UHHH HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?
>>219966168Bunch of rat-faced kikes and mystery meat mutts. Not interested.
>E-lister Ring
Lady Nigonyia from the Land Of Weeds
>>219966168Who's gonna play the notorious poop consumer?
>>219966168I hope they get Raya Lucaria right. I really enjoyed that place. It felt like old school classic fantasy.
>>219970861this is literally just some extra
>>219966168#EldenSoWhite
Cute girl from Bottoms and Willow? Hell yeah, I hope she plays ranni
>>219970861the leyndell guards look pretty good
>>219966168>crust guy is in
>>219971357he must play the loathsome dund eater
>>219966168The movie so white, chuds won. Anita, DEI and Blackrock plz help.
>reddit ring>elden slopkek
Elden Ring was such a fart in the wind compared to Souls, why even bother with adaptation?
>>219966168>Nick Offermanthat cunt works only in deadpan comedies, his narration didn't suit Life of Chuck at all
>>219966168Is Nick Baconneck Offerman a hwite supremacist now?
>>219972748THE LOATHESOME CRUST BUSTER
I've put like 90 hours in Elden Ring, but I didn't really interact with the dungeater guy. Here's just some NPC in Roundtable Hold who has a few lines of dialogue. I don't know what his deal is.
>>219966168Who is Jack Black playing?
>>219966168Wow, so the twitter villain from a james bond movie and the rest is a cast of whos. DOA
>>219970861You motherfucking retards finally get an all-white cast and still manage to lose your shit over some fucking unnamed extra, grow the fuck up
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>219972938He sucks out your soul through your ass after he kills you. Thats his entire deal
>>219972986Imagine playing as character named scandalous shit snatcher
>>219972938He's seething about everything and everyone so hard that he wants to curse the entire world.
>>219966168who is this?!
>>219973512Me
>>219974281Blacks are literally the only race with birthrates above replacement. In 50 years the problem will solve itself as 100% of humanity will be niggers living in postapocalyptic wasteland
>>219966168I thought this shit was like 99% monsters and an "empty" land but full of boss demons and whimsical gothic environments, maybe one or two humanoid looking characters you talk to.not 500 fucking jew "humans" walking around
>>219972938Actual seething incel that takes out his rage on people by literally eating their souls out, asshole first, because it curses them to an afterlife of eternal torment and suffering.
>>219966168How are they going to bring roll slop to the big screen?
>>219966168>Not single actually hot woman
>>219966168>SerafinowiczWho the fuck is this absolute legend gonna play?
>>219970861Elden rang
>>219975144Every time the main character rolls, the camera rolls with him.
>middle leftis that crust buster?
>>219966168>crustman
>>219970861The game lets you make the blackest of black characters and everything in between. As far as I’m concerned that’s canon, black characters exist in the world of elden ring I’ve invaded plenty.
>>219972971No one asked for this kike, because every sane person knows that you can't give it a proper quality tv adaptation. Just fasten your belts brownoid, and enjoy the ride; lots of laughs are to be had.
>>219972971>all white castlmao good bait
>>219975566Pate
>>219966168>Cailee Spaeny>LaufeySon of a bitch i'm in
>>219966168>Peter Serafinowiczthats some random casting
>>219972986>>219973454>land Elden Ring as my breakout role>think the inevitable success of it will be my door into Hollywood>apply for jobs>"Oh yeah you may know me as the Reviled Defecate Devourer"poor guy.
>>219976572He's going to either be the narrator or Gideon Ofnir.
>>219971357>>219971393crust will never be a meme. stop spamming and kys
>>219966168Who will be Melina and, more importantly, will they be barefoot?
>>219976454I don't think they'd import him from Dark Souls 2.Unless he's just a stone who keeps saying "hello".
>>219972938>Here's just some NPC in Roundtable Hold who has a few lines of dialoguethat's not really true
>>219970881Tom Burke, apparently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRXUJyIYi8
>>219970945They got the birdcage aesthetic down.>>219975566>>219976454>>219977209Patches for sure.
>>219966168never believe their lies
>>219970961>this is just an extra>this is just a minor character>it's just a secondary characterand so on and on, kill yourself
Fuck that’s crusty….
