Prove that you're old
I remember when Michael Jackson was black and pretended to date prime Brooke Shields and Madonna but never did anything with them sexually because he loves boys
No.this is the best actual proof
>>219959811I watched the Monday Night Wars as they were happening
>>219959811
Spent so many nights standing beside the TV pushing the buttons one by one waiting for my father to say..... NEXT.
>>219960400Tell me about the carpet, anon. Was there any wooden paneling? Did people smoke cigarettes in the house? Did you father sit in big chair, HIS chair? Did he drink beer, anon?
>>219959955You fucker. That was my first thought. Also checked.
>>219959955we literally have to go back
Everything but the beer part. Carpet wasnt shag. Paneling was covered up.
>>219960700This is the closest thing that we have of going back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHyU60w_njM
>>219961061This movie still airs on TV.
Had to change to channel 3 to use the VCR
>mfw trying to plug these in behind the tv when you can't see anything
got your two cassettes ready?
>>219961781Look at the city slicker with his fancy composite inputs. I had one of these things screwed into the RF adapter to attach to an old TV that didn't even have an RCA input.
>>219961715They recently brought this show back on Roku. I jerked it so much to her when I was a lad.
>>219962063what? where? I don't see it on Roku
>Apollo Smile here, the Live Action Anime Girl™ presenting Sci-Fi Channel's Anime Week 1998!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRR027lJ1-s
>>219962257https://bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3945257/rhonda-shears-up-all-night-roku-channel-set-to-launch-next-week/
I actually kinda miss using these
>>219962567Could you not figure out how to get the VCR to do it for you?
>>219962010Honestly, the rf switches were easier to deal with imo
zoomers dont know waiting for comedy central to start girls gone wild infomercials
>>219962403
>>219962671Why use the vcr when I can take the tape out, put it in the rewinder, and then put in the next tape I was going to watch?
Having to stand up for your parents to change the volume or channel
>>219962478thanks anon.
>>219959955I've tried the hotel ones and they're not the same.
>>219962721You didn't need cable for that, they aired on national TV at night too and I honestly preferred the telephone ads since the models wore lingerie. No idea how anyone got off on a chick lifting her top only for the censorship bar to pop up
>>219962854there were tits under that bar. implicit tits.
>>219962403I miss when anime was an oddity. Also, she cute.
>>219962750You couldn't wait the 2-3 minutes it took?
>>219959811>be me, nine>be 1988>have alcoholic whore mother >have old ass schwin stingray from ‘60’s bought at thrift store and has loose chain with coaster brakes >almost hit by car several times because chain falls off and loose ability to brake>tell mom but she’s to busy with alcoholic whoring to remediate unsafe situation>flying downhill one day and chain falls off>t-bone car in intersection and fly over roof>not a scratch except femur snapped in two>in shock and try to get up and walk off foot facing wrong direction >three months in traction >shittiest summer vacation everOnly saving grace was I got to stay up as late as I wanted and had no siblings or alcoholic mom fucking with me. Sometimes I had a roommate but usually not. WGN played movies at night. Watched many kinos late at night. I can only remember two, what with all the Demerol they had me on. >Night of the Scarecrow >Corvette Summer>>219961715I don’t know what the word would be for a woman who wasn’t your first crush but the first one you constantly jerked off too. She was it. My god…>>219962063I thought you were bullshitting till I looked it up. Definitely checking this out. >>219962010Yup
Someone explain to me why everyone on planet earth knows that the tech industry as a whole is the reason for all the nostalgia we have for better times and how it is the main culprit in why the Earth is a complete piece of shit now, and yet people treat the tech industry like the beacon of civilization and the life goal of everyone who wants to work there, especially working for the biggest companies that are all headed by ceos who are satan incarnate?
>>219962787No prob!
>>219963105I don't know how they got away with this back then
>>219963083>>219962671The purpose of those was to not wear out the motors in your vcr. We were too low class. The anon your responding to probably was from a wealthy home. Probably had a dad and nurturing support too, that candy ass.
>>219959811I used to watch this mf
Time to go to bed
>>219962854Knowing how much JAV I've watched over the last 25 years, I find your incredulity laughable.
when the commercials for the phone sex lines start...
