Is Project Hail Mary kino?
>>219964088>written by the "i'm gonna science the shit out of this" redditor>directed by the jews who produced the nigger spiderman movies
there are moments where characters just toss comedic one liners back and forth at each other, even though the scene is supposed to be serious, but the over all story was fun.
nah but i did cry for the rock
>>219964088I have mixd feelingsWhile it is much better than book and i consider it one of my faborite movies Goose looks bad... and him crying every third scene doesn't make it any better>>219964329>science is le bad>niggerman movies are bad, ok?Well... Personally I think your opinion is gay and retarded
>>219964464>he doesn't think the niggerman movies are badWay to out yourself as a niggerkike
>>219964329This is your brain on “This is reddit, this is memes” posts.
>>219964088I enjoyed it a lot, so its kino for me.
>>219964088Yes it is very good. Don’t listen to bitter losers on /tv/
>>219964088 (OP)No it is dogshit. Listen to the smart gigachads on /tv/.
>>219964088My mom tried reading the book and she couldn't get past the first few pages because she hated how it was written. She called it "Reddit" without actually saying it.
>>219964716Ryland is annoying in the book but it’s still a good read. Weir tried to make him ostensibly Mormon or something
Oh cool it’s another episode of >/tv/ seethes at a highly reviewed, fun, profitable film because it was >le reddit Lol you faggots are predictable
>>219964500>This is your brain on “This is reddit, this is memes” posts.>>219964526>>219964607Why are people shilling this dogshit. I refuse to believe its organic. This is the same as when shills call you Ahmed or Ivan for naming the jew.
>>219964831>everyone is lying and shilling>couldn’t possibly be that I’m a contrarian loser
>>219964483>niggerman badAnimation is greatI like me my spider-manI pray that someone in WB actually revises the idea of Batman Beyond in this style
>>219964831It's astroturfed as fuck. Have you seen the capeshit threads and harry potter threads that crop up all at once? Same thing. Two PHM threads suddenly get posted at roughly the same time. I've seen it before on the catalog also. >>219964901Look at this retard posting (((official sources))) to validate himself. Classic shill.
>>219965006there are lots of phm posts because 1. its a good flick and 2. /tv/ is full of insufferable fags like (you) who reflexively call any popular movie shit and reddit
>>219965006>people want to talk about movie they've seen>it's actually good movie>don't wnjoy things because i said so!>don't discuss things because i said so!Nigga u geh
>>219965042>please don't call this reddit movie reddit, i beg youGo be a shilljeet somewhere else, Rajesh.
>>219965083Bad bot.
>>219964088I liked it aside from some poorly thought out plot contrivances namely the lame media references, a race capable of the technology necessary to achieve interstellar space not knowing what radiation is and the Beatles probes.Worth seeing in theatres.
>>219965111Bad jeet.
>>219964811oh look it's the viral marketeer that started this viral marketing thread>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
>>219965149Make a real objection instead of the boilerplate chud bullshit you poopdicks do in every thread
>>219965213Whatever you do anon do NOT look at the box office gross for PHM. You won’t like it one bit
>>219964329fpbp
>>219965234Sure, if you stop being a tranny nigger shill.
>proves my point yet again I accept your concession
>>219964416It's manufactured in the lowest common denominator way to make you cry for the rock
>>219965433>too pussy to reply directlyKWAB
>>219964088I loved it, I've watched the shitty russian leak like 4 times
I liked how Grace had no family so we didn't have to go through this sentimental bullshit
Why couldn't scientists on Earth just bioengineer their own astrophage predator
>>219964088It's reddit-tranny slop.
I really enjoy the scene where rocky offers to give grace fuel to go home>I thought you said you made peace with it?>man I was fucking lyingyou know he had to work himself up to act all cool and heroic to rocky but he was bitchmade at heart
>>219964716Adults and their reading, my goodness
>>219964716Your mom is from a different generation where even slop had respectable prose. Now we live in a generation of manchildren.
>>219966157lmao incel autists cannot handle human emotion. confuses and upsets them to be confronted with that which they will never feel
>>219966111extremely basedit's a great movie one of the best book adaptations since lotr
It's coworker core slop.
>>219964329this
>>219964329Tell us you haven't seen it without telling us you haven't seen it LOL
>uhhhhh is that a popular, well liked movie???>i HATED it>well no i havent seen it but whatever the general public says, i say the opposite >i am very smart and cool and people care about me
>>219967032Tell us it is not true that it is written or directed by those peopleLOL
>>219966459not true - have you read a single paragraph of Danielle Steele or Tom Clancy? it's like "see spot run" tier
>>219967129>bro the hobbit sucked peter jackson is a hack i'm not watching lord of the ringsIt must be exhausting being a contrarian. What a sad life
>>219967094>greentexting completely made-up arguments in his headTake your meds, schizo, kek.
>>219967299BTW this applies to >>219967212 too.
>>219967299>brings up mental illness apropos of nothingOH NO NO NO You're projecting and PHM is a great movie
>>219967299Face it. He blew you the fuck out.
>>219967212How many niggers has Jackson inserted into LOTR and Hobbit?
>>219967490>>219967468>argues with his own head>claims he's wonYep, it's meds time for you schizos.
*is the best film of 2026 in you're path*heh...nothin personnel chuds
>>219967299little too close to home, anon?
>>219967566LOL
>>219967763I clearly said "schizos" so I don't know what you're trying to prove, retardbro. Lel.
>>219967710projecting, anon?
>>219964903>Animation is greatlow frames overanimated cgi diarrhea>I like me my spider-manit's Miles Morales, not spiderman
>>219965272And not one cent is from me.I win :)
>>219966600>>219966630>>219967094no, the movie is bad
>>219968722Na he's bright you're a faggot. Not only would it be kino not would be the perfect adaptation for Fincher .
>>219964464>Well... Personally I think your opinion is gay and retardedYou have to go back.
>>219968903>what if Fincher directed muh capeshit cartoonWhy are manchildren like this? I bet you want him to direct Star Wars and Harry Potter too.
>>219967202Tom Clancy is good at AK-47 porn tho. The real deal are people like Dashiell Hammett and Robert Howard.
>>219964831>>219965006>how DARE people enjoy movies that I don't!!1!!1
>>219967202Yes. Have you actually read Andy Weir?
>>219969053>>219965080>>219965042Holy shill
It's good overall, if I have one major critique it's that they should have spent more time with and fleshed out the other two crew members who died, do something to make us care about them. Because otherwise it feels like a movie with little consequence, everyone gets a happy ending, nothing is lost or sacrificed. We're told about how bad things could get, but not shown any of it
>>219969724>It's good overall,False premise
>>219970045This post is extremely low quality.
I don't know. When torrent is out I'll watch it. It seemed very Raddit/Guardians of the Galaxyish slop to me. Will watch it for Goose.
>>219964716Give the bitch a book about vampire sex or something. That's what women like reading.
>>219966157>finally go back to earth>rushes into the hospital>"hey daughter I am back">"cool" *dies*>immediately go out to talk to NASA>the endBRAVO, NOLAN!
>>219964088It's alright. 6.5-7/10. The issues are the odd tonal whiplash you'll get from the silly joking nature and dialogue while dealing with serious world ending stakes. The ending also lingers and basically does a couple of laps around the drain before finally ending. There's also a few things out in the movie that the creator's obviously hope to see people emulate which was a bit cringe. It's a decent movie and as long as you don't go in with a bad attitude you'll leave feeling fine but won't necessarily want it for your collection.