>>219972986>good news, you landed a role from the casting call>um… the role… yeah it’s called…
Realistically who's gonna play him?
>>219966168No one nigger. Impressed. I may watch this to provide anonymous support.
>>219981380
>>219971010don't pretend you watched willow
>no John Elden you are the ring
my wife is in it
>>219972938Dung Eater doesn't matter and you can ignore him entirely.And he is one of the most used NPCs in the game.You have to be deep into schizo territory to begin to think this game has a plot or that you can make it a movie.
>>219966168who's playing best boy
>>219972986That guy looks familiar, who the fuck is that
>>219984274The gigachad Serafinowitz?
>>219972971It's not like every adaptation done the last decade has been to maliciously tarnish established culture. You can't devolve a 200 hour game into a 90 minute movie. It's going to be awful.
>here's your Marika bro
>>219984966She's second hottest woman in tv history. Amazing pierced nipples.
nepheli loux is objectively a med woman
>>219970861OOOOH LAAAWD DEM RANGSDEM ELDEN RAAAAANGS!!
Who is playing snek?
not as offensive as Odyssey casting but still more than a few stinkers
>>219966168So is this gonna be a "ohhhh lawdy dem elden rangs" type of situation?
>>219985472Also glad for that one actor (middle row, right) to be actually casted in a 'Souls' movie, since he was doing voice work since the very first Souls game
You have severe brain damage if you think this will be genuinely good.
>>219984374If you go ~mysterious and existential~ it can work. For example, I think the Akira adaption>manga because of all the stuff it left out. It focused on atmosphere, implied lore, and amazing visuals. I don't know how intentional the truncated plot was, but the end result was both epic and artsy subdued. I definitely wouldn't credit Akira or GitS' cultural staying power to a strong plot. Hate him or love him, Alex Garland will not go the straightforward the route. Even when he tried to do that literally with Warfare, the movie still had an unusual vibe to it due to the lack of traditional dialogue. tldr plot is reddit. I'm hyped.
>>219985563Serafinowitz? I know he's a fan of the series and voiced Pate in ds2, but i didn't think he voiced any other character?
should've got Mads Mikkelsen, still ill take it
>>219972938i didn't know who he was either but I barely pay attention to the npcs in the game
>>219976366white jews is a massive improvement over forced nigs all over medieval casts
>>219966168Who's playing Sellen? does any of them have nice looking feet?
>>219984374you absolutely can (ideally 120 to 150 minutes), you just cut out some of the fat and ignore some plot details, Elden Ring has plenty thats not crucial to telling the bulk of the story
>>219985107not a fucking chance is she "2nd hottest in tv history" shes not even 3rd hottest in modern tv
>>219974463It is, that's why movie adaptation is the dumbest idea ever. It will be resident evil tier slop
Who will play the best ER girl, Millicent?
>>219986462She is a fuck puppet. Who cares
>>219985616when you're a fan of medieval high fantasy you take what you can get, I wanted a warcraft film my whole life and what I got was okay it had its merits, LotR was good but not enough fantasy imo, GoT by far lacks fantasy theres zero non human races in GoT even, Witcher was a loss, Dungeons and Dragons was bearable but overall mediocre, elder scrolls (like WoW) missed its window of popularity where it makes sense to get a film or show, then you have shit like wheel of time which i didn't watch but I can tell is gay as fuck. My point is as a fantasy nerd we're still waiting for our seminal film, Conan certainly wasn't it either.
>>219987624dumb nigger
>>219987293plenty of room for action and adventure, I want a good dungeon crawl movie
>>219972971We dont want to see shit stained chimps anymore. Kill yourself kike
>>219987651I have some amber liquid for you to drink, cuck
I have probably invaded everyone in this thread. You all need to gut gud
>>219987106>storyhuh?
name 1 good movie based on video game
>>219987763rapelay the movie
>>219966168In a world... where every woman is a perfect waifu....