>>219963200>wear out the motors in your vcrI guess that might be a problem if you bought the cheapest shit on the market but I never heard of that happening to anyoneI still think it's because retards thought using the VCR to rewind tapes was somehow bad for it
>>219963200Supposedly rewinding the tapes through the VCR mechanism at high speed was bad for them too. But most VHS rewinders would rewind them at super sanic speed and slam to a stop when they hit the end of the tape. Which couldn't have been good for them either.
>>219963505>I still think it's because retards thought using the VCR to rewind tapes was somehow bad for itYeah dipshit. Like wearing out the motors. I’m not arguing it’s true or not.
>>219963326Just remembered this show. Always wanted to see it as a kid but never did for whatever reason. Found it on YouTube and gonna check it out.
>>219963200Tape rewinders were dirt cheap anon, though I did grow up upper middle class, not gonna lie
>>219963377Considering how garbage most JAV is, it speaks more to your poor taste in porn.
>>219963432I used to go to payphones just to hear the recorded messages. Man the thing we had to do before the internet gave us free porn
for me its Tim Brando but that mightve been on TBS
>>219963893Dude, I used to do that shit too, oh my God. I was like 6.I also dumpster dived behind the porn shop for empty VHS boxes
>>219959811Either this or the next post should do it. Man the Solid Gold dancers are still fucking hot. Can't get any decent quality video unfortunately and will never see a DVD release due to licensing issues (translation: cost).
Back when Voyager was airing, I used to go to the chatroom at STVSD.com (Star Trek Voyager Starfleet Database) all the time and got redpilled by uncensored pedos, schizos, and nutjobs.
>>219964024Before MTV there was ...
>>219963107Because things genuinely used to be better in those days. Every generation develops nostalgia for what they had when they were younger because you're typically happier when you were younger. My parents did it and now I'm doing it. If I ever have kids (doubtful) , they'll do it. Zoom zooms are getting nostalgic over the fucking 2000s
>>219964070Bro, remember how you could actually call in and pay for them to air the music video you wanted to see?
>>219963899I'm literally avoiding watching the last drive in so that if im lucky enough to get a death bed i could relive my childhood experience of watching monstervision in hospice before i die.
>>219964228I know right? Imagine trying to call MTV with a request lol. Although truth be told I'd much rather have been able to call Solid Gold and request a private dance. That was before I even knew what a lap dance was, but I knew I wanted one from them. https://youtu.be/D37T_PYnhoc
>>219963107>yet people treat the tech industry like the beacon of civilizationThey are increasingly treating it like the cancer it is and the backlash is actually starting to turn violent. A city councilman in Indiana got his house shot up a couple weeks back after voting to put a data center in their town. People are going to end up getting killed over this stupid bullshit.
>>219964219damn this had a long run. i wouldve pegged it early 2000's surprised it started 1995. i think i saw one single opening
Growing up is realizing that even though Hayley looks more like a model and shows off her skin a lot more and is a tiny bit cuter, Jade is actually best girl the whole time due to bigger milkers and more thicc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZfDE7N3j0
>>219963699>Uhhh trust me it'll wear out the motors that were designed for playing and rewinding cassettes
i was born in 91, my old person story is that i remember saturday morning cartoons like fox kids, kids wb, etcthey dont make em like they used tot. boomer
>>219963107Because this is what tech felt like in the early 90shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYSlY_Jt38wIt meant something. It was optimistic. It wasn't dystopian in the slightest.Then we got 9/11, the PATRIOT Act, and merciless non-stop diversity bombing. Non. Stop. There could be mass famine across all of North America and they would not stop packin' 'em in here.
>>219965220Everyone knows it was the load/unload motors that failed first. Same with CD players. Never understood the dedicated rewinders. Then again I never understood pet rocks and those sold millions too.
>>219965220All motors wear out idiot. What's the first thing to go on your optical disc based console? Anything that has moving parts wears out period.
>>219964219The very first episode was The Breakfast Club and they made……….a club sandwich.
>>219959811Why does this logo make me feel like crying?>>219959884Popped my ass
>>219959811I remember Miss Hancock and Daffney "Giving Me A Goth Screamer Fetish" Unger.
>>219965424>All motors wear out idiot.All components wear out, that doesn't mean you shouldn't use them. None of the motors ever failed in our VCRs and we used them a lot. Just sounds like consoomer cope.>What's the first thing to go on your optical disc based console?Never heard of anyone's optical drive going bad on a console either. Why didn't you buy an external optical disc reader if you were so scared of that happening?
>>219960400Wtf are you 70?
>>219959884What were you doing in the sizzling summer of 1992?
