219966068Or better yet, pretend it's in Colombia, film it in someone's backyard in the US or Mexico. Nobody is going to be able to tell the difference anyway.
>>219956652jajajajaja
>>219956652nuked
>>219956496This is fucking stupid. Hippos are strong and will flatten you, but they're not carnivores and they don't bother you unless you bother them.
>hungry hungry hippos>but in usa Shoulda gone with angry angry alligators
>>219959214What's wrong with that guy's face???
>>219956496>a hippo that kills....for fun!
>>219969178> Not dozing dozing fent zombiesOne job.
>>219969085did you watch the trailer? They say it's a vegetarian killing for fun. Hippos very much kill more people a year than sharks. We've been long over due for Horror Hippo kino.
>There's hippos out there this big?!?
>>219960142Bingo. And they have literally nothing to lose by lying about this and basically everything to gain too
>>219961179>>219965240>a hippo kill can kidnap and kill in milliseconds bro thats why no one can record it>the batman of africa, seriously>one moment the guys walking, next moment hes 500 feet underwater dragged into the depths, didnt even have time to scream>absolutely no one can see these fuckers coming>btw theyre the second deadliest mammal and have 1 jizzilion confirmed kills every half hour, trust me broI ask again, who started this, and why.I know theyre very dangerous, no fucking shit, but theres a difference between super dangerous animal and ultimate slaugher machine manraper 9000, which is how every faggot talks about the hippoPeople dont need to lie to show the hippos a threat, so why is everyone lying
>>219956496A real hippos should look like on the middle pic.
>>219970477I think it's because they're surrounded by Africans.
>>219970661so are lions, and i can get you over 10 1440p lion murdering niggas vids by friday night
>>219957350>Pablo Escobar brought 4 of them to Colombia and now there are 200 hundred of themA hippo just flew over my house, Your Highness.
Reminder that Hippos are the strongest animals on earth (elephants and whales don't count cause their size is cheating)
>>219971676>hippos are the stronge-AAACCKKK!!!!!waddle back to your stinky pond fat ass, the real muscle tank has claimed this thread https://youtu.be/EO7Ly8MkecU
>>219970540This makes me angry thinking all those faggots trying to ruin dinosaurs may actually have a point
>>219956496>killer hippo movie HUNGRY
>>219974181Now you can't move
>>219956652heh
watching those live sighting videos made me realize how fucked nearly every animal in Africa is
>>219956652wwwwwwwwww
>>219958342You're right anon it doesn't seem to be a very hungry hungry hippo.
>>219956496>tour group trapped on a small island while an abnormally large semi-aquatic animal hunts themThis is just Rogue but with a Hippo.
>>219970477>milliseconds you're being hyberboolic because you know you're wrong. The fact is the average africans who get killed by hippos aren't brain rotted retards who record literally everything they see for twitter content and clout. In fact, they probably don't even care all that much when some nigger gets killed by an animal in front of them, because that's just what life is like
>>219959520dorks like you deserved to be bullied
>>219974411put him down
>>219956496>Line from the trailer: hippos are vegetarian, they are killing you not for eating but for fun. >Movie is called HungryEhhh
>>219956706Indeed, they're quite prone to emotional outbursts and often commit over half of violent crime.
>>219972052hippobros...not like this...
>>219976197you dont want to go down this rabbithole
>>219966068but then a real hippo would be filmed instead of cg slop
>>219960827If you’re close enough to film a hippo rampage, you’re next.
>>219969085And you “bother” hippos by existing somewhere they can see
>>219960142The fact that nobody has responded with an actual rebuttable is telling. Why did this anti-hippo rhetoric start?
>>219976197>I thought you said the hippo wasn't hungry!>Oh, he's hungry... FOR BLOOD.
>>219976558It’s a terminally online “person” insisting something that is real, isn’t, because he personally doesn’t see videos of it. there’s nothing to rebut.
>>219976597If its nothing why are so many anons desperate to say its not true? Why not just post a single video of a hippo killing someone to BTFO that anon?
>>219976610>its only real if I can watch videos of it on my phone>you’re a retard>hmph if I’m so retarded you could post a video of it that I could watch on my phone
>>219976663Very suspicious post you've made.
>Look Joe the reason you dont see any video's is because there just so fast its impossible to capture.>And lets be real here their main victims, African children in small villages, aren't going around filming people with iphones.>Just trust me Joe, Hippo's kill 100x as many people as Sharks per year!>You're much safer in the ocean than any body of water Hippo's reside in.
it’s pretty sad we live in a world occupied by “people” who will confidently assert anything they can’t see on youtube is fake
>>219976764
>>219956496right now right now there's a hippo in the citya hippo in the cityhippo in the cityright now right now there's a hippo in the citylook at that hippo go !
>>219956706>A liOn in a zoo in NEW YORK!
>>219976169>him
>>219956496KINO
>>219969490Animals don't do things "for fun". The name "hungry" implies that it wants to eat something. It doesn't make any sense.
>>219980670I mean obviously the name is just a play on hungry hungry hippos but I do think its stupid to add that line in. Have the hippo eat people whatever its a fucking monster movie, great white sharks very rarely actually eat people yet Jaws and all its ripoffs exists.
>>219963653It's not fat. It's full of RAGE. Like some animal Kingpin.
>>219966816These druglords' obsession with huge dangerous animals has potential. El Chapo's granddaughter went to hunt for the Loch Ness monster. Have Megan Fox play her, maybe Frank Grillo for her bodyguard, and you have a monsterpiece.
>>219976077>mfw I’m un-bullyable.
>>219956496Fuck yes
>>219956652he will never recoover
>>219976764>Come on in>The water's fine>Don't be a sharkist
So are we more terrified of a rabid monkey or a slow hippo?
>>219956496You thought dealing woth cocaine bear was hard. Now tou have to deal with his cousin crackpotamus
>>219956652Big L for OP
>>219956652OPbros… our response?
>>219956496Post webm I’m not giving these niggers views
>>219960256> airdrop some Indians into Africa.Lmao
>>219959993Yeah, it’s one of the reasons why they can’t just be dumped in Africa like some animal activists want
>>219960142Ok, I’ll fall for the bait. What would anybody get out of crafting such a conspiracy? Luring more adventure seekers to help out with African tourism?
>>219956652OP on suicidewatch