Lol is there even a story in these games?also, the setting is too dark for it succeed, normies won't be interested
>>219987746>>219989036the story is very simple, like all souls gamesstop being retarded
>>219987763super mario bros 1993
>>219989036>>219987746>>219987293where does this meme even come from? you're not funny>>219987735based red. fuck hosts and blues
>>219987763Wreck-It Ralph
>>219987763Goldeneye
>>219987763Success wise Mario and Minecraft, quality wise uhmmm well it should've been Uncharted but that casting was terrible, the OG Mortal Kombat is pretty good, they also butchered Ratchet and Clank which original story is perfect pixar esque space adventure story with capitalism jokes and everything
>>219972938wants to turn the whole world into horned omens in revenge for making the omens out to be cursed or something, but also he likes to eat shit in his spare time so that's the part that everyone fixates on
>>219970861>Nigonyia
>>219993236I played through the whole (Japanese) game - not one nog.Why can't western entertainment make one thing - one fucking thing - nog free?God I'm fatigued.
>>219993286>I played through the whole (Japanese) game - not one nog.Holy larp
>Spaenywhat the fuck
>>219993374She's not a nog, faggot.
>>219966168I look forward to the movie further explaining to people why Ranni did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>219993425>brown skinsorry nufag but if you ain't white you ain't right, no exceptions
>>219993485if it's a woman that's hot idc. i likely have children with at least 9 different ethnic women
>>219966168>Nick CrustermanI will now not watch your popcorn flick.
I'm actually in this movie... AMA
>>219993532If I own my own business can I write off my new car purchase as a business expense on my taxes if it's my primary way of meeting clients?
Civil War looked cheap as fuck and that was there large scale film. A24 is a low budget studio that is meant for creepy low budget movies. Why would they pock some high fantasy stuff that they know will look like trash?
>>219993532do you think the November ship date is accurate for the new Born Again Daredevil & Jessica Jones Marvel Legends 2-Pack, or will it likely ship sooner?
>>219966168Ruby Cruz brehs redemption arc incoming!
>>219976572He was in Dark Souls II actually
>>219984203Ranni, maybe? She has that slightly ethereal look
>>219987763Mortal Kombat
>>219989036>the setting is too dark for it succeedWho gives a fuck? I'm watching a movie, not counting beans for a company.
>>219966168>Alex Garland writing and directing>A24 dropping 100 million on itMight actually be a decent adaptation. At the very least it'll be weird and violent instead of toned down and made more "commercial".
>>219993744She acted with Sarah Gadon in her first major acting role. She needs no redemption
Post-Shattering church of Marika
They're filming at the Royal Naval College in Greenwich, London right now, which is why the public is able to get so close to film the set right now.
our nigga vyke better be in this
Caption this
>>219993920I wanna work on a film set, looks fun.
>>219966168>no jeets>no niggersHoly moly how'd they swing that?
>>219966168I see Cailee, I watch.
>>219981380hunter schafer
>>219971524Because it made a shitload of money.
>>219994212>giving my build on /v/
>>219972938There's a quest where he kills some dude who sells fried crabs or something.
>>219971524It literally sold more copies than every single souls game combined.
>>219994683i see cailee, i nut
>>219994212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
>>219994212>Ari Aster CinemaScore
>>219981380>him
>>219981380Kai Schreiber would have been perfect.
>>219993286You really forgot about my nigga Boggart?
>>219966168Good cast
>>219975270Bottom row, 2nd from right isn't conventionally hot?
>>219995561Yeah pretty much
>>219983984I watched willow, it was meh but not as bad as people say
>>219973512A bad ass mother fucker, mother fucker.
>>219975270tryhard
>>219981380Im still mad you couldn't consort him after kicking the shit out of that failed punk loser radahn. It should have been ME, damn it! I want a thousand year voyage of steamy femboy bussy sex and after coitus cuddly compassion.
>>219987624I.. ya know, youre not wrong.
>>219973512"None shall pass..."
>>219966168Tremendous nudes
>Prycenice
>>219993889so unironically want this to be a slow burn edge of your seat tension filled atmospheric jump scare free art house film that takes its time but also delivers on a grand scale in a tasteful manner right?