>>219964219The first time i saw back yo the future was on here. Fuck if i remember what they made though.
>3, 2, 1...1, 2, 3... What the heck is bothering me?
>>219959811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu993BAgM8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ3wi7GOgi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpglwRJobUII miss when TV was fun and did shit like this just for the hell of it.
>>219959955What is wrong with me? In this age I have access to any movie or TV show I could possibly want to watch, but I am all the time paralyzed with indecision. I can never decide what to watch and usually wind up watching random shit on YouTube. I miss the days of cable where I'd flip channels until I found something I'd want to watch. Often times it was a very pleasant surprise.>flip channels>land on sci-fi channel>favorite show happens to be on>check guide>they're running a marathon of it all goddamn day>get cozy on the couch with snacksFuck me. I miss it so much.
>>219963977Costco font
>>219959811I'm a gen x.>>219965273>thinking you're old when you're a fucking millenniallol
>Commander USA's Groovie Movies is an American movie showcase series that ran weekend afternoons on the USA Network.[1][2][3]The show premiered January 5, 1985 and ran through 1989. It was hosted by Jim Hendricks as "Commander USA" (Soaring super hero! Legion of Decency - Retired), a wacky but slightly seedy blue-collar comic book superhero who occasionally displayed powers such as "microwave vision" (usually to prepare a mid-movie meal of fish or eggs)
>>219959811Nick at Nite most nights in the late 80's and early 90's. I tuned in somewhat recently and it was 90's and 00's television. The first time I saw 'Police Squad' was on Nick at Nite when they aired all the episodes sometime in the early 90's.
Mutts will not recognize this guy.
>>219968633That's how you know you're old, the shows you grow up with on rerun blocks and the music you grew up with on classic rock stations
>>219968851>That's how you know you're old... the music you grew up with on classic rock stationsThe music I grew up with is so old it's not played on classic rock stations anymore
>>219968851>the music you grew up with......is being played in the grocery store.
>>219969402>...is being played in the grocery store.I heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDuoOapZ9Z0 at the grocery store and it kinda fucked me up
>>219967412Deirdre Hall was a fox.
>>219960563>Tell me about the carpet, anon. Was there any wooden paneling? Did people smoke cigarettes in the house? Did you father sit in big chair, HIS chair? Did he drink beer, anon?The carpet was thick, and a deep blue, like the ocean. I later learned that people thought it was ugly but I loved it. The was an eclectic mish-mash of wood and wood veneer in the house and furniture. I remember the veneer pealing off so many pieces of particle board furniture. My father had his big chair, the cat would sit with him on the wide arm of his recliner when we'd watch tv together. He did smoke, but he didn't drink when I was growing up. I'm grateful about the lack of drinking growing up. He was never not himself.
>>219959811abatap
>>219970017She was good (and hot in a MILFy way) as a Columbo villain. Err, villainess, I suppose.
>>219959850yes. do oyou have an issue with that?
Spotlight was the only premium channel we ever had, mainly because it was a quarter of the price of other premium channels. Too bad it didn't last.
my niggas who went to bed watching nick at nite will remember these early morning feels https://youtu.be/KUun8NEIzHk?si=Zqo2pqDZ06CEUypWlouie the lightning bug is also a very early memory for me https://youtu.be/7hlkh0klcGA?si=hYwHpMxOvQ8Td9ES
>>219968633yep as a kid I used to watch Nick and Nite and they showed Get Smart and Dragnet etcAlso I remember and watched TV from the large satellite dishes people had in yards
>>219962567I like when they were shaped like a car.
Not sure if it was just our cable system or all of them, but we only had Nickelodeon during the day. At night it was the Arts & Entertainment channel.
Made quite an impression on me despite only being on for a season.
TV stations used to shutdown for the night. In the morning, they'd start back up with the nation anthem, the farm report, and the stock report. Depending on the station, they might have a morning news broadcast.
>>219962010>>219961781To play my first console you had to tune in UHF "channel 0" to the correct frequency by turning the inner dial on the channel knob
>>219973406Had that same television set though everything we hooked up to it used channel 3 on VHF.
>>219959811Your mother sucked my cock for a pack of Chesterfields in the back of Denny's.
>>219963893My friends and I did this too. We also had other 1-800 numbers we would call and harass the owners of the lines. We went on a terror campaign against the business owner who had an answering machine connected to the number 1-800-YOU-SUCK. We would call him almost every day leaving obscene messages, from all over our city and from out of state when we traveled, too. He eventually got his number blocked from receiving calls from payphones, and a message from the phone company would come on saying that. I didn't even know that was something you could do.
>>219973493yeah a regional NTSC/PAL difference i suspect, i saw in the US manual i found online it mentioned channel 3/4 but that wasnt the case down here. Thankfully i still own it to prove i wasnt misremembering :)
>>219964363BASED. Eerie, Indiana is like Stranger Things, but actually good.
>>219964386The Last Drive-In sucks and is only a pale shadow of what you remember. Avoid unless you want to feel sorry for Joe Bob (or yourself).
>>219968706Cyberneto-san...
>>219973699also, the theme song for eerie, indiana mogs the stranger things one and that's a fact
>>219963432>you dont have to be alone tonight>if you call me>pick up the phoooone
>>219959955I remember when it was The Preview Channel before TV Guide took it over.>Want to know what's coming up on a specific channel>Get distracted by whatever video they're running up top>Miss the channel and have to wait for it to scroll back around again>Repeat
>>219973178That's how the poltergeist would get you.
>>219963756The one guy with glasses was usually in horror movies, getting killed by something
>>219973710where can i watch some monstervision?
>>219973710It’s good for the first two years or so, but it felt like starting with the third season, it just became a cavalcade of z-list “celebrity” guests that Joe Bob would spend the duration of the episode trying to awkwardly banter with, rather than talking about the fucking movie itself. It hurt my soul to watch him stroke Eli Roth’s ego like he’s some genius superstar filmmaker.Then, there’s the bogged elephant in the room named Darcy. I don’t know if it was her insistence to have a larger role, or some directive from Shudder to give the show more “female energy”, but her essentially becoming Joe Bob’s co-host is what killed the show. She’s disturbing to look at, has that annoying vocal fry affect that she would put on like she thought she was fucking Marilyn Monroe or some shit, couldn’t hang in a conversation to save her life, and never had any idea what Joe Bob was talking about. She also had this move where any time a camera was on her or she said anything, she would take a swig of beer. Either she’s an alcoholic, it was a nervous tick that she did because she didn’t know what else to do, or she was trying to make that her trademark “thing”. People tuned in for Joe Bob talking about movies because they liked Monstervision, not “celebrities” or a blown-out slag or cringe skits.
>>219974001back then, everyone had a call line.
>>219964564Thew 80's definitely gave me a leotard fetish
When “American Gladiators” and “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” first hit the airwaves.
>>219959811Oh, the 80s... I remember when the Berlin wall came down. I was so young I had no idea why all the grown-ups were talking about a wall.
>>219963247When I was a kid I thought he was Richard Simmons
>>219974001haha i can still hear the "pick up the phoooooone" even though the last time i heard it was probably 25 years ago
Old enough to think 80s He-Man was great
>>219975029did you pick up the phone?
>>219974248It was actually a big leap up when they went to the grid format that would show the next three 30 minute blocks. The original would show a list of what's on now on each channel, then go to a list of the next 30 minute block, and then the 30 minute block after that. Took forever.But it wasn't long until satellite providers would give you an interactive lineup, then the cablecos followed, no idea why that channel existed after that happened.
>>219975076He-Man was great
>>219974248before that we would get a TV Week with the Sunday paper. It outlined what was coming up the following week. I remember skimming through it to see if there was anything I wanted to watch any day
>>219975138It still is, anon, it still is
Old enough to have a crush on pre cocaine middle sister tanner also Gibby, also Fraggle Rock introduced me to Jim Henson :3 and G1 Transformers RC
>>219965220I love how assblasted you are so you resort to pretending that’s what I said when I clearly didn’t.
I remember Shogun Warriors.
>>219968925Fuck yes…
>>219975431Believe it or not, I'm walking on airNever thought I could feel so freeheeeheeeee
>>219959811I have porn DVDs I purchased when I was 18 in a drawer in my spare room.
>>219974360>Then, there’s the bogged elephant in the room named Darcysaw that line first and thought for sure it was a smashing pumpkins post.
>>219975593You woke up and feverishly checked the thread and then typed this out hastily, red in the face upset. Maybe VCR motors aren't the real problem here
>>219975761
>>219976248
Which generation of local weather screen was your first?
>>219975173I have a VHS of this taped off the tv in my garage.