>>219976572he's friends with garland, they played dark souls 3 together
>>219966168There isn't a single hot sexy woman in therepass
>>220000615All the women are decent to good looking. Stop being a coomer.
>>219984332Is he from the terror S1?
>>219966168>emma is in itI will now watch your film
>>219979696Blame all the industry regulations literally demanding black people be present in the production in some way.
The stolen bikes tell a story...
>caring about the story in souls gamesI just bonk things with big sword until I beat the game
>>219966168Second guy from the bottom row is like absolutely perfect casting for something Elden Ring relatedHe'd be a good Gideon but who knows how many known tarnished we'll see aside from dungeater
>>219972986Huh if someone is in the armor then it means he's gonna be doing a bit more than just be hanged, I thought it was going to be just a prop
>>219966354No shit they want whites dead, they mog them so hard in looks
>>219993920The armors look surprisingly good
>>219973512Male, White, Warriorits gaming time
>>219990627thats a lot of meat, very meaty indeed and cute face and meat lots and lots of meat
>>219993374>posts non nigger>"holy larp"tranny tourist pls go
>>219971524i mean if we go by story then demons souls would have been the best pick and after that bloodbornebut you know... elden ring sold like 25 million copies so thats what gets a movie
>>220001706dark souls 1 has the best story thoughbeit
>>219971524Shazam lost, it's time to finally let it go.
>>219986382Yids are the ones forcing nogs though, it's the classic >I hire uglier people so I look better
>>220001066Kys jewish hag
>>219995007That's a lie. Elden Ring is at 30 million sales. Dark Souls trilogy is at 40 million. Both as of 2025. Still impressive though seeing as how the best selling Dark Souls game was 3 with around 15 million copies sold and ER doubled it in half the time.
>>220001720This. Dark Souls is such a simple, but effective story. Borrows a lot of what makes ancient mythology stories so great, but doesn't feel derivative and gives it its own dark twist. ER's story is so basic compared to it, GRRM is a hack, and anything he contributed to it, which wasn't much, actively detracted from it.
>>219970881George Martin cameo
>>220001725Matthewmatosis won.
>>220001945i disagree glob shitto won that
>>220001901still cant get over the fatlus inserting his initials into every major boss name what a clown
>>219978187What were the birdcages supposed to mean? they were all over the place in raya lucaria, but as far I know they had no purpose other than decoration.
>>220002260I guess it's just symbolism of the cuck knights.There's a theory Ranni isn't actually Renalla's daughter due to all the cuck imagery. Is it true? Eh, who cares, the only interesting parts of this game's story were the stuff with the frenzied flame, Messmer, and the cosmic horror stuff Sellen and Ymir.
>>219973512Thats the oathseeker knight armor from the DLC. I think this is just a cosplayer, it looks too disproportionate to be an official prop.
>>220002347Haven't heard that theory but it makes sense, Ranni is an Empyrean, and the only other Empyreans in the lore aside from Marika herself are Marika's incest kids she had with herself. That would set Ranni apart from all her other half-siblings if she was just a "regular" demigod.
>>219989036There's actually a decent chance George R.R martin is involved in this, that alone will pull in the casual crowd
>>219970861>>219993920>Marika walking around so this is clearly pre-Shattering>all the houses in Leyndell are already boarded up and sealed with wax like in the gameThere hasnt been official material yet and this shit already makes zero sense.
Mysaria da funny whore from House of the dragon is in it
>>220003409They're probably shooting a bunch of scenes, including pre and post Shattering. It's all about logistics, you get all the shots you need at one location first.
wouldnt be watching this slop even if miyazaki himself showed up at the theater to give everyone autographed marika feet pics and a miranda powder peddler's bell bearing
>>219970881THE FREAKY FECAL FEASTER!
>they didn't get Debicki for Marikathis is bullshit
>>219975566Varré.
>>220000615Cailee is a sexpot
>>219978187Patches should be played by patches even if he doesn't look like him.
>>220003409anon stop inventing a movie from disparate set pictures with zero context
hmmmmm
I'm a huge Lord of the rings fan and I skipped rings of power. I've never played elden ring in my life, but I feel inclined to watch it looking at this picture of the cast