I had of VHS of various episode of Bodyshaping that I had taped off of ESPN.Then, in a fit of guilt, I taped over it.
>>219976388Gradient bros, where you at?
>>219959811i was 9 or 10 when i discovered anime in the mid 90s on KTEH. felt like some kind of magic
>>219959811Used to watch reruns of Buffy, Angel and Charmed every afternoon on TNT after school. Buffy, then Angel, then two episodes of Charmed back to back, every weekday all through middle school and high school. It was kino
>>219960054That's also me. Could not wait for the perfect freeze frame to appear.
>>219968498We prefer Gen Y. Millennial might as well be a slur at this point.
I used to watch that star wars clone wars show when it was on tv. this was way back in 2012
>>219959811>Says tomorrow's gonna be hotter.
>>219977382>2012I saw Batman 89 in the theater...
>>219974513>>219964564I wish chicks wore stuff like this still. Leggings /yoga pants are good, but they don't activate the same neurons.
>>219977632Yeah the 20 Minute Workout was the closest thing to porn that I could actually watch without it being scrambled (or needing a VHS tape and you couldn't even go into the porn room at local video stores if you were underage).
I’m from Argentina and my family didn’t have a television when i was kid. I didn’t go to the movies until i was 17
>>219964564Yep, Solid Gold was a must watch for me just for the dancers. Same with The Love Boat and the ridiculous number of token bathing suit shots it had each episode. Picrel is Phyllis Davis in all her (prime time network friendly) glory. Jesus what a fantastic body she had.
>>219959955You can actually get an amiga emulator with the software for this and with some hackery get modern listings into it. Though doesn't do the video half.
>>219976512https://battaglia.ddns.net/twc/#
>>219963432It's the freak phone AND HERE'S THE PARTY FREAK!
>>219973664>>219973406I personally had to use channel 4 for console/vcr because channel 3 here was a local station and it would give interference.
>>219963899Good times...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu993BAgM8
>>219963192usa UP!...all night. Rhonda has a cool YouTube page with all the old segments and other shit like her emceeing a lingerie contest. Who knows how she got the rights from Viacom or maybe they just don't give a shit.
>Bosum BuddiesDan Akroyd got to marry that...
choose your assistant!
>>219961438He was awesome
That steel drum and Caribbean music that starts playing leading into a Girls Gone Wild or a whole half hour shill block for it. Male oriented media, video games or culture that wasn't completely defeated faggot bullshit. Women without all of the tension.Attractive women. Not having to double take every ugly woman wondering if they're a troon. Cheap higher quality fast food for fast food.Truck stops with actual restaurants.Restaurants with actual original unique menus instead of Sysco slop. White people. Physical media.Video game systems that weren't Orwellian pieces of shit. Hanging out at the mall, the smells of the mall, the music blaring out of the trendy stores.Patriotism World War 2 Vets everywhereThe History Channel was about History and you couldn't get away from the Nazis. People didn't really know just how fucked up black people, brown people and jews are.The American national anthem and the Canadian national anthem when stations signed off or on. Welfare and government assistance was something to be ashamed of. People still believed in the idea of America and that working hard would actually provide a decent life.
>ITT zoomers find old pictures and LARP as millennials despite hating millennials
>>219981864I'm 55. I was 32 even the fourest of all chains started.
My satellite receiver was made by a defense company
>>219964024Solid Gold was my first time seeing Laura Branigan. What a revelation. So sexy and such a great voice. Two SG appearances below. I can't say I agree with the pyrotechnics added to the first but love her leather pants in the second. Third link is the Gloria official video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnI9X5p9JQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2plraHhZeD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg
>>219959811I saw Star Wars in the theater in '77.
Perfect Strangers is my favorite sitcom to this day
>>219984418Same. We got there pretty close to showtime and so had to sit in the 3rd row. That's a BIG movie to see from the 3rd row! That opening scroll leading into the star destroyer just blew me away.
>>219974360Yeah, she's the worst thing about it. The other huge issue is when he spends significant amount of episode time going on political and social rants that are not related at all to the movies. I appreciate seeing movies I haven't before, but those two issues really made it a slog.
>>219959811the only social media I've used is BeboI remember when the rock was cooking on /b/instead of having sex, I get tired and go to sleepboxxypic related; i been here a long time lol. too long
>>219977817that's just called being argentinian you could still be 17
>>219983084>Spend the bulk of the 90s begging my dad to get a satellite dish because we lived in the middle of nowhere, the cable package was shit, and I couldn’t watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Sci-Fi Channel>I also beg for a go-kart because again, he moved us out to the middle of nowhere, and I have no friends out there>He digs his heels in, and refuses to do either>I turn 18 an move out>Within a year, he installed a satellite dish, bought my younger brother a go-kart, AND installed a fucking pool as a little extra “fuck you”
>>219985795how long ago was this, you still sound mad even tho my family wouldn't have been able to afford either of those things you so needlessly want
>>219981774This post made me sad
>>219976598>Buffy, Angel and Charmed every afternoon
>>219986069Sounds like maybe your family shouldn't have been having kids then.
>>219985795>>Spend the bulk of the 90s begging my dad to get a satellite dish because we lived in the middle of nowhere, the cable package was shit, and I couldn’t watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Sci-Fi ChannelMST3K was the fucking shit! I remember when we finally got cable when I was in Jr. High and this whole world exploded open for me. I had seen things like MST3K, South Park and other 90s in hotels and little clips on dialup internet. But finally getting them after years of hearing about them and waiting made it so special. MST3K I think is the only television show I ever made an effort to watch when it aired, every Saturday and Sunday. It was amazing, like you were apart of something.Something also that will literally never happen again is during the beginning of the mainstream internet they would put computer chats on TV. I remember them doing it on MTV and for MST3K a few times where people would literally riif along with the movie on live television. That's how precious and different times were back then.
>>219987483if that's your comeback to not having it yourself, you're not doing a very good job of insulting me
>>219977392Another scorcher.
I taped just about every Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon show on VHS when it first aired. Then I taped the songs off of the TV and onto a cassette.
>>219984418Me too. I was six.
>>219967412>John Black>not the original rocking the perm.
>>219989418I was five when my father showed me space ;(
>>219959955watched the fuck out of this in the 90s
>>219989617yeah the television guide was way better back in the day
>>219989645I remember turning it on and instead of actually using it ending up watching all the ads or dumb promo interview bullshit way more than I meant to.Good times.
>>219989877checked nigga. I liked the bumble bee game you could play on Sky where it cost your parents like £5 an hour
>>219989604I miss my dad. He took me to star wars too. He was such a good dad.
I'm old and I said cable was a bad idea back when it came up. Now they are trying to get rid of it. It just shows that I'm always right.
>>219989961iktf
I think of this song when I'm hungry https://youtu.be/Kc3pf2FEqvo?si=hNDXfxFtVqO_4Tbt
>>219990003I'm sorry, bros. We can't go back. We can only make the world a better place one person at a time. But we're failing.
>>219990124you only fail when you say you fail brother
>>219990145Then I'm kaput. I'll be checking out in 2032. But hey, I had an excellent run. Better than a lot of ppl.
>>219959992I can hear this image
>>219962403She’s a teacher/instructor now (don’t remember what for) there’s a video a parent recorded of her and she is still as cute as ever
>>2199901786 years, all the best. I'd bet money they invent some cure for whatever you have tho, you'll just grow a third asshole and have to stick around longer
Theflixertv got shut down. Came to the only niggas i know that discuss movies all day. Any anons have a reliable stream site for new releases ?
>>219990285Thanks. I don't think this is curable. I've already been dealing with it since 2003. It impacted my health so greatly that it probably cut 20+ years off my lifespan. I'm not worried tho. I have kids and grandkids and they're all white. I did my job so I'm pretty happy.
>>219990416blessed>>219990407torrent -> download in sequential order -> open filethat simple
>>219968633Nick at Nite was peak television in the 90s. I used to watch it every single night when I was a kid. It's probably the reason why I relate more to boomers than any other generation today.>Happy Days>I Love Lucy>The Brady Bunch>Bewitched>I Dream of Jeannie>Gilligan's Island>Laverne and Shirley>The Beverly Hillbillies>The Dick Van Dyke Show>The Bob Newhart ShowThese are the shows I grew up with.
>>219962403She had a song on the Days of Thunder soundtrack.
>>219990950I love that film>how did you learn how to race>watching TV
>>219961438Major Victory was KINO. Genuinely hope he's doing well
>>219990589based, samei wanted to bang jeannie so bad when i was like 10 years old (still do)all in the family and the wonder years were cool shows i found on there too
>>219963105Forgive your mother.
>>219967935I miss when FX did those marathons like all Godfather at once or all Rambo all at once
>>219992841just like ur dad lmao lol lol lol
>>219992841Watching FX all day was great. I miss flipping between FX, TNT, Spike and USA just watching random movies all day https://youtu.be/F4QAyyEwpbYhttps://youtu.be/bSqrAC9WyKk
>>219973406Pictures you can hear
the TNT version of Treasure Island with Christian Bale and Charlton Heston was certified KINO
>>219968312Harbor Freight
I remember an in-school news program from back in the 90s called Channel 1 that had Lisa Ling on it. It played during our homeroom hour. I can't tell you much else because no one ever paid a bit of attention to it. Reading that Anderson Cooper was one of the anchors makes me extremely suspicious about the purpose of the whole thing though.
FX (FX) Has the Movies.
>>219981698I think I grew up with Phoebe
if you haven't seen itITS NEW TO YOU
>>219993385she looks like somet u find at the flea market
One of my favorite TV shows when I was younger. The network cancelled the show. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sNguEPTF9II also watched “Friday the 13th: The Series” on broadcast TV. Then the show was cancelled and Louise Robey disappeared from TV, except for some weird B-Movie I later saw
>>219976512Nostalgic
>>219992699Who says I haven’t? Ever heard of past tense? Back then she was an alcoholic whore who put her own convenience over my health and well being. That’s who she was. She still is that today to a certain extent. Her health is a total shitshow from all the choices she’s made along the way. I’m the sibling that cares for her the most. What you need to understand is that to truly process childhood trauma, you HAVE to feel the rage. If you don’t you become emotionally repressed like my brother. Your advice is only valuable after his stage. If I were still in the grieving stage, it’s codependent and harmful.
>>219993262I definitely remember that.
>>219976512https://weather.com/retro/
I remember using these.
>>219994733The swimming pool I went to as a kid had a rotary payphone until around the year 2000 or so when pay phones got phased out completely.
>>219990589>Nick at Nite was peak television in the 90s.Only if you were an old person by then so I know you're larping. Kids weren't in glee over some silent era bs
>>219995794bullshit, i was in the school library in like 4th grade trying to find books on lucille ball
>>219959811My balls dip into the toilet when I take a poop
>>219959811TNNWHTSPICE
>>219995794Not that anon but you’re a miserable faggot with absolutely nothing to contribute to the thread but unfortunately post anyway and I also loved nick at nite when I was kid.
>>219989952>that chokerI thought this was supposed to be a family friendly show
>>219959811I remember when TVs had power buttons. I wish they still did. Digging for the remote in a hurry or during a sudden volume spike is annoying.
>>219995794Imbecile. All those shows were still on network daytime tv in the 90s. There isn't a kid that was my age I know who didn't watch Lucy or Beverly Hillbillies. The primetime contemporary shows were all basically just updated versions like Full House and Family Matters, it wasn't some irrelevant jump into "old time" tv to look at the other stuff or something, TV was all just one big place.
>>219996671I actually bought a tv a few years ago that had one. I couldn’t believe it. Seriously, check in the center right under the remote eye, you never know. I wouldn’t have known it was there if I hadn’t looked at the manual. Can’t remember now which one it was or if I still even have it because we’ve thrown away one recently. In bed and not getting up to go look. I always buy the cheaper Best Buy units of whatever brand. It’s crazy how much having the controls on the tv is nostalgic because I remember how absolutely bad ass it was when we got our first tv with a remote.
>>219975138Show was good but I didn't realize how fucking awful the animation was until I became an adult
>>219959811I used to watch the 80s Ninja Turtles cartoon back when it was airing for the first time.
>>219959811My first TV had a lamp that needed it's gas refilled in it
>>219963432There's still a commercial for one of these on the True Crime channel.
>>219959811There was no adult swim at one point, when cartoon network went off air theyd play Canadian animation in rhe odd hours of the night. Remember watching the first broadcast of adult swim too.
>>219996966Plus, a lot of the animation was really trippy and of the wall.
>>219996817I recall the fateful day I was watching The Box and they played Del Amitri "Roll to Me" four times in a row.
>>219996966That was just another show, it was called O Canada
>>219960054Kek
DUN DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL, TIME FOR ADULT SWIM
>>219960563No, Doctor. First you tell me who killed Raspail.
>>219996966That was just a show. Late night cartoon network would just air old cartoons from the 60s and 70s before Adult Swim. Honestly, I miss those days. Adult Swim was better when it was the weekend only
And a one, and a two and a three>splashing sounds Oh you got it! >distorted screen >ADULT SWIMJust, kino
>>219997141Yeah, I vaguely remember the old cartoons, but remembered the artsy fartsy stuff more.
>>219996671>>219996833yea some modern tvs still have basic button controls, power, volume etc. They are usually tiny and hidden pretty well on the side or back if they are there
>>219961781
>you will never watch "Home Movies" for the first time ever again
>>219997247On [as] or UPN?
>>219997263Adult swim, it was one of the first shows they aired.
>>219997247Personally never liked it. No idea what people see in it to this day. The show couldn't even beat syndicated reruns of the Simpsons when it aired on UPN
>>219997272Home Movies aired on UPN first. By the time it hit AS it had already been long canceled
>>219997282Even back then people shashat on the Simpsons, but Home movies isn't close it. I never liked the Simpsons and you can kiss my ass
How many of you have watched a movie this way on the old version of TBS?
>>219997307I had no idea, i was just a kid when I saw it on adult swim. I usually wasn't watching much TV at that age.
>>219997349Funny how style comes back around.
I went to school during the AIDS (formerly GRIDS) scare and we had an assembly to watch this bizarre play called The Wizard of AIDS. It was like a spoof of The Wizard of Oz, but all about STDs and safe sex. I remember the Tin Man had to get lubed up with KY instead of oil and the Wicked Witch got smothered to death with a giant condom. They also handed out rainbow colored condoms to everyone. You can imagine how well this went over with a bunch of middle and high school kids. The condoms were all turned into water balloons or put over doorknobs and shit by the end of the day. Looking back I'm amazed there wasn't some kind of public outcry over all this.
>>219997340Simpsons hate in the 90s was due to its popularity, it wasn't the zombie show it is now, there was still quality writing for it back then. These were also reruns, Home Movies couldn't even beat reruns
>>219997389You can take part in this conversation if you wanted to. This posts is embarrassing.
>>219997408Ive tried to like it dude, but I can't do it. Im not being a try hard either. Something about it just doesn't do it for me.
>>219959850>I remember when Michael Jackson was black and pretended to date prime Brooke Shields and Madonna but never did anything with them sexually because he loves boys
>>219997389Dude this is on youtube, it looks amazinghttps://youtu.be/sqwkqjH__mE?&t=421
>>219997375Did you really watch the movie if some hot Jewish chick named Annabelle Gurwich didn't present it to you? Watched Dumb and Dumber a couple of times in this format. Comfy as it always was.
>>219997389I was there. I got pantsed by a girl in the cafeteria.
I remember only getting to watch the g1 transformers on the Bozo show. They would chop the ever living shit out of to make an episode last all week. I didn't care, I just wanted to watch it.
>>219997515What the fuck are you trying to say dude?
>>219997389lmao. A weird thing that happened sometimes in the old days was we were moving towards a more sexually liberal society and some saw the trend and ended up comically overshooting it. Other examples are like Brooke Shields in movies like Pretty Baby, and that article linked here drooling on her in an openly creepy way when she was 12, Caligula and other "golden age of porn" movies when they thought it might become a mainstream industry with no stigma, there was even a company in denmark that focused on producing literal underage porn at one point. Probably best not to judge them too harshly for it now as they didn't know where the world was headed. Thank god we have the feds in the us and people like moistcritical to tell us what is acceptable and what isn't acceptable today.
>>219997709This is all factually true but untrue in spirit. Like Denmark didn't try out child porn or something, they just made it. It wasn't "let's see what we can get away with it", it was just a normal market until it was outlawed.
>>219997697Jesus christ. Did you remember Dinner and a Movie on TBS or not?
>>219997697Retarded zoomer
>>219984813To be fair, he'd sometimes do rants back when he was hosting Drive-in Theater and MonsterVision too. But on the other hand, he was younger and had a more sharper wit to him back then.
>>219959811but i'm 22
I'm old enough to remember when reruns of Married with Children, M*A*S*H, and King of the Hill practically dominated the FX weekday schedule.
>>219998810high school was half a decade ago, unc
>>219997709I remember for Body Double, Annette Haven was seriously considered for the role eventually played by Melanie Griffith. De Palma really wanted Annette but the studio wouldn't back her .. thought an actual porn star playing a fictional porn star was too edgy.
>>219997349Fuck yeah.
